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Title: I've been shat upon
Post by: Chris on December 17, 2005, 03:13 AM: Well my friends, today, or last night rather was absolute ****. I ended up smashing my Jeep into a parked car due to black ice, getting caught by my semi-girlfriend with another chick (at a movie) , and then getting my credit card declined for no obvious reason. It can only get better... I think.
Title: Re: I've been shat upon
Post by: JediMAC on December 17, 2005, 03:46 AM: Need some toilet paper? Or a hose, perhaps?

But look at the bright side, Katmandu finally made an appearance here. So that should cheer you up a little bit, at least... ;)

Things could be worse though. You could've gotten alcohol poisoning on your first night at C3 in Indy earlier this year, and been sent back home to miss all the fun, like this poor guy:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/nextseason/Avatars/Puking.gif)
Title: Re: I've been shat upon
Post by: Jesse James on December 17, 2005, 08:41 AM: Food for thought though Chris...

-I'm assuming you weren't hurt in the accident nor was anyone else. Insurance will cover it and you'll move on and be a better person for the experience...

-Girls come and go... Then they come again. I'd be more disappointed in losing out on Christmas gifts possibly, but then again I'm a pig.

-At least you have credit... :) And it's just a glitch, **** happens.

Now go out there and be somebody!
Title: Re: I've been shat upon
Post by: JoshEEE on December 17, 2005, 12:59 PM: So let me put the positive spin on this:

You went on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride in your jeep, you've got two women on your Player's Card and last but not least, you have so much Star Wars crap that there's no more room on your card for more.

Sounds alright to me!

In the immortal words of Andy Milonakis, when life gives you lemons, make beef stew. ;D
Title: Re: I've been shat upon
Post by: Matt_Fury on December 17, 2005, 07:41 PM: I prefer the legendary Ron White's take on it:

"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone who life has given them Vodka.....and have a party!"

Chin up bud....it's just a bump in the road....you have your health and that's what's really important!
Title: Re: I've been shat upon
Post by: name on December 18, 2005, 12:14 AM: Quote from: Jesse James on December 17, 2005, 08:41 AM
-Girls come ... Then they come again.
.

That's a myth.
Title: Re: I've been shat upon
Post by: Commander Cody on December 18, 2005, 12:51 AM: Quote from: Chris on December 17, 2005, 03:13 AM
Well my friends, today, or last night rather was absolute ****. I ended up smashing my Jeep into a parked car due to black ice, getting caught by my semi-girlfriend with another chick (at a movie) , and then getting my credit card declined for no obvious reason. It can only get better... I think.

That's god's way of saying Merry Christmas! ;)
Title: Re: I've been shat upon
Post by: Shannon (Princess) on December 18, 2005, 12:51 AM: Quote from: name on December 18, 2005, 12:14 AM
Quote from: Jesse James on December 17, 2005, 08:41 AM
-Girls come ... Then they come again.
.

That's a myth.
It's not a myth... and I really feel for your wife now... ;)
Title: Re: I've been shat upon
Post by: Jesse James on December 18, 2005, 02:41 AM: Myth it may be, but I like my delusions.
Title: Re: I've been shat upon
Post by: JesseVader08 on December 18, 2005, 10:36 PM: That's definitely a rough stretch of bad luck, Chris. It appears your guardian angel was sleeping on the job.