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Title: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 4, 2004, 12:12 PM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/heyyacb.shtml (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/heyyacb.shtml)

If you like Peanuts, Outkast, or stupid videos on the internet, you'll probably like this. :)
Title: Re: Hey ya, Charlie Brown!!
Post by: Playgirl on February 4, 2004, 08:23 PM
AH! it made me want to drown myself in paint thinner.
Title: Re: Hey ya, Charlie Brown!!
Post by: BigDumbWookiee on February 4, 2004, 09:32 PM
I cant decide whether or not I should hate myself for enjoying that song. Or Stacey's Mom for that matter. I feel so dirty and ashamed...

Whoa whoa whoa, what the hell? THIS WAS ON ABC?! Oh, I guess it could have just been the Peanuts cartoon. Damn. I need sleep.

Sadly, the cartoon fits this song eerily too well.....

Thank god for the Internet. Where else would I get all of my absolutely pointless entertainment? My brain has been turned to total mush. Just to imagine, I could be reading a book right now...
Title: Re: Hey ya, Charlie Brown!!
Post by: Ben on February 5, 2004, 02:59 AM
AH! it made me want to drown myself in paint thinner.

Oh, come on, it wasn't that bad, was it? ;)

Yes, someone actually took the time to make it and I took the time to link to it. I could be watching TV right now, actually.
Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 6, 2004, 03:39 AM
http://www.promaster.dk/site/v1/upload/files/stfu.swf (http://www.promaster.dk/site/v1/upload/files/stfu.swf)

It'll probably push Playgirl into the paint thinner, but I got a chuckle out of it.
Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Mister Skeezler on February 6, 2004, 12:39 PM
Here's a few good ones, though political...

http://members.shaw.ca/harrisonflick/ape.mov

http://members.shaw.ca/harrisonflick/bush.mov

http://members.shaw.ca/harrisonflick/vader.mov

http://members.shaw.ca/harrisonflick/death.mov
Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 7, 2004, 11:22 PM
The people said "Gee, HMI, the videos are all well and stupid, but we seek stupid webcomics as well!!"

And I answer those questions posed by those who don't exist with this:

http://spacebridge2000.tripod.com/comic.html (http://spacebridge2000.tripod.com/comic.html)
Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 8, 2004, 12:33 AM
It's a wonder I get anything done on Saturdays.

Play this game. I can't win, and in fact, I think it's impossible.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pearl.shtml (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pearl.shtml)
Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Playgirl on February 8, 2004, 01:09 AM
if you would really drown me, i'd be quite thankful.  that song makes me want to rethink my existence.
Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jokabofe on February 8, 2004, 08:54 PM
what about this one....

http://www.rathergood.com/punk_kittens/

 ;D
Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on February 8, 2004, 09:24 PM
It's a wonder I get anything done on Saturdays.

Play this game. I can't win, and in fact, I think it's impossible.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pearl.shtml (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pearl.shtml)

Is that the pearls before swine game?

If so, it is possible to beat it.

Ive seen it done 3 times by one person.


Kevin
Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on February 8, 2004, 09:38 PM
http://www.lanceandeskimo.com/flash/quest.html

I posted this once, maybe it will do better in the stupid **** from the internet thread :-*
Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Angry Ewok on February 8, 2004, 11:40 PM
The dumbest thing on the web. Promise. (http://forums.rebelscum.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_profile;u=00000060)
Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jokabofe on February 9, 2004, 01:10 AM
The dumbest thing on the web. Promise. (http://forums.rebelscum.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_profile;u=00000060)

lol... i think i just pissed myself...
Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 9, 2004, 01:18 AM
It's a wonder I get anything done on Saturdays.

Play this game. I can't win, and in fact, I think it's impossible.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pearl.shtml (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pearl.shtml)

Is that the pearls before swine game?

If so, it is possible to beat it.

Ive seen it done 3 times by one person.


Kevin

Yeah, it's officially titled "pearl before swine II" but I'm sure it's the same thing.

I'm not doing any better at it tonight.
Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Playgirl on February 9, 2004, 06:13 AM
NO! people need to stop wasting their time making stupid things on the internet!!!
Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on February 9, 2004, 09:02 AM
The dumbest thing on the web. Promise. (http://forums.rebelscum.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_profile;u=00000060)

(http://www.telusplanet.net/public/djustus/rofl.gif)   ;D
Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on February 9, 2004, 09:46 AM
The dumbest thing on the web. Promise. (http://forums.rebelscum.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_profile;u=00000060)
So true, so very true
Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Mister Skeezler on February 9, 2004, 10:49 AM
Oh man...that's perfect.
Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jokabofe on February 20, 2004, 01:05 AM
this made me laugh

clicky (http://www.myshutter.com/flash/rake_bush4.swf)
Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 20, 2004, 11:34 AM
this made me laugh

clicky (http://www.myshutter.com/flash/rake_bush4.swf)

Brilliant!!
Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JoshEEE on February 20, 2004, 12:36 PM
Visit

http://qpon.quiznos.com/

And download the screensaver. It has those singing hamster things from the Quiznos commercials. I'm going to turn up the volume on this screensaver and leave it on all weekend when I leave work tonight. If anyone comes in over the weekend, they will go nuts.
Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jokabofe on February 20, 2004, 06:49 PM
and as i'm sure you all know, those singing hamster things (good descrition, btw - i could never really figure out what they were... someone told me they were monkeys... monkeys???) made their first appearance here (http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song) - one of my all time favorite wastes of time. funny story - one time i opened this page, and let the song play through. it's on a loop, so it just keeps repeating. but after the second go-round, i closed the window.... but the song just kept on going. and going. seriously. i had to reboot my computer to make it stop. ha!
Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 10, 2004, 01:43 AM
More Spongmonkey fun! This time Star Wars related!!

http://www.toywars.net/WEB_dewbacks_med.mov (http://www.toywars.net/WEB_dewbacks_med.mov)


I laughed. Like I needed more proof I was an unrepentant geek.
Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on March 11, 2004, 10:39 AM
Coheteboy over at GH introduced me to this fun game

Warthog (http://nikon.bungie.org/misc/warthog_launch/warthog_launch.swf)
Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on March 11, 2004, 11:09 AM
Monkey Diving (http://www.mohsye.com/nu5va/diving.html?namn=290)
Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Vator on March 11, 2004, 03:33 PM
This should keep you entertained...

http://www.addictinggames.com
Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on March 12, 2004, 09:44 AM
That site has some pretty good games. I have been playing the Bottom of the Sea one & have not reached the bottom yet. I find the music soothing.  8)
Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Vator on March 12, 2004, 09:50 AM
Acno's Energizer is veeeery addictive, be warned.
Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 14, 2004, 09:45 PM
More stupid **** inspired by OutKast's 'Hey Ya!!'
I'm sure Flash animations are exactly what Andre 3000 had in mind when he wrote this song.

http://mysite.freeserve.com/obi_robz/hey_ya___VG_style.swf (http://mysite.freeserve.com/obi_robz/hey_ya___VG_style.swf)
Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on March 22, 2004, 02:08 PM
Dale found this new site:

http://jerome.galica.free.fr/

Lots of cool little guys there, its amazing all of the stuff people have done and the breadth of the universe these people created

(http://jerome.galica.free.fr/cinetv/dukehazzard/unclejesseduke.gif)(http://jerome.galica.free.fr/cinetv/wwf/RandySavageMicro2.gif)(http://jerome.galica.free.fr/cinetv/scooby/Velma.gif)(http://jerome.galica.free.fr/cinetv/heman/ss-he-man5.gif)(http://jerome.galica.free.fr/divers/BattlePopeBJC.gif)
Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on March 22, 2004, 02:23 PM
Yeah, its a cool site. Scott & I have been having fun with the pics.  ;)   ;D

(http://jerome.galica.free.fr/cinetv/starwars/JabbaTheHutt.gif)


(http://jerome.galica.free.fr/cinetv/terminator/Terminator1.gif)  (http://jerome.galica.free.fr/cinetv/IndianaJones.gif)  (http://jerome.galica.free.fr/cinetv/LvSJessicaRabbit.gif)  (http://jerome.galica.free.fr/cinetv/Baywatch.gif)(http://jerome.galica.free.fr/dc%20comics/Wonder%20Woman/Wonder-Women2.gif) (http://jerome.galica.free.fr/dc%20comics/Flash/Flash.gif)  (http://jerome.galica.free.fr/cinetv/starwars/Clonetroopers.gif)


Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Mikey D on March 22, 2004, 03:14 PM
Follow the bouncing scientist:

(http://jerome.galica.free.fr/marvel/Fantastic%20Four/reed/Mr%20Fantastic%202.gif)

Pretty cool site ;D
Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on March 22, 2004, 03:27 PM
A couple for Brent!  ;)

(http://jerome.galica.free.fr/marvel/Fantastic%20Four/associes/BeverlySwitzler.gif)  (http://jerome.galica.free.fr/marvel/Fantastic%20Four/associes/Howard%20the%20Duck.gif)

How do you guys like your She Hulk!

(http://jerome.galica.free.fr/marvel/Avengers/Hulk/shehulk/SheHulk1.gif)  (http://jerome.galica.free.fr/marvel/Avengers/Hulk/shehulk/She-Hulk-Avengers.gif)  (http://jerome.galica.free.fr/marvel/Avengers/Hulk/shehulk/She_Hulk_80s.gif)
Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Xander on March 22, 2004, 03:36 PM
http://www.nonstop.lv/files/bubblewrap.swf (http://www.nonstop.lv/files/bubblewrap.swf)

Be sure to hit manic mode.  And click Fresh Sheet over and over really fast.
Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on March 22, 2004, 04:08 PM
Don't make me angry

(http://jerome.galica.free.fr/marvel/Avengers/Hulk/hulk0.gif)
Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Mikey D on March 22, 2004, 05:17 PM
What a dork:
(http://jerome.galica.free.fr/marvel/Spiderman/ennemis/S-M-V-walrus.gif)

Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: FX-7 on March 23, 2004, 01:39 PM
(http://jerome.galica.free.fr/dc%20comics/Batman/serietv/Batmobile.gif)

Naa naa naa naa naa naa naa naa naa naa BATMAN!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 6, 2004, 02:09 PM
OK, this one requires a bit of work.

Go to Google, type in 'weapons of mass destruction', and instead of 'search', hit the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button instead and read what pops up.

 ;)
Title: SW personality test
Post by: jkno on April 7, 2004, 04:55 AM
http://www.matthewbarr.co.uk/personality/

I'm Lando again   ;)
Title: Re: SW personality test
Post by: Angry Ewok on April 7, 2004, 09:06 AM
I'm Luke.
Title: Re: SW personality test
Post by: DSJ™ on April 7, 2004, 09:18 AM
I'm not an Ewok this time. "Emperor Palpatine".
Title: Re: SW personality test
Post by: sp00ky on April 7, 2004, 09:22 AM
I'm Palpatine also.

Scott
Title: Re: SW personality test
Post by: Rob L on April 7, 2004, 09:35 AM
I was Palpy too. But there are so many leading questions, you can pick any character you like and answer accordingly  :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 8, 2004, 02:46 AM
(http://usuarios.lycos.es/rsobrebiel/everyday/ftsor/pinguinazo_sim.gif)
Title: Re: SW personality test
Post by: jkno on April 8, 2004, 04:28 AM
I'm Palpatine also.

Scott

Toooooooooooo many Palpies=big trouble  :-\ ;D
Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Rob L on April 8, 2004, 06:44 AM
More stupid **** inspired by OutKast's 'Hey Ya!!'
I'm sure Flash animations are exactly what Andre 3000 had in mind when he wrote this song.

http://mysite.freeserve.com/obi_robz/hey_ya___VG_style.swf (http://mysite.freeserve.com/obi_robz/hey_ya___VG_style.swf)

I had to take that down because it was hammering my bandwidth. It was posted at RS, so perhaps you might be able to get the original link from the topic-starter.

Watch out for pop-ups though (one was even a GAIN spyware installer)...that's the reason why I decided to host the swf animation in the first place.  

Rob :)
Title: Re: SW personality test
Post by: Mainland05 on April 8, 2004, 10:53 AM
Me too!

I am "Emperor Palpatine"

(http://www.matthewbarr.co.uk/personality/images/emperor3.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 13, 2004, 01:23 AM
You sick ***** will love these.

http://members.optusnet.com.au/~jimbeamblack/cat.mpg (http://members.optusnet.com.au/~jimbeamblack/cat.mpg)

http://www.thedierks.com/allowe/video/Ford,FinalBird.mpeg (http://www.thedierks.com/allowe/video/Ford,FinalBird.mpeg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 13, 2004, 01:28 AM
(http://img38.photobucket.com/albums/v118/studboy4e/euro_vs_america.jpg)


Screw this, I'm moving to Europe.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on April 13, 2004, 01:29 AM
This also applies here

Immortilize William in your SW dioramas...

(http://www.kidrobot.com/images/specimages/s-aomwil-1.jpg)

http://www.kidrobot.com/shop.php?Category=Western%20Vinyl
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on April 17, 2004, 03:37 PM
kill-bill.cz/game (http://kill-bill.cz/game/index.php)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jokabofe on April 18, 2004, 01:33 AM
www.shardsoglass.com (http://www.shardsoglass.com)

too funny
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 21, 2004, 03:23 AM
http://www.johnnywhoopass.com (http://www.johnnywhoopass.com)

Do you like 80's toons?

Did you think the remixed GI Joe PSA's were made by God herself?

Then this, friend, is for you. Since we're a mature group here, I don't think I need to warn you about the naughty words, of which there are plenty.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jokabofe on April 21, 2004, 06:26 PM
omfg that johnnywhoopass stuff is just too funny. i can't wait for episode 2  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DoctorPadawan on April 21, 2004, 07:13 PM
Normally I stay a million miles away from corporate advertising sites, but a friend sent me a link to this one and it is the funniest thing I've seen come out of mainstream marketing in a long time.  This may have been talked about elsewhere (I'm just too lazy to go look), but Burger King is apparently doing a series of late-night (post-midnight) commercials advertising some new chicken meal thing.  

Anyone who is familiar with porn  :o or webcams will get a real kick out of this: http://www.subservientchicken.com

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on April 22, 2004, 01:22 PM
smileyfaceguy posted that chicken thing last week, its cute :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DoctorPadawan on April 22, 2004, 02:33 PM
smileyfaceguy posted that chicken thing last week, its cute :)

Oops, my mistake.  Sorry about that.

To make up for my faux pas, I've found that one of the best places to find really off the wall (and often very disturbing, since the people doing these sites don't realize the utter stupidity of what they're doing most of the time) websites is under Something Awful's "Awful Link of the Day" daily report.  SA.com isn't for everyone (it's particularly for people with very dark and twisted senses of humor), and the ALOTD are sometimes in the vein of making you want to throw up at the absurdity, but if you are looking for stuff that you will laugh at and then feel bad for doing so  ;D go give them a look at http://www somethingawful.com  Be forewarned, though: if you are easily offended, do not go to Something Awful.

The best recent example of this was a guy they reported on and linked to as an example of this disturbing type of thing a few weeks back.  He is a "plushie" (do a Google search if you don't know what that means) and he had done a website devoted to his "plushie" collection, he writes short stories about his plushies, and while he never comes right out and talks about the sexual nature of what he's doing, it's fairly obvious, since you can see the "orifices" he sewed into several of the stuffed animals in several pictures.  Shudder.

The SA.com reporter's response to the site was priceless and is something I still say about various things now:

"Petition to stop the internet?  SIGNED!"  :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on April 22, 2004, 03:37 PM
Bets on which SW forum community member this is???

http://www.ibiblio.org/jmaynard/TRONcostume/

(http://www.ibiblio.org/jmaynard/TRONcostume/finaloffl.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt on April 22, 2004, 03:42 PM
Bets on which SW forum community member this is???

If They Mated:

DSJ and Membraneman:

(http://www.ibiblio.org/jmaynard/TRONcostume/portrait.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on April 22, 2004, 03:49 PM
I'm glad people have no shame...but really, did he need it to be so tight?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on April 22, 2004, 04:23 PM
(http://www.ibiblio.org/jmaynard/TRONcostume/portrait.jpg)

That is so wrong.

Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jokabofe on April 22, 2004, 10:01 PM
that tron looks almost like pron  ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on April 22, 2004, 10:19 PM
Weird a similar thread at Rebelscum has been deleted...WTF???
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Darth Kenobi on April 22, 2004, 10:28 PM
Weird a similar thread at Rebelscum has been deleted...WTF???
What funny about it is that if its the thread I htink it is, Optiums Prime, then I don't know why ikt was deleted all of a sudden since its been on the fourms for the past few months.  I wonder which Mod/Admin removed it and for what reason.  
Maybe  the Tron guy is one of the Sites Admin/Mod and he couldn't handle the talk about his Tron Suit.  
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: P'Dubs of the Sith on April 24, 2004, 08:52 PM
Bets on which SW forum community member this is???

If They Mated:

DSJ and Membraneman:

(http://www.ibiblio.org/jmaynard/TRONcostume/portrait.jpg)
I <3 TRON
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 2, 2004, 08:51 PM
Pimps Up, Ho's Down.

http://www.playerappreciate.com/pimphandle.asp (http://www.playerappreciate.com/pimphandle.asp)

You can start calling me Mack Master Benjamin Rockefeller now.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 2, 2004, 08:54 PM
http://www.boybeater.org/content/tests/simpsons.html (http://www.boybeater.org/content/tests/simpsons.html)

Which Simpsons character are you?

I was Bart.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Morgbug on May 2, 2004, 10:11 PM
Barney :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Logray2776 on May 3, 2004, 12:03 AM
Heh Mr Burns here
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Logray2776 on May 3, 2004, 12:20 AM
And i was pimpified to ......................


                 Delicious C. Smooth

                   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on May 3, 2004, 12:42 PM
Samorost Flash Game (http://analogik.org/downloads/multimedia/samorost/_samorost.swf)

Crimson Room (http://www.freegameworld.net/crimson.php)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on May 3, 2004, 12:48 PM


I are Bart.

Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Vator on May 3, 2004, 02:16 PM
Mr. Burns! Yeeeauh!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on May 3, 2004, 02:23 PM
Barney :D

Ditto eh!   ;D  
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Angry Ewok on May 3, 2004, 04:33 PM
I like this... it's a clock. (http://www.lares.dti.ne.jp/%7Eyugo/storage/monocrafts_ver3/03/index.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 8, 2004, 11:38 PM
http://www.annoyances.org/exec/show/article09-208 (http://www.annoyances.org/exec/show/article09-208)

Funny because it's true.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 9, 2004, 06:10 PM
(http://www.phatpimpclothing.com/hi/phatpimp/images/exkillwhitey.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 13, 2004, 01:50 PM
http://www.trunkmonkeyad.com/ (http://www.trunkmonkeyad.com/)

Ev'rybody needs a Trunk Monkey.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 30, 2004, 05:23 PM
(http://www.fucjeca.ubbi.com.br/tarado.gif)

Free bird.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on July 10, 2004, 08:10 PM
5 Finger Fillet! (http://www.gamespyarcade.com/software/webgames/sicktwisted/fivefinger/fivefinger_index.htm)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Morgbug on July 10, 2004, 10:01 PM
Now that is obscene :o

But I made level 10, among the best ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on July 20, 2004, 04:18 PM
This Land (http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/this_land)

(http://images.shockwave.com/images/large/picon_af_thisLand_lrg.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JediMAC on July 20, 2004, 05:06 PM
Funny, but Patty was just asking me this morning if I'd seen that hilarious clip yet (which I hadn't).  But I was planning on checking Ben's thread here today to see if he had stuck it in here yet.  Good stuff!   ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 20, 2004, 06:07 PM
I actually haven't watched the thing till now. Heh.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 21, 2004, 09:01 PM
Harsh language in this linky, but it's exactly what I'd be saying if I were the first man on the moon.

http://www.blogjam.com/neil_armstrong/ (http://www.blogjam.com/neil_armstrong/)


"Holy...living...****. Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket....we're on the ******* moon."
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jokabofe on July 21, 2004, 10:55 PM
now that was funny  :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Diddly on July 26, 2004, 02:48 AM
Thought this was hilarious....

(http://www.weeville.com/Home%20Alone%20With%20MJ.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jokabofe on July 26, 2004, 02:38 PM
check out this (http://fatman.shackspace.com/iceman.wmv) video clip if you want to laugh... and make sure you have the sound on  ;D

edit: there's a wole bunch of these available, and they are all funny as hell. just check out this website: windspireentertainment.com (http://windspireentertainment.com/download.php) in the download section.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 26, 2004, 05:50 PM
Ha! Love that TIE Pilot shakin' it. :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 2, 2004, 05:23 PM
http://www.kintera.org/atf/cf/%7B06DAEF0E-9000-4422-B4DA-AFBAA10CAF60%7D/STRAIGHTTALKHI.ASX (http://www.kintera.org/atf/cf/%7B06DAEF0E-9000-4422-B4DA-AFBAA10CAF60%7D/STRAIGHTTALKHI.ASX)

"Someone call Dick Cheney, get 'im down here. Help!"
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on August 2, 2004, 09:27 PM
Alien in 30 seconds. (http://www.angryalien.com/0704/alienbunnies.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 5, 2004, 02:54 PM
http://www.subservientpresident.net/ (http://www.subservientpresident.net/)
It's a spoof of Burger King's Subservient Chicken.

Try the following:

Saddam

WMD

Oath of Office--try this one, it's good.

Air National Guard

Intellegence Failure

Yale Sucks

France

Riverdance

Chicken Dance

Abu Ghraib

Prisoner Abuse

Axis of Evil

Worship Reagan

Tell Secret
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 6, 2004, 02:01 PM
Attention: You Have Bad Taste In Music.

http://www.youhavebadtasteinmusic.com/ (http://www.youhavebadtasteinmusic.com/)

I ******* love this guy. Watch the Evanes...however the **** that's spelled. Evanescence? Escannave. Whatever.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 8, 2004, 06:32 PM
http://myweb.cableone.net/jhwhaley/georgewbushdrunk.wmv (http://myweb.cableone.net/jhwhaley/georgewbushdrunk.wmv)

Ev'rybody in the club gettin' tipsy.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jokabofe on August 9, 2004, 01:38 AM
oh man, that website is great... i'm ordering a shirt now, and will proudly wear it to work as often as possible (i work in a music store, and 90% of my customers have bad taste in music)  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Diddly on August 9, 2004, 12:23 PM
I found this picture that celebrates the return of Family Guy.  ;D

(http://img13.exs.cx/img13/5903/Return.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 10, 2004, 07:39 PM
(http://www.unshadowed.net/~eastern/8-7/lego---3.jpg)
(http://www.unshadowed.net/~eastern/8-7/lego---9.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on August 11, 2004, 01:15 PM
DriverLicenseSearch.com (http://www.license.shorturl.com/)   ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: stormie on August 11, 2004, 01:33 PM
DriverLicenseSearch.com (http://www.license.shorturl.com/)   ;D

Brilliant!!  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: SPIDERLEGS on August 11, 2004, 01:36 PM
[size=8]PONG![/size]  (http://www.evilwillalwaystriumph.com/wackystuff/pong.swf)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 11, 2004, 07:04 PM
DriverLicenseSearch.com (http://www.license.shorturl.com/)   ;D

Whoa, did I ever fall for that one.  ::) ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 12, 2004, 04:17 PM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=titanicpimp.wmv

Attention, men of the world: This **** will never work.

Well, the upgrade thinks the letters t i and t next to each other is naughty, so go here to check it out.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 15, 2004, 04:18 PM
(http://slithytoves.sytes.net/~dave//gfx/marriage.JPG)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jokabofe on August 16, 2004, 10:03 PM
Alien in 30 seconds. (http://www.angryalien.com/0704/alienbunnies.html)

and from the same makers

exorcist in 30 seconds (http://www.angryalien.com/0204/exorcistbunnies.html)

the shining in 30 seconds (http://www.angryalien.com/0504/shiningbunnies.html)

jaws in 30 seconds (http://www.angryalien.com/)

those are so great  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt on August 18, 2004, 11:38 AM
https://home.comcast.net/%7Epseudolith/doom3.wmv
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 18, 2004, 04:10 PM
https://home.comcast.net/%7Epseudolith/doom3.wmv

Those young men must be touched in the head.

I bet they make their parents proud. ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Revenge on August 18, 2004, 04:14 PM
Click Me (http://jedidefender.com)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on August 18, 2004, 04:21 PM
Nice one Darth Vader, real cute
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on August 18, 2004, 11:47 PM
https://home.comcast.net/%7Epseudolith/doom3.wmv

AKA...Pick Two Rebelscummers, Any Two
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on August 19, 2004, 01:13 AM
So, I caught that when it was first posted, and I still don't get it.  That's just someone taping two kids as they play Doom 3?  Or what?

And with that...  Who, when playing a video game, screams?  What kind of sissy would do that?

BTW I nominate Durge/Greg(g) or Peep Admiral/Darth Cyrax (A GH member, but worthy of the nod) as the culprits.  Or any mix of the above. :)  I could think of a couple ninny's from some other site's though *cough*lurking dorks*cough*
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Revenge on August 19, 2004, 01:39 AM
https://home.comcast.net/%7Epseudolith/doom3.wmv

AKA...Pick Two Rebelscummers, Any Two


You and JesseJames. ;) You are both rebelscummers, are you not?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on August 19, 2004, 01:54 AM
Hmmm, apparantly you are too Vader...  Perhaps one of the names I listed struck some personal cord?   :-*

You're well in the running now too DV (or maybe made the grade in my initial list already?) for a seat in front of your PC playing some Doom 3 as well I beleve.

I can damn near hear your giddy screams of glee!

OOOOOOEEE!   ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: SPIDERLEGS on August 19, 2004, 03:52 PM
(http://www.tomhodges.com/art_posting/rez-tpr1.jpg)

Trent Reznor digs the Price Is Right.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on August 19, 2004, 03:57 PM
If I lived in California I'd be going to the Price Is Right every day, it is one of my lifelong dreams...Spinning the Big Wheel

Speaking of which, think anyone has ever gotten knocked on the head by the handles of the Big Wheel?  I've seen people almost fall over but never a head knock
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: SPIDERLEGS on August 19, 2004, 04:00 PM
Yep. There is a blooper reel out there of heads getting banged on TPIR.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on August 19, 2004, 04:03 PM
Dang I have to see that...I would imagine people could get really hurt, especially the old ladies who get up there.  I haven't seen an episode for a long time...

(http://home.earthlink.net/~stumail/price_rod.jpg)

Come on Up Rod :'(
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on August 19, 2004, 04:08 PM
https://home.comcast.net/%7Epseudolith/doom3.wmv

AKA...Pick Two Rebelscummers, Any Two
Any of these guys (http://threads.rebelscum.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=904295&Main=888841#Post904295)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on August 19, 2004, 05:07 PM
My buddy Justin's  the culprit...  I know it...  I'm gonna have to show him that link now. :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 19, 2004, 09:52 PM
http://shop.store.yahoo.com/brandsonsale-store/51104-costumes.html

This makes baby Jesus cry. :'(
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: CorranHorn on August 19, 2004, 11:07 PM
http://shop.store.yahoo.com/brandsonsale-store/51104-costumes.html

This makes baby Jesus cry. :'(

Oh man that is SOOOO wrong. But you can tell that kid in the cheetah striped jacket is preparing for his life as a john. The Godfather was right when he said, pimping ain't easy!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on August 20, 2004, 03:18 AM
Click Me (http://jedidefender.com)

Even better!  (http://www.jedidefender.com/yabbse/Smileys/classic/kiss.gif)

Clicky Here  (http://www.jedidefender.com/yabbse/index.php?action=profile;u=633)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: SPIDERLEGS on August 20, 2004, 08:53 AM
JESUS CHRIST SUPER STORE  (http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/)

for all your biblical action figure needs...
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jokabofe on August 20, 2004, 09:02 AM
(http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/JCSimages/figures/lfjesus.jpg)

dude... that is just ****** up right there...

i see a new avatar coming soon  :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on August 20, 2004, 09:31 AM
Is that He-Man Luke's Head?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on August 20, 2004, 09:29 PM
I believe that's He-Man luke entirely with heavy modding.

Nice packaging...  I mean, seriously, that's creatively nice packaging. 
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: CorranHorn on August 21, 2004, 03:44 AM
See Luke IS The Chosen One!!!!

To hell with Anakin/Vader, Luke's the bomb yo!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on August 21, 2004, 04:00 AM
Luke in Messiah disguise.  One more way for Hasbro to put a Luke on the pegs?  Or simply Hasbro writing a ticket to hell?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: SPIDERLEGS on August 21, 2004, 04:09 AM
Surely, the Buddha figure, "One who has achieved perfection" and
includes Fighting Staff of Meditation, Magnum 66 automatic Nirvana pistol
and the Invincible Holy Orange Cape of Enlightenment, didn't sail right over people's heads, did it? GENIUS!

(http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/JCSimages/figures/lfbuddha.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on August 21, 2004, 05:22 AM
Buddha didn't acheive PERFECTION, just enlightenment.  Sheesh, dude needs to pick up an Introduction to World Religions book sometime.   ::)

 :P

Seriously, I like his softgoods cloak.  Nice.  Some will complain that sculpted cloaks look better, but I doubt Buddha would agree.

I'm wagering Malakili here but...  Wow, that's surprisingly good fatguy in a diaper sculpting.

Wish I had a set for fodder or to have them hang out at the Cantina.  That legit Christian toy line out (produced down in Pittsburgh actually) are like more in the 5" scale.  Blah.

I want my Christ to stand toe-to-toe with Wuher and Blue Snaggletooth.  And to knock a whiney bitch Luke across the table before he cuts Obi-Wan down in a mad, drunken rage.

Then he and the super holy friends ride away on swoops, raising hell and spreading the good words of their respective religions as they ride out of town...

Yeah, a bit overactive imagination on that, but they'd look good filling out the Cantina.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 21, 2004, 12:22 PM
Mommy, I can see the fat man's underwear. :o
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 21, 2004, 04:47 PM
http://www.rubberfaces.com

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: CorranHorn on August 22, 2004, 08:30 PM
Buddha didn't acheive PERFECTION, just enlightenment.  Sheesh, dude needs to pick up an Introduction to World Religions book sometime.   ::)

 :P

Seriously, I like his softgoods cloak.  Nice.  Some will complain that sculpted cloaks look better, but I doubt Buddha would agree.

I'm wagering Malakili here but...  Wow, that's surprisingly good fatguy in a diaper sculpting.

Wish I had a set for fodder or to have them hang out at the Cantina.  That legit Christian toy line out (produced down in Pittsburgh actually) are like more in the 5" scale.  Blah.

I want my Christ to stand toe-to-toe with Wuher and Blue Snaggletooth.  And to knock a whiney bitch Luke across the table before he cuts Obi-Wan down in a mad, drunken rage.

Then he and the super holy friends ride away on swoops, raising hell and spreading the good words of their respective religions as they ride out of town...

Yeah, a bit overactive imagination on that, but they'd look good filling out the Cantina.

the head definitely looks like malakili and the torso/legs may be as well. the arms are definitely POTF2 Dagobah Luke. Not the first bootleg toyline I've seen use those arms for their figures.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: SPIDERLEGS on August 23, 2004, 06:16 PM
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (http://www.evilwillalwaystriumph.com/wackystuff/weee.swf)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 23, 2004, 09:52 PM
I've now heard the word 'gonads' enough times that now it's lost all meaning.

Weee.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 24, 2004, 06:15 PM
This isn't stupid as much as it is informative.

Well, it's in a stupid format, any way.

http://projectboil.pixel10.co.uk/posting/Posting.html
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: CorranHorn on August 24, 2004, 07:57 PM
This isn't stupid as much as it is informative.

Well, it's in a stupid format, any way.

http://projectboil.pixel10.co.uk/posting/Posting.html

Hah, informative indeed. There's a bunch of assclowns out there that could learn a thing or two from this. Especially when it comes to the part about posting something worthwhile. That would work for like 50% of all posts on Scum, 99% of course posted by Greg(g) and Durge...
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on August 24, 2004, 08:52 PM
I could add some names to that list...

**cough**General_Windu**cough**   :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 25, 2004, 10:35 PM
Citizens of West Virginia, Your tax dollars at work:

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040825/ap_on_fe_st/t_shirt_tussle_1

It's almost as if because you're a politician, you have no sense of humor.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on August 25, 2004, 11:24 PM
I've been through WV on many instances (as it borders Western PA in the south), and I have to say it's quite pathetic.  The truth hurts as they say though...  So I see where the resentment's coming from anyway.

That little nub of it that sticks up between Ohio and PA is alright, but you get down I-79 a ways and things just become one big deliverance theme-park.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 28, 2004, 11:48 PM
(http://myjokemail.com/pictures/November2003/FreeCat.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jokabofe on August 28, 2004, 11:49 PM
funny, but not funny at the same time. i hate seeing dead animals on the side of the road.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 29, 2004, 01:36 PM
Yeah, it's one of those things you're not sure if you should laugh at.

I did, though. I'm pretty whack like that.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jokabofe on August 29, 2004, 03:27 PM
fair enough. then again, i laughed my ass off at this:

(http://www.p3donline.com/pics/elmo_no_more.jpg)

so i guess i am kinda ****** up in the head too.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Revenge on August 29, 2004, 03:39 PM
Click Here (http://threads.rebelscum.com/showprofile.php?Cat=&User=59&Number=911775&Board=UBB25&what=showflat&page=&view=&sb=5&o=&fpart=2&vc=1)


This kid is pathetic.

"A bizarre computer posting program that Rebelscum runs to keep threads alive!"

-Can someone say ******?

"Registered here on the 19th of May 2000, an original member, GNT is an active member of the rebelscum community. GNT manages the forum lists so if you need help identifing a certain figure or want help please PM me."

-Learn grammar and sentence structure you crack monkey. Stop trying to get people to send you mail. We all hate you.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 29, 2004, 04:55 PM
Yeah, we know Greg(g) pretty well here.

Unfortunately.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Revenge on August 29, 2004, 05:33 PM
Do you know what his last name is?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JediMAC on August 29, 2004, 06:11 PM
His last name is McCaul.

"A bizarre computer posting program that Rebelscum runs to keep threads alive!"

And guess who made up this quote long ago that he's been using ever since...?  Yep, yours truly.  Moi.   ;)

Interesting to note that Greg(g) is now referring to himself in the Third Person.   :-\
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Revenge on August 29, 2004, 07:01 PM
Actually, he's too dumb to keep even the simplest of writing forms consistent:

"Registered here on the 19th of May 2000, an original member, GNT is an active member of the rebelscum community. GNT manages the forum lists so if you need help identifing a certain figure or want help please PM me."


He ends off in first person. What a dumbass. ::)
Title: All of the things you can do with a potato - As told by Samwise Gamgee
Post by: Revenge on August 30, 2004, 12:24 AM
very funny link (http://wallhacker.com/)
Title: Re: All of the things you can do with a potatoe - As told by Samwise Gamgee
Post by: Nicklab on August 30, 2004, 12:40 AM
You do know there's no "E" in the potato, right?
Title: Re: All of the things you can do with a potatoe - As told by Samwise Gamgee
Post by: jokabofe on August 30, 2004, 12:47 AM
[gnt] there is already a thread for stupid **** on the internet. next time, search the forum before starting new threads, otherwise they will be deleted [/gnt]
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Revenge on August 30, 2004, 01:16 AM
Please merge this thread! :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on August 30, 2004, 01:42 AM
Done and I swapped the thread title out there so you know what I edited in your post Vader.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Revenge on August 30, 2004, 02:36 AM
Thanks Jesse!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on September 9, 2004, 02:38 PM
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/taters.php :o

Well damn...some one aparently beat  me to it.


*dances to the tune*


I should rip it to MP3.

Kev-ta-toes!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: SPIDERLEGS on September 9, 2004, 02:54 PM
(http://theforum.dallasgothic.com/html/emoticons/bigconfused.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JediMAC on September 9, 2004, 03:14 PM
Heh.  Catchy tune.  Where can I buy the single?  I think some kinda Miami DJ remix is definitely in store for this one.  I can see it hitting the club ciruit all over the country real soon...   8)

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew...

 :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Diddly on September 9, 2004, 06:29 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/FoRmuvKoRn/kvb2.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on September 9, 2004, 10:51 PM
Magical Trevor (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/37/)

:)

Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jokabofe on September 9, 2004, 10:56 PM
duh. i watched that thing like 4 times before i realized it was just a loop  ::)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: CorranHorn on September 10, 2004, 12:42 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/FoRmuvKoRn/kvb2.jpg)

Worst... movie.... EVER! :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on September 10, 2004, 01:35 PM
I'm sort of embarased at how much I like this Magical Trevor thing.


Look at him now dissapearin' the cow!

*dances*

Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: SPIDERLEGS on September 10, 2004, 02:16 PM
Mods, this might be risque, feel free to delete.

STAR WARS for grownups (http://www.spaceinsex.com/vids/starwars3.mpeg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on September 10, 2004, 06:10 PM
^ Nice. :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on September 19, 2004, 10:55 PM
So I'm not here for a week and no one else has any more dumb ****?

 ???
Title: Clark returns to form
Post by: Ben on October 1, 2004, 11:13 PM
http://www.chaser.com.au/show_story.asp?ID=638&ED=68&CAT=6&NAME=diaz

It's like the Onion for people who live in Australia. Still funny though.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on October 1, 2004, 11:21 PM
Watch as RS' integrity is truly, finally wasted away. (http://threads.rebelscum.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=938970&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1#938970)

Good job, Phil and crew.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on October 2, 2004, 11:45 PM
Jedi Training (http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/jeditraining.html)   ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Logray2776 on October 3, 2004, 12:56 AM
 ;D  That was great, I damn near fell out the chair on that one.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: CorranHorn on October 5, 2004, 02:36 AM
Jedi Training (http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/jeditraining.html)   ;D

That was just great, had me bursting my gut with laughter.

My fave part has to be...

Bob: Oh you didn't leave a big bomb in there did ya?
Yoda: Size matters not.

 ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on October 5, 2004, 01:43 PM
STFU-She had it coming. (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/stfu.php)


 ;D I laughed till my sides hurt! It's like that grape stomping one...I can't get enough!


Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: SPIDERLEGS on October 5, 2004, 09:04 PM
He-Man peed on my rug. (http://idiotwork.com/media/MastersofLebowski05.mov)

At the Gay Bar (http://www.crocuta.net/AtTheGayBar.mov)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on October 6, 2004, 10:10 PM
Hee hee.

Dumbass. (http://www.ehowa.com/show/media.html?image=sovereignty.wmv)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on October 6, 2004, 10:15 PM
He-Man peed on my rug. (http://idiotwork.com/media/MastersofLebowski05.mov)

At the Gay Bar (http://www.crocuta.net/AtTheGayBar.mov)

The first didn't work for me.

But the second one made me pee on the rug. :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: SPIDERLEGS on October 6, 2004, 11:42 PM
Damn! It was cool!

Try this one in the meantime. (http://www.idiotwork.com/media/YCOD%20IWsite%20Output.mov)

Here's an interesting take on an actual PONG game. (http://www.ipwnj00.net/Mediaviewer.php?width=1600&height=1200&id=22)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on October 7, 2004, 09:29 AM
Viridian Room (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/viridian.php)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on October 9, 2004, 02:29 PM
The next William Hung!  ::)

Worst Singer In The World (http://www.squizzle.com/movies/idolvirgin.asf)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: SPIDERLEGS on October 16, 2004, 03:29 PM
Strange Asians (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/annoyingasians.mpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on October 17, 2004, 03:52 PM
Jon Stewart makes Tucker Carlson his bitch. (http://www.ifilm.com/filmdetail?ifilmid=2652831&htv=12&htv=12&htv=12)

Greatest line ever:
You're partisan, what do you call it, hacks.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on October 19, 2004, 10:27 PM
Eww. (http://lirkassen.jubii.dk/show.asp?id=6500F1860165434FBB0EB0E4E137584F)

Just like to say-- I've never been attracted to the Olsens in any fashion, but stupid animations with music from Outkast built this thread.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: SPIDERLEGS on October 21, 2004, 12:37 PM
These are brutal, but drive the point home big time...

http://www.homefrontcalgary.com/Boardroom_R_Full_Frame.mpg

http://www.homefrontcalgary.com/Restaurant_R_Full_Frame.mpg

Obviously, these aren't stupid, but I thought I'd share them here, anyway...
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: C on October 21, 2004, 02:34 PM
those are sort of... odd. i know what they're getting at, but they almost glorify it in a way... the low camera angles and stuff...

and i think the second one is a bit presumptuous to think that people attack waitresses at home.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on October 23, 2004, 09:49 PM
(http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/bush_jesusad.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on October 23, 2004, 09:52 PM
http://www.jasoncrystal.com/monkey/


I <3 that little red guy!


Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on October 25, 2004, 08:46 PM
The ULTIMATE John Kerry Ad (http://www.wabcradio.com/listingsentryheadline.asp?ID=259078&PT=WABC+News)


:)


Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on October 29, 2004, 04:46 PM
I thought this card trick was cool.

Vanishing Cards (http://www.boreme.com/bm/OCT04/a/m-card-trick/../../../../bm_movies/magic.wmv)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on October 29, 2004, 10:19 PM
This kid is ******* awesome. (http://www.thatwasrandom.com/video/mario.php)

Beware, there's a ****load of spyware here.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on November 1, 2004, 05:46 PM
Just in case you're still undecided about who you're going to vote for tomorrow... (http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2463)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on November 14, 2004, 02:40 AM
Cute little movie, for the eBayer inside of us all!   :D

The Auction (http://www.colossart.com/theauction/theMovie/themovie_large.htm)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on November 14, 2004, 08:47 PM
Wow, that hit a little too close to home  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on November 14, 2004, 09:16 PM
Ha ha! Good one! ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on November 14, 2004, 09:56 PM
Why the Middle East sucks. (http://www.wjla.com/news/stories/1104/186905.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: SPIDERLEGS on November 19, 2004, 11:55 AM
Captain Doo Doo (http://www.doodie.com/dman_buttons.swf)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on November 21, 2004, 01:24 AM
Target gets progressive. (http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/sr=8-4/qid=1100735515/ref=sr_8_4/601-8556392-8288149?_encoding=UTF8&asin=B0002KPIBO)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on November 21, 2004, 01:43 AM
Gay-o-Meter (http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html)

I'm 16% gay.  A walking, talking, red-blooded hetero guy. Just way too straight for these modern times.

Probably because I don't need to hire a professional to do DIY tasks. And I dig lesbian sex.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Diddly on November 21, 2004, 02:18 AM
I Met WWE Wrestler Triple H! (http://imethhh.com)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Chris on November 21, 2004, 01:20 PM
Gay-o-Meter (http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html)

I'm 16% gay.  A walking, talking, red-blooded hetero guy. Just way too straight for these modern times.

Probably because I don't need to hire a professional to do DIY tasks. And I dig lesbian sex.

I'm 30% gay. "Loosen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with some softer edges to grab onto"
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on November 21, 2004, 01:37 PM
I'm 16% gay.  A walking, talking, red-blooded hetero guy. Just way too straight for these modern times.

Probably because I don't need to hire a professional to do DIY tasks. And I dig lesbian sex.

Same here. 16%.

Ah well.

Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: CorranHorn on November 22, 2004, 12:13 AM
I Met WWE Wrestler Triple H! (http://imethhh.com)

That officially is the single stupidest thing I've ever seen on the net.   ::)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Mikey D on November 22, 2004, 09:14 AM
Gay-o-Meter (http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html)

I'm 16% gay.  A walking, talking, red-blooded hetero guy. Just way too straight for these modern times.

Probably because I don't need to hire a professional to do DIY tasks. And I dig lesbian sex.

26% gay, same explaination as Chris.  Should have been lower but I pluck my eyebrows or else I get the dreaded unibrow.  >:( 
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Vator on November 22, 2004, 01:20 PM
Same as Chris and Mickey
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Mikey D on November 22, 2004, 01:47 PM
Same as Chris and Mickey

Who the **** is Mickey?  I ain't no damn mouse  >:(














 ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on November 22, 2004, 01:56 PM
I'm the gayest person here so far...33%!  Damn hair trimming :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on November 22, 2004, 02:00 PM
Hahahahahahaha! ;D


Explain to me this concept of..."hair trimming" *has not had a haircut in 6 months*

Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: C on November 22, 2004, 05:23 PM
i'm 33% as well, sweetie. watch out.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Diddly on November 22, 2004, 06:03 PM
33% as well  :-\

But like Mikey, I get a unibrow if I don't pluck.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on November 22, 2004, 08:28 PM
Relatively secure at 23%. I accidentally chose "hire a professional" for a DIY project. If I could only go back and correct that point!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jjks on November 22, 2004, 08:42 PM
I'm the gayest person here so far...33%!  Damn hair trimming :P
Looks like I've got you beat sister, I'm now the gayest person here with a whopping 43%.

Evidently it's gay to like lesbian sex..a lot.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on November 22, 2004, 11:26 PM
Count me in at 33% as well.

Not totally gay, but gay enough to be liked by women?  I dunno...  I'm not buff enough, nor fashion concious enough.  I should be though.   :-\  I wish I didn't have to try hard at things like that.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jeff on November 22, 2004, 11:51 PM
Looks like I've got you beat sister, I'm now the gayest person here with a whopping 43%.

Evidently it's gay to like lesbian sex..a lot.

Huh.  I scored 43% as well.

Musta been meeting Colman that pushed me that much closer.   :-\

Jeff
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Morgbug on November 22, 2004, 11:56 PM
Old and straight.  16%.  Honest :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on November 23, 2004, 04:04 AM
Sorry Everybody (http://www.sorryeverybody.com)

And, just because I believe in equal time (or just wanted to paste a link full of pictures of ********),

**** an Apology (http://www.fuckanapology.com/)

(http://www.fuckanapology.com/gallery/albums/FuckAnApology-com/l4f1_5.jpg)

^This is why this country never moves forward. There's a pointless war in Iraq going on, young people are dying, but as long as two gay folks he's never met can't get married, FOUR MORE YEARS!!!!  ::)


Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on November 23, 2004, 04:14 AM
Now now...  No politics guys, ok?

Since you gave that equal time for both POV's I'm gonna let it go HMI, but no freaking out on this one, or "adding" things to it guys.

They're both stupid things from the internet IMO.  ;D

Moving along (Please)...   :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: CorranHorn on November 23, 2004, 05:27 AM
(http://img19.exs.cx/img19/6465/ito4.gif)

This is a clip I found on a wrestling forum of a Japanese Death match featuring Ryuji Ito vs. Abdullah Kobayashi (100 Light tubes, Cactus, Barbwire Boards, Caribbean Barbwire Ropes, and Plates of Glass Death Match / Big Japan Death Match Title 12/24/03)

I caught this match as part of a ppv special a few months back, at least I believe it was this match, I clearly remember that finish. Nevertheless, this is the stupidest thing I've ever seen in wrestling. These guys were killing each other with stupid **** like light tubes, glass windows, mirrors, etc, in a match that didn't even begin to resemble an athletic competition. And so the big finish is placing a guy under a glass plate being held up by two chairs, then covering the plate with several light tubes, then diong a frogsplash thru all that **** for the pin. Just ridiculous stuff that makes wrestling look bad even in this mark's eyes. Seeing how ****** retarded it is, I thought I'd share it with the rest of you.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on November 23, 2004, 09:48 AM
Sorry Everybody (http://www.sorryeverybody.com)

(http://www.fuckanapology.com/gallery/albums/FuckAnApology-com/l4f1_5.jpg)


I find his use of mixed cApltaL anD loWeRcaSe lettering in his sign to be among the more disturbing things in that image. Finishing grade school is overrated.

It would be worse however, if he were to start randomly bolding characters. Oh, that would be sucky!

Thoughts? ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Angry Ewok on November 23, 2004, 01:18 PM
43% Gay

 :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: CorranHorn on November 23, 2004, 08:04 PM
gimmick infringement!!  :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on November 25, 2004, 03:36 AM
It looks like the reporter was telling the truth (http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=856)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on November 26, 2004, 12:41 AM
Whoa. :o
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jokabofe on November 26, 2004, 12:50 AM
Anybody see or hear about this (http://www.jfkreloaded.com/start/) new videogame yet?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on November 26, 2004, 02:14 AM
Heard about it. Found it very tasteless, and let it be.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on November 26, 2004, 08:39 PM
Gee, another personality test. (http://www.maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=personality)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on November 27, 2004, 04:23 PM
The Big Lebowski Random Quote Generator (http://www.dymphna.net/randomquotage/lebowskiquotes.shtml)

aka 'where HMI finds his personal text'.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Darby on November 27, 2004, 07:30 PM
Suh-weet.   ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Darthshader on November 27, 2004, 07:40 PM
I'm the gayest person here so far...33%!  Damn hair trimming :P

I gotcha all beat! 50%
It says I am a happy & well adjusted lesbian babe. ;D
What a nice thing to say!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: CorranHorn on November 27, 2004, 11:54 PM
Suh-weet.   ;D

might i say that you have the best avatar.... EVER!  :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on November 28, 2004, 10:27 PM
Best book review EVER! (http://www.stanford.edu/~scodary/tkam.htm)

If you can make it to the end, I'll give you a cookie.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on November 28, 2004, 10:45 PM
http://www.prisonbitchname.com/

I'm Skidmarks.

Eeeew.


Edit-- if this isn't kosher, please remove the link. I'm not sure if it'll fly or not.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Diddly on November 28, 2004, 10:50 PM
I'm Bruce. :-\
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Morgbug on November 29, 2004, 12:36 AM
Be afraid, be VERY, VERY afraid: 

Shower Stalker :o
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on November 29, 2004, 12:55 AM
Best book review EVER! (http://www.stanford.edu/~scodary/tkam.htm)

If you can make it to the end, I'll give you a cookie.

I was patient, and I am proud of myself.

"Probably one of the best books ever written, by a person..."

"The pirates knew they would need all the nuclear explosions in the world... And that's why Harper Lee won the Pulitzer..."

Send cookie.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on November 29, 2004, 01:41 AM
I would, but this dude at all my cookies.

(http://members.tripod.com/~hooperfan/Cookie3.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on November 30, 2004, 12:57 AM
http://www.prisonbitchname.com/


Say hi to Skin Flautist. 
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on November 30, 2004, 01:44 AM
The most ******* awesomest thing ever. (http://www.blondeblog.com/vkaratechimp.html)

Just a slight edit in the wording  ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Logray2776 on December 2, 2004, 03:19 PM
Here's something of interest.....



For the Llamas (http://www.think-strange.de/stuff/swf/thellamasong.swf)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 3, 2004, 12:23 AM
Here's something of interest.....



For the Llamas (http://www.think-strange.de/stuff/swf/thellamasong.swf)

 :) :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 3, 2004, 02:20 AM
Marriage lasts 90 minutes. (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004560512,00.html)

Usually, I'd have something either snarky or stupid to type, but this speaks for itself.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: CorranHorn on December 3, 2004, 02:24 AM
Marriage lasts 90 minutes. (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004560512,00.html)

Usually, I'd have something either snarky or stupid to type, but this speaks for itself.

that is so sad, but still he was just a bit drunk, she's the one who started it. you can't believe she had never seen any hints to such behavior from him prior to the wedding.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 3, 2004, 03:01 AM
I read in the article that they only knew each other for three months before the nuptials.

That's usually cause for alarm. :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Logray2776 on December 3, 2004, 07:30 AM
Marriage lasts 90 minutes. (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004560512,00.html)

Usually, I'd have something either snarky or stupid to type, but this speaks for itself.





LOL Damn that was crazy
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 5, 2004, 09:35 PM
Bush arrested in Canada on war crimes. (http://www.world-cnn.com/2004/WORLD/americas/11/30/bush.arrest/index.html)

 :o




































 :D ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on December 6, 2004, 01:16 AM
X-Rated Lightsaber Duel (http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?video=Porn-Wars)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: hansolo_506 on December 6, 2004, 04:45 PM
X-Rated Lightsaber Duel (http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?video=Porn-Wars)

You know, as perverse as this was, she had a really good fighting style.  Got to give the Sith Lords credit for training her well.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: SPIDERLEGS on December 7, 2004, 05:06 PM
http://www.cyphic.net/zoomquilt/zoom.htm
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: SPIDERLEGS on December 7, 2004, 05:50 PM
what are you? (http://www.auburn.edu/~shephcd/whatyouare.html)

I am a filthy disco queen who loves to philosophy with beavers.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on December 7, 2004, 10:01 PM
http://whimsyland.com/crabb_jumpers.shtml

Yeah
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 8, 2004, 04:00 AM
I'm finally NOT the stupidest thing in Iowa. Yay!

http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=13457639&BRD=1839&PAG=461&dept_id=110408&rfi=6
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 8, 2004, 02:35 PM
PITTSBURGH (AP) -- Dude, listen to this.
A language professor in Pittsburgh has published a paper
deconstructing and decoding the word "dude," saying it's a lot
more than a term for surfers and skaters.
Scott Kiesling says the one-syllable word can be used as a
greeting, as in "What's up, Dude?" or for sympathy: "Dude, I'm
so sorry." The word also can be used on its own for surprise or
disgust.
The professor says the word can be powerful, allowing people to
connect in a way that isn't too intimate.
And he says its use is spreading. While "dude" was once
reserved for talk between guys, Kiesling says women are using it,
too.
But he points to a new potential problem. Kiesling says one of
his students insists "dude" is no longer cool because it's been
in an academic study.

---------------------------
Like, wow, dude. Like we didn't already know the many uses of the word 'dude'.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 11, 2004, 05:55 PM
http://www.getyourwaron.com

It's not really stupid, but actually very brilliant.

(http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/images/war.310.gif)

(http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/images/war.309.gif)

(http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/images/war.311.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on December 13, 2004, 10:15 PM
It's got a beat and you can dance to it... (http://www.geocities.com/clownstaples/swf/winnoise.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 14, 2004, 03:30 AM
Top 10 Ways to be the Funniest Guy in Your Office

10. Keep telling the same person they have bad breath even if they don't, and then punch them in the face.

9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives you the sympathy remarks, tell everyone you were kidding and call them a bunch of queers.

8. Before a meeting, fill your mouth with custard. In the meeting pretend you're hocking up a loogie, spit it into a glass and hand it to the person next to you and say "BEAT THAT!"

7. Inform a male co-worker that he would make a good hooker, then piss in his coffee and tell him he needs a good ass *******.

6. Always walk around with a big smile and keep one hand down the front of your pants.

5. Answer every question with " ****** if I know...", then call the person a racial slur that doesn't even match their race.

4. Brag about the fact that you carry a gun, and keep playing with your nuts. Get them really sweaty and go around shaking everyone's hand.

3. Run down the hall with your dick out spraying piss everywhere yelling "It wont stop! God help me it wont stop!" Then when it does, look down and say, "Oh! I must have broke it."

2. Ask to borrow a co-worker's expensive pen. Bring it to the bathroom and stick it up your ass. Return it to the person and tell them that it smells bad and tell them to smell it. When they say that it smells, say "It should, I had it up my ass!"

1. **** on your office floor and when someone comes in and sees it tell them it's the fake rubber kind. When they try to pick it up and realize that their hand is full of real **** - - laugh and embarrass him in front of everyone.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: hansolo_506 on December 14, 2004, 12:57 PM
(http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=comic+book+guy/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=12icsoj6g/*-http%3A//www.synergizedsolutions.com/simpsons/pictures/others/comicbookguy1.gif)
Most scatalogical listing EVER!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 14, 2004, 01:25 PM
I didn't write it, I just got it forwarded.

It's pretty ****** up, I'll say that. :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on December 19, 2004, 02:11 AM
How Long Can You Hold It? (http://holdthebutton.com/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Bob Crane on December 19, 2004, 05:07 PM
You ain't seen nothin'yet!

http://movies26.enwhore.com/206373_numanuma.swf
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on December 19, 2004, 06:50 PM
That was just, bizarre.  It's like driving by a car accident, you want to look away, but just have to keep watching. 
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on December 19, 2004, 07:00 PM
You ain't seen nothin'yet!

http://movies26.enwhore.com/206373_numanuma.swf

Classic. Don't let Brad see that link... It will take him an hour or so to realize it's a loop and then he'll be pissed (again).
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on December 22, 2004, 01:45 AM
Don't piss of the Taco Bell guy (http://www.davesdaily.com/out.php?id=2157&url=http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/ap/20041221/ap_on_fe_st/double_swiper)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on December 22, 2004, 02:29 AM
How do you spell Viagra (http://www.cockeyed.com/lessons/viagra/viagra.html)?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 22, 2004, 03:32 AM
The Redneck Way of Public Protest (http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentucky/news/breaking_news/10461260.htm)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on December 22, 2004, 08:38 AM
The Redneck Way of Public Protest (http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentucky/news/breaking_news/10461260.htm)

From the story: Duty’s lawyer, Earl-Ray Neal, said his client, who graduated near the top of her class, was depicted as a racist after the incident and lost many college scholarships.

Neal said they were suing for actual and punitive damages in excess of $50,000. No specific dollar amount was listed. Duty graduated from Russell High School in 2004. She is attending college and working part-time.


$50,000? They must not have been very good colleges. Or scholarships.

Did her "heritage" also include slave ownership? Because if her 9th amendment has really been violated over this dress thing, I think she should go all the way and demand to have a few "unpaid assistants" around to produce her inevitably tasteless Dixie wedding dress.

She's got a clear 2nd amendment case, but the "cultural heritage" one feels a little weak. My cultural history practiced polygamy 150 years ago. None of my relatives were around for it, but it still sounds sooooo cool. I'm trying figure out how to invoke my 9th amendment rights to pick up a few more wives.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on December 23, 2004, 02:31 AM
Not sure if this was posted, couldn't find anything.  :-\

The Burger King Song (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/burgerking.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on December 23, 2004, 02:39 AM
OMFG, I just fell off my chair!  ;D

Farting Elves: 12 Days of Christmas  (http://www.jibjab.com/play.asp?contentid=28)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on December 23, 2004, 08:06 AM
OMFG, I just fell off my chair!  ;D

Farting Elves: 12 Days of Christmas  (http://www.jibjab.com/play.asp?contentid=28)
I don't know Dale... their work on the political stuff had shown such promise for them both back in November. Even the older Clinton stuff and the Gore/Bush stuff in the archive were really sharp. But there's something in all of their Christmas works that falls short for me.

Maybe it's my personal interest (more interested in roasting politicians than chestnuts) but I had to go back and watch "This Land" to get the bad taste out of my mouth.  :-X

Thanks for the link though, it had been some time since I visited the JibJab boys.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on December 23, 2004, 10:20 AM
This...This Is Funny (http://www.big-boys.com/articles/drunkwood.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 24, 2004, 12:50 AM
What a bunch of tards.

That's probably the most ridiculous drinking game I've ever seen, and I've been privy to a lot of them.

That's the first time I've ever seen something get nailed in the face with plywood, so that was fairly entertaining. :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 24, 2004, 01:23 AM
The American people shall reap what they sow. (http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory?id=353848&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 24, 2004, 01:35 AM
The lows keep getting lower. (http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/12/21/gun.lawsuit.ap/index.html)

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on December 24, 2004, 03:13 AM
The lows keep getting lower. (http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/12/21/gun.lawsuit.ap/index.html)

When in doubt, sue.  It's always someone else's fault.   >:(
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on December 24, 2004, 06:55 PM
The lows keep getting lower. (http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/12/21/gun.lawsuit.ap/index.html)

When in doubt, sue.  It's always someone else's fault.   >:(

Walmart Should have known she was ill? Or tried to find out?


Oh excuse me Mr. Zbierski...we think you might be mentally ill...we can't sell you this Star Wars figure until we check.



Title: LMAO
Post by: Ben on December 25, 2004, 11:41 PM
That's right, it's the holiday season once more, and it's time to look deep into our hearts and give charitably to help overcome the problems faced by the world. I don't know about you, but I personally can't think of anything more important to discuss than chronic llama manipulation and active obfuscation (LMAO).

Every year, countless evildoers spend their nights convincing llama's worldwide - in zoos, farms, and in their natural habitats, to move behind trees and shrubs, hiding themselves from the eyes of humans who would pet them or maybe feed them a lump of sugar. This ongoing obfuscation of the worldwide llama population has only increased over the years. Dr. Stan Berenstain, a renowned professor of sociology at the University of Toronto (UofT) says it's possible that "as much of 85% of the llamas in the world have been the victim of acts of LMAO, and governments refuse to properly fund the organizations that uncover them."

The results of LMAO are obviously terrifying. Petting zoo stables lie dormant. Groups like the Llanguage Rellation and Rehabillitation Llobby have had their efforts to have the letter "ll" introduced into the english language become totally redundant. But worse than the disappearance of the llamas is their reappearance. Reports of llama's being found in hiding spots all over the world have been taking the news media by storm. Stuart Knockwood of Bangor, Maine, woke one morning and found three llama's hiding in his shower. An anonymous French citizen contacted the local authority when he found a llama hiding in the back of his silverware drawer. Pepsi Co. has has to recall millions of soft drink bottles after numourous customers found llama's huddling at the bottom of a plastic bottle.

"In the pre-9/11 world, LMAO was something we didn't have to worry about" says Berenstain, "but now we can't afford to be naive. It's time for us to track down these llama manipulators and make them pay, to bring freedom to the obfuscated llama's, and lead by example the rest of the world."
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: CorranHorn on December 26, 2004, 12:01 AM
 :'(

wow man i never knew the llamas had it so bad. i mean yeah sure several have been known to be in the control of michael jackson and that is certainly bad, but damn the whole llama species is in big trouble.

i know what can save them though!! hungry hungry hippos!!!  :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 26, 2004, 04:53 AM
Citizens of New Mexico, your tax dollars at work. (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/ap/20041224/ap_on_fe_st/name_change)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 26, 2004, 04:59 AM
I want to believe this is a joke, but...

http://www.rentamidget.com/
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: hansolo_506 on December 27, 2004, 05:57 PM
I want to believe this is a joke, but...

http://www.rentamidget.com/

Ummm.
ok.
yeah.
Hmm.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on December 27, 2004, 08:28 PM
I want to believe this is a joke, but...

http://www.rentamidget.com/

Even though I seldom reply to crap you find on the internet, I love all of it. Please keep sharing your good work. I'm serious.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 28, 2004, 04:15 AM
Thank you kindly, sir.  :)

Now, for more:
http://www.smalltime.com/dictator.html

I was the Giant Head from 3rd Rock from the Sun.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on December 28, 2004, 10:26 AM
No, thank you.

It missed me as Mork, but got me as Beckett (the second time through as Beckett anyway)...

Quote
It wasn't easy, but I won this time. You are player number 17 to have chosen Sam Beckett from Quantum Leap. Sam Beckett from Quantum Leap was a tough one, but I've had a lot of practice. Thanks for giving me something to do. Please visit again soon.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: iFett on December 28, 2004, 11:04 AM
I must be pretty lame...

Quote
Congratulations, you stumped me! It certainly seemed that you were Alex Keaton from Family Ties, but if you say you weren't, I guess I have to believe you. Not that I'm happy about it. In fact, you've ruined my whole day. But I'll get you next time!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on December 28, 2004, 11:14 AM
Quote
Congratulations, you stumped me! It certainly seemed that you were Wilson from Home Improvement, but if you say you weren't, I guess I have to believe you. Not that I'm happy about it. In fact, you've ruined my whole day. But I'll get you next time!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on December 28, 2004, 11:20 AM
It nailed me as Mindy from Mork & Mindy, Arnold from D'ffrent Strokes, Enos from Dukes of Hazzard and a couple of Star Trek Captains.

And the one I didn't expect:

Quote
"Are you conversant in over 4 million forms of communication?"

"Do you have a robot sidekick?"

"I guess that you are C-3PO from Star Wars: Droids! Am I right?"

I win again! You are player number 27 to have chosen C-3PO from Star Wars: Droids. I knew you were C-3PO from Star Wars: Droids from the start, but I strung you along for a while to make it seem more sporting. I hope that one day you will overcome the powerful sense of humiliation that you now feel. Until then, good luck.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Bob Crane on December 28, 2004, 04:59 PM
http://www.pottedmeatmuseum.com

(http://www.pottedmeatmuseum.com/meatpics/057.jpg)

(http://www.pottedmeatmuseum.com/meatpics/003.jpg)

yum yum  :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on December 29, 2004, 12:30 AM
Quote
Well, I win this round. You are player number 4 to pick A Cylon from Battlestar Gallactica, and what a clever choice it was! You almost had me for a while, but you let your guard down. Don't worry, it happens to all of us sooner or later. Please play again, and next time I'll be ready for you, A Cylon from Battlestar Gallactica.

This thing is goooood.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on December 29, 2004, 12:41 AM
I like the grammar!    ;D

Quote
do you like Bert from Sessumy Street?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on December 29, 2004, 01:23 AM
I want to believe this is a joke, but...

http://www.rentamidget.com/

You sir have obviously never seen www.JollyDwarf.com then.  :)

I am proud to say I have seen Beetlejuice in person, and he's twice as funny.

BTW on the other one there, it guessed me as Dante from Clerks, who I was not...  I'm intrigued though and wanna go through that one again.

And people claimed this thread was pointles...  Pfft!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on December 29, 2004, 08:25 PM
Remember, it's not just for sit-com characters... They've got dictators in there too...

Quote
Well, I win this round. You are player number 137 to pick George "The Dictator" Bush from Texas, and what a clever choice it was! You almost had me for a while, but you let your guard down. Don't worry, it happens to all of us sooner or later. Please play again, and next time I'll be ready for you, George "The Dictator" Bush from Texas.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on December 29, 2004, 09:44 PM
Got to the 2nd room and... ???

The Dark Room (http://www.woolythinking.com/html/darkroomIE.html?o=0o)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on December 29, 2004, 11:20 PM
I made it to the green part and couldn't figure it out ???
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on December 29, 2004, 11:38 PM
I'm still stuck!  ???
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on December 29, 2004, 11:39 PM
I can't even get out of the 1st room.   :-[
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on December 29, 2004, 11:51 PM
One thing I do like is I had to reboot my PC & I can continue were I left off.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Diddly on December 29, 2004, 11:58 PM
This site may die soon due to growing popularity, so check it out while you can.

http://www.jesus-action-figure.com/ (http://www.jesus-action-figure.com/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 30, 2004, 03:34 AM
I've ordered mine. (http://store.pomosideshow.com/ribbon_intro.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on December 30, 2004, 08:57 AM
I've been waiting for a "Support Our Protestors" ribbon... Now I can make my own, although the "I temporarily support our troops" and "I wish God did talk to Bush" also have appeal...
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 31, 2004, 03:54 AM
He's not quite as good as Weird Al, but I'm still liking 'Ode to Playboy'.

Bob Ricci (http://www.bobricci.com/listen.htm)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 2, 2005, 02:16 AM
This stuff here is the reason Al Gore blessed us commonfolk with the internet.

Be wary. If you can't handle listening to unglorified names for human anatomy, it's best you don't clicky. (http://www.heavy.com/heavy.php?channel=dubbedChannel?partner=aff3)

Do be sure to watch the Big He-bowski one. My personal fave.
Avoid the Bert & Ernie one. It's below even my standards of humor.

They also have the Fensler GI Joe PSAs and the immortal Red vs Blue.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on January 2, 2005, 10:05 PM
I'm not sure if this has been posted, but I thought it was pretty lame....

http://movies26.enwhore.com/206373_numanuma.swf
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on January 3, 2005, 09:59 PM
This is not a confesion, but if your New Year's resolution involves them go here to come clean (http://www.comeclean.com/).

(http://www.congruentinc.com/imagestopost/hand.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 3, 2005, 10:39 PM
 :D

Glee! That's a good one.

I couldn't figure out how to save the picture here, but it involved monkets, llamas, and my member.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Diddly on January 3, 2005, 11:01 PM
Super Mario World: Son of a Peach (http://http://www.koreus.com/files/200412/mario-son-of-a-peach.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 3, 2005, 11:26 PM
The nerve of some governments. (http://www.azcentral.com/php-bin/clicktrack/print.php?referer=http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/news/articles/0101Comic01.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 5, 2005, 01:40 AM
Only in Canada. (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20050101.wmari0101/BNStory/National/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 5, 2005, 01:41 AM
I'm going to try this next time... (http://www.clublaugh.com/item.php?id=998)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 5, 2005, 01:46 AM
How to argue with a female. (http://www.pointsincase.com/how_to_argue_females.htm)

Step 1. Abandon all logic. Girls don't use it, and you certainly shouldn't allow it to handicap you.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 5, 2005, 01:50 AM
Contra ripoff. But still FUN! (http://www.netstupidity.com/game/CrossFire/104/)

No ten man codes for you.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 5, 2005, 01:55 AM
Amazing Facts (http://www.crazyhoroscopes.com/display-article.php?id=1)

Amazing Fact 32: Bad tempered Emperor Penguins wielding cricket bats, have been found as far as Central Africa and have been known to ravage entire villages.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 5, 2005, 02:02 AM
Jesus hates sledding. (http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/01/01/sledding.accident.ap/index.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 5, 2005, 02:07 AM
The Napoloen Dynamite soundboard. You can thank me later. (http://heavylite.heavy.com/htdocs/external/heavyFrame.php?link=http://www.theseguys.com/pages/ND_soundboard.htm&author_id=28&headline=Napoleon%20Dynamite%20Soundboard)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on January 5, 2005, 09:17 AM
Way too much time on their hands... (http://korwww.free.fr/lego_thriller.wmv)   ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 5, 2005, 04:06 PM
Ashlee Simpson booed at Orange Bowl. (http://www.katu.com/sports/story.asp?ID=73913)


I had the misfortune of seeing some of this while I was changing batteries in my remote.

Everybody laugh at her misfortune.  :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jokabofe on January 6, 2005, 12:39 AM
Way too much time on their hands... (http://korwww.free.fr/lego_thriller.wmv)   ;D

That is great. Had me laughing out loud during the dance scene. How long do you think it took to creat that film? Must have been at least 24 huors, if not more.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 6, 2005, 02:47 AM
Wish I would have thought of this. (http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=topNews&storyID=7247657)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on January 6, 2005, 08:47 AM
Wish I would have thought of this. (http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=topNews&storyID=7247657)

"I am not at liberty to discuss the complaint unless it is a paid-interview situation." Nice.

What a messed up nut. The bumped head while running for his room and high blood pressure dizziness take the cake.

Oops, I forgot; "I am not at liberty to reply to this post unless it is a paid-reply situation." Sorry.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jokabofe on January 6, 2005, 09:55 AM
You beat me to it Dean...

Quote
He said the show caused his blood pressure to rise so high that he became dizzy and light-headed, and when he ran away to his room, he bumped his head into the doorway.

In a brief telephone interview with Reuters, Aitken said, "I am not at liberty to discuss the complaint unless it is a paid-interview situation."

Do you think it's just about money??  ::)

I can see the judge lauging this one right out of the courthouse - if it gets that far. I'm sure NBC will probably make some kind of offer to settle this before it even gets there, if it has any chance in the first place.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 7, 2005, 04:48 AM
**** Iraq. This is some serious **** here, man. (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/11/22/opinion/polls/main657083.shtml)

I wonder if this can be debated here. Please?

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jokabofe on January 9, 2005, 11:25 PM
OK, this is an oldie but a goodie, at least IMO. If you've never seen it, take a look and spend a few minutes reading through some of these - you'll get hooked, just like I was. If you've seen it before, just take a few moments and "relive" it  ;D

The chronicles of George (http://chroniclesofgeorge.nanc.com/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on January 11, 2005, 01:07 AM
Stupid ****, and on the net but more aptly titled "Stupid **** From North Korea" tonight I guess...

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/afp/20050109/lf_afp/afplifestylenkorea_050109183921

Were they turning into San Fancisco or something?  They're suddenly sick of "dirty hippies". :)  Guess that whole "Try to feed your people" thing can take a back seat for a while.

I just found this article very funny.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 11, 2005, 02:29 AM
Well, I guess in North Korea, I'd be an enemy of the state.

Down with crew cuts! Up with 'untidy' appearance!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 11, 2005, 02:36 AM
Oh, ****. I just reread this part:

Quote
But another serious reason came from state radio which said tidy attire "is important in repelling the enemies' maneuvers to infiltrate corrupt capitalist ideas and lifestyle" in North Korea.

So, are these commie pinkos preparing for war or something? Buncha twats.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 11, 2005, 03:12 AM
Big Brother is watching YOU. (http://www.keyhole.com/)

But he's not watching me, since this doesn't yet cover Iowa.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on January 11, 2005, 03:20 AM
I liked how they basically said long hair could make you dumb.

While one could agree if they know many dumb long-haired people, the whole article just made me laugh with its absurdity.  I mean, they honestly said,

 "consumes a great deal of nutrition" and could thus rob the brain of energy

That's why I keeps my hair nice and short.  It's brain food baby!  Hair is the glutton of the body.  Using up all my valuable stored energy.

God damn hair.  May go shave my head now. 

Thank you North Korea, for yet another laugh.

BTW who's going to tell Capt. Supercuts here to get his hair cut?  I mean, the "Don King" went out a long time ago...  if it was ever in.

(http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=North+Korea/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=12qinnjf2/EXP=1105517976/*-http%3A//us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20041217/i/ra590652214.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 11, 2005, 03:25 AM
I heard he's got small-man syndrome, so he wears shoes with lifts and grows his hair tall for extra inchage.

******* headcase like that sitting on nuclear power. It's evolution, baby.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on January 11, 2005, 05:06 AM
Yeah I'd heard that too...  Forget where I saw that...  Probably the history channel or something.

He looks like he's fun though.  Kinda reminds me of a demented William Hung.  Like William Hung on meth or something.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jokabofe on January 11, 2005, 09:20 AM
That pic just makes "Team America" ten times funnier now  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on January 11, 2005, 09:33 AM
(http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=North+Korea/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=12qinnjf2/EXP=1105517976/*-http%3A//us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20041217/i/ra590652214.jpg)

That pic just makes "Team America" ten times funnier now ;D

(http://www.telusplanet.net/public/djustus/Kim%20Jong%20Il.jpg)

Hell Yeah!   ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Diddly on January 11, 2005, 06:10 PM
Hell Yeah!   ;D

I think you mean **** Yeah!  ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Vator on January 11, 2005, 06:16 PM
Coming again to save the ************* day, yeah?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 12, 2005, 04:09 AM
Man, I really need to see Team America so I'd have a ******* clue as to what you guys are talking about.  :D

Anyway, your monitor's dirty. (http://60gp.ovh.net/~cleanyou/)



PS. Little bit of sound here. Might not be safe for work.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 13, 2005, 03:28 AM
The Best Reason Yet to get rich. (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=4064898137&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT)

It's currently at $4,500.

******' wow. Just... wow.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: C on January 13, 2005, 05:10 PM
i'd kill for that set. amazing.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 14, 2005, 03:07 AM
How this guy gets on a plane, I'll never know. (http://www.ucbearcats.com/sports/mbball/bio.asp?PLAYER_ID=1562)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: SPIDERLEGS on January 14, 2005, 11:32 AM
How to break 4 ribs (http://www.big-boys.com/articles/bodyslamtrash.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 14, 2005, 11:22 PM
The Captain's Log. (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=38263&item=5949716099&rd=1)

(http://i15.ebayimg.com/03/i/03/34/2c/f0_3.JPG)

Man, if I had $40 to blow on one thing right now, I would.
currently taking donations. ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on January 15, 2005, 03:38 AM
I have a freind who collects ST, he may want that!  ;D

Jessica Simpson Is Dumb (http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/nick_jessica.asp)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 15, 2005, 03:44 AM
http://www.jalopnik.com/cars/novelties/who-put-the-donk-in-the-jl421-badonkadonk-029757.php

I need one of these. Personal hovercrafts! The future is NOW, people!  ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 15, 2005, 04:05 AM
As an update to the Captain's Log thing, I now have $5 USD in donations.  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on January 15, 2005, 05:17 AM
Golden poop wipes smile on Japanese faces (http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0304/0416turd.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 15, 2005, 04:31 PM
Comedy Central has more balls than any other news syndicate. (http://www.comedycentral.com/mp/play.jhtml?player=realplayer&type=v&quality=high&reposid=/multimedia/tds/headlines/10007.html
)

Sept. 11th + x = Shut the **** up!

x--meaning 'whatever we say'
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on January 15, 2005, 07:49 PM
Car Stunt (http://www.mrandmrswheatley.co.uk/cunningstunt.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on January 15, 2005, 08:18 PM
Car Stunt (http://www.mrandmrswheatley.co.uk/cunningstunt.html)

Ah HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 16, 2005, 04:37 AM
http://www.mcdonalds.co.il/popups/mcshoarma.mpg
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on January 16, 2005, 12:19 PM
Steve Ballmer does the monkey dance. (http://www.tarmo.fi/arc/monkeydance.mpeg) Another out of shape annoying rich man heading for a heart attack. Watch for him in our dead thread.

He's nothing if not consistent (http://www.ntk.net/media/developers.mpg).
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jokabofe on January 16, 2005, 09:25 PM
      :o (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=309&item=6355976595&rd=1)
click^
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: SPIDERLEGS on January 16, 2005, 11:45 PM
 :o

And I wonder...why? And did the creator of this file have any idea of the level of brutality it has inflicted upon scoiety as a whole...through this:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/marknpatterson/Other%20Pictures/dh.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: hansolo_506 on January 17, 2005, 12:15 AM
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHH!!
HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!!!
ICK!

(here....I know this belongs in the Hottie Thread.. but I think we all need this as an "eye candy sorbet" after Hasselhoff)
(http://thisoldride.com/gallery/albums/album09/hottie.sized.jpg)

You're welcome.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on January 17, 2005, 12:21 AM
Damn, I paid $1700 for my copy of 
 
  WCW Halloween Havoc 1989 Original VHS Road Warriors
 :'(
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on January 18, 2005, 01:08 PM
Not really stupid, just amazing what is out there in the old galaxy, universe, space, far away, that way, out there! May take abit to load, cool soundtrack.  8)

Best of Hubble (http://wires.news.com.au/special/mm/030811-hubble.htm)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on January 19, 2005, 01:25 AM
Not really stupid, just amazing what is out there in the old galaxy, universe, space, far away, that way, out there! May take abit to load, cool soundtrack.  8)

Best of Hubble (http://wires.news.com.au/special/mm/030811-hubble.htm)

That was really cool....Makes me feel giddy to know I'm growing up in a world not centered on disease, war or sex, but rather science.

Let's hope the future brings great things. :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jjks on January 19, 2005, 01:41 AM
Steve Ballmer does the monkey dance. (http://www.tarmo.fi/arc/monkeydance.mpeg) Another out of shape annoying rich man heading for a heart attack. Watch for him in our dead thread.

He's nothing if not consistent (http://www.ntk.net/media/developers.mpg).

I sure would love to get my hands on one of his "speech-used" blue dress shirts!

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 19, 2005, 03:26 AM
Not really stupid, just amazing what is out there in the old galaxy, universe, space, far away, that way, out there! May take abit to load, cool soundtrack.  8)

Best of Hubble (http://wires.news.com.au/special/mm/030811-hubble.htm)

That was awesome.  :o
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 20, 2005, 03:17 AM
Mike Jackson's Punch-Out!!! (http://www.citizensagainstsafetygoggles.com/MJsP-O!/MJ'sPunchOut!.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on January 20, 2005, 11:12 AM
The Captain's Log. (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=38263&item=5949716099&rd=1)

(http://i15.ebayimg.com/03/i/03/34/2c/f0_3.JPG)

Man, if I had $40 to blow on one thing right now, I would.
currently taking donations. ;)

Can you believe that this went for $121.38?  Who knew Kirk with ******** Action Feature would be so valuable?   ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on January 20, 2005, 11:19 AM
Waaaaaaaaay too much time on his hands!

The Debut of RoboDump 1.0 (http://triggur.org/robodump/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: CorranHorn on January 21, 2005, 01:46 AM
Waaaaaaaaay too much time on his hands!

The Debut of RoboDump 1.0 (http://triggur.org/robodump/)

HAH hilarious stuff, I could see that going over well in some offices. At my old job, we always had to question who a particular person was going into the men's room and stinking up the joint something fierce. It was always around the same time, but we could never figure out who it was. Some theorized it was someone from another floor of the building, coming into our office to do the deed because he didn't want the embarassment from his fellow co-workers.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Mikey D on January 21, 2005, 10:52 AM
Place the State on the map (http://www.sheppardsoftware.com/states_experiment_drag-drop_Intermed_State15s_500.html)

88%  19 miles difference 213 secs

I knew where a few belonged but ****** up my mouse clicking and dropped it before the correct spot, so my percentage is skewed a little.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on January 21, 2005, 12:00 PM
90%  48 miles  373 seconds

I thought I could drop a piece outside the map to pick it up again with my mouse more clearly, so that hurt me big time.  And I was off of Arkansas by a couple hundred miles!   :-[
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Mikey D on January 21, 2005, 12:52 PM
Did it a second time and got:

94% 13 miles  187 seconds
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on January 21, 2005, 01:01 PM
98% 1 Mile Error 177 Seconds :-*
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: SPIDERLEGS on January 21, 2005, 06:33 PM
I think this is going to take off soon:

http://www.rentamidget.com/
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: hansolo_506 on January 21, 2005, 06:39 PM
I think this is going to take off soon:

http://www.rentamidget.com/

This was already noted in reply #268 a few pages back.. but still stupid.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: SPIDERLEGS on January 21, 2005, 06:42 PM
Sorry. I saw it somewhere else and giggled. Forgive the double-post, then.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 22, 2005, 04:03 AM
The Brief-Safe (http://www.shomer-tec.com/site/product.cfm?id=99887213-F553-E130-7F2BE5BED6A1828B)

Sure, you may wretch now, but when you all go to Indy for C3 and fly there, and some overzealous security lackey takes your money in the name of homeland security, you'll think "jeez, maybe I should have bought the ****** underwear safe."

Or you'll just take a train.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 22, 2005, 04:18 AM
Even terrorists have a blooper reel. (http://www.teatrobastardo.com/projects.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 22, 2005, 04:25 AM
The fine fellows of JibJab are at it again... (http://www.jibjab.com/lowband/default.htm)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 22, 2005, 04:28 AM
We never get to see commercials like this in America. (http://www.leeanddan.com/assets/movs/VW_20_b3.mov)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 22, 2005, 04:40 AM
These nitwits are just asking for Photoshop *******. (http://streetstyle.drjays.com/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 24, 2005, 04:01 AM
The many uses of '****' (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/fwordflash.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 25, 2005, 07:14 PM
Recreating 'Calvin and Hobbes' snowmen. (http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1431989)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 25, 2005, 07:30 PM
Witch hunts, commie hunts, terrorist hunts. (http://www.wzzm13.com/clix/videoclixdefault.asp?cmd=view&articleid=4179)

Big Brother is closer than you think.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: CorranHorn on January 26, 2005, 06:00 AM
Recreating 'Calvin and Hobbes' snowmen. (http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1431989)

as someone who is quite fond of Calvin and Hobbes, I found that to be hilarious. gives me ideas for the next major snowfall   :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 27, 2005, 03:54 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/Mechta/adhead.jpg)

OMAHA, Neb. Jan 25, 2005 — A Web-page designer who auctioned off the use of his forehead for advertising space is letting it go to his head.

Andrew Fischer, 20, of Omaha, who put his forehead for sale on eBay as advertising space, received $37,375 on Friday to advertise the snoring remedy, SnoreStop.

Fischer will display the SnoreStop logo on his forehead for one month.

"I look forward to an enjoyable association with Andrew a man who clearly has a head for business in every sense of the word," SnoreStop CEO Christian de Rivel said.

"People will always comment on something out of the ordinary," Fischer said in his sales pitch. "People like weird."

But there were limits: He refused from the outset to be the conduit for any message or product deemed tasteless or unacceptable in traditional advertising formats.

Copyright 2005 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.

-----------------------------------------------
You know what really pisses me off? I didn't think of it first.

For thirty grand and one month, you bet your ass I would have done it too.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: CorranHorn on January 27, 2005, 06:25 AM
the scammers get scammed: 419eater.com (http://www.419eater.com)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 27, 2005, 11:28 PM
the Mini-Mizer (http://www.reasonablyclever.com/mini/index.html)

Make your own Lego-styled...thing.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 28, 2005, 04:43 AM
My new addiction... (http://www.big-boys.com/articles/poolgame.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: CorranHorn on January 28, 2005, 07:01 AM
thanks for posting that HMI, now something else to distract me from work!   :o
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on January 28, 2005, 08:03 AM
Well, a submission from me...

And this is a scant distance from where I live, and right off from one of my main toyruns actually... 

Climax Drive-Thru Nude Dancing Club On Ebay (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=15825&item=4353224520&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW)

And yes it does have a drive-thru...  Not used that incredibly convenient aspect of it (for the man on the go), but I have been to the club. 

I'll just say that if any of my JD buddies visit me, and I should happen to take you on a tour of booby bars, Climax wouldn't be on the list...  It's "eh". 
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 29, 2005, 03:22 AM
I really don't dig the all-nude clubs myself. I was down at the Lumberyard last weekend for my brother's 18th, and it was positively the worst strip club experience I ever had. I much prefer the local ones in comparison, which aren't all-nude, but the girls aren't total bitches.  Or me and my boys just hit the local ones too often so they're nicer to us. ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JediMAC on January 29, 2005, 03:51 AM
I heard about that drive thru place on the news a few days ago.  Funny.  Still kinda curious as to exactly how it works though...

Ben, 'round here you can't drink at the all-nude places.  No alcohol allowed.  But if it's just a titty bar, they'll serve drinks.  Unfortunately, you have to go to the very far outskirts of Vegas to actually find a place that combines both of those novelties.

Not that I go to nudie bars all that much...  No, really.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on January 29, 2005, 04:19 AM
Well, there's a "shower room" which is glass windowed of course, and you drive up to that (it's around back of the building.  THere's a window you pay at I assume, then there's a high fence on the opposite side of your car that kinda boxes you in...  May even be roofed over onto the building itself.  I'm not sure...

I've been in the club, and it's a 50/50 ratio about of Y/N on the girls...  The drive-thru just never got me.  22's an artery between basically Pittsburgh and the Altoona/Johnstown (and more importantly, State College) areas so there's a lot of trucks and general traffic through there.  I can only assume that's the "charm" involved.

In Pittsburgh, alcohol can't be served in any club that's all-nude, but you can GIVE it away.  My favorite club in the city is Club Erotica (all nude) down in the city.  It gives really good beer away (they hand you a cup when you pay admittance), they have like 30 girls a night, 2 - 3 big stages, etc...  I dated a girl whose best friend worked there so I wound up getting to know a lot of the girls there and stuff.  Good place.

The other option is Bare Elegance in the "Strip District" of Pittsburgh (the name's misleading though, it has nothing to do with strip clbus actually, and is just an open market area that at night is filled with clubs/nightlife with this one booby bar at the way far end of it away from everything).  At BE you can buy drinks, there's table dances, there's 2 large stages, but they have fewer girls and they're generally much more "fake".  The stipulation for selling booze is the girls have to have pasties and g-strings here.

Beyond that there's a place in downtown that gets headliners (Jenna Jameson's been there, etc.), and there's some places closer to the West Virginia border that I have heard good things about but I've never been to.

I hear if you wanna hit a ton of these places, Columbus is the place to go...  My buddy used to live there and 2 of my friends here went to visit him and stayed for a weekend, and they said it was unreal the number of clubs there.

CLimax there is way out in the boondox, for all intents and purposes, and as such the women are a mix of good and bad.  The city clubs I mentioned I can't think of many i'd label "bad".  It's on an artery into the city, but it's still in the stix.  That's the funny thing about my area...  I live 50 minutes from Pittsburgh, but I live in the "country" for all intents and purposes, 40 miles from the city or so.  Climax is far away like that, but really it wouldn't take long to get into downtown from there either.

There's little clubs like that in the outer areas...  That one just happens to be right near my probably most often hit toy run actually.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on January 29, 2005, 08:41 AM
Or me and my boys just hit the local ones too often so they're nicer to us. ;)

Just to be clear, you hit the club, not the women, right?  :-X
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 29, 2005, 03:23 PM
Depends on if she gets out of line or strays too far from the stove.  ;)


Anywho, the Lumberyard doesn't serve alcohol, and neither does Woody's which is in dwntown Cedar Rapids. They do allow you to BYOB, though, so it's not a total loss. I just loathe $15 cover charges. It never goes above $5 at the local clubs, but then again they aren't all nude. Choices, choices.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on January 29, 2005, 03:45 PM
It's like that line from the Rodgers & Hammerstein musical "Carousel"... One of the female characters says something to the effect that it "don't hurt so bad when he hits you, if he loves you"... Ouch. I think that was written in the 50's.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 30, 2005, 05:09 PM
Ska, monkeys, and beer. You know you wanna watch it. (http://www.rathergood.com/first_drink/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on January 31, 2005, 10:15 AM
Mashed Taters (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/taters.php)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 2, 2005, 03:59 AM
You dumb insurgent bitches. And Allah thinks you're ready to wear a bomb. (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=8&u=/ap/20050201/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iraq_soldier_18)

Or maybe they're smarter than I expected, and knew the media would hop on this thinking the picture was real.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: SPIDERLEGS on February 2, 2005, 10:46 AM
Check out this strange little eBay auction. (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=3779039691&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 3, 2005, 02:05 AM
I love these replies. (http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback&userid=mizzelphug)

This dude "mizzelphug" on ebay types sarcastic replies to his feedback on ebay.
My fave:

  smooth transaction. thanks!!!!!!
Reply by mizzelphug: Not as smooth as the transaction i just had with a wet porcelain chair.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on February 3, 2005, 10:41 AM
To The Moon (http://homepage.mac.com/davidemm/funny/tothemoon.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on February 3, 2005, 10:44 AM
(http://www.galactichunter.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif)  Breadfish (http://homepage.mac.com/davidemm/funny/breadfish.html)   (http://www.galactichunter.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on February 3, 2005, 10:52 AM
Windows RG (http://homepage.mac.com/davidemm/funny/winrg.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on February 3, 2005, 04:48 PM
Gene Kelly rolling in his grave. (http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-video/Media/video/2005/01/27/golfgti.mov)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 4, 2005, 03:13 AM
Get a free sample of a warm sensation. (http://www.ky.com/promotions/approve_decline.jsp)

I signed up for one.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Darthshader on February 4, 2005, 12:35 PM
http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm

 ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on February 4, 2005, 08:53 PM
Magical Trevor 2! (http://www.yoururl.com)

Giggidy giggidy!


Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 5, 2005, 02:39 AM
At the risk of getting this thread closed...

Miss Georgia Sex Offenders Pageant 2004 (http://www.porkdisco.com/so.html)

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: CorranHorn on February 5, 2005, 02:57 AM
bahahah that's hilarious! I definitely wouldn't have minded Ms Summers, HAH!  :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jokabofe on February 5, 2005, 12:07 PM
Wanna see Britney Spears get naked for you? Play the Strip Britney Naked game (http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic602.htm)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: CorranHorn on February 6, 2005, 03:53 AM
DAMMIT!!!

I've seen that before and it still got me.  >:(

blah!  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on February 6, 2005, 04:53 AM
 :o  Britney is hot!  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on February 7, 2005, 10:32 AM
This is one amazing Parrot!   :o   8)   

Einstein, the brainy bird (http://media.animal.discovery.com/fansites/petstar/videogallery/season3/ep309_winner.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 8, 2005, 03:08 AM
It's official. The fad has gone too far.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v97/j6251c/cubsbracelet.jpg)

Yeah, I want one, though it's pretty hard to Believe when Alou's not on the Cubs roster. >:(
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 8, 2005, 03:34 AM
Because there simply isn't enough litigation in this country... (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20050205/od_nm/odd_cookies_dc)

DURANGO, Colo. (Reuters) - A Colorado judge ordered two teen-age girls to pay about $900 for the distress a neighbor said they caused by giving her home-made cookies adorned with paper hearts.

   

The pair were ordered to pay $871.70 plus $39 in court costs after neighbor Wanita Renea Young, 49, filed a lawsuit complaining that the unsolicited cookies, left at her house after the girls knocked on her door, had triggered an anxiety attack that sent her to the hospital the next day.


Taylor Ostergaard, then 17, and Lindsey Jo Zellitte, 18, paid the judgment on Thursday after a small claims court ruling by La Plata County Court Judge Doug Walker, a court clerk said on Friday.


The girls baked cookies as a surprise for several of their rural Colorado neighbors on July 31 and dropped off small batches on their porches, accompanied by red or pink paper hearts and the message: "Have a great night."


The Denver Post newspaper reported on Friday that the girls had decided to stay home and bake the cookies rather than go to a dance where there might be cursing and drinking.


It reported that six neighbors wrote letters entered as evidence in the case thanking the girls for the cookies.


But Young said she was frightened because the two had knocked on her door at about 10:30 p.m. and run off after leaving the cookies.


She went to a hospital emergency room the next day, fearing that she had suffered a heart attack, court records said.


The judge awarded Young her medical costs, but did not award punitive damages. He said he did not think the girls had acted maliciously but that 10:30 was fairly late at night for them to be out.



And a follow-up:

DURANGO, Colo. (AP) - Two teenage girls who got in trouble for surprising their neighbors with homemade cookies will not have to pay nearly $1,000 in medical bills for a woman who says she was so startled that she had to go to the hospital.

Radio station KOA-AM of Denver raised more than $1,900 from listeners Friday to pay the girls' $930.78 fine. The rest of the money will go to a charity dedicated to victims of the Columbine High School massacre.

The story unfolded when teens Taylor Ostergaard, 17, and Lindsey Jo Zellitti, decided to bake chocolate chip and sugar cookies and place them outside their neighbors' doors with large red or pink construction-paper hearts that carried the message, "Have a great night" and were signed with their first initials: "Love, The T and L Club."

The trouble began when they approached the home of Wanita Renea Young, 49. Young said she heard someone banging on the door of her rural home late in the evening. She went to the door and saw "shadowy figures" but they refused to answer when she called out to them.

The teens said they did not answer when the woman called out because they wanted the treats to be a surprise.

Young said she was so frightened, she spent the night at her sister's home, then went to the hospital the next morning because she was still shaking and had an upset stomach.

The teens offered to pay Young's medical bills but she insisted on going to small claims court. Judge Doug Walker, after hearing the teens' explanation, awarded medical costs but declined to order punitive damages.

"The victory wasn't sweet," Young said. "I'm not gloating about it. I just hope the girls learned a lesson."

Meanwhile, Richard Ostergaard, father of Taylor, got a restraining order against Young's husband, Herb, in county court, claiming he continues to make harassing telephone calls to the Ostergaard residence.

Wanita Young said, "This has turned into quite a fiasco. It's something that never should have happened and it's just devastating. My phone hasn't stopped ringing. My life has been threatened and I'll probably have to move out of town."

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Just move out of the country, you dumb bitch.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 8, 2005, 04:13 AM
I want a flamethrower on my car now. (http://66.34.10.12/aaamembersnew/zac/external.htm)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: SPIDERLEGS on February 8, 2005, 04:35 PM
http://www.weirdus.com/
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: SPIDERLEGS on February 8, 2005, 04:40 PM
Farm Sluts (http://www.foxsearchlight.com/lab/shorts/index_farmsluts.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 9, 2005, 04:00 AM
Since when was Jack Osbourne even a celebrity? (http://www.tonight.co.za/index.php?fArticleId=2401486)

I have to say, if this little **** is going to carry my passed-out ass out of a burning building, I'm as good as dead.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 9, 2005, 04:13 AM
Oh, man, it's just so... (http://www.thewavemag.com/pagegen.php?pagename=article&articleid=24184)

Something.
I can't think of a word.

I think he forgot #11: writing on a webpage bashing geeks.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: hansolo_506 on February 9, 2005, 05:23 PM
Oh, man, it's just so... (http://www.thewavemag.com/pagegen.php?pagename=article&articleid=24184)

Something.
I can't think of a word.

I think he forgot #11: writing on a webpage bashing geeks.

Hey, at least he got it right and put Star Trek fans far above Star Wars fans.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on February 10, 2005, 12:03 AM
Oh, man, it's just so... (http://www.thewavemag.com/pagegen.php?pagename=article&articleid=24184)

Something.
I can't think of a word.

I think he forgot #11: writing on a webpage bashing geeks.


Um....Don't listen to him guys.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jokabofe on February 10, 2005, 01:07 AM
Super Bowl Commercials (http://dyn.ifilm.com/superbowlads/) - including some that were banned and never shown. The Budweiser/Wardrobe Malfunction ad was great!!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on February 10, 2005, 02:35 AM
Politics brings out the best in people:  an anchor and guest disagree about the President (http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2663486).
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 10, 2005, 02:57 AM
Fox Nooz. I'm surprised they didn't cut that lady's mic within the first ten seconds of her disagreeing with the propoganda tool "reporter".
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 10, 2005, 04:05 AM
http://media2.big-boys.com/canadaclock.wmv

Congratulations to out Canadian brethren on joining the civilized world with the 24-hour clock!












I can't believe our dumbass governor fell for this one.  Only in Iowa.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jokabofe on February 10, 2005, 02:29 PM
This video (http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2471689?htv=12&htv=12) made me laugh my ass off. It's a video for Geto Boys - My Mind Playing Tricks on Me - done with Star Wars figures. Hysterical.

**warning - explicit language
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 11, 2005, 12:11 AM
Some scam artists don't even TRY anymore. (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2467&item=5955732188&rd=1)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 11, 2005, 01:30 AM
Valentine's Day is coming? Aw crap, I forgot to get a girlfriend again.

Anyway, I should just do what this guy is doing:

Bubble boy. (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1516&ncid=1516&e=5&u=/afp/20050210/od_afp/australiavalentinesoffbeat_050210063416)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 11, 2005, 01:52 AM
The Great Gonzo (http://muppets.go.com/games/muppets-flyinggonzo.html)

You know you want to play it. Who doesn't love the Muppets?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on February 11, 2005, 10:53 PM
Another flash game to figure out.

Hapland (http://www.foon.co.uk/farcade/hapland/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 12, 2005, 03:16 AM
Evil Grover on a bender. (http://www.modestmouse.com/web/allthosepeople.html)

It's pretty loud, so definetely NSFW.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 12, 2005, 03:22 AM
Dropkick The Faint (http://www.dropkickthefaint.com/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 13, 2005, 03:33 PM
If you see only one ******-up short film this year, make it this one. (http://www.atomfilms.com/landing/landingIndex.jsp?id=timmys_wish&mature=accept)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on February 16, 2005, 10:21 AM
Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines! (http://spamusement.com/)

Check out "Stop punching the clock" there...
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on February 18, 2005, 03:28 PM
Love is Blind? (http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?video=Drunk-Cupid)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on February 18, 2005, 09:31 PM
Best Elevator Ever! (http://lelombrik.free.fr/LoMBriK/Ascenseur/)   :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 19, 2005, 01:13 AM
Yeah, I'd take the stairs too. :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on February 20, 2005, 03:55 PM
Kill a kitten. (http://www.stephenlynch.com/Kittensong/index.html) :)

Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 21, 2005, 12:08 AM
Fake Nintendo time attacks. (http://www.nintendorecords.com/)

Maybe I'm not playing the same emulator, but I've played (and had my ass beat at) Battletoads quite often, and NEVER have I seen anyone able to walk through walls and escape spikes so easily.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 21, 2005, 02:57 AM
Yelow Ledbetter (http://home.comcast.net/~angelalb/ledbetter.swf)

An intricate study of Ed Vedder's lyrics or simply the Worst Flash Movie of All Time? You decide!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 22, 2005, 02:29 AM
Marijuana and chicken do not mix. (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&ncid=757&e=10&u=/ap/20050221/ap_on_fe_st/chicken_marijuana)

What a waste of perfectly good herbs. Coulda used 'em for brownies or something.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on February 23, 2005, 09:24 AM
I think I'll hide this one in here. Looks like I found Jesse at work!  ;D

The Pharmacy (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pharmacy.shtml)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on February 23, 2005, 10:41 AM
Oh, not even close.  I sing a lot better than that.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on February 23, 2005, 11:57 AM
Oh, not even close.  I sing a lot better than that.

Will we find out at C3?  :-*
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on February 24, 2005, 01:08 PM
Baby got book! (http://www.users.muohio.edu/miyamadm/babygotbook512.mov)

Hahaha.

Great!

Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 26, 2005, 12:29 AM
This Place Sucks. (http://www.idiotwork.com/pages/tps.html)

The Justice League and Office Space-- two great tastes that taste great together! :D

Yeah. I'm gonna have to say that it's NSFW. So if you could just go ahead and watch it, say, at home, that would be great. Yeah.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 26, 2005, 04:32 AM
I just know you pervs are going to go all the way to Florida. (http://users.pandora.be/stefdirrix/flash/zaklamp.htm)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: hansolo_506 on February 26, 2005, 12:23 PM
Florida!! hahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 26, 2005, 11:13 PM
Coolest knife rack EVER. (http://www.viceversa.com/Dynamic/Products,intCategoryID,34,intItemID,1447.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 27, 2005, 05:11 PM
Everything is Gay. (http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/59/Everything+Is+Gay/stream)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on February 27, 2005, 06:28 PM
Everything is Gay. (http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/59/Everything+Is+Gay/stream)

Can I get that on iTunes?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 28, 2005, 12:21 AM
Probably. The little bastard's got this (http://www.angrynakedpat.com/network/icf/index.php) whole website of his full of goofy ****.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 28, 2005, 04:57 AM
Type in "Philip Wise" and clicky 'GO'. (http://www.boredmuch.com/view.php?id=363)


NSFW.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 1, 2005, 02:28 AM
Just in case you weren't sure this whole 'God' thing had gone too far. (http://www.jeeeb.us/)









oh man, I am so going to Hell for this one.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on March 1, 2005, 02:34 AM
Just in case you weren't sure this whole 'God' thing had gone too far. (http://www.jeeeb.us/)

oh man, I am so going to Hell for this one.

Nice.

And this just in, from the Onion:

Bush Determined To Find Warehouse Where Ark Of Covenant Is Stored

WASHINGTON, DC—In a surprise press conference Monday, President Bush said he will not rest until the warehouse where the Ark of the Covenant, the vessel holding the original Ten Commandments, is located. "Nazis stole the Ark in 1936, but it was recovered by a single patriot, who braved gunfire, rolling boulders, and venomous snakes," Bush said, addressing the White House press corps. "Sadly, due to bureaucratic rigmarole, this powerful, historic relic was misplaced in a warehouse. Mark my words: We will find that warehouse." Bush added that, after they are strengthened by the power of the Ark, U.S. forces will seek out and destroy the sinister Temple of Doom.


Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 1, 2005, 02:59 AM
I sincerely hope that's Bush's last crusade.  :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on March 2, 2005, 02:20 AM
My contribution today:

http://noescierto.com/malehvor/sa/chinas-locas.wmv
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 2, 2005, 02:44 AM
I can't believe I watched the whole thing. :o

It's taken thirty pages, but I think we've finally found the stupidest thing on the internet.


I think that's the world's last great mystery: understanding Japanese television.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on March 2, 2005, 10:01 AM
I can't believe I watched the whole thing. :o

It's taken thirty pages, but I think we've finally found the stupidest thing on the internet.


I think that's the world's last great mystery: understanding Japanese television.

I couldn't agree more.

I was fascinated by the squares put in post-production that drew focus to whichever performer was about to do something off. Like we need help identifying which one is upstaging the other with erratic movement or crazy facial expression.

It reminds me of the NBC News story I saw last week about a study on people with autism. When shown a movie, normal people watch the social interaction of characters, like a kiss or the facial expression of someone in an angry argument. They tracked eye movement and focus of autistic people (even children) and found they look at the light switch in the movie or another inanimate object instead of the character showing emotion.

Maybe all those video games and psychedelic television have evolved the viewer of such programming to require help focusing? And if that is the case, who is running the asylum? Wouldn't television producers be unable to create a "focus box" after years of exposure to their own crap er, "craft"?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on March 3, 2005, 10:16 AM
Now I have seen it all!  ::)

'Crazy big' breast implant being auctioned on eBay (http://edition.cnn.com/2005/US/03/03/ebay.implants.reut/index.html)

Tawny Peaks breast implant autographed! (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5561537389&fromMakeTrack=true)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 4, 2005, 03:35 AM
Actually true or just a fabrication to keep your mind away from the real news?

You decide! (http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0303cat-car03-ON.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 5, 2005, 03:45 AM
You Sound Like Me. (http://media.abels.us/pop/sound.mov)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on March 5, 2005, 06:23 PM
Escape the Room (http://games.flabber.nl/escapetheroom/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 6, 2005, 03:55 AM
Life discovered on Mars; pint of Guinness proves it. (http://promo.guinness1759society.com/spd/issue3.cfm)

(http://promo.guinness1759society.com/spd/images/photo_art5.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 6, 2005, 04:13 AM
Napoleon Dynamite has nothing on this guy. (http://www.glumbert.com/media/dancewhiteboy.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on March 6, 2005, 08:42 AM
Napoleon Dynamite has nothing on this guy. (http://www.glumbert.com/media/dancewhiteboy.html)

I don't but it. Looks set up, and dance boy is too forced at the beginning. Napoleon Dynamite was real though. j/k
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on March 6, 2005, 09:46 AM
Can you believe it? (http://iranscope.ghandchi.com/Fun/Carwash/Canyoubelieveit.htm)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on March 6, 2005, 04:42 PM
Can you believe it? (http://iranscope.ghandchi.com/Fun/Carwash/Canyoubelieveit.htm)

Um, where can I buy one of those birds?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on March 6, 2005, 05:00 PM
Can you believe it? (http://iranscope.ghandchi.com/Fun/Carwash/Canyoubelieveit.htm)

Um, where can I buy one of those birds?

You cant buy them. They steal your wallet and fly off.

Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 8, 2005, 02:14 PM
Wow. (http://www.rainbow.arch.scriptmania.com/rainbow_tv_episode.html)

"Let's all get our twangers out and bang away!"

That silly British humor. Only I don't think they were trying to be funny.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on March 8, 2005, 02:58 PM
I have that saved on my computer.

"1 skin, 2 skin, 3 skin, 4ski-Oh, hello."


Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: hansolo_506 on March 8, 2005, 06:46 PM
As hilarious as it is, it never was aired.  Found the following information after I felt this had a little too much of an "Uncle Don" feel to it.

----

As much as we would love to believe that this episode of rainbow was actually broadcast to us in our innocent youth, the truth has in fact come out.  Rainbow fan-site, Rainbow.web.com offers the following information on it's  FAQs page:

"Although often introduced as the unaired pilot, this episode was actually specially made by the team at Thames Television. Geoffrey Hayes told us, "The VT department of each ITV company, every Christmas had a competition to enter all the outtakes from their particular companies programme output, and see which ones were the funniest. But ours wasn't an outtake, we specially did it. It was specially scripted and we did it and I never saw it! We did it and Thames won it, but what they actually won, I don't know. But I never saw the video. I can't remember much about it except for Zippy with a banana." The script was written by the voice of Zippy and George; Roy Skelton."
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 10, 2005, 01:40 AM
Fred Durst sues over 3-minute sex tape. (http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Music/03/09/durst.lawsuit.ap/index.html)

I just HAVE to say, if it's only three minutes, why bother taping it?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on March 11, 2005, 01:44 AM
Never play with guns... (http://www.pris0n.info/sa/6608573980.wmv)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 13, 2005, 02:41 AM
Journalism at its finest. (http://msnbc.msn.com/id/7160262/site/newsweek)


 ::)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 20, 2005, 03:38 PM
The Nerd Test. (http://www.wxplotter.com/ft_nq.php)


Shockingly, I only got a 12. Probably because I suck at math and tried to look at the Vulcan chick's chest first.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Chris on March 20, 2005, 03:49 PM
58.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on March 20, 2005, 04:41 PM
6.


Wow.

Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Diddly on March 20, 2005, 04:51 PM
23
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Mikey D on March 21, 2005, 02:29 PM
4
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: hansolo_506 on March 21, 2005, 04:36 PM
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got a 77!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A Mid-Level NERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Vator on March 21, 2005, 05:31 PM
43
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on March 21, 2005, 11:46 PM
(http://www.wxplotter.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=2651)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 22, 2005, 02:33 AM
What next? (http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/21/evil.turtle.ap/index.html)


 ::)
Welcome to George Bush's America.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 22, 2005, 02:34 AM
The zoomquilt. (http://www.eviltree.de/zoomquilt/zoom.htm)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on March 22, 2005, 02:48 AM
What next? (http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/21/evil.turtle.ap/index.html)


 ::)
Welcome to George Bush's America.
::)

Prove to me that George W. Bush is singlehandedly responsible for this and I will give you $25 bucks cash.






All I see is the image of a mule.

Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 22, 2005, 02:56 AM
I'm just kidding.  Kind of my uber-left-wing nutjob taking over.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 23, 2005, 03:49 AM
The Credit Card Prank (http://www.zug.com/pranks/credit_card/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 24, 2005, 02:21 AM
Fans of Y: The Last Man will dig this--

X: The Last Woman

(http://www.boomspeed.com/phatso/xwoman.JPG)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on March 24, 2005, 03:19 AM
I scored low on the Nerd test, and yet it said I'm not a nerd but still not very cool either.

What a kick in the balls.  :(
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 24, 2005, 03:33 AM
The Hero Machine (http://www.ugo.com/channels/comics/heroMachine/classic.asp)

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on March 25, 2005, 09:57 PM
Not really stupid, just an interesting and well done animated video story.  8)

Delivery (http://delivery.framebox.de/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 26, 2005, 04:13 AM
I'd buy one. (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050326/ap_en_tv/tv_fox_blocker)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 29, 2005, 02:57 AM
What song was #1 on the charts the day you were born? (http://80music.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thisdayinmusic.com%2Fcont%2Fchoose.html)

Mine is 'Bette Davis Eyes' by Kim Carnes.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Mikey D on March 29, 2005, 09:37 AM
50 Ways To Leave Your Lover - Paul Simon (US charts)

Forever And Ever - Slik (UK charts)

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on March 29, 2005, 09:46 AM
Travelin’ Man - Ricky Nelson (US)

Surrender - Elvis Presley (UK)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: hansolo_506 on March 29, 2005, 11:55 AM
THIS IS TOO WIERD!!!!!

Even though I have been in radio for close to 25 years now, I have never thought to look up the number one song on my birthdate.

It's "Mack the Knife" by Bobby Darin.

Now the wierd part.. every once in a while, I break into "Mack the Knife" just for the hell of it.
Now I at least have a reason for doing it!  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 30, 2005, 02:51 AM
Terri Schiavo's blog. (http://durrrrr.blogspot.com/)

Proving I am the coldest person still alive, I'm laughing my ass of right now. :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on March 30, 2005, 03:05 AM
I must be pretty cold too.  That was ******* hilarious!

Thanks Ben, you keep me alive.   ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on March 30, 2005, 09:31 AM
nnnnguh!     ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on March 30, 2005, 04:50 PM
Terrible.

I feel bad for the poor girl, and yet I laughed. :-[ :'(

Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Diddly on March 30, 2005, 07:56 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

OMG, that's GREAT! ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on March 30, 2005, 11:50 PM
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds - Elton John


PS I've seen that Blog before, its great ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on March 31, 2005, 03:41 PM
I have now seen it all:

Jewelled Dog Collars designed by... Paris Hilton (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0006N2ONC/002-1788312-5984018)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on March 31, 2005, 04:32 PM
I have now seen it all:

Jewelled Dog Collars designed by... Paris Hilton (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0006N2ONC/002-1788312-5984018)

That's hot. :P

Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 2, 2005, 05:01 AM
Target's Star Wars site. (http://target.com/target_group/stores_services/starwars.jhtml)

Try the scene maker. It's weird.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on April 2, 2005, 11:07 PM
This...this...it never, ever gets old (PS Don't click at work or church or anything like that :))

http://yourethemannowdog.com/
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 3, 2005, 02:07 PM
The perfect quiz after the fallout from MM. (http://psychcentral.com/ocdquiz.htm)

I scored a 14. Yikes. :o
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on April 4, 2005, 11:33 PM
The perfect quiz after the fallout from MM. (http://psychcentral.com/ocdquiz.htm)

I scored a 14. Yikes. :o

If you did not answer yes to question #14, then LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE!  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Vator on April 4, 2005, 11:48 PM
16  :o
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on April 5, 2005, 12:40 AM
*cough*26*cough*

Quote
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Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on April 5, 2005, 12:53 AM
7

Yes...the almighty 7.

Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 5, 2005, 02:24 AM
Man, these poor kids are going to get their asses handed to them by the real world. (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=13&u=/ap/20050404/ap_on_re_us/no_more_red)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on April 5, 2005, 02:46 AM
Uh....

Are they suggesting that we not edit papers anymore? I know I edit in Red ink, and when I edit..I really do it. I will fill your paper with comments and suggestions, but I never do it just to make a paper red...I do it to improve your paper, not to make a point of your failures. When I edit I tell the kid that the paper was great, but it needs a little work...of course, it is all optional since I'm not a teacher, but I really take editing seriously. I wish someone would edit my papers the way I edit theirs. :)

 
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 5, 2005, 02:52 AM
I guess they want educators to use purple ink instead, because red apparently has negative connotations.

If the kids can't handle the color red on their papers, they're going to have a particularly hard life. Though I think it's more their parents that can't handle it.
If the kid can't handle red ink, how will he handle adversity?
Title: Lost Star Wars Scene
Post by: CHEWIE on April 5, 2005, 11:31 AM
Laugh it up, Fuzzballs.

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/293/

 :P

Title: Re: Lost Star Wars Scene
Post by: SPIDERLEGS on April 5, 2005, 05:15 PM
Yeah, this has been posted half a million times...in fact, I knew what it was before I even clicked on it.
Title: Re: Lost Star Wars Scene
Post by: CHEWIE on April 5, 2005, 09:29 PM
Sorry.  Someone emailed it to me.  I had never seen it before, but I think it's pretty funny.   :)

 :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 8, 2005, 04:55 AM
Best. Game. EVER. (http://www.addictinggames.com/interactivebuddy.html)

I'm zapping W with a stun gun.  :o ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on April 8, 2005, 08:53 AM
Best. Game. EVER. (http://www.addictinggames.com/interactivebuddy.html)

I'm zapping W with a stun gun.  :o ;D

He blowed up real good.  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 9, 2005, 07:50 PM
Dress Maynard James Keenan!! (http://toolshed.down.net/more/fun/dressmaynard.html)

Come on, you know you want to.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 9, 2005, 11:51 PM
The US military doesn't like MILFs. (http://news.inq7.net/regions/index.php?index=1&story_id=32584)
















Sucker.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: CorranHorn on April 10, 2005, 12:35 AM
damn you HMI!  ;D

another one was born.....
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on April 10, 2005, 01:34 PM
(http://www.galactichunter.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif)    Numa Numa On American Idle (http://www.freeonlinegames.com/play/1546.html)   (http://www.galactichunter.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 11, 2005, 12:31 AM
The Zompist Phrasebook. (http://www.zompist.com/phrases.html)

In case you find yourself in a foreign country and don't know the native tongue, this guide will come in handy.

I've never thought that 'impotent' means you can't have a good time.
Je pense pas que l'impuissance empęche de prendre du bon temps, n'est-ce pas ?
Nunca pensé que ser impotente significa que uno no puede divertirse.
Ich war nie der Meinung, dass 'impotent' heißt, dass man nicht seinen Spaß haben kann.


Your country has such lovely dirt.
Votre pays a une saleté vraiment charmante.
ˇLa suciedad de su país es tan agradable!
Euer Land hat so reizenden Schmutz.

I don't suppose there's anything but churches here.
Je suppose qu'ici, il n'y a rien d'autre que des églises.
Supongo que aquí no hay nada, sino iglesias.
Ich geh' mal davon aus, dass es hier außer Kirchen nichts gibt.

I bet those machine guns are fake.
C'est du toc, toutes ces mitrailleuses.
Apuesto a que estas metralletas son falsas.
Ich wette, diese MGs sind Attrappen

Or, in my case...


I know I'm naked, could you just tell me how to get back to the hotel?
Je le sais bien que je suis ŕ poil; je veux simplement savoir comment rentrer ŕ l'hôtel.
Ya se que estoy calato; sólo quiero saber cómo volver al hotel.
Ich weiß, dass ich nackt bin; könnten sie mir vielleicht einfach sagen, wie ich wieder zurück zum Hotel komme?

Good stuff for the internet...
Can we declare this thread officially dead?
Pouvons-nous déclarer que cette discussion est officiellement close ?
Podríamos declarar esta discusión oficialmente muerta?
Können wir diesen Thread offiziell für tod erklären?

I don't know if this is a troll or if you're just stupid.
De deux choses l'une : ou tu fais de la provocation, ou tu es vraiment con.
żEs ésta una provocación gratuita, o simplemente eres bestia?
Ich weiß nicht, ob das eine Provokation sein soll oder ob Du einfach nur dumm bist.


Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 12, 2005, 01:44 AM
Don't piss the taco boy off. (http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/news/bizarre/041105_APsn_cashier.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 12, 2005, 02:27 AM
Quite possibly THE MOST biased reviews on the internet. (http://www.pluggedinonline.com/index.cfm)

Dig what they said about some things:

Metallica's Garage Inc.--
"What one brainless music critic called an "exhilarating joyride" is nothing short of audio porn that condones satanism, witchcraft, necrophilia, rape, bestiality and murder."

But, that's what makes it fun. I think this dude forgot that rock n' roll is music to piss your parents off.

Pearl Jam's No Code--
"Should Christian teens invest in No Code? No way! This disc definitely has its problems. Frequent use of the f-word is reason enough to avoid it."

"Though vague, lines on "I'm Open" and "Present Tense" convey dubious philosophies reminiscent of New Age. "

New Age? :o Goof.


And the one thing I can't figure out-- why would a Christian website even THINK about touching a Cannibal Corpse album?
Like, duh. (http://www.pluggedinonline.com/music/music/a0000722.cfm)
As if the name "Cannibal Corpse" wasn't enough to send them screaming.


Oh yeah, I gotta throw in a disclaimer-- this is totally meant in a joking, not-putting-someone-or-a-belief-system-down. Good fun is all it is.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 13, 2005, 12:29 AM
Britney Spears is pregnant. (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=495&ncid=762&e=1&u=/ap/20050412/ap_en_mu/people_britney_spears)

I don't know whether to file it under "I'm Not Surprised", "Who ******' Cares", or the circular file.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 13, 2005, 03:54 AM
Do the Schiavo!! (http://www.amandaegge.com/schiavo.htm)

Yes, it's extremely insensitive, but if they're going to put her name all over the newspapers, eventually this was going to happen.


(http://bigshuannie.com/aegge/2groupschiavo.jpg)



You're still going to hell.

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on April 13, 2005, 09:01 AM
Britney Spears is pregnant. (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=495&ncid=762&e=1&u=/ap/20050412/ap_en_mu/people_britney_spears)

I don't know whether to file it under "I'm Not Surprised", "Who ******' Cares", or the circular file.

I would file it under "Who ******' Cares".  ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Imperial Outpost on April 13, 2005, 09:25 AM
Yeah, so would I. ::)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Gamorrean Jedi on April 13, 2005, 03:56 PM
maybe whos the daddy is a better question. I mean she gets around now. ::)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on April 14, 2005, 05:37 AM
A little video of stupid people doing what they do best - being stupid (http://abum.com/?show_media=6358).

May not be safe for work.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on April 14, 2005, 07:09 AM
This one isn't really stupid, but actually pretty impressive (and safe for work).

Cheerleaders new move (http://www.big-boys.com/articles/baskettoss.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on April 14, 2005, 09:20 AM
GoldenPalace.com continues to bid and win on eBay.

GoldenPalace.com Makes History For Naming Monkey Species (http://www.goldenpalaceevents.com/auctions/gpmonkey01.php)

This is the Casino that bought the  Virgin Mary On Grilled Cheese Sandwich  (http://www.goldenpalaceevents.com/auctions/grilledmary01.php) plus Tawny Peeks Breast Implant (http://www.goldenpalaceevents.com/auctions/implants01.php) and many more weird and crazy things (http://www.goldenpalaceevents.com/auctions/?e=grilledmary01).

Believe It or Not!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on April 14, 2005, 08:08 PM
Stupid **** from the internet (http://www.ratemypoo.com/ratemy/poo), literally.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on April 14, 2005, 09:36 PM
Stupid **** from the internet (http://www.ratemypoo.com/ratemy/poo), literally.


I hate you. Alot. :P

Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 15, 2005, 12:07 AM
Stupid **** from the internet (http://www.ratemypoo.com/ratemy/poo), literally.

Ha ha, what the ****?  :o :D

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on April 15, 2005, 12:57 AM
My only question is: How many images did you rank before you left the site? I gave up after about ten, but the names people had given them made me want to go farther.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on April 15, 2005, 02:16 AM
If you get rated 1....is that really a bad thing?
I looked at 5 of them...then decided to keep my sanity.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on April 15, 2005, 06:53 PM
Mail Order Chickens (http://www.mailorderchickens.org/)

Very funny, very wrong. Nice use of flash in a web site, a lot like Billy Harvey (http://www.billyharvey.com/).
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 16, 2005, 03:21 AM
Pat Sajak, blogger. (http://www.patsajak.com/news2.php?view=says&id=45)


 ::)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 20, 2005, 04:02 AM
Cut Off My Thumb! (http://www.cutoffmythumb.com/)



Hm. What do we get when we mix SaveToby and self-mutilation?


Now, I'm waiting for someone to offer to cut off his love gun for $1 million.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 20, 2005, 04:12 AM
Suburban white kids!!

Are you angry that mommy and daddy bought you that edited copy of NWA's Straight Outta Compton album?

Well, fret no longer! This link (http://www.ni9e.com/)
contains all the tracks from that album, with everything edited out BUT the explicit content!

Now you don't have to sit through pointless proper English in order to hear Dr. Dre drop an f-bomb! After all, the naughty language was the only reason anyone listened to NWA anyway!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 22, 2005, 01:27 AM
The Official blog of Fetus Spears!!! (http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/fetusblog/blogger.html)


Nowhere near as funny as Terry Schiavo's, but it's good to see such discourse alive and well on the internet.  ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 23, 2005, 12:49 PM
Whack Your Boss (http://www.doodie.com/whack.php)

Very theraputic.

I'm looking for a Whack Your Coworkers game too.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 24, 2005, 02:12 AM
Rock Star Bono Raps Canada Prime Minister Over Aid (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20050423/people_nm/odd_canada_bono_dc_3)

U2 tickets cost $160 (or more, if you can't get ahold of them, like me) and Bono sees fit to give Canada hell over foreign aid?

Usually, I like what Bono does, but he can go **** himself on this one.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Diddly on April 24, 2005, 01:03 PM
Bloodninja on AIM (http://www.distortedprism.com/text/bloodcyber.html)

If you've been in a public AIM chat, you've probably seen people like these. May not want to let kids read though.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Bob Crane on April 25, 2005, 11:35 PM
Dumbass-

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=348&item=5971839032&rd=1

 I pity anyone who would keep this toy entombed.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 26, 2005, 04:31 AM
When botox goes wrong. (http://www.tuds.com.br/flatron/coberturas/?codcobertura=1254&mes=5&ano=2005)

Check out the chick in the blue dress. Her face never moves.

It's totally ****** up, man.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 29, 2005, 01:13 PM
Darth Vader's blog. (http://darthside.blogspot.com/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on April 29, 2005, 09:58 PM
Cut Off My Thumb! (http://www.cutoffmythumb.com/)



Hm. What do we get when we mix SaveToby and self-mutilation?


Now, I'm waiting for someone to offer to cut off his love gun for $1 million.


Some guy DID chop off his love gun. PM me for a link.

Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 30, 2005, 12:00 AM
What presidential speech writers read before writing speeches.

http://www.oxymoronlist.com/
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 30, 2005, 04:32 AM
Think your collection is geeky?

It's got nothing on this guy. (http://www.nescapades.com/gameroom.htm)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 2, 2005, 01:57 AM
FPS game with a n00b. (http://www.funfreepages.com/flash/mad_counter-strike_gamer.php)

Warning: Lots of uses of a couple of different 'F' words. It's pretty loud too. NSFW.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 2, 2005, 02:04 AM
Dr. Harry Beaver, gynecology. (http://www.hcbmdbom.medem.com/)

Man, this can't be for real.  :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 2, 2005, 02:14 AM
Tired of being Mr. or Mrs. Average? (http://track.leadrewards.com/?id=sners2&w=1200&p=1)

Join the world of incest and buggery.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on May 2, 2005, 11:43 AM
I know, I know, its still funny to this day

(http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/alf.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 3, 2005, 02:25 AM
I love that Photoshop job of that pic with the line "I **** on the First Date" on that little bastard's shirt.  :)


Anyway, some ass-kicking police dogs in training:
Go ahead, watch it. The dogs beat up on some French people. (http://www.compfused.com/directlink/744/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 3, 2005, 04:51 AM
I Park Like An Idiot.com (http://iparklikeanidiot.com/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 4, 2005, 12:47 AM
Fanboy elitism at its worst. (http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-oe-card3may03,0,6007802.story?coll=la-news-comment-opinions)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 4, 2005, 05:00 AM
How to teach kids the joys of deforestation at the preschool age. (http://www.hasbrotoyshop.com/ProductsByBrand.htm?BR=495&SBR=219&ID=15805&PG=1)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on May 4, 2005, 05:48 AM
How to teach kids the joys of deforestation at the preschool age. (http://www.hasbrotoyshop.com/ProductsByBrand.htm?BR=495&SBR=219&ID=15805&PG=1)

Nice.

What are they teaching with the inconsistent / lack of capitalization in their written description?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Darth Delicious on May 4, 2005, 06:25 AM
I know, I know, its still funny to this day

(http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/alf.jpg)

I wouldn't be so quick to mock this kid. After all, he's probably a regular contributer to our forums here.  ;D

I've just never seen a kid so proud to wear an Alf shirt. You go, chubby kid. In the paraphrased words of Pat Benatar: You are strong. No one can tell you you're wrong.

-DD
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 4, 2005, 12:31 PM
How to teach kids the joys of deforestation at the preschool age. (http://www.hasbrotoyshop.com/ProductsByBrand.htm?BR=495&SBR=219&ID=15805&PG=1)

Nice.

What are they teaching with the inconsistent / lack of capitalization in their written description?

Corporate irresponsibility -or- how to weasel out of things with "Product and Colors May Vary" lines.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on May 4, 2005, 02:38 PM
Woah.

This is totally cool, and not really stupid at all, but this was still the best place for it.

Sand Art (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/sandsicaf.wmv)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 4, 2005, 04:20 PM
Wow.  :o
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 4, 2005, 10:39 PM
616 is the new 666. (http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/this_britain/story.jsp?story=634679)

Damn. Iron Maiden is going to have to redo the "Number of the Beast" tune. :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on May 7, 2005, 12:21 AM
Lucy in the Sky with William Shatner  (http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2670057?htv=12)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on May 7, 2005, 03:20 AM
Deanpaul,

Where did you find that sandart video.  That was amazing!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 7, 2005, 04:38 AM
The Anti-Scalper License. (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=101609&item=5974071644&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW)


 ::) Sometimes I wish Star Wars wasn't the most popular thing in the collecting world.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 8, 2005, 11:55 AM
This is probably something that deserves its own thread, but at the risk of getting embroiled in politics...

Welcome to tomorrow, comrades. (http://news.com.com/FAQ+How+Real+ID+will+affect+you/2100-1028_3-5697111.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on May 10, 2005, 11:45 AM
Deanpaul,

Where did you find that sandart video.  That was amazing!

Matt, I found it on one of the art or graphic design sites I visit - not sure which one and can't find it on any of them right now - I'll pm you if I can ever remember.

And now, the edible iPod Shuffle contest (http://www.mikeindustries.com/blog/archive/2005/05/ipod-winner-1).
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 12, 2005, 08:58 PM
Wow. (http://forsakethetroops.info/)

You can hate the war all you want. But this is unexcusable.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on May 12, 2005, 11:04 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=197&item=7514843851&rd=1



Retaaaarded.

Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on May 12, 2005, 11:32 PM
Wow. (http://forsakethetroops.info/)

You can hate the war all you want. But this is unexcusable.

That's beyond low.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on May 13, 2005, 05:16 PM
Wow. (http://forsakethetroops.info/)

You can hate the war all you want. But this is unexcusable.

As someone who is has chosen to defend this country, knows of enlisted people who actually make a wage below the poverty line (it used to be me), just to go overseas and put their lives on the line just so ******** can put filth like that on the internet.  I am beyond offended.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 13, 2005, 06:27 PM

http://www.wimp.com/lust/ (http://www.wimp.com/lust/)

I can't find the words.

Anyway, definetely NSFW and it's pretty loud.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on May 13, 2005, 11:03 PM
Icons Fighting (http://www.xs4all.nl/~jvdkuyp/flash/see.htm)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 18, 2005, 12:58 AM
Dumbass wants the internet shut down. (http://www.rbales.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=3)

Surprise! She's from Texas. ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 22, 2005, 11:37 PM
The Nintendo Light Gun Pipe. (http://13gb.com/content/gallery/index.php?id=209)

 ::)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on May 24, 2005, 05:20 AM
Just a quick tribute to all the stupid people in the world:

(http://www.moronland.com/media/pictures/smokingmom.jpg)

(http://www.moronland.com/media/pictures/road.jpg)

(http://www.moronland.com/media/pictures/keep_right.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 25, 2005, 04:11 AM
Smoking pot makes you stupid. (http://www.al.com/search/index.ssf?/base/news/1116926234232060.xml?birminghamnews?ncrime&coll=2)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 25, 2005, 07:33 PM
Star Wars Kid's father. (http://www.m90.org/view_image.php?image_id=5409)

Careful, there's linkys to "teh pr0n" occasionally when opening that.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on May 29, 2005, 05:14 PM
http://cnnoooooooo.ytmnd.com/
http://unitedstatesofno.ytmnd.com/
http://darthdolenz.ytmnd.com/
http://padme.ytmnd.com/
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 1, 2005, 03:45 PM
Coolest Picture Ever. (http://www.damnfunnypictures.com/html/Coolest-Picture-Ever.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 1, 2005, 03:46 PM
10 Ways to Destroy the Earth. (http://www.livescience.com/technology/10ways_destroyearth.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 2, 2005, 10:21 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen of all ages, I present the most annoying thing ever...

Crazy Frog Axel F (http://dd0s.org/~wooolf/crazyfrog/)

(http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40769000/jpg/_40769281_frog203.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 3, 2005, 03:17 PM
Darth Vader's Daily Tragedies (http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/darth-tragedy/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Diddly on June 3, 2005, 09:27 PM
Wrestling Fan Reviews Anakin vs. Obi Wan (http://www.stoneoftear.com/cgi-bin/post.cgi?number=73)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 4, 2005, 01:24 AM
I Am BATMAN! (http://iambatmanex.ytmnd.com/)

It's pretty loud, so watch your speaker volume.

It was about 20 seconds until I couldn't stand listening to it anymore.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 4, 2005, 02:33 AM
Freaks on match.com in my zip code. (http://www.match.com/search/searchSubmit.aspx?RN=4&PN=1&DO=2&lid=1000005)

This is why I usually dip my pen in company ink.

Can I get away with saying that?  :o
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 5, 2005, 11:18 PM
Spice up Your Sex Life! (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5586005697)


Get jailbait like this!

(http://images5.theimagehosting.com/girls.28.jpg)



Though I still don't know where to put the hot sauce.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Gregorbian on June 5, 2005, 11:53 PM
Haha, how do you find this crazy stuff? :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on June 6, 2005, 12:08 AM
Holy ****, the frogs twig and berries are showing!

Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 6, 2005, 03:51 AM
Haha, how do you find this crazy stuff? :P

Trade secret. I can say it involves enough caffeine to kill the average person.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 6, 2005, 06:50 PM
Welcome to Stunt City (http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=stunt0988)

It's video, so be careful at work.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 7, 2005, 10:25 AM
Star Wars 3 1/2: Star Trek (http://www.americancomedynetwork.com/FLASH/starwars.htm)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 8, 2005, 12:15 AM
Yoda sings about breakfast with a green sasquatch. (http://www.platious.com/milkcereal.html)




Drunk you are. (http://www.platious.com/moviepages/hangover.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on June 8, 2005, 08:49 PM
Wheel O Vader (http://vaderfortune.ytmnd.com/)

Perhaps this is already here, but I just saw it and can't stop laughing.  To me, this is front page news it's so funny.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 9, 2005, 01:21 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

That was good.  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 9, 2005, 04:31 AM
Suddenly, I don't feel so bad about my dancing skills. (http://www.strandednark.com/vincesecond6.wmv)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 9, 2005, 04:33 AM
The perfect thing to sneak into the theater while watching Land of the Dead. (http://www.candywarehouse.com/gummybrains.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 9, 2005, 08:22 AM
Suddenly, I don't feel so bad about my dancing skills. (http://www.strandednark.com/vincesecond6.wmv)

Marty McFly wants his life preserver back!  :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 9, 2005, 09:00 AM
Shatner Does Seven (http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/22937/)   :D   ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on June 9, 2005, 04:21 PM
Suddenly, I don't feel so bad about my dancing skills. (http://www.strandednark.com/vincesecond6.wmv)

I felt like this was going to break into gay pr0n at any second.  [shudder] 
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Gregorbian on June 9, 2005, 06:22 PM
Suddenly, I don't feel so bad about my dancing skills. (http://www.strandednark.com/vincesecond6.wmv)
After seeing this, I can never listen to Aphex Twin again :'(
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 10, 2005, 11:56 AM
Darth Vader's new career choice. (http://homepage.ntlworld.com/ultimatearcades/keltech/KELTECH_STRIKES_BACK.wmv)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 10, 2005, 03:06 PM
Boba Fett he isn't. (http://movies.collegehumor.com/media/movies/popcapjetpack.wmv)

I still can't figure out Japanese entertainment.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 11, 2005, 08:57 PM
I hate clowns. (http://www.ihateclowns.com/slapclown.php)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 12, 2005, 03:00 PM
Which GI Joe hero are you? (http://quizilla.com/users/JIrish780/quizzes/Which%20GI%20Joe%20Hero%20are%20you%3F/)

I was Snake Eyes.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on June 13, 2005, 02:53 AM
Which GI Joe hero are you? (http://quizilla.com/users/JIrish780/quizzes/Which%20GI%20Joe%20Hero%20are%20you%3F/)

(http://images.quizilla.com/J/JIrish780/1045809944_rocknroll1.jpg)

"You're Rock 'n Roll, the first heavy machine gunner to join the Joe team! That doesn't make you a very likely soldier in the eyes of your friends, though, given your days as a surfer and a rock musician. No matter, though, whether it's a bass guitar or a gattling gun, it's all music to your ears."
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on June 13, 2005, 02:54 AM
Owner of a Lonely Heart Remix (http://www.alldumb.com/item/12014/)

I'm not sure the real point of this, but it's fun.

And it's not safe for work.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 13, 2005, 03:36 AM
Lots of scantily-clad babes = good.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 13, 2005, 07:32 PM
The Guinness Lifestyle Diet. (http://theguinnessdiet.blogspot.com/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 14, 2005, 04:44 AM
Shortpacked! (http://www.shortpacked.com/index.html)

The comic that takes the piss out of toy fandom.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 14, 2005, 02:37 PM
Vader scares the crap out of his wife. (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=10910)

Hope he owns a comfortable couch.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 14, 2005, 03:03 PM
Star Wars airsickness bags. (http://www.usatoday.com/travel/flights/2005-06-02-barf-bags_x.htm)

No comment.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 14, 2005, 03:22 PM
I think I'm going to puke! (http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/new3d/puke.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: SilverZ on June 18, 2005, 02:58 AM
FREE KATIE (http://www.freekatie.net/)

I'm hesitant to put this in SSFTI. This is very important. Katie Holmes must be set free.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 19, 2005, 03:31 AM
Defend Your Castle. (http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-171.htm)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 19, 2005, 12:04 PM
A contestant on a Japanese gameshow gets shot over a lake with pressurized water bottles strapped to his back.

Water Bottle Jetpack (http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/31501/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 20, 2005, 10:04 AM
Got some time to kill.

Hate That Frog (http://hatethatfrog.desktopcreatures.com/index.asp?q=Ringtones)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 21, 2005, 07:03 PM
Michael Jackson's To-Do list. (http://www.dailyprobe.com/michael_jackson.shtml)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: hansolo_506 on June 21, 2005, 07:10 PM
I loved killing that dang frog!!!!!!!!!!

Longest shot sent him 87 feet!

For the heck of it, I tried to see how close I could shoot him.. 6 1/2 feet!!!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Chris on June 21, 2005, 07:20 PM
I got that damn frog to 90!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 21, 2005, 07:29 PM
Tom Cruise kills Oprah. (http://tcruiseko.ytmnd.com/)

Another one of those ytmnd things.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 23, 2005, 01:50 AM
Oops. (http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0622popsicle22-ON.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 23, 2005, 01:53 AM
Dell Computers and the Department of Homeland "Security" (http://c0x2.de/lol/lol.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on June 23, 2005, 02:14 AM
Dell Computers and the Department of Homeland "Security" (http://c0x2.de/lol/lol.html)

Very, very freaky.   :o
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on June 23, 2005, 11:09 AM
Richard Simmons on Who's Line is It Anyway? (http://www.yoururl.comhttp://www.squizzle.com/movieview.asp?id=2191)

Wow.

Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on June 23, 2005, 02:26 PM
Dell Computers and the Department of Homeland "Security" (http://c0x2.de/lol/lol.html)

Naaaaahhhh. (http://www.snopes.com/computer/internet/dellbug.asp)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 23, 2005, 04:10 PM
Dell Computers and the Department of Homeland "Security" (http://c0x2.de/lol/lol.html)

Naaaaahhhh. (http://www.snopes.com/computer/internet/dellbug.asp)

Well, that's good to know.

I still wouldn't buy a Dell anyway.  :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 25, 2005, 05:01 AM
Kill the Crazy Frog (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/242972)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 25, 2005, 05:04 AM
....ring da da ding arghhhhhhh!!! (http://www.killcrazyfrog.net/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 25, 2005, 05:16 AM
Kill the crazy frog! v2 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/240807)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 26, 2005, 04:53 AM
Power to the people! (http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/107890.html)  :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 27, 2005, 04:56 AM
Coolest toilet seat ever. (http://www.thegreenhead.com/cool-stuff/2005/06/gothic-commode-seat-every-toilet-in.php)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 27, 2005, 02:57 PM
How the lime gets into the Pepsi. (http://img36.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc112&image=e86_pepsi_limon1.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 27, 2005, 03:00 PM
How the lime gets into the Pepsi. (http://img36.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc112&image=e86_pepsi_limon1.jpg)

Thank god I don't drink Pepsi!  :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 27, 2005, 05:26 PM
Bitch slap. (http://www.compfused.com/directlink/382/)

Still having trouble figuring out Japanese entertainment here. ???
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 28, 2005, 08:47 AM
Bitch slap. (http://www.compfused.com/directlink/382/)

Still having trouble figuring out Japanese entertainment here. ???

Ah, they must have watched the UK version of "Happy slapping" but don't have the hang of it yet!  ::)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on June 28, 2005, 01:01 PM
Likey NSFW, but damn funny:

http://forporn.ytmnd.com/

The Vader rap:

http://vaderremix.ytmnd.com/
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 28, 2005, 01:14 PM
Numa Numa Everywhere!

(http://www.gamesofgondor.com/images/games/game_numanumadance.gif) (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/225085)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 30, 2005, 03:27 AM
This is entertaining. (http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 30, 2005, 04:14 AM
Oh, sweet, sweet justice. (http://www.freestarmedia.com/hotellostliberty2.html)

 :)

I cannot contain my glee over this one.
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 30, 2005, 04:27 AM
(http://media2.big-boys.com/bbfilez/running.gif)

That dude in the orange has the most priceless reaction.  :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 1, 2005, 01:06 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=154&item=5213360388&rd=1

Should we start a pool to win this thing? We could have someone who's funny take the call and record it.

Of course, I'd hope whoever wins it to screw with this girl's head for half an hour and put it on the internet.

edit-fixed linky.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 1, 2005, 02:44 AM
http://www.hcn.zaq.ne.jp/cabic508/rsf/mq.swf]Weird Michael Jackson video game...thing. (http://)

It's loud, so be careful it at work.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on July 1, 2005, 03:13 AM
This is entertaining. (http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf)

I could spend hours playing with that.   8)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on July 1, 2005, 06:45 AM
Sick of Numa Numa? (http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/sick_of_numa_numa.shtml)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Newman on July 1, 2005, 11:55 AM
FART BLASTER
 (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=fartblaster.wmv)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on July 1, 2005, 12:39 PM
This is entertaining. (http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf)

I could spend hours playing with that.   8)

Me too. . although it's a little creepy.  Why do I get the impression that the guy who developed it has a basement full of dead hookers?

As much fun as it was, I couldn't bring myself to forward it to anyone.  Especially weird when you have to pull her through some of the tight spots.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 1, 2005, 02:53 PM
FART BLASTER
 (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=fartblaster.wmv)

This is good.  :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 3, 2005, 01:52 AM
There sure is a lot of bunny hatred on the interweb. (http://www.roganjosh.co.uk/stuff/bunnies/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on July 4, 2005, 01:00 AM
Online casino tattoos woman's face (http://www.theregister.com/2005/07/01/casino_tattoos_womans_face/)  (http://www.friday-fun.com/files/smilies/loser.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 4, 2005, 02:14 AM
A permanent tattoo like that, and she's only getting $15,000?

She must be broke.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 5, 2005, 01:03 AM
I feel better about pretty much everything after reading this. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050629/hl_nm/penis_size_dc)

 :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on July 5, 2005, 01:26 AM
I feel better about pretty much everything after reading this. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050629/hl_nm/penis_size_dc)

 :)

It's gotta be true - that's the university I went to, the good ol' U of S.  Of course, had they included me in the study, their average would have been a lot higher.   :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on July 7, 2005, 03:59 AM
Your Prison Bitch Name (http://www.rockim.com/bitchname.php)

Mine:  Fruity Pebbles    :(
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 7, 2005, 04:29 AM
Skank C--t. (Not sure I can away with that one)

Whoa.  :o
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on July 7, 2005, 11:18 AM
Skank C--t. (Not sure I can away with that one)

Whoa.  :o

double fisted, checking in.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Gregorbian on July 8, 2005, 05:08 PM
Skank C--t. (Not sure I can away with that one)

Whoa.  :o

double fisted, checking in.

Weed Whacker here  ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 8, 2005, 05:10 PM
Turn your Doberman into a poodle! (http://www.attackchi.org.au/kits.htm)

The dog's probably thinking "What the **** are they doing to me?"
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 8, 2005, 05:12 PM
Someday, my fridge will be completely covered in pizza coupons printed on this stuff. (http://www.magnecote.com/welcome.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on July 9, 2005, 09:37 AM
Someday, my fridge will be completely covered in pizza coupons printed on this stuff. (http://www.magnecote.com/welcome.html)

Same site, but different page. . .this (http://www.magnecote.com/attractive/) is really clever.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on July 9, 2005, 02:06 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=154&item=5213360388&rd=1

Should we start a pool to win this thing? We could have someone who's funny take the call and record it.

Of course, I'd hope whoever wins it to screw with this girl's head for half an hour and put it on the internet.

edit-fixed linky.

Looks like ebay yanked the auction. 

Guess they didn't want to become e-pimps.  Pity.  Would have liked to have seen how that turned out.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 9, 2005, 03:20 PM
Your moment of zen... (http://www.hazza316.co.uk/roger.html)

brought to you by Roger Moore's eyebrows.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 9, 2005, 03:28 PM
Sheep. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/turkey_sheep_suicide;_ylt=Aoq_ADy.swZ3OZbAfmVGRBKs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-)

Greatest quote ever: "There's nothing we can do. They're all wasted."

 ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 11, 2005, 04:34 AM
Worst movie toy tie-in ever. (http://www.portlandmercury.com/current/feature3.html)

Careful, there's a bit of bad ******* language in it, so the little bastards better stay away from this link.

Give it a minute to load. I've even got a cable connection and the ****** took like 2 minutes to load.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 12, 2005, 01:04 AM
Needed: idiot's guide to sex. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050707/od_nm/china_sex_dc;_ylt=Amvp0Ovz5lbWgPDIAFaiCc3tiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 12, 2005, 01:05 AM
More fun from China. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050710/ap_on_re_as/china_skateboarder_leap;_ylt=Agu4zscPd.ELEtZgFygbN1HtiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on July 12, 2005, 01:14 AM
Worst movie toy tie-in ever. (http://www.portlandmercury.com/current/feature3.html)

I love it when someone really tells it like it is.   8)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JediMAC on July 12, 2005, 02:18 AM
Good Lord.  Look at what Jay(Double) went and did (http://www.weddingcrashersmovie.com/crashthistrailer/index.htm?id=22570) with my freakin' head...  :-[

 :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 12, 2005, 02:38 AM
Ha ha! [/nelson]  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 12, 2005, 03:04 AM
The Sloganizer! (http://www.sloganizer.net/en/)

A list of me kissing my own ass:

Everyone loves inadvertent imitation.

It's not a dream, inadvertent imitation is real!

Life's beautiful with inadvertent imitation.

There is no life without inadvertent imitation.

inadvertent imitation is what the world was waiting for.

I can't argue with that last one.  :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 12, 2005, 05:37 AM
Since so many of you are here when you're at work... (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050711/ts_nm/life_workers_waste_dc)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on July 12, 2005, 09:23 AM
Do You Like Waffles? (http://www.scaredofbees.com/waffles.htm)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on July 12, 2005, 10:12 AM
Good Lord.  Look at what Jay(Double) went and did (http://www.weddingcrashersmovie.com/crashthistrailer/index.htm?id=22570) with my freakin' head...  :-[

 :P

Check out these 2 Canuckleheads.   ;D   :-*

Canucklehead Crashers (http://www.weddingcrashersmovie.com/crashthistrailer/index.htm?id=31319)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 13, 2005, 04:01 PM
The New Sesame Street. (http://www.stevetastic.com/POST/sesamesmall.jpg)

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 13, 2005, 04:03 PM
The Office Bow Of....DEATH!!!! (http://www.bleacheatingfreaks.com/science/OB2/bxmas/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 13, 2005, 04:05 PM
Millionaire trailer trash. (http://www.usatoday.com/money/perfi/housing/2005-07-05-million-dollar-trailers_x.htm)

Man, you can't give those things away here. And in Malibu, they sell for $1.4 million.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 15, 2005, 04:47 AM
I hope we don't have any British visitors reading this thread, because they aren't going to think this is too funny.

Anyway, here goes.

We Are Not Afraid. (http://www.werenotafraid.com/images/001/index.php)

I Am ******* Terrified. (http://iamfuckingterrified.com/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 16, 2005, 03:53 AM
Tom Cruise explains Scientology. (http://liquidgeneration.com/games/cruise_scientology.asp)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 16, 2005, 03:27 PM
Kid hangs self after Playstation taken away. (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=15738517&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=gary-12-hangs-himself-after-mum-confiscates-his-playstation--name_page.html)


Hang in there, kid.  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Diddly on July 17, 2005, 02:46 AM
Kid hangs self after Playstation taken away. (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=15738517&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=gary-12-hangs-himself-after-mum-confiscates-his-playstation--name_page.html)


Hang in there, kid.  ;D

That's funny (don't worry, my spot in Hell was reserved long ago). Since all the politicians are trying to get San Andreas and future GTA games banned from the country, I'm sure someone could find some irony in this.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 18, 2005, 03:27 PM
Maynard from Tool kicks fan's ass, continues singing. (http://www.zinganobjj.com/pages/video/mjfightsfanvideo.htm)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 19, 2005, 04:04 PM
The Simpsons in Japan. (http://www.japander.com/japander/simpson.htm)

From the link:
Probably the saddest aspect of these ads is not the blatent commercialism of them completely undermining a large feature of the show, but that the show is primarily recognised by these ads in Japan.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 20, 2005, 04:40 AM
Skeletor's tribute to Ray Harryhausen. (http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/tribute/)

It's a Japanese language cover of YMCA featuring Skeletor, Hordak, and skeleton warriors.
If you think that's strange, you have to watch it. It's pretty loud, so be cautious of watching it at work.

Watching Hordak and Skeletor boogie like that is priceless.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: ruiner on July 20, 2005, 07:59 AM
Man, I want to see that Maynard video, but all I get is the sound and a white QT screen...why is that?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on July 21, 2005, 08:45 PM
Doesn't really fall under "Stupid ****", but I just discovered the world's coolest emoticon and I had to share it with someone. :P

(http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b010.gif)

You can't tell me that isn't cool. (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/frech/a076.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 22, 2005, 05:53 AM
Worst custom figure ever. (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5987228097)

This has to be a joke.  :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on July 22, 2005, 06:56 AM
Dumb customs are funny...  I like seeing what guys try passing off as great stuff.

I'm not knocking a person's skill either, but that guy's simply trying to make a buck on "junk".  There's no effort there and he's hoping some sap who's a little hard-up for ladies, and gets his boobies from the toy shelf instead of by the handfull, will bid on it...

$30?  Ya gotta be kidding me.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on July 22, 2005, 08:40 AM
Worst custom figure ever. (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5987228097)

This has to be a joke.  :)

Well now that this auction has been outed, I won't be bidding on it.  :'(   :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on July 22, 2005, 09:14 AM
I hope we don't have any British visitors reading this thread, because they aren't going to think this is too funny.

Anyway, here goes.

We Are Not Afraid. (http://www.werenotafraid.com/images/001/index.php)


Spotted something curious in that link:

(http://www.werenotafraid.com/images/003/keyfactory.jpg)


Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 24, 2005, 05:11 AM
Cookie Monster and Martha Stewart. (http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1596962/)

Cookie Monster is ******' awesome.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 31, 2005, 04:56 AM
Beautifulpeople.net (http://us.beautifulpeople.net/main.asp)

Since I hate ************* like this, I sent them a picture of my hairy ass under the name Thomas Cruise. Should they dignify me with a response, I'll post it here.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on July 31, 2005, 12:37 PM
Wow.

Quote
What is BeautifulPeople.net?

BeautifulPeople.net is an online community whose purpose is to create relationships, both private and professional, between people who because of their attractive appearance and personal qualities stand out from the majority. And there is something seriously wrong with the majority these days.


  Why BeautifulPeople.net?

BeautifulPeople.net is an elite online members' club, which introduces beautiful people to truly beautiful people. It is a meeting place which is reserved for people, who because of their attractive appearance and personal qualities, stand out from the majority. And there is something seriously wrong with the majority these days.

It is a place where attractive people can mingle and create personal or professional related acquaintances across age, gender, job and social status. With the minority.

The decision to allow you to enter our exclusive club lies with our members; who are given the chance to rate all new applications during a three day rating process. The majority vote is final. Unless you get some plastic surgery, lie about your job, house, life and dog and reapply as someone we would like.

We are proud to be the first online community in which existing members decide whether or not a new applicant should be accepted through our revolutionary rating technology. Once you have uploaded your profile, you will be rated by existing members of the opposite sex over a three day period. They will judge whether your picture and profile are deemed attractive enough to grant you coveted access. After three days, you'll either be told "no, you're dead here worm food", or you'll resurrect into a beautiful butterfly that will be the envy of all the ugly hordes and masses we've told 'no' since we began. 14,185 and counting!

While you are awaiting the rating verdict, you may browse members' profiles and mail them; this might improve your chances of getting accepted. Especially if you tell them how beautiful they are! And that you totally would vote for them if they were new.

You will notice that all the members in BeautifulPeople.net are exactly that: beautiful. And completely out of your league.


  Why BeautifulPeople.net?

The initiative behind BeautifulPeople.net is derived from an individuals increasing need for an easier more focused way of seeking and finding likeminded people of a similar social standing and physical appearance. Country Clubs were once good for this, but now some of them let in people who are not of desirable physical appearance (even when dressed well) and may even be Jewish.

The average on-line user spends most of their time, filtering out and having unsuccessful mail correspondence with people who are far from their ideal match. This is a result of too many online mainstream communities, which target all demographics of people. BeautifulPeople.net being a niche site and catering exclusively to attractive and successful people eliminates this problem. Because everyone remembers how the beautiful and attractive people were able to get along in high school. I mean, like OMG, they were soooo popular! And beautiful! Our site is just like that! Being attractive and successful guarantees you'll sift the undesirables right back to the trailer park where they belong.


  How do I get voted in to BeautifulPeople.net?

The only way a person can obtain membership is by being voted in by existing members of the opposite sex. The result of the vote is final. With the exception of those in Florida and Ohio. However if you do not get voted in the first time round, you may re-submit later with a better profile and picture. If you're willing to cough up more money and not kill yourself when you're REJECTED again. Those in professional counseling are discouraged from applying more than 4 times...

The members either vote for or against the membership of an applicant and the final decision therefore depends on the count of votes. In that way the wishes of the members of BeautifulPeople.net, reflects their expectations in relation to the type of people they want to have on their system. [grouchomarx]I wouldn't belong to any club that would have me as a member.[/grouchomarx]


  BP as a platform high school prom coronation.

As a platform BeautifulPeople is beyond anything seen on-line so far. (Thank God) Beautifulpeople is the first of its kind and leader in its own right. It allows its chosen few to take full control of both the visuals of the site, as well as the format. And whether you personally are cool, or not. Beautiful, or not.

It's clever and easy to use. The Mail, Forum, Profile and Rating windows exist separately, enabling you to place them wherever you want them on the screen. (Clever! No wonder it's a "leader!) A user can view e-mail content, member profiles and photo albums all at the same time.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 3, 2005, 04:17 AM
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/pinkkarma/fergie.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on August 5, 2005, 04:19 AM
Idiot with a gun (http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1597991/)

Tool with a Zippo (http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1597817/)

The most pathetic fight ever (http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1596751/)

Hallelujah (http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/950542/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 5, 2005, 04:54 AM
That dude with the Zippo is great.

He preaches about the dangers of lighter fluid and goes and lights his hand on fire.

That's why every moron in America should be banned from using them and given Bics instead. :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on August 5, 2005, 05:47 AM
How long will this marriage last? (http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/161358/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on August 5, 2005, 09:32 AM
Hey!  I like my Zippo lighter.....and I don't even smoke!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 5, 2005, 12:50 PM
Queer Eye for the Imperial Guy. (http://www.kidrobot.com/shop.php?sku=9371&Category=Stikfas%20%26%20Plastic)

It's on GH's main page now too. :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on August 5, 2005, 01:25 PM
Queer Eye for the Imperial Guy. (http://www.kidrobot.com/shop.php?sku=9371&Category=Stikfas%20%26%20Plastic)

It's on GH's main page now too. :)

This would definitely qualify as "Stupid ****"   ::)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on August 5, 2005, 10:44 PM
The Big Red Button  (http://www.fetchfido.co.uk/games/red-button/red-button.htm)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on August 5, 2005, 11:13 PM
Hah! That is awesome. ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Morgbug on August 6, 2005, 12:00 AM
How long will this marriage last? (http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/161358/)

Yeah, he's dead.  I think I need to increase my wife's insurance.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 6, 2005, 03:00 AM
I hope he enjoyed his last round of consentual female sex. (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/more/08/05/sex.sports.murder.ap/index.html)

This dude "did the deed" with his wife, and instead of doing that cuddling thing, he gets up to watch sports on TV. She starts nagging, and so he beats her to death with a claw hammer. The article states he struck her about 70 times. You'd think that around 40 blows, he'd think "Oh ****, I've whacked her too much."










Damn, this is morbid. Here I am making light of a grisly murder. See what 47 pages of stupid **** does to a man?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on August 7, 2005, 02:02 PM
Catsup Crapper (http://web.mit.edu/polo/Public/CatsupCrapper/catsupcrappervideo.htm)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Dressel Rebel on August 7, 2005, 02:04 PM
I hope he enjoyed his last round of consentual female sex. (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/more/08/05/sex.sports.murder.ap/index.html)

This dude "did the deed" with his wife, and instead of doing that cuddling thing, he gets up to watch sports on TV. She starts nagging, and so he beats her to death with a claw hammer. The article states he struck her about 70 times. You'd think that around 40 blows, he'd think "Oh ****, I've whacked her too much."


Well, you know, they gotta stop harassing us to cuddle afterwards.  I mean, we sacrifice four minutes of our time to do the deed, and then we gotta miss more ESPN afterwards.  That's just unreasonable.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on August 7, 2005, 02:18 PM
Scare Tactics: Bigfoot (http://www.scifi.com/scaretactics/exclusive/popup/bigfoot_320.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on August 7, 2005, 02:29 PM
we sacrifice four minutes of our time to do the deed

Yeah. I would tell everyone you know about that. Yeah. Everyone.

Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on August 7, 2005, 09:44 PM
Crazy Frog Baseball (http://www.somethingwrong.co.uk/crazy_frog_baseball/)   ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 8, 2005, 01:09 AM
I tried to kill him by busting him in the pecker repeatedly, but it didn't work.

I did enjoy killing that little ******, though.  :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on August 8, 2005, 01:23 AM
Try smacking him really hard in the nuts.  Then try smacking him really hard on the top of the head!  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on August 8, 2005, 01:36 AM
I hi him so hard in the nuts that he flew up and got stuck at the top of the screen. ;D

Then I hit him in the head and his brains popped out. :)

God he deserved it, thing was annoyiong.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on August 8, 2005, 01:45 AM
Have you seen how many times this ****** has been killed? (http://www.telusplanet.net/public/djustus/rotfl.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on August 8, 2005, 01:47 AM
Have you seen how many times this ****** has been killed? (http://www.telusplanet.net/public/djustus/rotfl.gif)

It is insane. I actually lost the bat one time. I swung hard but not hard enough to kill them then I let go of my mouse when I had left the bat off screen and it got stuck, and I couldn't reset it. ::)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 8, 2005, 02:12 AM
Not to break up the Frog killing, but...

All those times your mother said 'you'll go blind!' is now actually time well spent. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm)
Title: What Star Wars Character Are You?
Post by: CHEWIE on August 9, 2005, 10:22 AM
http://web.tickle.com/tests/starwars/authorize/signin.jsp?url=/tests/starwars/index.jsp

Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far, away...
Strap on your blaster and fire up your lightsaber. Haven't you always wondered which intergalactic hero you were most like? Do you possess the same wisdom as Obi-Wan, renegade spirit as Han Solo, or do you tend to save the day like R2? Take Tickle's Classic Star Wars test and find out!

 :P

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 11, 2005, 05:33 PM
Games that advertise ****** beer are fun. (http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=722)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 11, 2005, 05:46 PM
Geek screws up on live TV. (http://www.spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=1084)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on August 11, 2005, 05:49 PM
Games that advertise ****** beer are fun. (http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=722)

Yeah, a lot of fun.  8)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 11, 2005, 05:49 PM
After watching this, I think being a reporter would be a pretty sweet gig. (http://www.davelog.com/mirror/reporting_weed.wmv)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 12, 2005, 06:53 PM
Hilarious Aussie beer ad. (http://www.bigad.com.au/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on August 13, 2005, 03:18 AM
Darth on the Playground (http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=1087)

Fitness Club (http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=958)
Title: Re: HMI's Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: sfg on August 16, 2005, 02:34 AM
It's a wonder I get anything done on Saturdays.

Play this game. (http://www.compfused.com/gallery.php?galleryid=1) I can't win, and in fact, I think it's impossible.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pearl.shtml (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pearl.shtml)

Is that the pearls before swine game?

If so, it is possible to beat it.

Ive seen it done 3 times by one person.


Kevin

 :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 16, 2005, 02:12 PM
Luxury toilet paper? (http://www.radaronline.com/magazine/the-goods/2005/08/royal-flush.php)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on August 16, 2005, 06:45 PM
Valley Url (http://www.80s.com/Entertainment/ValleyURL/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on August 16, 2005, 06:55 PM
Put the JD front page into that valley url....it's hilarious!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on August 16, 2005, 08:03 PM
Quote
Let the hunts continue, as JD staffer Tydirium scoped the studly Sith and Clonetrooper 'Evolutions' sets today at a California Walmart. Darth_Anton also chimed in a few days ago to let us know that he scoped the studly Vader, Stormtrooper and Leia Target exclusive cup sets. Anyway... So it looks like it's time to hit the pavement again, folks!

Tuesday, August 16, 2005 | Dork Colman

I kid you not.

And check poll option #4:

Quote
#4 - Pretty bitchin' Best Prequel flick, for like, fer sure.

;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on August 16, 2005, 10:59 PM

Games that advertise ****** beer are fun. (http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=722)


FINALLY made it. . and with 11 seconds to spare.

eyaaaay.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 17, 2005, 09:12 PM
maximum pwnage. (http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-realm-cenarioncircle&t=145812&p=1&tmp=1#post145812)

Some kid got busted by his mom that also posts on the same forum.



Dumbass.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on August 17, 2005, 09:33 PM
Hah! That's great. ;D

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v452/Durnar/owned-xavier.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on August 18, 2005, 08:30 PM
Hah! That's great. ;D

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v452/Durnar/owned-xavier.jpg)

I have no clue why thats so funny, but I just laughed aloud for a minute. :D

Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 20, 2005, 12:05 AM
Watch the blonde officer on the left. (http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1600283/)

 :o
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on August 22, 2005, 05:38 AM
D&D (http://www.chewycentral.com/Media/Videos/ChewysFavoriteVideos/MediaDisplay357.aspx)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on August 22, 2005, 04:49 PM
http://www.storewars.org/flash/

Never did this before -- hope you guys can get to it okay :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on August 22, 2005, 05:41 PM
That was good...I liked it.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 22, 2005, 11:56 PM
The penalty for shoplifting shall be...DEATH! (http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/front/3301862)

Still feel like shopping at Wal-Mart now?

I'm not entirely sure if this is true or not. I do notice I've not seen it on the news, at all. It could just be a local issue, but you'd think the media would run wild with a story that casts WM in a negative light.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 25, 2005, 01:42 AM
Kitten Huffing. (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_Huffing)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on August 30, 2005, 07:50 PM
"We will not stand for the F---ing signs being removed" (http://news.lycos.co.uk/querkies/050828223340.h0cgosx7.xml.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 30, 2005, 10:02 PM
Crop of the Pops (http://www.scenta.co.uk/music/crop_of_the_pops.cfm)

Think you know album covers? Try to identify them while they're spinning and whatnot.

I picked Pearl Jam, and got 90%. They screwed me on question 9.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on August 31, 2005, 12:53 AM
It's a big ad. (http://www.koreus.com/media/pub-carlton-draught-bigad.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on September 3, 2005, 08:03 PM
Octopus vs. Shark (http://www.hahahumor.com/funny-movies/funny-movies-view.php?id=397)

Wow.  :o
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on September 3, 2005, 08:12 PM
Alien Song. (http://www.linkydinky.com/AlienSong.shtml)

Alien Zoo. (http://www.alien-zoo.com/alienzoo.html)

I would advise against watching these at work. They're pretty loud.  :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on September 4, 2005, 01:58 AM
I never thought a dancing skeleton puppet could be so entertaining. (http://media.putfile.com/Skelett)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on September 4, 2005, 04:45 PM
Demented cartoon movie  (http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.php)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on September 6, 2005, 01:02 AM
The Goth Name Generator (http://www.necroticobsession.com/gothname.html)

I'm Panic Queen.  ???
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on September 6, 2005, 01:15 AM
The Goth Name Generator (http://www.necroticobsession.com/gothname.html)


Mummified Corpse 
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on September 6, 2005, 01:18 AM
Heartless ArchAngel.

Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on September 6, 2005, 01:25 AM
Dancing Corpse.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Chris on September 6, 2005, 02:44 AM
Chaotic Kittie.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on September 6, 2005, 07:33 AM
The Goth Name Generator (http://www.necroticobsession.com/gothname.html)

Beautifully Chaotic ;)

My maiden name is Vicious Mistress...........hmmmmmmm......... ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on September 6, 2005, 09:20 AM
Dead Psycho.

I hate these generators.  I always get sucked into a cycle of entering each new name into the generator to see what it produces.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: hansolo_506 on September 6, 2005, 02:26 PM
Candlelight Chaos here, children of the night!!

(Why must Goths look so freaky? Give me the Goths of my childhood - Gomez and Morticia.)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on September 7, 2005, 01:30 AM
I have an awesome Flash video of the "**** yeah!" song from Team America, but it has a second-long shot of porn in it. Is it kosher to post anyway?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on September 7, 2005, 01:32 AM
Teh pr0n?

Bring it on, I say.

Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on September 7, 2005, 02:07 AM
No go.  :( Oh well.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on September 7, 2005, 03:50 PM
"Cob Webbed Crotch"

No, seriously.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on September 7, 2005, 04:05 PM
"Cob Webbed Crotch"

No, seriously.
Sounds like you need Teh prOn.............
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on September 7, 2005, 05:41 PM
Liquid Skin.



Ewwww.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on September 9, 2005, 12:23 AM
FartMatic 5000 (http://www.stupid.com/games/fartmatic/index.htm)

(http://cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/ekelig/f020.gif)

(http://tibia.gamigo.de/forum/images/smilies/fart.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on September 9, 2005, 04:37 AM
Ask The Dead. (http://www.askthedead.com/)

But really, they don't seem to know **** from shine-ola.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on September 9, 2005, 08:50 PM
This might have been linked to already, but in 50 pages of stupidity, who can tell?

Megaman: Titanium Rhapsody (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=131487)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on September 11, 2005, 06:44 PM
Shoot David Blaine (http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-381.htm)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on September 11, 2005, 06:47 PM
Here's one for Brent!  :D

Star Bores: Episode One (http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-1132.htm)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on September 11, 2005, 10:45 PM
The Goth Name Generator (http://www.necroticobsession.com/gothname.html)

I'm Panic Queen.  ???

I'm Velvet Dreams.   8)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on September 11, 2005, 11:51 PM



The Goth Name Generator (http://www.necroticobsession.com/gothname.html)

I'm Panic Queen.  ???


Latex Sex.... :-X
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on September 11, 2005, 11:55 PM
Seems like Matt and I are the only two who got cool names. 8)

Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jeff on September 12, 2005, 12:07 AM
The Goth Name Generator (http://www.necroticobsession.com/gothname.html)

Hmmm...

Jeff = Liquid Dreams
Jeffrey = Beautiful Scars
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Morgbug on September 12, 2005, 12:10 AM
The Goth Name Generator (http://www.necroticobsession.com/gothname.html)


Death Dealer 8)

Thanks for the game link too Dale ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on September 12, 2005, 12:54 AM
Oh. My. *******. God. (http://www.shropshirestar.com/show_article.php?aID=37100)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on September 12, 2005, 01:12 AM
Oh. My. *******. God. (http://www.shropshirestar.com/show_article.php?aID=37100)

Worst parents ever.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on September 12, 2005, 03:08 PM
Oh. My. *******. God. (http://www.shropshirestar.com/show_article.php?aID=37100)

Worst parents ever.

(http://www.shropshirestar.com/storage/editorial/9/SD1057021@peate.jpg)

Holy crap in a hat.  Her teeth match her shirt.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on September 12, 2005, 03:38 PM
Latex Sex.... :-X

Actually....that explains quite a bit.

Oh...and you're no longer allowed in my house...you must watch Stargate from the front porch!   :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on September 12, 2005, 08:01 PM
Latex Sex.... :-X

Actually....that explains quite a bit.

Oh...and you're no longer allowed in my house...you must watch Stargate from the front porch!   :P

Like your's is any better, Velvet Dreams... :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on September 12, 2005, 11:18 PM
I can't remember if I posted this in this thread but it's a classic!  Clicky picture. :D

William Shatner performed a unique version of Elton John's song, "Rocket Man", in 1978, for a Sci-Fi/Fantasy awards show.

 (http://www.miserablemelodies.com/photos/shatnerrocketman.jpg) (http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/21099)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on September 13, 2005, 03:36 PM
(Clicky.)

(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y151/ValinKenobi/Forums/stewie_rocketman_1.jpg) (http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/24771/)

:P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on September 13, 2005, 05:02 PM
While we are on the subject of Family Guy here's a few of my favorite clips

(http://www.moronland.com/media/pictures/familyguypukemd9.jpg) (http://www.moronland.com/media.php?type=2&name=Family%20Guy%20-%20Puking)

(http://www.moronland.com/media/pictures/familyguyhitler9.jpg) (http://www.moronland.com/media.php?type=2&name=Family%20Guy%20-%20Hitler%20Alive)

(http://www.moronland.com/media/pictures/familyguygod9.jpg) (http://www.moronland.com/media.php?type=2&name=Family%20Guy%20-%20God)

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on September 13, 2005, 05:40 PM
That first clip is possibly the funniest scene in the entire series. (http://cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/ekelig/p010.gif) Gotta love vomit humor. (http://cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a020.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jadesfire on September 13, 2005, 05:42 PM
The Goth Name Generator (http://www.necroticobsession.com/gothname.html)


velvet vamp  :-*

nice....
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on September 13, 2005, 06:26 PM
(Clicky.)

(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y151/ValinKenobi/Other/stewie_rocketman_1.jpg) (http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/24771/)

:P

That was the very thing that popped into my mind watching the Shatner clip.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on September 13, 2005, 09:51 PM
Barney sings Tupac

(http://www.moronland.com/media/pictures/tupacbarney5.jpg) (http://www.moronland.com/media.php?type=2&name=Comedy%20-%20Tupac%20Barney%20Mix)

My friend and I were in tears when we saw this. If you don't cusing, steer clear. :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on September 14, 2005, 11:40 PM
http://www.pwinsider.com/ViewArticle.asp?id=12921&p=1
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on September 15, 2005, 09:45 PM
A little plug for my new blog:

Pop Rocks, Coca-Cola, and YOU. (http://pop-rocks-coke.blogspot.com/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on September 16, 2005, 01:40 AM

(http://petimage.bunnyherolabs.com/adopt/petimage/bWM9bGxhbWEuc3dmJmNscj0weGYxYTBiNSZjbj1jb2xtYW4mYW49amVkaWtuaWdodDc2MDA3MQ==.png)
 (http://bunnyherolabs.com/adopt/showpet.php?b=bWM9bGxhbWEuc3dmJmNscj0weGYxYTBiNSZjbj1jb2xtYW4mYW49amVkaWtuaWdodDc2MDA3MQ==)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on September 16, 2005, 02:16 AM
Stop the Bop. (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/09/13/earlyshow/main838253.shtml?CMP=OTC-RSSFeed&source=RSS&attr=Entertainment_838253)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on September 16, 2005, 11:34 PM
http://lukevadernoooo.ytmnd.com/

Luke & Vader ride the nooooollercoaster
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Reid on September 17, 2005, 01:00 PM
Saw this on GH: 
http://www.resourceinvestor.com/pebble.asp?relid=10958
 :-X
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on September 18, 2005, 09:10 PM
On googlebombing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Googlebomb#Accomplished_Googlebombs)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on September 18, 2005, 09:14 PM
Look carefully (http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/)
Title: StarWars Kid
Post by: Ner_vod on September 20, 2005, 09:49 PM
http://www.screamingpickle.com/members/StarWarsKid/video_nolinking/Star_Wars_Kid_Remix_00.wmv
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on September 21, 2005, 08:40 AM
One day that kid's grandson is going to call him over to the computer and say "Hey grandpa, look at this hilarious video I found online"
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: ruiner on September 21, 2005, 01:33 PM
While it's funny, that kid had a tough time dealing with the negative publicity that the video created.

I read that he was seeing a shrink and dropped out of school because of all the teasing...
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on September 21, 2005, 01:40 PM
Puberty is rough enough without having your gooberness displayed for all to see -- poor kid :-[
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on September 21, 2005, 02:56 PM
He is soooooo going to wind up on a VH1 special at some point in the future.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on September 21, 2005, 04:09 PM
Fake pr0n pics (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/fakep0rnpics.html)

No nudity, and not what you think. ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on September 22, 2005, 04:33 AM
Global Stupidity Advisory System. (http://homokaasu.org/stupidity/)

I liked it so much I added one to my blog.  ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on September 26, 2005, 08:16 PM
Shortest and most accurate quiz EVER. (http://www.dr-joe.net/quiz.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on September 30, 2005, 04:37 PM
Eeeeeeeeew. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_4200000/newsid_4209000/4209004.stm)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Diddly on October 1, 2005, 12:30 AM
Type in "failure" and click "I'm Feeling Lucky" (http://www.google.com)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on October 5, 2005, 03:10 AM
This is more "funny" than "stupid", but it'll fit in here nicely. 

Gotta love John Cleese.

http://www.m90.org/view_image.php?image_id=7982
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on October 5, 2005, 04:09 PM
Type in "failure" and click "I'm Feeling Lucky" (http://www.google.com)

There's a reason that shows up like that. It's called "web-somthing" and its legally done. If you click Google Search, you'll also see Michaels Moores name on the first page.

Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on October 5, 2005, 05:55 PM
Page 52:

On googlebombing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Googlebomb#Accomplished_Googlebombs)

;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on October 5, 2005, 11:46 PM
YOUR A GOOGLEBOMB! >:(


Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on October 10, 2005, 07:30 PM
I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. It smells like...... (http://www.perp.com/whale/av/whale-hi.mov)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on October 11, 2005, 09:56 PM
Kitten Cannon (http://www.burstfilms.com/games/kitten.html)

So far my best score is a mere 829, but I've only been at it a little while....
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on October 11, 2005, 10:13 PM
829 ft??  Wow.  My best is 331 ft.  Impressive.   8)   ;)

...edit... I've almost got you caught - I'm up to 822 ft.  This damn game is addicting.

...edit#2... Woo hoo!  1739 ft.   :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on October 11, 2005, 11:29 PM
751 is my best so far.

21 is my worst.   ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on October 11, 2005, 11:40 PM
I'm up to 832. :)

Edit

... 896 ....


...1117...
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on October 12, 2005, 01:02 AM
1875, 5th attempt. 2nd attempt, 13 ft.   ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on October 12, 2005, 01:24 AM
I hate to break up the love for the Kitten Cannon, but I thought this was hilarious:

Chris Cagle pwned. (http://chriscagle.musiccitynetworks.com/index.htm?inc=5&news_id=6669)

This has to be the funniest publicity stunt I've ever seen. ;)

As for the Kitten Cannon, 783 ft.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Darth Slothus on October 12, 2005, 11:05 AM
Kitten cannon 3,123 ft (been playing occasionally for a couple months) wow-13 ft
I've never seen lower than 17! pretty good-another guy I know in the office got 6,305!!!!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on October 12, 2005, 12:54 PM
998 on the kitten.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on October 12, 2005, 01:27 PM
I can't get the kitten cannon to work. :(

Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on October 12, 2005, 01:49 PM
I can't get the kitten cannon to work. :(

Kevin

(http://www.lilly.com/news/photos/products/cialis/cialis_productshot_web.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on October 12, 2005, 02:06 PM
She told you?! :o


 :P

Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Darth Slothus on October 12, 2005, 03:32 PM
LOL
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on October 12, 2005, 03:51 PM
Thanks to names Cialis pills, I managed to get my Kitten Cannon working.

Then I got her to let me play Poke the Bunny. (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/pokebunny.html)

Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on October 12, 2005, 05:33 PM
October 12

947.....

1050.... (6:50 PM)

1134.... (7:50 PM)

1335 (8:00 PM)



October 14

1404 (10:50 AM)

1552 (11:05 AM)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on October 12, 2005, 06:17 PM
George Lucas Announces Latest Star Wars Legality (http://www.bbspot.com/News/2005/09/star_wars_lucas.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: BillCable on October 13, 2005, 05:57 PM
I've been wanting to post this for a while, but had to wait until it ended...

Buy my broke-ass Threepio - PLEASE!! Glasslite Droids (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6002774406)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on October 14, 2005, 12:35 AM
Damn dude! You put some effort into that! Well done.
(http://cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c011.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on October 14, 2005, 12:44 AM
I hate to break up the love for the Kitten Cannon, but I thought this was hilarious:

Chris Cagle pwned. (http://chriscagle.musiccitynetworks.com/index.htm?inc=5&news_id=6669)


Hilarious!!  :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on October 14, 2005, 03:03 AM
Zod in 2008. (http://www.zod2008.com/)

When I first came to your planet and demanded your homes, property and very lives, I didn't know you were already doing so, willingly, with your own government. I can win no tribute from a bankrupted nation populated by feeble flag-waving plebians. In 2008 I shall restore your dignity and make you servants worthy of my rule. This new government shall become a tool of my oppression. Instead of hidden agendas and waffling policies, I offer you direct candor and brutal certainty. I only ask for your tribute, your lives, and your vote.

-- General Zod
Your Future President and Eternal Ruler



Eh. At least he's honest about screwing you over.

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on October 14, 2005, 03:10 AM
I guess they like to play with their food before eating it. (http://www.blennus.com/index.php?option=content&task=view&id=52&Itemid)






Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on October 14, 2005, 03:15 AM
For real? (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4837922)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on October 14, 2005, 03:17 AM
Paris Hilton screwing by the pool. (http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/448-paris-hilton-screwing.htm)










Sucker.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Reid on October 14, 2005, 10:35 PM
If you thought the SW Holiday Special was bad, check out the T.M.N.T Holiday Special (http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0708/)

 :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on October 15, 2005, 01:08 PM
I guess they like to play with their food before eating it. (http://www.blennus.com/index.php?option=content&task=view&id=52&Itemid)


Before I met my husband, he used to torment his girlfriend's cats by putting loops of duct tape on the bottom of their feet.  The key is to tape the opposite feet -- i.e., left front, right rear ;D
Title: Re: SW personality test
Post by: Reid on October 16, 2005, 10:46 AM
I'm Palpatine...

Is that a bad thing?
Title: Re: SW personality test
Post by: TheBlackDog65 on October 16, 2005, 11:48 AM
I'm Yoda . . . . again.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on October 16, 2005, 03:59 PM
In keeping with the Halloween spirit (http://www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotage/pumpkin_carve.asp)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on October 16, 2005, 08:06 PM
In keeping with the Halloween spirit (http://www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotage/pumpkin_carve.asp)

I was diaspointed by that, not scared or even startled, just disapointed. I wanted to carve a virtual pumpkin. :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on October 18, 2005, 01:41 AM
Whoa. (http://www.big-boys.com/articles/tradingspouses.html)

I bet her husband was stoked when she got 'traded'.
(Who would marry someone like that?)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: hansolo_506 on October 18, 2005, 01:02 PM
Whoa. (http://www.big-boys.com/articles/tradingspouses.html)

I bet her husband was stoked when she got 'traded'.
(Who would marry someone like that?)

wow.. i mean...um..wow  :o
There is just nothing to say to something like that.
wow
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on October 18, 2005, 01:53 PM
OMG :o  Who said "I'm glad you're home"?  The scary thing is that her hubby may not have a problem with her and that they may be a match made in heaven ???
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on October 20, 2005, 06:42 PM
There's one gene pool I wouldn't want to take a dip in.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JohnH on October 20, 2005, 11:06 PM
God bless "reality" ::) TV.

John
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on October 21, 2005, 03:18 AM
Well, at least it brings to the attention of the masses that people like that DO actually exist in reality...  I figured they were ficticious characters only seen in films like Carrie.

I damn near expected a couple forks and knives to fly over and stick that heffer to the wall.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on October 24, 2005, 03:03 AM
Making up Oscar Wilde quotes is the world's greatest spectator sport. (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Making_up_Oscar_Wilde_quotes)

Well, ****. All those times I thought I was being all literary and stuff, I was likely posting someone else's made-up bull****.





























 ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: sfg on October 25, 2005, 03:21 PM
Stare at the "plus" in the middle.

(http://www.hortplus.com/FreeStuf/Stress/eye_test.gif)

oooh.  aahhh.  now, go have a seizure.

 :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on October 25, 2005, 03:57 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhh, my eyes!
(http://chewie34.250free.com/EYES.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on October 29, 2005, 02:27 AM
Missing Wisconsin cat found in France (http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/10/27/cat.france.ap/index.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on October 30, 2005, 12:19 AM
Youths riot for second night in Paris suburb (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051029/wl_nm/france_riots_dc)

"PARIS (Reuters) - Hundreds of French youths fought with police and set cars ablaze in a Paris suburb on Saturday in a second night of rioting which media said was triggered when two teenagers were electrocuted while fleeing police.

The teenagers were killed and a third seriously injured on Thursday night when they were electrocuted in an electricity sub station as they ran away from police investigating a break-in, media reported.

[...]

Unidentified youths fired a shot at police but no one was hurt, police said.

"It's not normal that these two die like that," one teenage boy wearing a hooded sweatshirt told French television, referring to the two dead boys, which media identified as 15-year-old Banou and 17-year-old Ziad.

Television pictures showed youths lobbing stones at police officers while cars burned on the streets of the suburb. Police in riot gear chased some youths down an alleyway.

[...]

Interior Minister Nicolas Sarkozy said on Friday the youths who fled the scene of the suspected break-in and climbed into an electricity sub station were not being pursued by police when they were electrocuted.

It was unclear whether the three youths at the electricity sub station were suspected of taking part in the break-in or where just nearby when it happened.

[...]

Several hundred people took part in a silent march to honor the two dead teenagers in Clichy-Sous-Bois on Saturday.

"Thanks to you, France will now respect us more than this morning, before this silent march," said Claude Dilain, mayor of Clichy-Sous-Bois, a suburb of high-rise social housing.

"We are showing our real face, that of united citizens, whatever our origin or religion or faith. Together, we have showed our pain and even anger, in calm, dignity and respect." "


::)

Silly French people. (http://cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/figuren/b065.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on October 30, 2005, 01:49 AM
The Ring had one weakness...

http://theringhadoneweakness.ytmnd.com/
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on October 30, 2005, 04:39 PM
 Have you lost your old school photographs? Good news we should have them in our database!! (http://www.worldschoolphotographs.com/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on October 30, 2005, 09:56 PM
Dance you little frog dance! (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4888526365200963792)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on October 30, 2005, 10:07 PM
Stunt Tugboat Driving (http://koti.mbnet.fi/~soldier/towboat.htm)   :o
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on October 30, 2005, 10:58 PM
Crazy Japanese (http://www.funnypictures.dk/./data/media/10/Crazy_Jap_I.wmv)   ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on October 31, 2005, 11:54 AM
Just ran across this. . .quality is good enough, I almost expect that this will be a DVD easter egg.

Yoda (http://media.putfile.com/Yoda-Dance)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on October 31, 2005, 11:58 AM
Yo, Yo, Yoda!

That's how he really distracted the attacking Clones on Kashyyyk.   :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on November 5, 2005, 12:16 AM
BSB-I want it that way (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6739710473912337648&q=chinese&p)   ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on November 5, 2005, 12:57 AM
This is not really stupid but just plain amazing what can be done with a Yo-Yo.  :o

2005 Yo-Yo Champion: Takayasu Tanaka  (http://www.devilducky.com/media/37630/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Xander on November 7, 2005, 03:04 PM
http://www.trevorvanmeter.com/flyguy/

Yes, there is a happy ending.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on November 7, 2005, 09:45 PM
trippy
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on November 8, 2005, 07:25 AM
BSB-I want it that way (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6739710473912337648&q=chinese&p)   ;D  ;D

The best part is the guy behind them working at his desk like nothing's going on.  :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on November 8, 2005, 02:34 PM
yeah. . .i kept expecting him to spin around and join in the singing at some point.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Reid on November 8, 2005, 06:36 PM
Viking Kitty Cats Sing Led Zeppelin (http://www.public.asu.edu/~mharp/viking_kittens/VikingKitten.htm)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on November 9, 2005, 12:52 PM
The Dangers of Drinking Beer :o
http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on November 9, 2005, 06:47 PM
Men in coats (http://www.koreus.com/files/200505/men-in-coats.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on November 10, 2005, 03:26 AM
Pass the Pigs. (http://www.fontface.com/games/pigs/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on November 10, 2005, 02:34 PM
Men in coats (http://www.koreus.com/files/200505/men-in-coats.html)

Thanks for that.   :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on November 10, 2005, 07:09 PM
Yeah. . .the men in coats thing was something special.

Very funny.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on November 11, 2005, 03:50 AM
Death by Caffiene. (http://www.energyfiend.com/death-by-caffeine/)

It would take 417.08 cans of Diet Pepsi in one day to kill me.

And only 273 cans of Mountain Dew. Glad I quit drinking that ****.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on November 11, 2005, 11:01 AM
Death by Caffiene. (http://www.energyfiend.com/death-by-caffeine/)

It would take 417.08 cans of Diet Pepsi in one day to kill me.

And only 273 cans of Mountain Dew. Glad I quit drinking that ****.

Can you imagine drinking that much caffeine in a day?  You'd probably die by exploding from the shakes.

"445.52 cans of Diet Pepsi-Cola + You = Death"

"You could drink 391.19 cans of Diet Dr Pepper before croaking"
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on November 12, 2005, 02:18 AM
Sharon Osbourne blasts Mother Teresa. (http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=44113)

At the tone, it will be exactly 15 minutes of fame. After the tone, please have the courtesy to shut the **** up.
 
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on November 14, 2005, 12:33 AM
At least somebody found a use for a G1 Ratchet. (http://cgi.ebay.com/Mystery-Machine-Custom-Using-Near-Mint-Ratchet-MISB_W0QQitemZ6012749254QQcategoryZ4696QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Diddly on November 16, 2005, 09:50 PM
Fat Kid Rap (http://media.putfile.com/Andy-Milonakis--Rapping)

Warning: Contains explicive language
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on November 17, 2005, 03:20 AM
Granny's Road Rage (http://www.stupidvideos.com/Default.asp?VideoID=1139)  ;)

City Jumping (http://www.stupidvideos.com/Default.asp?VideoID=1139)  :o
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on November 17, 2005, 09:23 AM
Granny's Road Rage (http://www.stupidvideos.com/Default.asp?VideoID=1139)  ;)

City Jumping (http://www.stupidvideos.com/Default.asp?VideoID=1139)  :o

Those links are taking me to the "accidental gun discharge" video.

Stupid Videos site, for some reason, you can't copy the url in your address bar.  You have to copy the url just under the "send this to a friend" text.  Don't ask me why.

But do take a look at this (http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=1290)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on November 17, 2005, 08:05 PM
http://www.collegehumor.com/tags/star+wars/162165/

Tom Cruise kills Oprah.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on November 17, 2005, 10:39 PM
This year's top 10 worst toys. (http://money.cnn.com/2005/11/17/news/midcaps/dangerous_toys/?cnn=yes)

Hasbro's Energy Beam Blaster made the list. Apparently, silly string kills, as do the Thing hands.

I wonder if this group was around in 1984, they'd say the Transformers were unsafe because they were made out of die-cast metal.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on November 20, 2005, 01:12 PM
Best Christmas lights display EVER. (http://www.mypartypost.com/watchvideo/1033/Best_Christmas_Lights_Display_Ever)

Though if I was this guy's neighbor, I'd probably kill him on the third night it was up.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JoshEEE on November 25, 2005, 06:23 PM
It's a bold statement, but I believe this to be the best web song ever, surpassing even the hamsterdance.

Behold

Banana Phone (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgerphone.php)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on November 26, 2005, 12:26 AM
(http://www.thosebastards.com/img/18/jessica_simpson_twin.jpg)


 :o
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Rob on November 26, 2005, 12:40 AM
Best Christmas lights display EVER. (http://www.mypartypost.com/watchvideo/1033/Best_Christmas_Lights_Display_Ever)

Though if I was this guy's neighbor, I'd probably kill him on the third night it was up.

That's absolutely amazing - I hope it's real.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Sithbaker on November 26, 2005, 11:39 AM
It's a bold statement, but I believe this to be the best web song ever, surpassing even the hamsterdance.

Behold

Banana Phone (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgerphone.php)

Bastards! Now that song is stuck in my head, and I didn`t even click the link!!
Earlier this year, Opie and Anthony were playing that a lot and I could never
get it out of my head, I was singing it at work and everything.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on November 27, 2005, 04:31 PM
(http://www.thosebastards.com/img/18/jessica_simpson_twin.jpg)


 :o

Ugh...I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on November 27, 2005, 10:52 PM
Just amazing magic.  :o

The Glass Trick  (http://gprime.net/video.php/theglasstrick)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Morgbug on November 27, 2005, 11:45 PM
Best Christmas lights display EVER. (http://www.mypartypost.com/watchvideo/1033/Best_Christmas_Lights_Display_Ever)

Though if I was this guy's neighbor, I'd probably kill him on the third night it was up.

 :o

I am so freaking inspired by that.  I have every desire to be the irritating "tim the toolman" when we move to our new neighbourhood ;)  Thanks Ben.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on November 28, 2005, 12:01 AM
Just try not to fall off the roof, OK?  :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JoshEEE on November 28, 2005, 12:39 AM
Quote
Just amazing magic. 

The Glass Trick

That is bizarre. I have absolutely no idea how he did that.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: hansolo_506 on November 28, 2005, 04:13 PM
Chris Angel did something similar where he walked through a pane of glass, leaving the glass intact.

Highly bizarre and much better than anying David Blaine does..

MIND FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on November 29, 2005, 12:25 AM
Lingerie store has live models in window. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051129/ap_on_re_us/lingerie_store)

Road trip to Maine during Christmas break.  ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jokabofe on November 29, 2005, 12:38 AM
Dammit, where are the pictures?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: BillCable on November 29, 2005, 01:17 AM
Chris Angel did something similar where he walked through a pane of glass, leaving the glass intact.

Highly bizarre and much better than anying David Blaine does..

MIND FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris Angel is a hack.  The "walk through a pane of glass" trick is the oldest in the book.  Hint:  THE GLASS MOVES.  It slides up from the bottom (in the instance where I saw Angel perform it).  Big ass hole covered by the newspaper.  If you drew a smiley face on the window with a Sharpie before the trick, you'd see it magically move up 2 feet, then magically go back down after Angel was through.

I saw one of Angel's recent shows, and the whole thing was schtick.  I could explain every trick.  Just really simple-minded stuff.

Blaine's so far beyond Angel it's not funny.  His hands are just stunningly fast.  He has his own share of gimmicks, but his street magic stuff awes me.

BTW... that Japanese thing... I don't have a clue either.  On that last one I'm tempted to claim the whole room was in on it, and with all the camera cuts they just replaced the glass.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: BillCable on November 29, 2005, 01:19 AM
Dammit, where are the pictures?

They did a bit on this on Fox News last night.  She wasn't worth the trip.  Not bad looking by any stretch, but no Halle Berry either.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on November 29, 2005, 02:43 AM
Dammit, where are the pictures?

There is video there.

But the model they interviewed was a total butterface.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: hansolo_506 on November 29, 2005, 12:42 PM
Chris Angel did something similar where he walked through a pane of glass, leaving the glass intact.

Highly bizarre and much better than anying David Blaine does..

MIND FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris Angel is a hack. 
Blaine's so far beyond Angel it's not funny. 

SOOOOOOOO...your magician is better than mine???

I CALL YOU OUT, BILL CABLE... time for a psychic showdown...

naa-nnnn-naahn-nnnnnnnnnnnnn-nnnnnnnn-nanananna-nnnnnnn...

(hehe)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: hansolo_506 on November 29, 2005, 05:29 PM
BTW... leave it to the good people of SNOPES.COM to find out the story behind the christmas lights video.

Final determination : it's true.  The lights are exactly as in the video.

You can find the full story at :

http://www.snopes.com/photos/arts/xmaslights.asp
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Chris on November 29, 2005, 06:43 PM
RebelScum.com (http://www.rebelscum.com).
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Reid on November 29, 2005, 06:59 PM
RebelScum.com (http://www.rebelscum.com).

Nice one Chris. LMFAO.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on December 1, 2005, 04:07 AM
I think this guy plays too many video games. (http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=327)

Be warned: you will hear the F-bomb at least a 100 times.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Gregorbian on December 1, 2005, 05:00 PM
I think this guy plays too many video games. (http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=327)

Be warned: you will hear the F-bomb at least a 100 times.

That's about 90% of online gamers.   >:(
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 3, 2005, 02:33 AM
Lightsaber Trainer. (http://www.lostvectors.com/jeditrainer/index.html)

Light it up and ****** up some remotes!

Yeah!

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 3, 2005, 02:39 AM
I think this guy plays too many video games. (http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=327)

Be warned: you will hear the F-bomb at least a 100 times.

Damn. I knew there was a reason I never got X-Box Live.

Though it'd be fun just to sign up and make kids like that flip out and jump off the roof.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 4, 2005, 12:32 AM
Super Mario/Nintendo music, redefined.

First, a marimba piece from Google Video. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3117004324521250241)

Second, some Japanese dude shreds on SMB1 music and sound effects. (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/marioguitar.html)

And lastly, the a cappella link I got in my inbox that started this whole thing. (http://gprime.net/video.php/nintendothemesacappella)
^ Excellent coordinated full-frontal nerdity.

P.S. If you haven't checked out the Minibosses yet, you're missing some good stuff.
Minibosses.com (http://minibosses.com/)

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on December 4, 2005, 12:46 PM
You'll Shoot Your Eye Out  (http://www.starz.com/features/christmasstory/)   ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 4, 2005, 03:09 PM
Lovely.

I watched that flick on Friday night. I don't know why, it'll be on TNT a billion times in the next 20 or so days.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on December 4, 2005, 10:49 PM
 Hey, buddy, did you just see a real bright light? (http://www.funnyhub.com/videos/page.cgi/kung-fool)   ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on December 5, 2005, 01:20 PM
I think this guy plays too many video games. (http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=327)

Be warned: you will hear the F-bomb at least a 100 times.

That doesn't happen as much while playing on PC, mainly because not everyone uses headsets.  We do have our share of ******** though....they're always fun to target!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on December 6, 2005, 12:39 PM
The discovery of two large pieces of the Titanic's hull on the ocean floor indicates that the fabled luxury liner sank faster than previously thought, researchers said Monday. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051206/ap_on_sc/titanic_find)

Quote
Explorer Robert Ballard found the bulk of the wreck in 1985, at a depth of 13,000 feet and about 380 miles southeast of Newfoundland. Ballard was not impressed with the expedition's find.

"They found a fragment, big deal," he said. "Am I surprised? No. When you go down there, there's stuff all over the place. It hit an iceberg and it sank. Get over it."

(http://cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/froehlich/a050.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on December 13, 2005, 02:08 PM
Get Santa Drunk (http://www.banditos.info/speles/sobersanta2.swf)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on December 15, 2005, 03:52 PM
http://icmg.ytmnd.com/
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jim on December 15, 2005, 07:57 PM
This site has probably been linked before, but it has been updated with some new videos.  For you monkey fans out there, check out Trunk Monkey ;D Click on any of the videos.

http://www.trunkmonkey.com/content/category/4/68/51/
Title: Kill Yourself!!!
Post by: Jayson on December 16, 2005, 06:26 PM
With caffeine (http://www.energyfiend.com/death-by-caffeine/)
Title: Re: Kill Yourself!!!
Post by: Victor_Von_Doom on December 16, 2005, 07:46 PM
I've always wondered how much Snapple Sweet Tea would kill me...
Title: Re: Kill Yourself!!!
Post by: Ryan on December 16, 2005, 09:02 PM
http://www.jedidefender.com/yabbse/index.php?topic=9721.msg177627#msg177627

 ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 17, 2005, 04:17 AM
Intarweb bartering at its finest. (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showpost.php?p=788117&postcount=51)

Butterface.  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: hansolo_506 on December 17, 2005, 12:30 PM
You would have thought he would have included a few more shots of her to "seal the deal". ::)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on December 17, 2005, 07:45 PM
In a related story. (http://www.gamespot.com/news/6141240.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Skyhoucker on December 17, 2005, 09:06 PM
Intarweb bartering at its finest. (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showpost.php?p=788117&postcount=51)

Butterface.  ;D

Basically, they'd have to give me the XBOX 360 just to **** her.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on December 19, 2005, 07:06 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,175683,00.html

Quote
Mom, I Don't Think This Is 'Chicken Little'

A large group of kids trying to see Disney's G-rated "Chicken Little" at Time Square's AMC Empire 25 theater with their parents were mistakenly shown a foreign film opening with a boy killing himself, according the New York Daily News.

"It's pandemonium," 30-year-old parent Joshua Gallo told the Daily News as he rushed away with his 5-year-old son and 1-year-old daughter.

"The kids are crying," he told the paper. "The mothers are screaming for the managers to stop the film."

The bedlam ensued after the 8:45 p.m. screening was kicked off by a young boy hang himself from a tree as the horrified children looked on.

Stunned theater employees turned off the Spanish drama "Andrea" after five minutes and finally got "Chicken Little" playing.

Don't worry about the kids, though. The theater made everything OK by offering all of the moviegoers free-movie coupons.

Am I a horrible person for thinking that's funny? :-\
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Reid on December 19, 2005, 08:03 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,175683,00.html

Quote
Mom, I Don't Think This Is 'Chicken Little'

A large group of kids trying to see Disney's G-rated "Chicken Little" at Time Square's AMC Empire 25 theater with their parents were mistakenly shown a foreign film opening with a boy killing himself, according the New York Daily News.

"It's pandemonium," 30-year-old parent Joshua Gallo told the Daily News as he rushed away with his 5-year-old son and 1-year-old daughter.

"The kids are crying," he told the paper. "The mothers are screaming for the managers to stop the film."

The bedlam ensued after the 8:45 p.m. screening was kicked off by a young boy hang himself from a tree as the horrified children looked on.

Stunned theater employees turned off the Spanish drama "Andrea" after five minutes and finally got "Chicken Little" playing.

Don't worry about the kids, though. The theater made everything OK by offering all of the moviegoers free-movie coupons.

Am I a horrible person for thinking that's funny? :-\

If your a horrible person for thinking thats funny, then i'm just plain evil.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 20, 2005, 12:19 AM
Count me in on the evilness.  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Joe on December 20, 2005, 07:21 PM
Yea if tou think you are a "bad person" for thinking thats funny well I 'm the devil.How the heck did they get that mistaken?And as a sorry they gave them a free pass?????Sooo sad.(yet funny)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on December 20, 2005, 07:45 PM
Count me in on the evilness. ;D

Hehe. (http://cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/teufel/a030.gif)

How the heck did they get that mistaken?

I would suspect that the other movie had shown immediately before this, and someone forgot to switch the film reels over to Chicken Little.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jayson on December 22, 2005, 07:11 PM
Yuck.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7092597087689846900
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: hansolo_506 on December 23, 2005, 10:43 AM
OHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!

WARN SOMEBODY!! FOR GOD'S SAKE, WARN SOMEBODY BEFORE THEY CLICK THAT LINK!!!!!!

OHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 28, 2005, 03:55 AM
Merry Christmas, you little chicken****. (http://www.southflorida.com/events/sfl-scaredsanta,0,2245506.photogallery?coll=sfe-events-headlines&index=1)

A photo gallery of kids that are scared of Santa Claus.

Enjoy.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on December 28, 2005, 10:58 AM
Merry Christmas, you little chicken****. (http://www.southflorida.com/events/sfl-scaredsanta,0,2245506.photogallery?coll=sfe-events-headlines&index=1)

A photo gallery of kids that are scared of Santa Claus.

Enjoy.

This girl looks like she's going to clock Santa with her candy cane.  ;D

(http://a1022.g.akamai.net/f/1022/8153/5m/images.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2005-12/20854262.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on December 28, 2005, 12:40 PM
Merry Christmas, you little chicken****. (http://www.southflorida.com/events/sfl-scaredsanta,0,2245506.photogallery?coll=sfe-events-headlines&index=1)

A photo gallery of kids that are scared of Santa Claus.

I think they forgot one.  May I present my son Justin -- age 15 months -- Christmas 2002:

(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b140/tamidala/Christmas05041.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on December 28, 2005, 12:41 PM
Damn!  I tried everything to make that picture smaller -- but nothing seemed to work -- sorry :-[
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 28, 2005, 03:44 PM
Kevin Federline's Official Site. (http://www.kevinfederline.com/)

Words cannot describe my urge to commit horrendous acts of violence right now.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Joe on December 28, 2005, 05:11 PM
Yuck.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7092597087689846900

Don't make me stalk you.IF  you do that again.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: hansolo_506 on December 28, 2005, 05:28 PM
Kevin Federline's Official Site. (http://www.kevinfederline.com/)

Words cannot describe my urge to commit horrendous acts of violence right now.

Don't know which is worse..the KF site or the fact he is on MySpace.. known home for many losers or those that need a life (even though we already know he needs one).
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Joe on December 28, 2005, 05:43 PM
I can't get in the site I keep reinstalling flashplayer....or is that what he wants us to do?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 28, 2005, 05:50 PM
You just can't make this **** up. (http://www.wcfcourier.com/articles/2005/12/28/news/breaking_news/doc43b26606ca584846760948.txt)

Ah, rural Iowa.  ::)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Joe on December 28, 2005, 06:09 PM
wow......where do ya' get this stuff?(Other than the site I mean how'd ya find all those sites?)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 28, 2005, 07:37 PM
Trade secret.  ;)

But if you spend enough time on the intarweb, eventually you just find things that make you go "wow, I need to share this in a poorly-named thread."
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 30, 2005, 06:05 PM
redneck fun at its finest. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5854686068870249151&q=Oklahoma+Full+Auto+Shoot)

I have no idea why these people think they need to own fully automatic weapons, but it still looks like fun to blow **** up like that.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on December 30, 2005, 06:37 PM
redneck fun at its finest. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5854686068870249151&q=Oklahoma+Full+Auto+Shoot)

I have no idea why these people think they need to own fully automatic weapons, but it still looks like fun to blow **** up like that.

I can't believe he'd allow a small child to fire a weapon.  He should be castrated.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Joe on December 30, 2005, 07:50 PM
I wish I had a 50 cal... ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 30, 2005, 08:17 PM
redneck fun at its finest. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5854686068870249151&q=Oklahoma+Full+Auto+Shoot)

I have no idea why these people think they need to own fully automatic weapons, but it still looks like fun to blow **** up like that.

I can't believe he'd allow a small child to fire a weapon.  He should be castrated.

The guy looks like he's eaten a few more cheeseburgers than his share, so he'll probably die before more kids. And the daughter will likely end up with either her brother or first cousin in holy matrimony, so that buck will stop there.  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on December 30, 2005, 11:02 PM
that hilariouse I.I thats probably true tho   :D that girl maybe looked 7-8 years old my god what an @ss hole of a father. this is wat caused that big hilbily feud way back when lol next gen family feuds lol
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 31, 2005, 04:29 AM
For wetter or for worse. (http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2005/12/30/1135732715098.html)

Man, I want to say the obvious joke, but this is a family site.

Anyway, this is Reason # 834,271,695,113 Proving That Humanity Is Doomed.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Reid on December 31, 2005, 12:38 PM
For wetter or for worse. (http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2005/12/30/1135732715098.html)

Man, I want to say the obvious joke, but this is a family site.

Anyway, this is Reason # 834,271,695,113 Proving That Humanity Is Doomed.

Well now we can look forward to human-dolphin hybrids.  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on January 2, 2006, 03:30 AM
Man, that is weird! But I think I know why (http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/whale.jpg) she did it.... ;) :o
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on January 2, 2006, 03:55 PM
OHH GOD DUDE thats horrible yet hilarious ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on January 2, 2006, 04:26 PM
George Lucas Announces Latest Star Wars Legality (http://www.bbspot.com/News/2005/09/star_wars_lucas.html)
   


ummm is this true or just a fake idea circulated by stupid people
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Reid on January 2, 2006, 04:35 PM
Yes, it's true.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on January 2, 2006, 04:50 PM
Yes, it's true.

Agreed.

Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on January 2, 2006, 05:09 PM
The Sloganizer! (http://www.sloganizer.net/en/)

A list of me kissing my own ass:

Everyone loves inadvertent imitation.

It's not a dream, inadvertent imitation is real!

Life's beautiful with inadvertent imitation.

There is no life without inadvertent imitation.

inadvertent imitation is what the world was waiting for.

I can't argue with that last one.  :)


Smartypants better than sex lol

man that site is the best i could sit there all day

the art of smartypants

food or smartyoants ill take a smartypnats :D 8) i never new i was so loved lol
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Reid on January 2, 2006, 05:14 PM
Here's what I got in the Sloganizer:

«Buy HunterofthePegs now!»

I thought slavery was abolished? I also got:

«HunterofthePegs makes me hot.»

 :-X
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on January 2, 2006, 05:39 PM
I got:

"Nobody doesn't like Tamidala"

"No Tamidala, no kiss" :-*

"Don't get in the way of Tamidala"

"Tamidala is rolling, everyone else is just stoned" ;) and

"The Gods made Tamidala"
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on January 2, 2006, 06:06 PM
Here's what I got:

«DSJ, the smart choice.»

«DSJ for you!»

«The secret of DSJ.»

«DSJtastic!»

«Kick ass with DSJ!»

«The Spirit of DSJ.»

«Naughty little DSJ.»   ;D

«Where the hell is DSJ?»
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 3, 2006, 03:27 AM
I always knew Elmo was ******* EVIL. (http://www.local6.com/news/5784303/detail.html)

Though this story comes from Central Florida's Local 6 and that probably means it's bull****, it's high-larious all the same.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on January 3, 2006, 05:15 AM
Back to the Dolphin marriage...

This just has me howling out loud right now in laughter:

Quote
"I made a dream come true. And I am not a pervert."


Oh I wish all stories could end that way...  Sadly there's always one part of that equation missing, isn't there? :)

If you HAVE to end your dream come true statement with "And I'm not a pervert", then you probably are.

BTW on the automatic weapons thing I actually know some guys in groups like that.  I've gotten to shoot some pretty sweet antique firearms like a Thompson used in WW2, and a German MG440.  I loved firing them at a range...  We didn't shoot a Thunderbird (I was pissed, I could've used some parts off that car before they blew it up) but it was still a blast to shoot at targets.  The Thompson was just great though.  I'd known about its kick and to aim low when firing and it basically can spray upward, and it does just that.  Cost the guy that owned it a fortune though, and he only brought it out like once a year at most.  Rest of the time it was on display in a case custom made for it.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Darth Slothus on January 3, 2006, 08:05 PM

"No Tamidala, no kiss" :-*

"Tamidala is rolling, everyone else is just stoned" ;) and

"The Gods made Tamidala"


Awesome I love playing this site..Tamidala-yours is funny!
I pressed mine ALOT, I get:

"you better get your Darth Slothus out"
"Darth Slothus-you see this name, you think dirty" My pers. fav!
"Darth Slothus- once you have it ,you love it"
"Jesus loves Darth Slothus" ::)
"Saved by Darth Slothus"
" Darth Slothus, you've got it"
"Ooh Lah Lah Darth Slothus"
"Darth Slothus- the revolution"
"Darth Slothus- love it or leave it" likely the later ;D

LOL Made my day phew!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on January 3, 2006, 08:15 PM
"I want JesseVader08 and I want it now."

Is there really anymore to say?   :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Darth Slothus on January 4, 2006, 03:48 AM
Yes, it's on Canadian card so it's tainted ::)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on January 4, 2006, 03:56 PM
«Be young, have fun, taste Valin Kenobi.» :o

«Praise Valin Kenobi.»

«Valin Kenobi groove.»

«Valin Kenobi - what more could you want?»

«There's only one thing in the world I want and that is Valin Kenobi.»

«Where's your Valin Kenobi?»

«Keep going well, keep going Valin Kenobi.»

«Let's Valin Kenobi!» Heheh, I've been verbed! ;D

«Valin Kenobi - living innovation» Finally someone gets it! 8)

«Valin Kenobi is a female force.»

«Valin Kenobi, to hell with the rest.» :P

«I'd sleep with Valin Kenobi.»

«There's only one true Valin Kenobi!»

«Where the hell is Valin Kenobi?»

«Follow your Valin Kenobi.»

«Valin Kenobirific.»

«Heal the world with Valin Kenobi.»




OHH GOD DUDE thats horrible yet hilarious ;)

I try. ;)

I always knew Elmo was ******* EVIL. (http://www.local6.com/news/5784303/detail.html)

Though this story comes from Central Florida's Local 6 and that probably means it's bull****, it's high-larious all the same.

Reminds me of the talking Cookie Monster toy back in '99 or so, that supposedly said "I want to ****." :P



(http://www.sloganizer.net/en/image,Valin-spc-Kenobi,blue,yellow.png) (http://www.sloganizer.net/en/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on January 4, 2006, 09:56 PM
Yes, it's true.

Agreed.

Kevin

Wait how can that be true, you can't encrypt vhs tapes. And also the article is poorly written giving it the identity of a fake article.  You guys were trying to pull my leg huh?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Reid on January 4, 2006, 10:07 PM
Yes, it's true.

Agreed.

Kevin

Wait how can that be true, you can't encrypt vhs tapes. And also the article is poorly written giving it the identity of a fake article.  You guys were trying to pull my leg huh?

Nope, it's all true.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: BillCable on January 4, 2006, 10:25 PM
My Sloganizer slogan:

"Bill Cable strikes back"
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on January 4, 2006, 10:25 PM
Yes, it's true.

Agreed.

Kevin

Wait how can that be true, you can't encrypt vhs tapes. And also the article is poorly written giving it the identity of a fake article.  You guys were trying to pull my leg huh?

Who, us? ???  Never! ::)  Shame on you for even suggesting it >:(
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on January 5, 2006, 12:17 AM
http://www.misternicehands.com/
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on January 5, 2006, 02:13 AM
Some more fun sloganizer items:

«Matt Fury rules.»

«The Matt Fury look.»

«Up, up and away with Matt Fury.»

«World's finest Matt Fury.»

«See the world with Matt Fury.»

«Matt Fury, your way!»

And my personal favorite:

«Be young, have fun, taste Matt Fury.»

 :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Darth Slothus on January 5, 2006, 02:52 AM
C'mon Matt...you may have well have said "Aim High"
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 5, 2006, 03:29 AM
100 Most Annoying Things About 2005. (http://www.retrocrush.com/archive2006/annoying2005/index.html)

My, it was a ****** year, was it not? And I expected to be living on the moon and driving a flying car by now.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 5, 2006, 03:31 AM
Christmas Tree disposal at its finest. (http://www.funmansion.com/html/fm-Christmas-Tree-Disposal.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on January 5, 2006, 09:03 PM
100 Most Annoying Things About 2005. (http://www.retrocrush.com/archive2006/annoying2005/index.html)

My, it was a ****** year, was it not? And I expected to be living on the moon and driving a flying car by now.

Some of my "faves":

74 NICK AND JESSICA
1,000 years from now, archaeologists will look at our news publications and figure that this celebrity duo must have been king and queen of the world.  Why anyone is interested in these empty headed no-talent morons is a mystery to all mankind.  I’m against The Patriot Act, but I’d be willing to sacrifice our civil liberties a bit to permit the government to put anyone who ever bought a Jessica Simpson record on a special island and do some bomb testing.  Not only would you collectively increase the nation’s IQ, but you’d stick it to Wal-Mart by getting rid of 80% of their customer base.

71 TERRY SHIAVO HYPE
The round the clock coverage of both sides of the argument of whether or not to pull Shiavo’s feeding tube was shameful.  A South Park episode in which Kenny was on life support summed it up perfectly…you can’t die with dignity with 8,000 cameras pointed at you. 

63 SUPERMODELS
I’ll never understand the obsession with these skinny freakish zombies. In comic books, you need special powers to be called super.  Apparently the power to live on a diet of cocaine and saliva is enough for these gals to achieve that status.

16 FORMER FEMA HEAD MIKE BROWN
While the Hurricane Tragedy was on TV nonstop for 4 days, Brown actually tried to pass off the BS line that he only learned about the extent of the damage after that point. There hasn’t been a guy more unqualified for the job since Don Adams worked as a spy on “Get Smart”. 

5 TERRELL OWENS
If this guy would put just 10% of the energy he spends being a prima donna into just shutting up and playing the game, he’d be one of the greatest football players of all time.  As it stands, he’s about ready for a career of celebrity poker with Dennis Rodman.

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Xander on January 6, 2006, 10:17 AM
This is seriously cool. http://chir.ag/stuff/sand/

You can use the menu at the bottom to draw plants and wall, erase things, etc.

Kinda like an ant farm with explosions, but no ants.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Gregorbian on January 6, 2006, 10:35 PM
This is seriously cool. http://chir.ag/stuff/sand/

Game...too...addictive...can't...stop...
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on January 6, 2006, 11:03 PM
Woah.  Addictive is right.   :o
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on January 7, 2006, 02:48 AM
That game rules!

WTF is that pink stuff? Napalm?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on January 7, 2006, 02:56 AM
Some more fun sloganizer items:

«Matt Fury rules.»

«The Matt Fury look.»

«Up, up and away with Matt Fury.»

«World's finest Matt Fury.»

«See the world with Matt Fury.»

«Matt Fury, your way!»

And my personal favorite:

«Be young, have fun, taste Matt Fury.»

 :D

«Matt_Fury smells bad... like not good.»
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Diddly on January 7, 2006, 01:44 PM
Best. Game. Ever. :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on January 8, 2006, 03:26 PM
Not a fan of the ACLU -- but thought this was fun anyway......

http://www.aclu.org/pizza/images/screen.swf  (http://www.aclu.org/pizza/images/screen.swf)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 13, 2006, 01:54 AM
Ten reasons why you should never accept a diamond ring. (http://www.fguide.org/Bulletin/conflictdiamonds.htm)

Not quite stupid, just no point in starting a thread for this.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on January 13, 2006, 04:11 AM
That was a very interesting read...

Personally I've never bought a large diamond, having never had the $ nor had the inclination to want to get married.  I get small chips and things in some jewelery I buy for people but never anything significant.  I wonder then if there's a difference or what.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on January 14, 2006, 04:46 PM
lol idiot blowin everything outa proportion lies i tell you lies :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 15, 2006, 02:18 AM
Um, yeah. It's hard to take that seriously with the contractions and lack of puncuation.

Anywho, back to stupidity. I'll gamble this has been in this thread somewhere, but I've never seen it before.

Skeletor and Friends. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=380168954786593183&q=skeletor)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on January 15, 2006, 05:31 PM
Odd....I always thought He-Man was a little more ripped than that guy!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on January 15, 2006, 07:18 PM
WTF is that ??? lol
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on January 15, 2006, 07:30 PM
Some of these are pretty funny...but I'm sure they've been around here somewhere before. (http://chucknorrisfacts.com/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 18, 2006, 02:25 AM
I must get that Chuck Norris list in my inbox about five times a day. Some of it's funny, though, especially this one:
Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. By "knit" I mean "kick", and by "sweaters" I mean "babies".


Anywho, Live action Punch-Out!! (http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=1304)

Hm. Odd.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on January 18, 2006, 02:46 AM
I saw a funny thing the other day about this televangelist who they take his show, and add farting sounds to it.  Anyone seen this?  It looked almost scripted it was so perfect, I laughed hysterically just thinking about it later in the day then.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Xander on January 18, 2006, 08:30 AM
Yeah Jesse, that's Robert Tilton.  I may still have a videotape of that; it is so damn funny. You can't help but crack up.  There's some info on it in his wikipedia article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Tilton).  I'm stopping short of finding it right now, because I'll crack up again.

Oh nice, after reading that, I found he's the author of several books, such as How to Pay Your Bills Supernaturally.  :-\
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on January 18, 2006, 09:07 PM
I saw a funny thing the other day about this televangelist who they take his show, and add farting sounds to it.  Anyone seen this?  It looked almost scripted it was so perfect, I laughed hysterically just thinking about it later in the day then.

The farting preacher is a classic. There are several versions. All of them are hysterical. It's funny because I've actually seen that guy on when iwas flipping channels before.

I can never get enough Family Guy, I love these clips:

http://www.moronland.com/moronia/moron/582/

http://www.moronland.com/moronia/moron/632/

http://www.moronland.com/moronia/moron/668/

And of course the Farting Preacher:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/fartingpreacher.html

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/fartingpreacher3.html

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/fartingpreacher4.html

 :P

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on January 18, 2006, 11:58 PM
I must get that Chuck Norris list in my inbox about five times a day. Some of it's funny, though, especially this one:
Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. By "knit" I mean "kick", and by "sweaters" I mean "babies".


Anywho, Live action Punch-Out!! (http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=1304)

Hm. Odd.
That is actually pretty creative!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on January 19, 2006, 12:58 AM
Thank you so much for those links Ryan, I am simply rolling on the floor right now.  That is so funny and just seems almost scripted to be that way.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 19, 2006, 01:40 AM
(http://www3.telus.net/public/jbyron/polarbear.gif)

Japanese entertainment is ******* weird.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Skyhoucker on January 19, 2006, 08:47 AM
(http://www3.telus.net/public/jbyron/polarbear.gif)

Japanese entertainment is ******* weird.

that's got to be one of the coolest things I've ever seen... sucks to be the real bear though... that **** had to hurt!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on January 19, 2006, 11:11 AM
I wish the bear would have busted the glass and eaten that stupid moron for lunch.  I don't find taunting animals that cool.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on January 19, 2006, 11:56 PM
http://darthdolenz.ytmnd.com/
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Chris on January 19, 2006, 11:57 PM
http://darthdolenz.ytmnd.com/

I hate you.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on January 19, 2006, 11:57 PM
http://darthdolenz.ytmnd.com/

I hate you.
But I love you :'(
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt on January 20, 2006, 11:00 PM
I don't know if this has been added to the thread yet, or not, but. . .

(http://www.leehotti.com/images/originals/1/326277174_l.jpg) (http://www.leehotti.com/index.htm)


Click the pic for more. . .  if you dare.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 21, 2006, 02:59 AM
I got friends with low wages. (http://www.walmartworkersrights.org/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on January 21, 2006, 01:44 PM
My 5 year old loves to make drawings for Kris and I, so when I saw this it cracked me up:

"More Crappy Children's Art Work

The premise:  I can draw better, spell better, and run faster than your kids. (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule2) So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I'll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece:

(http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/crapart2_4.jpg)

Ding Ding! Here comes the ****-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of ****. F"
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on January 21, 2006, 05:59 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to lose hours of your life on this site:

We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework, to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles - anything that gives a glimpse into someone else's life. Anything goes... (http://www.foundmagazine.com/index.php?fuseaction=finds.home)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 22, 2006, 01:18 AM
Zombie killin' (http://artscool.cfa.cmu.edu/%7Elee/deanimator.html)

I only got to stage 7 before blowing it.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Dimetrodon on January 22, 2006, 10:30 AM
I don't know if anyone posted this already, but it's a lot of fun.

Ultimate Showdown, of Ultimate Destiny (http://uploads.ungrounded.net/285000/285267_ultimateshowdown.swf)

It's a short flash movie where a lot of iconic movie, and cartoon characters duke it out.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on January 22, 2006, 01:48 PM
Zombie killin' (http://artscool.cfa.cmu.edu/%7Elee/deanimator.html)

I only got to stage 7 before blowing it.

Lvl 10  :D Thats a really addicting game you found I-I, great find.

and dimetrodon, that was hilariouse, "Mr.Rogers in a blood stained sweater." :D and 3-po and R2 killed by a jawa :D.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 24, 2006, 01:27 AM
International Geek Song. (http://www.wantonline.com/blog/index.cfm/2006/1/10/International-Geek-Song)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on January 24, 2006, 01:53 AM
I don't know if this has been added to the thread yet, or not, but. . .

(http://www.leehotti.com/images/originals/1/326277174_l.jpg) (http://www.leehotti.com/index.htm)


Click the pic for more. . .  if you dare.

So I went into that site...  Is that John Gotti's kid?  I was missing the facts behind that, however I did find this picture among the "originals" file and let me just say that this has the most photoshop potential for hilarity out of any on that list, I'm sorry.

(http://www.leehotti.com/images/originals/2/51166340_l.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on January 24, 2006, 09:16 PM
Dr. Jones and Me! (http://www.whitestkids.com./video2/lalala.mov)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on January 24, 2006, 09:20 PM
Dr. Jones and Me! (http://www.whitestkids.com./video2/lalala.mov)

Crikey, that was painful.  I only made it half way and had to shut it off.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on January 24, 2006, 09:23 PM
Dr. Jones and Me! (http://www.whitestkids.com./video2/lalala.mov)

Crikey, that was painful.  I only made it half way and had to shut it off.

I didn't make it halfway!  :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on January 24, 2006, 10:39 PM
International Geek Song. (http://www.wantonline.com/blog/index.cfm/2006/1/10/International-Geek-Song)

That is simply one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.   8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on January 25, 2006, 01:54 PM
Man Tries To Scare Hiccups Out Of Nephew, Kills Him
Uncle Commits Suicide After Realizing What He Did

POSTED: 7:48 am EST January 25, 2006

BOGOTA, Colombia -- A Colombian man who tried to startle his nephew from a bout of the hiccups by pointing a gun at him accidentally pulled the trigger and killed him.

Police in the northern city of Barranquilla said the distraught uncle then ran out of the house and down the street a few yards before stopping and shooting himself. He died from a gunshot wound in the head.

According to police, the incident occurred Sunday night after the two men had been drinking.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on January 27, 2006, 10:40 PM
In case you were wondering. (http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/01/27/sex.ontape.ap/index.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: stormie on February 2, 2006, 01:35 PM
http://www.veggieboards.com/boards/showthread.php?t=48647 (http://www.veggieboards.com/boards/showthread.php?t=48647)

I visit these boards because, well, for obvious reasons, but this thread was just too much to pass up. When is too far, too far?  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on February 2, 2006, 01:42 PM
Notice the Ads by Google at the top of the thread?  The first one is for Grub Killer.


lmao
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on February 2, 2006, 05:31 PM
http://www.moronland.com/moronia/moron/620/

http://www.moronland.com/moronia/videos/9

http://www.moronland.com/moronia/moron/580/

http://www.moronland.com/moronia/moron/475/

http://www.moronland.com/moronia/moron/464/

http://www.moronland.com/moronia/moron/364/

http://www.moronland.com/moronia/moron/343/

I wish the bear would have busted the glass and eaten that stupid moron for lunch.

Then you'll like this one:

http://www.moronland.com/moronia/moron/272/
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Victor_Von_Doom on February 2, 2006, 05:48 PM
http://www.veggieboards.com/boards/showthread.php?t=48647 (http://www.veggieboards.com/boards/showthread.php?t=48647)

I visit these boards because, well, for obvious reasons, but this thread was just too much to pass up. When is too far, too far?  ;D

Saying of the day: "I am completely grub retarded"
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Victor_Von_Doom on February 3, 2006, 12:42 PM
Top Ten Internet Fads (http://www.cnet.com/4520-11136_1-6268155-1.html?tag=cnetfd.ld)

Wow...some of those take me back  8)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on February 4, 2006, 01:01 AM
Hah! All your hampsterdance are belong to us. :P Awesome article, VVD.

Next up:
Herman the huge ****** rabbit (http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_4670000/newsid_4676900/4676904.stm)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Rob on February 4, 2006, 02:17 AM
http://www.veggieboards.com/boards/showthread.php?t=48647 (http://www.veggieboards.com/boards/showthread.php?t=48647)

I visit these boards because, well, for obvious reasons, but this thread was just too much to pass up. When is too far, too far?  ;D

This is ******* priceless:

Quote
I found an acorn that was beginning to sprout in a yard so I picked it up to plant it later. I forgot it was in my pocket and the shell was breaking open or seemed to be so I started picking at it and it popped open and there was a little grub or something in there eating the acorn. The dilemma is I don't know what to do with him now. If I put it outside it will freeze but I don't know what to feed it or anything to keep it alive until spring. I don't want to be the reason it dies either if I put it outside and it freezes or I keep it and I am completelly grub retarded so I have no clue what to do with him now. Anyone have a suggestion?

So the guy finds worms eating an acorn from the inside out, and doesn't have any idea what to feed them.

Sheesh.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on February 4, 2006, 03:46 AM
http://www.veggieboards.com/boards/showthread.php?t=48647 (http://www.veggieboards.com/boards/showthread.php?t=48647)

I visit these boards because, well, for obvious reasons, but this thread was just too much to pass up. When is too far, too far?  ;D

I just got banned from that site because I had a piece of raw steak for my avatar and posted in some Pro-Peta thread. I was quite civil too. All I did was post a link to this Penn and Teller video...

http://media.putfile.com/petaBS
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on February 4, 2006, 04:49 AM
Clever. ::)



 :-*
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 5, 2006, 11:33 PM
What type of alcoholic beverage are you? (http://quizilla.com/users/MissAnthropy/quizzes/What%20Type%20of%20Alcoholic%20Beverage%20Are%20You%3F/)

(http://images.quizilla.com/M/MissAnthropy/1044699557_esguinness.jpg)

Couldn't agree more.  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Reid on February 5, 2006, 11:39 PM
I am...

(http://images.quizilla.com/M/MissAnthropy/1044699476_zeswhiskey.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on February 5, 2006, 11:46 PM
(http://images.quizilla.com/M/MissAnthropy/1044699419_uizzesmead.jpg)  (http://www.telusplanet.net/public/djustus/Opening%20Figures/Party%20Time.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on February 6, 2006, 12:28 AM
(http://images.quizilla.com/M/MissAnthropy/1044699355_uizzeswine.jpg)

Don Johnson once said  "Life's too short not to enjoy a good bottle of wine..."

But all I see is

(http://img1.travelblog.org/Photos/1449/7783/t/30112-Black-Square-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on February 6, 2006, 12:36 AM
(http://images.quizilla.com/M/MissAnthropy/1044699528_uizzesharp.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on February 7, 2006, 01:15 PM
This is freaky (http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1188/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on February 8, 2006, 01:20 AM
This is freaky (http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1188/)

Wow. That is pretty cool.

I imagine the math involved in making those rooms must have been really fun. :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on February 8, 2006, 08:51 PM
My OCD's wet dream.

Or nightmare. ???
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Victor_Von_Doom on February 8, 2006, 11:08 PM
Have you guys seen the Boom Goes the Dynamite video? Its a video where this student sportscaster named Brian Collins tries doing a sportscast of a basketball game, but totally butchers the whole thing because he is so afraid. Well, here's the video (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/sportsnews.html)

He's been on Letterman and was on VH1's top 20 internet video clips. That Brian Collins guy goes to my school and is in my hall right now.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on February 8, 2006, 11:22 PM
That is classic

"There's a 3-Pointer"
"He passes it to the man and boom goes the dynamite its good"
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on February 10, 2006, 01:09 PM
Helicopter Game (http://www.hurtwood.demon.co.uk/Fun/copter.swf)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on February 10, 2006, 09:24 PM
Awesome Game!


Aren't you a pilot?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 11, 2006, 12:47 AM
Changes to Google. (http://www.logogle.com/ggl.php?hl=ja&lo=Ben+was+here.)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on February 12, 2006, 04:39 PM
Awesome Game!


Aren't you a pilot?

I have my PPL, but I launch rockets for the AF.   ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 13, 2006, 02:43 AM
Bad parenting. (http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_id=kKGxaol4qws&eurl=&iurl=ht)



But I still laughed at the kid's reaction, all but guaranteeing a spot for me in Hell.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on February 13, 2006, 02:49 AM
Bad parenting. (http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_id=kKGxaol4qws&eurl=&iurl=ht)



But I still laughed at the kid's reaction, all but guaranteeing a spot for me in Hell.

Need a roommate? ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Reid on February 13, 2006, 07:32 AM
I laughed my llamafucking ass off at that.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt on February 13, 2006, 10:23 AM
I have the same reaction to Darth Slothus posts.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Victor_Von_Doom on February 13, 2006, 01:41 PM
Bad parenting. (http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_id=kKGxaol4qws&eurl=&iurl=ht)



But I still laughed at the kid's reaction, all but guaranteeing a spot for me in Hell.

It was sort of funny how the kid beat the computer screen, but that dad is an ******* for uploading that to the net.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt on February 13, 2006, 01:51 PM
. . .but that dad is an ******* for uploading that to the net.

No, Dad's an ******* for doing it to begin with.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: ruiner on February 13, 2006, 02:06 PM
Agreed, but that kid looks a little old to be crying like that...maybe not, I can't remember how good I had it...

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nirvana on February 13, 2006, 06:47 PM
Ha! That's hilarious! I don't know, I kinda feel bad about laughing at that kid..
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on February 14, 2006, 02:27 AM

No, Dad's an ******* for doing it to begin with.

Agreed.

... Richard Simmons - everyone's favourite. (http://www.heavy.com/heavy.php?videoPath=../content/carnage/flash_video/whosline)   ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on February 14, 2006, 04:35 AM

No, Dad's an ******* for doing it to begin with.

Agreed.

... Richard Simmons - everyone's favourite. (http://www.heavy.com/heavy.php?videoPath=../content/carnage/flash_video/whosline)   ;D

Damn. My cheeks hurt I was laughing so hard. That was the funniest clip I have ever seen from that show. It's an sbsolute classic. ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 14, 2006, 12:57 PM
Mr. T and Mr. C (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAjg3GeJCeg&search=conan)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Reid on February 14, 2006, 07:21 PM
Tom Cruise Goes To The Dark Side (http://http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/just_plain_stupid/Tom_Kills_Oprah/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Darth Slothus on February 14, 2006, 07:37 PM
Ha! That's hilarious! I don't know, I kinda feel bad about laughing at that kid..

I don't feel bad about it, but, somehow...I didn't laugh as hard as some folks. Suppose if I knew more like if he was a coddled kid(well, he does look a little old to be crying about it) and 'Uncle Louie' set up the 'trap' because he knew the kid was coddled...then I'd LMFAOAI. ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on February 15, 2006, 12:31 AM
http://www.arcfault.org/video.htm

Not stupid nor ****, but it didn't merit it's own thread, so I figured, why not here?

Enjoy.

Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 18, 2006, 01:38 PM
Chainsaw Wakeup (http://www.break.com/articles/chainsawwake.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jokabofe on February 21, 2006, 12:16 AM
Greatest ebay auction evar (http://cgi.ebay.com/ADVERTISE-ON-ME-UNTIL-MY-NEXT-MENSTRUAL-CYCLE_W0QQitemZ5667516765QQcmdZViewItem)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on February 21, 2006, 02:01 AM
Mad Cow (http://www.pimpworks.org/misc/madcow.swf) - language is not safe for work.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on February 21, 2006, 11:44 AM
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1665131/

I found this pretty amusing. :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jayson on February 22, 2006, 12:43 PM
Look who played Bruce Foreskin...

http://imdb.com/title/tt0365010/
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on February 27, 2006, 06:19 PM
Ahhhh the joys of bubblewrap! (http://www.therightfoot.net/mystuff/whatever/swf/bubblewrap.swf)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Victor_Von_Doom on February 28, 2006, 05:45 PM
Best. Game. Ever

http://www.wimp.com/cosby/

Bonus points to whoever can tell me what happens when you click the ewok or bribe the cops.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on March 1, 2006, 11:20 AM
very clever.

Who the hell sat around and thought up all of that????
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: stormie on March 3, 2006, 05:19 PM
http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/shock.html

Choose big. I'm still chuckling. ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on March 3, 2006, 06:25 PM
Should we just go ahead and ask the Canadian Mounted Paramedics to head on over to Dale's house tonight, and bring the big paddles?

How is this not the single most popular site on the internet?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 4, 2006, 04:47 AM
A Sacri-licious Experiment. (http://triggur.org/communion/)


By themselves, communion wafers are pretty vile. That would explain why they have to "sell" them with a free sip of wine.

So the purpose of this experiment is to find out just what it takes to turn the communion experience from "ow!" to "wow!" We went to the supermarket and we selected a range of toppings and condiments to serve eucharists with.

I can hear some of you now. "Blasphemous!" "Scandalous!" But hold on there, bucko! What if we discover some new way to serve communion wafers that brings people stampeding back to the church as if it were some chic new restaurant on the lower east side? Uh huh, you didn't think of that, did you? We thought not.


Remember, it's not offensive when it's science.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 4, 2006, 04:49 AM
If I farted while sitting in this chair... (http://www.alexanderreh.com/Subpages/Reh_portfolio_1c.htm)

well, I could probably kill my currently-snoring downstairs neighbor.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 5, 2006, 02:04 PM
Natalie Portman's rap video. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ7bJQGlfJY&search=natalie%20rap)

It's from last night's SNL. It was also the best thing from said show.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on March 5, 2006, 08:28 PM
I'll never at look at Natalie the same way again.  Bad girls are good.  8)  ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on March 5, 2006, 08:31 PM
Indeed.  :-*

(http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/1453/th07004192eac57e3e7b899b1d856b.th.jpg) (http://img480.imageshack.us/my.php?image=th07004192eac57e3e7b899b1d856b.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: CorranHorn on March 6, 2006, 12:36 AM
I just saw this ****, ******* hilarious. A great job in giving her a totally dynamic persona change.

Linky to Rapidshare High Res AVI Movie File (http://rapidshare.de/files/14727234/natalie_portman_rap_by_kitt_5000.avi)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on March 6, 2006, 04:22 PM
http://pulpfictionedited.ytmnd.com/

Title says it all.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt on March 6, 2006, 09:56 PM
http://pulpfictionedited.ytmnd.com/

Title says it all.

And the polar-opposite of that:

Scarface in 90 seconds. (http://ebaumsworld.com/videos/scarfacefword.html)

(May not be safe for work, unless you work in a shipyard.)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 8, 2006, 03:18 AM
I'm the Juggernaut, bitch! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QXUXQ8miHs&eurl=)

Likely NSFW due to someone uttering "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch" or "****" every ten seconds.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 11, 2006, 10:11 PM
What to do in a terrorist attack. (http://www.houstonjusticenotwar.org/humour/terrorist_attack/index.asp)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jeff on March 13, 2006, 08:19 PM
I know I'd watch...

http://www.hoth2014.com/

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 14, 2006, 03:19 AM
Who need a grant from the Ministry when you have the Silly Walks Generator? (http://www.sillywalksgenerator.com/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 15, 2006, 02:31 AM
Miss Deaf Texas killed by train. (http://msnbc.msn.com/id/11822960/)

Recipe for disaster ends in...disaster.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on March 20, 2006, 02:19 AM
http://www.doodie.com/anger_management.php
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on March 20, 2006, 02:27 AM
Choke the Chicken - Stress Relief Choker (http://www.edirectory.co.uk/pf/pages/moreinfoa.asp?pe=DBDDAFIQ_+choke+chicken+stress+relief+choker&cid=880)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 21, 2006, 03:23 AM
Don't shoot the puppy. (http://www.rrrrthats5rs.com/games/dont-shoot-the-puppy/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Victor_Von_Doom on March 22, 2006, 01:03 AM
Don't shoot the puppy. (http://www.rrrrthats5rs.com/games/dont-shoot-the-puppy/)

Made it to level 10...after that I thought it was a glitch and I lost  :P

Trailer Trash Dolls (http://www.trailertrashdoll.com/)

Archie McPhee, the best catalogue ever (http://www.mcphee.com/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on March 22, 2006, 11:06 AM
Dont shoot the puppy, I beat it lvl, 15 time spent not shooting the puppy 10 mins and 17 secs.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on March 22, 2006, 11:11 AM
Dont shoot the puppy, I beat it lvl, 15 time spent not shooting the puppy 10 mins and 17 secs.

You just wasted 10 minutes and 17 seconds of your life.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on March 23, 2006, 12:54 PM
I know isn't it awesome
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 26, 2006, 10:05 PM
Guess those 'Titanic' royalties dried up. (http://www.morphyauctions.com/starwarstoys06.html)

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on March 27, 2006, 07:26 PM
Google in 20 years (http://necromanc.blogspot.com/2006/03/google-in-20-years.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on March 28, 2006, 03:03 PM
PETA: Ask the Boy Scouts to De-merit Fishing (http://www.peta.org/feat/merit/index.html)

Quote
Fishing is no longer considered a benign activity. It is hunting in the water, and the idea of a scout armed with a gun or rod, setting out to actively attack animals who were minding their own business, is not in keeping with the image of scouting, now or in the past.

Quote
But every child who picks up a gun or a rod and uses it to harm another living being must deaden a piece of his or her heart.

Dumbasses.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 28, 2006, 11:18 PM
PETA is full of misanthropes.

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on March 29, 2006, 03:57 AM
Thriller LEGO style... (http://www.koreus.com/files/200408/lego_thriller.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Clone Commander on March 29, 2006, 01:42 PM
DAMN YOU PETA!  >:(

But then I saw the Thriller and I felt better.  :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on March 29, 2006, 02:14 PM
Boy, 3, crawls up into pizzeria claw toy machine, doesn’t want to leave (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12057691/?GT1=7850)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nirvana on March 29, 2006, 04:01 PM
PETA: Ask the Boy Scouts to De-merit Fishing (http://www.peta.org/feat/merit/index.html)

Quote
Fishing is no longer considered a benign activity. It is hunting in the water, and the idea of a scout armed with a gun or rod, setting out to actively attack animals who were minding their own business, is not in keeping with the image of scouting, now or in the past.

Quote
But every child who picks up a gun or a rod and uses it to harm another living being must deaden a piece of his or her heart.

Dumbasses.

Agreed. That's a load of s***, and I'm a Boy Scout. I have both the Fishing and Wildlife badges. Fishing is such a wonderful pastime, especially at the week camp, and we almost always practice catch-and-release- besides, they're only 4 inch bluegill.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Darth Slothus on March 29, 2006, 09:07 PM
and.. my son is a scout, to me it sounds like a disgruntled boy who couldn't catch anything is trying to change the world to his misery.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on March 31, 2006, 12:29 AM
The geek test (http://www.innergeek.us/geek-test.html)

I scored 20.71006% = Geek.

That's probably about right. I mean, goodness knows I have more than my share of nerdish aspects but I'm not a complete maladjust. (http://media.ign.com/boardfaces/22.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Darth Slothus on March 31, 2006, 11:05 AM
14.99....% :-\
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on March 31, 2006, 12:07 PM
don't remember the decimals, but I got 25.something%:  total geek.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Gregorbian on March 31, 2006, 01:42 PM
I was 20.9%  ???  I was sure I would be higher...
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on March 31, 2006, 01:55 PM
14.00394%  Guess I'm fairly normal.   ::)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Diddly on March 31, 2006, 06:09 PM
I quit halfway through, that quiz was too long for me. :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Vator on March 31, 2006, 06:42 PM
39%  :-*
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on March 31, 2006, 09:51 PM
3.07 poser and I am serious I only had toy lightsabers when I was in first grade and they said nothing about starwars figures lol so i was safe.
 I dont watch sci fi chanels and I play sports and have friends. but if they had more stuff about starwars I would have geekish tendencies.

EDIT: k I retook the test and only got 1 percent higher still not a geek.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Reid on April 1, 2006, 09:32 AM
The geek test (http://www.innergeek.us/geek-test.html)

I scored 20.71006% = Geek.

That's probably about right. I mean, goodness knows I have more than my share of nerdish aspects but I'm not a complete maladjust. (http://media.ign.com/boardfaces/22.gif)

I got... 10.84813% - Geekish Tendencies
I'd say that's pretty accurate.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Chris on April 1, 2006, 02:44 PM
20.51282% - Geek

I was expecting higher. I guess there is "hope". :-*
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on April 1, 2006, 03:20 PM
The fact that we're all posting on a Star Wars forum means at a very minimum we have geekish "tendencies", if not a hell of a lot more.  ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on April 1, 2006, 05:04 PM
But since they didnt have any thing that delt with starwars toys I was safe.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on April 1, 2006, 05:32 PM
22.48521% - Geek. Which is aboput right I guess, I play organized sports and it doesn't mention anything about Stargate, Star Wars collecting, or customizing so I made it out ok.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on April 1, 2006, 11:54 PM
That's what the last question is for: "I can think of other things that should get me points on this test". ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on April 2, 2006, 01:31 AM
Check the date on this story before going for the torches and pitchforks ;) (http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=company/pr/20060401a)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on April 2, 2006, 01:48 AM
Which Star Wars Character Are You? quiz (http://www.seabreezecomputers.com/starwars)

You are Luke Skywalker.
You value your friends and loved ones, but can sometimes act recklessly because of your emotions. Occasionally you resort to whining. You look ahead to great things for yourself.

Luke Skywalker 70%
Han Solo 68%
C-3PO 67%
Jar Jar Binks 64%
R2-D2 64%
Lando Calrissian 61%
Chewbacca 60%
Obi-Wan Kenobi 59%
Mace Windu 57%
Darth Vader 57%

Dammit. Although frankly I find Luke the most uninteresting of the major characters, that analysis does seem to describe me.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: iFett on April 2, 2006, 03:07 AM
You are Darth Maul - There is no doubt you are mysterious, intimidating, and well trained, but are you a master or an apprentice?

Darth Maul 71%
Luke 69%
Yoda 68%
R2 66%
Boba Fett 65%
Vader 63%
Palpy 62%
Anakin 60%
Jabba 60%
3P0 58%

Maul works fine for me.  Fits my personality perfectly.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 2, 2006, 04:41 AM
You are Lando Calrissian


Tall, dark, and handsome.
Not much seems to bother you.
Maybe because you're so smooth.
You truly belong with us here in the clouds

Lando Calrissian 73%
Han Solo 70%
Boba Fett 70%
Obi-Wan Kenobi 68%
Qui-Gon Jinn 68%
Chewbacca 67%
Luke Skywalker 65%
Yoda 62%
Princess Leia 61%
An Ewok 59%

;D Hear that, ladies of JD? Smooth operator!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on April 2, 2006, 05:01 AM
You are Han Solo.

Even though you've been described as
reckless, selfish and cocky, you're the
type of person others love to be around.
People like you because you're a scoundrel.

Han Solo 75%
Lando Calrissian 75%
Luke Skywalker 71%
Chewbacca 70%
Princess Leia 65%
Anakin Skywalker 63%
R2-D2 59%
Boba Fett 59%
Padme 57%
Qui-Gon Jinn 56%

"Scoundrel"? Scoundrel! I like the sound of that.  ;D

(http://www.telusplanet.net/public/djustus/Darth%20Vader/hananima.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on April 2, 2006, 01:57 PM
You are R2-D2

 What you lack in height
  and communication skills,
 you make up for in industriousness,
 technical know-how and being there
 when others need you most.

R2-D2 66%
Obi-Wan Kenobi 61%
Luke Skywalker 59%
C-3PO 59%
Yoda 59%
Jabba the Hutt 57%
Qui-Gon Jinn 56%
Han Solo 55%
Darth Maul 55%
Lando Calrissian 55%

Great, I'm a bloody droid.  ::)  >:(  ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on April 2, 2006, 03:21 PM
You are Lando Calrissian


Tall, dark, and handsome.
Not much seems to bother you.
Maybe because you're so smooth.
You truly belong with us here in the clouds

Lando Calrissian 73%
Han Solo 70%
Boba Fett 70%
Obi-Wan Kenobi 68%
Qui-Gon Jinn 68%
Chewbacca 67%
Luke Skywalker 65%
Yoda 62%
Princess Leia 61%
An Ewok 59%

;D Hear that, ladies of JD? Smooth operator!

Yeah?  Too bad you're more than 50% Ewok though, that'll kill it with the ladies every time :P      Unless they're into the whole Ewok PrOn thing.........   :-X

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on April 2, 2006, 03:27 PM
You are Padme

Padme  71%
Princess Leia  70%
Han Solo  62%
Lando Calrissian  59%
Obi-Wan Kenobi  58%
Luke Skywalker  57%
Mace Windu  55%
R2-D2  54%
Boba Fett  51%
Chewbacca  50%


 You try to be a good person,
but your boyfriend doesn't.
At least you look great.
 

Hmmm, must be from Padme's butt-kicking single days ......
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nirvana on April 2, 2006, 05:09 PM
You are Qui-Gon Jinn
 79%
Obi-Wan Kenobi

 77%
Chewbacca

 77%
R2-D2

 71%
Yoda

 67%
Han Solo

 65%
Lando Calrissian
 64%
Luke Skywalker

 63%
Princess Leia

 63%
Padme
 62%

 Overall, you're a pretty well balanced person.
But maybe you focus a little too
much on the here and now.
Think about the future before its too late.
 
 
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on April 2, 2006, 06:43 PM
Im a han solo, which is weird becuase I have no gun skills at all just fist fighting ::)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on April 2, 2006, 07:24 PM
http://www.foon.co.uk/farcade/hapland/ try all three still cant figure them out. :-\
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on April 2, 2006, 07:53 PM
You are Qui-Gon Jinn

(http://www.seabreezecomputers.com/starwars/pics/qui.jpg)

Qui-Gon Jinn 75%
Chewbacca 73%
Mace Windu 62%
R2-D2 61%
Darth Maul 57%
Luke Skywalker 54%
Darth Vader 54%
Boba Fett 54%
Obi-Wan Kenobi 53%
Han Solo 52%


Overall, you're a pretty well balanced person.
But maybe you focus a little too
much on the here and now.
Think about the future before its too late.
 
 
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Reid on April 2, 2006, 07:59 PM
You are Han SoloHan Solo
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 71%
Qui-Gon Jinn
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 66%
Lando Calrissian
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 65%
Princess Leia
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 64%
Boba Fett
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 64%
Padme
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 61%
Chewbacca
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 58%
An Ewok
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 56%
Luke Skywalker
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 55%
R2-D2
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 54%
 Even though you've been described as
reckless, selfish and cocky, you're the
type of person others love to be around.
People like you because you're a scoundrel.
 
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on April 2, 2006, 11:48 PM
http://www.foon.co.uk/farcade/hapland/ try all three still cant figure them out. :-\

solution (http://con.ca/news/1147?cid=3655)


Who the hell has time for that ****???
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on April 3, 2006, 08:30 PM
"Walkthroughs are for losers" lol yeah I used them earlier. lol
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on April 3, 2006, 09:41 PM
It really isn't a puzzle it is just trial and error, there is very little creative thought or problem solving involved.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on April 3, 2006, 10:53 PM
ok rain on my parade, you dis. everything I do so whatever, why even comment Ryan if thats all you'll do. Plus its stupid **** remember??
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on April 4, 2006, 12:53 AM
Best damn game show host (http://youtube.com/watch?v=-gHmOEGJNio&search=mad%20tv%20game%20show)  :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on April 4, 2006, 01:10 AM
Best damn game show host (http://youtube.com/watch?v=-gHmOEGJNio&search=mad%20tv%20game%20show)  :D

 ;D  :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 4, 2006, 03:09 AM
Kick-ass transforming semi-truck. (http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/optimus-prime-cgi-animation)

I hope the Transformers movie next year looks as good or better.  :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on April 4, 2006, 09:00 PM
HOLY crap that looked real. :o
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt on April 5, 2006, 02:08 AM
And you guys thought that cyclops kitten was freaky. . . (http://www.kantipuronline.com/kolnews.php?&nid=69722)

(Not for the squeamish)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Vator on April 5, 2006, 02:45 AM
ok rain on my parade, you dis. everything I do so whatever, why even comment Ryan if thats all you'll do. Plus its stupid **** remember??

(http://www.willglen.com/pimages/hop_thumb.gif)

But seriously, what are you talking about?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on April 5, 2006, 02:56 AM
On Wednesday of this week(today), at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 AM
in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06.

That won't ever happen again.

You may now return to your (normal ?) life.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ghost of QG on April 5, 2006, 10:45 PM
On Wednesday of this week(today), at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 AM
in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06.

That won't ever happen again.

You may now return to your (normal ?) life.

Until next century. Math is just a little off.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 6, 2006, 02:42 AM
A human interest story for the deeply sick. (http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0404paperweight-explosion04-ON.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on April 6, 2006, 07:28 PM
Star Trek vs. Star Wars  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNxhrPaaCA4)   :D   ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Darth Slothus on April 6, 2006, 07:50 PM
Thanks Dale..got a good laugh from that!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Victor_Von_Doom on April 6, 2006, 11:59 PM
Thats awesome Dale!

I don't know if this has been posted for, but its definitely worth checking out:

Star Wars Episode III: The Backstroke of the West (http://winterson.com/2005/06/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 7, 2006, 12:07 AM
End Women's Suffrage! (http://www.gkko.com/videos/2671/ending-womens-suffrage)


Man, this is ******* priceless.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Sithbaker on April 7, 2006, 06:15 PM
End Women's Suffrage! (http://www.gkko.com/videos/2671/ending-womens-suffrage)


Man, this is ******* priceless.

They did this on "The Man Show" too. I think only 1 person knew what they were being asked to sign for.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Reid on April 11, 2006, 07:47 PM
Star Trek vs. Star Wars  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNxhrPaaCA4)   :D   ;D

I got a good chuckle while watching that.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on April 12, 2006, 02:06 PM
It's kind of old. . but funny.  And I just found it today. .

Save Toby!! (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7406483/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on April 13, 2006, 08:58 PM
 :D

Darth Vader vs Japanese Police, Pt 1 (http://www.devilducky.com/media/44186/)

Darth Vader vs Japanese Police, Pt 2 (http://www.devilducky.com/media/44300/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on April 14, 2006, 12:19 AM
:D

Darth Vader vs Japanese Police, Pt 1 (http://www.devilducky.com/media/44186/)

Darth Vader vs Japanese Police, Pt 2 (http://www.devilducky.com/media/44300/)

 :D  Frickin' hilarious!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on April 14, 2006, 12:30 AM
:D

Darth Vader vs Japanese Police, Pt 1 (http://www.devilducky.com/media/44186/)

Darth Vader vs Japanese Police, Pt 2 (http://www.devilducky.com/media/44300/)

 :D Frickin' hilarious!

My friend showed me that just the other day, but I forgot to post it. They sure got a chuckle out of me. :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on April 14, 2006, 03:59 AM
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1682020/

I think Adolph Hitler may have been a sperm donor, this kid is nuts.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on April 14, 2006, 04:07 AM
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1682020/

I think Adolph Hitler may have been a sperm donor, this kid is nuts.

I think it's time for mommy and daddy to take his computer away.  ::)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on April 14, 2006, 04:25 AM
The Dr. Jones song. Fans of Indy, this one's for you. (http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1653314/) 8)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on April 14, 2006, 05:16 AM
Would you react in time? (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/reactiontime.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on April 14, 2006, 05:43 PM
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1682020/

I think Adolph Hitler may have been a sperm donor, this kid is nuts.

I think it's time for mommy and daddy to take his computer away.  ::)

What's the German word for Spaz?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on April 14, 2006, 06:01 PM
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1682020/

I think Adolph Hitler may have been a sperm donor, this kid is nuts.

I think it's time for mommy and daddy to take his computer away.  ::)

Kid's got no micro, that's all.

Plus...who films themself going crazy on the computer?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Reid on April 14, 2006, 06:47 PM
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1682020/

I think Adolph Hitler may have been a sperm donor, this kid is nuts.

I think it's time for mommy and daddy to take his computer away.  ::)

Kid's got no micro, that's all.

Plus...who films themself going crazy on the computer?

That kid looks exactly like my younger cousin...
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jokabofe on April 14, 2006, 09:19 PM
Don't know if this was posted or not, if it was already, I apologize:

Buckethead's Tribute to ODB (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxJBr9PmiUE&search=buckethead%20nigga)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on April 15, 2006, 12:04 AM
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1682020/

I think Adolph Hitler may have been a sperm donor, this kid is nuts.

I think it's time for mommy and daddy to take his computer away.  ::)

How do you say Control+Alt+Delete in German?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on April 15, 2006, 05:11 AM
Just in time for Easter (http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1682246/) ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on April 15, 2006, 10:04 AM
Hahahaha good one ryan.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on April 15, 2006, 06:56 PM
Create your own motivational posters! (http://www.motivationalbuck.com/CreateMotivationalPoster.aspx)

My creation:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v687/JesseVader08/IgnoranceIsBliss.jpg)

 :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jkno on April 17, 2006, 08:59 AM
(http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/3644/mcdonalds4oe.jpg)

(http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/5746/batmanbegins0zm.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on April 17, 2006, 03:14 PM
(http://sithlordchaos.250free.com/low_ca1c7a87e36f413.jpg)

My friend's made it into the top 60...
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on April 17, 2006, 03:35 PM
(http://www.telusplanet.net/public/djustus/Darth%20Vader/Real%20and%20Spectacular.jpg)  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Joe on April 17, 2006, 08:46 PM
Steuern + Sie Alt- + Löschung

control alt delete in german

verrückt

means crazy..no word in german for "spaz"


I take hings too literal when people say "whats the word for"
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on April 18, 2006, 10:27 AM
Steuern + Sie Alt- + Löschung

control alt delete in german

verrückt

means crazy..no word in german for "spaz"


I take hings too literal when people say "whats the word for"

Thanks..  Now can you get us an English transcript of what he was screaming?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on April 18, 2006, 10:28 AM
This story (http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/04/17/D8H20JI05.html)  is sick enough on it's own merits, but the last paragraph is golden.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 22, 2006, 03:38 AM
Marc Ecko tags Air Force One. (http://www.stillfree.com/)

That took some stones, man. But does anyone really believe he did it for freedom of self-expression?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt on April 22, 2006, 04:55 AM
But does anyone really believe he did it for freedom of self-expression?

I don't believe he really did it at all. (http://www.snopes.com/photos/airplane/tagging.asp)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on April 22, 2006, 10:35 AM
But does anyone really believe he did it for freedom of self-expression?

I don't believe he really did it at all. (http://www.snopes.com/photos/airplane/tagging.asp)

Who needs to do all that research on snopes.  He says its a fake right there on his sight.  Hidden away in his links section (http://www.stillfree.com/links.html), under legal disclaimers.
Quote
Please read the language set forth herein carefully as it may affect, inhibit, modify or otherwise influence the interests or perceptions of any end user (hereinafter "you" or "end user") viewing the preceeding video (also referred to herein and hereas as "The Still Free Video"). You, the viewer of the preceeding are hereby advised that the video does not depict a real event. It is intended for the sole, limited and express purpose of entertainment and to induce you, the viewer of the video, to think critically about freedom of expression and speech and the government's responses to the same.


And this from his company's site regarding his video game about grafitti.

Quote
While my work was feeble by comparison - a suburban fatty standing on the shoulders of giants trying to fly once again - I nonetheless tried to leave my mark. My first tag was scrawled on my desk in sixth grade art class. It said "Ecko" after a nickname my mom gave me before I was born. I was such a herb. But regardless,. . ., I felt like I was a part of something bigger than me. I couldn't articulate that, but I knew that scrawling my sorry-ass tag gave me and my na??ve [sic] sense of being an artist at that age a purpose. It was like hearing Ultramagnetic for the first time. It was foreign, but I was home.

I've spent the rest of my life chasing that feeling. Everything I do stems from my desire to touch on the emotions I first had when I fell in love with this stuff. Yet as hard as I tried, I always felt removed. But with this game, I get to be right back on the street. And so do you. It's a love letter to real life superheroes who fly every night. While I may not have the can in my hand, I get to tap that nerve and see a little bit of what it's like through their eyes. And so will you. Enjoy!


So basically, this urban-wannabe "fashion designer" has taken a practice that is only marginally considered an artform and that is barely oppressed by even the most sensitive of standards and he has blown it out of proportion to exploit it for his own profit. 

Oh yeah.  He's a big old tool.

Forgive me if I find greater issues in the world than whether or not an 18 year old can buy spraypaint in New York, and if I find it difficult to see any credibility in a wealthy white man building a company enterprise on the backs of those he claims are oppressed and then promoting that company by renting a 747 in order to pretend to be something that he is not.  I doubt it was even him hopping the "razor wire" in the video.  Probably had a stunt man.

Quote
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 22, 2006, 02:00 PM
Ah, I see.

I'll have to make note of running through Snopes before posting these far-fetched things.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 24, 2006, 12:53 AM
More stupid **** that doesn't have to go through *******.  :)


Unemployed Skeletor's video blog. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Z24Z3o5gM)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on April 24, 2006, 08:44 AM
More stupid **** that doesn't have to go through *******.  :)


Unemployed Skeletor's video blog. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Z24Z3o5gM)

That's a fake.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 24, 2006, 12:32 PM
I know.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: ruiner on April 24, 2006, 01:41 PM
Wow, Skeletor put some weight on.  I guess that's what makes it funny.

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 24, 2006, 10:24 PM
Yeah. He also hit all the in and outs of blogging, in that no one really has much to say.  :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 24, 2006, 10:39 PM
Pow...right in the kisser. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx3hqZ_1hUQ&search=lady%20punch)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt on April 24, 2006, 11:19 PM
Yeah. He also hit all the in and outs of blogging, in that no one really has much to say.  :)

I liked the whole "I'm important! I'm telling you what I think!" routine.

It's funny 'cause it's true. 

 :-\
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Rob on April 25, 2006, 12:00 AM
I barely ever come into this thread, but just incase it hasn't been covered (and I'm assuming it has at some point...)...

www.askaninja.com
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 26, 2006, 02:59 AM
"The devil is a muthafuckin' liar, so you know I ain't worried! Biotch! Stupid bitch..." (http://youtube.com/watch?v=MJ9GcGEKfxo&search=insane%20preacher)

I'd actually go to church if I knew more preachers like this guy.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on April 27, 2006, 11:07 PM
Super Mario Bros: Live Onstage  (http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/44935/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 28, 2006, 12:39 AM
The most exhaustive list of flat-top crewcut wearers EVER. (http://www.pathguy.com/flattop.htm)

Yes, someone actually took time to write it up. And I wasted the time to, um, bring it to you. Yeah.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on May 1, 2006, 12:39 AM
Base Jumping (http://www.rubytooth.com/media/44911/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on May 2, 2006, 01:55 AM
Bobby Knight Plays Golf (http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1686662/)

Not safe for work, but then again Bobby Knight never is. ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on May 2, 2006, 11:24 PM
After watching the video Ryan linked to above, I found this one on the same site.

I am Man (http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1686985/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 3, 2006, 02:11 AM
Some people see the Virgin Mary in a piece of toast.

And some people find Gene Simmons' tongue in a bag of pork rinds. (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=9511732224&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on May 3, 2006, 02:33 PM
After watching the video Ryan linked to above, I found this one on the same site.

I am Man (http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1686985/)

You don't see many ads trying to appeal to a sense of manliness and machismo through a choreographed song and dance routine.

And yeah. . collegehumor is a daily stop for me.   
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt on May 3, 2006, 02:56 PM
(http://www.zug.com/daily/journal/graphics/050106_roadsign02.jpg) (http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&sort=active&head=1&thread_id=64475)

Click the pic for the story.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Joe on May 3, 2006, 05:01 PM
 ^ ^  lol , don't give me ideas..   ;D  ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on May 3, 2006, 11:48 PM
Timing is everything (http://www.break.com/index/redlight.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 4, 2006, 12:06 AM
Timing is everything (http://www.break.com/index/redlight.html)

If I was driving that blue van, I'd have **** my pants.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on May 4, 2006, 12:18 AM
it looks like he actually did clip the rear of the white car.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on May 4, 2006, 02:23 AM
Well...you'd usually see some plastic or dust fly up in the event of a collision, but it it a possibility. It could have also been the driver of the white car twitching his steering wheel at the last moment. It's such a minor movement for so high a speed, although whole scenario seems unbelievable.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on May 4, 2006, 10:56 AM
Watch closely as the white car's rear end shifts back, and to the left.

Back and to the left.

Back and to the left.


Oh, never mind.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: stormie on May 4, 2006, 11:55 AM
So, what are you saying?

Are you saying the hit could not have come from behind...that there had to have been a second hitter behind the bushes on the gravelly road?

The sad thing is we may never know the real truth...


Yeah, nevermind this, too.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on May 6, 2006, 10:24 PM
Wow i was looking throught that site and this turned up
http://www.break.com/movies/lama.html
roflao that is hilarious is that off of jack ass?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on May 7, 2006, 02:42 PM
Robots Programmed to Rock (http://www.mingthemerciless.com/robot.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on May 10, 2006, 08:04 PM
World's Greatest Magician  (http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/45492/)   :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on May 11, 2006, 06:33 AM
Another late night, another post in the stupid **** from the internet thread.

Video games too realistic? (http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1142775125/Realistic_Gaming)   ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on May 12, 2006, 02:32 AM
Darth Vader Calls the Emperor (http://gorillamask.net/rcdarth.shtml)  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jkno on May 12, 2006, 06:19 AM
Darth Vader Calls the Emperor (http://gorillamask.net/rcdarth.shtml)  ;D

This one rocks!!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on May 12, 2006, 08:27 PM
This Guy (http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/brackenwood.html) has some serious skill with flash, check 'em all out. Pretty funny stuff
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on May 13, 2006, 12:18 AM
These guys are pretty cool nice ending. :P
http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/95/Homemade+Star+Wars/stream
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Diddly on May 13, 2006, 03:34 PM
Darth Vader Calls the Emperor (http://gorillamask.net/rcdarth.shtml)  ;D

HA! Too bad they didn't use actual Star Wars figures for that one. ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on May 15, 2006, 05:04 AM
Funny Because It's True? (http://www.break.com/index/canadarev.html)  :D  :'(
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on May 15, 2006, 08:11 PM
Are they serious 60% of your income????
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on May 16, 2006, 03:36 AM
Fans of classic video games will love this one. (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badamn)

:)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 16, 2006, 12:27 PM
Fans of classic video games will love this one. (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badamn)

:)

Great stuff.  :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on May 16, 2006, 06:50 PM
haha " them's my mentos bitch" :P Great find Ryan.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on May 17, 2006, 01:05 AM
Now that was classic! Great stuff Ryan. (http://www.telusplanet.net/public/djustus/LOLSide.gif)

Neo vs Robocop  (http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/45684/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: iFett on May 17, 2006, 09:18 AM
Sweetness!!  Well worth the 15 minute wait on my dial up connection.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Diddly on May 17, 2006, 11:34 PM
It fits the "Stupid ****" part of the thread title... (http://www.funpic.hu/swf/numanuma.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on May 17, 2006, 11:36 PM
It fits the "Stupid ****" part of the thread title... (http://www.funpic.hu/swf/numanuma.html)

Ah yes, an oldie, but it will always be a classic. :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on May 18, 2006, 12:05 AM
Fans of classic video games will love this one. (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badamn)

:)

Great stuff.  :)

That brings back SO many memories. Thanks for that. :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 20, 2006, 02:30 PM
Evil Granny. (http://www.funny-spot.com/html/Evil-Granny.html)

It's probably been seen in this thread, I'm not sure anymore.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on May 25, 2006, 10:28 PM
Stupid, stupid, stupid. (http://www.planetboredom.net/video.php?id=455)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on May 25, 2006, 10:37 PM
Stupid, stupid, stupid. (http://www.planetboredom.net/video.php?id=455)

"If something works, you go with it, right?"  :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on May 26, 2006, 04:06 PM
LOL that was hilarious
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on May 26, 2006, 09:57 PM
Flight of the Conchords (http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1691275/)

 ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on May 28, 2006, 09:57 PM
I think the dude on the left is the one from the new Outback Steakhouse commercials.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on May 29, 2006, 12:40 AM
Yup, that's him. :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on May 30, 2006, 04:24 AM
Anyone else remember that lame Jimmy Fallon superbowl commerical? (http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/Sean+Klitzner/1689920/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on May 30, 2006, 10:22 AM
WTF stupid as hell
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 3, 2006, 01:22 AM
Robot Chicken: George W Jedi (http://www.devilducky.com/media/46528/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on June 3, 2006, 03:38 PM
Even though I like Bush that was stilll funny, great find Dale.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Darth Slothus on June 3, 2006, 04:32 PM
Good1 Dale, love how they made Bush look dumb in that-though not very hard, he sets examples often for us. This was a funny video!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on June 3, 2006, 08:46 PM
How far (http://www.addictinggames.com/spacerunner.html) can you get??
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on June 3, 2006, 09:03 PM
Level 3...then I sneezed all over the place and lost it.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 3, 2006, 09:10 PM
Pedro Fly Catcher  (http://www.gamegarage.co.uk/play/pedro-fly-catcher/)  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on June 3, 2006, 09:17 PM
LOL once you get to about 60 he pulls out a lightsaber LOL.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 3, 2006, 09:20 PM
(http://www.telusplanet.net/public/djustus/Opening%20Figures/Party%20Time.gif)  The Ultimate Showdown (http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/)  (http://www.telusplanet.net/public/djustus/Opening%20Figures/Party%20Time.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on June 4, 2006, 11:31 AM
 I think Ryan posted that 7 or 8 pages back. :-\
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on June 4, 2006, 03:50 PM
Nope. Twasn't I.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on June 4, 2006, 04:06 PM
hmm oh well i know its back there some where
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 7, 2006, 02:49 AM
Proof that members of Hasbro's marketing team are pervs. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0WFWqcuoC0&search=supersoaker)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on June 7, 2006, 01:16 PM
I saw that a few weeks ago, Soooo wrong. :-X
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Diddly on June 7, 2006, 07:03 PM
Haha, I love the kid's reactions, especially the black kid rubbing his chest. LOL!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Morgbug on June 8, 2006, 08:31 PM
Diet Coke + Mentos =....... (http://eepybird.com/dcm1.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on June 8, 2006, 09:17 PM
I don't even want to know how you found that. That is actually pretty cool. I have to try that, looks so fun.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: tonphanan on June 12, 2006, 01:55 AM
The pweor of the hmuan mnid
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch codnutced at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are tpyed, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit oedrer. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: tonphanan on June 12, 2006, 01:58 AM
http://www.bobandtom.com/frames/photo_of_the_day/photo_of_the_day11.htm
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on June 12, 2006, 10:07 AM
Not really stupid -- its pretty cool, actually:


Gnarls Does Vader (http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/player.jhtml?lnk=v&name=special&vid=91148&source=OD_VIDEO:MOVIE+AWARDS:Gnarls+Barkley+%22Crazy+%28Live%29%22#91148&launchedFrom=/overdrive/)

Thanks Richard! ;)

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on June 12, 2006, 11:07 AM
tracy - I started to edit and fix for you, but then realized ....I can't do that here!

Click the little globe on the quick tags when you post -  you'll get a string of code that looks like this url=http://www.yoururl.com]URLName[/url only with opening and closing brackets too.

Paste in your url right after url=, overwriting the "yoururl.com".  Then, after the closing bracket where it says URLName, overwrite that with whatever you want the pointer text to say.

Hope that makes some sense.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 12, 2006, 01:49 PM
I just get "Music Videos Are Accessible In The US Only".  >:(   :'(
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on June 12, 2006, 02:23 PM
I just get "Music Videos Are Accessible In The US Only".  >:(   :'(

Dale -- I just tried emailing it to you -- don't know that it will work though :-\.  It's pretty cool.  He's wearing a Vader costume, the backup singers are wearing rebel pilot jump suits, the string section are wearing Imperial Officer uniforms, the drummer is Chewie, the keyboard player is Boba Fett, and the guitar players are stormtroopers............
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 12, 2006, 02:35 PM
Nope, it's just the same link. Same thing that comes up in the video window.

I did take a quick search on YouTube & found it.  8)

2006 MTV Movie Awards - Gnarls Barkley (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VCWJVvE0Fk&search=Gnarls)

Ha, that's pretty good. Nice work.  8)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on June 13, 2006, 12:38 PM
LOL so cool.
Tamidala the keyboard player is Jango actually. He has blue armor. :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on June 13, 2006, 12:55 PM
LOL so cool.
Tamidala the keyboard plaer is Jango actually. He has blue armor. :P

Smarty, thanks for pointing out that Jango is the keyboard player, actually.  He's never plaed a keyboard before. :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 13, 2006, 08:44 PM
Robot Chicken: First Date, Alien vs Predator  (http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/46861/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on June 13, 2006, 09:37 PM
Lol want a band-aid or something.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 13, 2006, 09:45 PM
Doing what Canadians do best!  ;D

Canadian Idol - Fart (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tsh2k1tY0qM&search=Canadian%20Idol%20Fart)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on June 13, 2006, 09:57 PM
Holy Hell Gross :-X.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on June 14, 2006, 12:30 AM
Oh man....I needed that laugh tonight.

I totally just farted!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on June 14, 2006, 09:56 PM
I want to puncture my eardrums after listening to this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMvMzQ4Vu-8)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 14, 2006, 10:01 PM
I have to jump into the pool to stop my ears from bleeding.

Liquid Nitrogen Into A Swimming Pool (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2mj-Sq2oeo)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on June 14, 2006, 10:08 PM
Holy ****, does that moron have any idea how dangerous it is to screw around with liquid nitrogen?  ::)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on June 14, 2006, 10:49 PM
LOL
That was cool but pretty stupid of that person to jump in.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on June 15, 2006, 06:00 AM
Dingwads. ::)  I kept getting a vision of the scence from Raiders where they open the Ark.  All the idiots where standing around admiring their handiwork, when suddenly, the fog turns on them, melting their faces away.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nirvana on June 19, 2006, 09:30 AM
This is pretty funny:

Halo Intervention (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM8pTMITUYI)

I don't know if it's fake or not, but the end was pretty stupid.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 24, 2006, 12:18 AM
Undressed in Seven Seconds (http://www.devilducky.com/media/47299/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 24, 2006, 12:21 AM
William Shatner, Ladies Man  (http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/47318/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 24, 2006, 12:24 AM
Pssssssst, Scott.  :P

Live Action Mike Tyson's Punchout (http://www.devilducky.com/media/40702/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 24, 2006, 12:26 AM
The real Britney Spears Interview with Matt Lauer (http://www.devilducky.com/media/47235/)   :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on June 24, 2006, 05:20 PM
Holy ****, does that moron have any idea how dangerous it is to screw around with liquid nitrogen?  ::)

I wonder what happens when you light a match and stick it in somebody's eye...

Let's videotape it! Everything will be okay then! ::)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Darth_Deastron on June 25, 2006, 02:38 AM
Here's mine.  Just put it this way: either he's a newb, or he doesn't collect.

Link (http://cgi.ebay.com/Rare-Star-Wars-Han-Solo-w-Tinted-Yellow-Bubble_W0QQitemZ280000889402QQihZ018QQcategoryZ50266QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on June 25, 2006, 11:56 PM
"Whats unusual is that the bubble is tinted yellow, I don't know why or how this happened, but it's surely RARE!! "


BWAHAHAHHAHA
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on June 28, 2006, 04:24 PM
It may be posted in here, but I don't care how many times I've seen This Clip (http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1697105/), I still laugh until I can't breath and my eyes tear up.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jayson on June 28, 2006, 05:03 PM
Leave it to those toothless Canadians (http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/06/28/060628204537.2422eofv.html)  :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 28, 2006, 07:36 PM
Leave it to those toothless Canadians (http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/06/28/060628204537.2422eofv.html)  :D

Hey! From the University of Alberta in Edmonton.  :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 28, 2006, 07:46 PM
Ha! I just saw this at RS, credit to my good friend Chris G.  :)

Monty python - Black knight (star wars) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leEsz9ci5XE&search=star%20wars%20monty%20python)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 28, 2006, 09:03 PM
Nice blast from the past.  8)

70s Toy Commercials: SSP Racers (http://www.devilducky.com/media/47689/)

Yeah, I'm old!  :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 29, 2006, 02:52 AM
The greatest seven minutes of animation EVER. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdslgyjDrvg&search=beavis)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on June 29, 2006, 10:43 AM
I started laughing before the video even started to play...
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 29, 2006, 07:30 PM
Oh man, that sure is a classic!   ;D

"Are you threatening me? You will give me TP!"  :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Reid on June 29, 2006, 08:58 PM
The greatest seven minutes of animation EVER. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdslgyjDrvg&search=beavis)

"I need TP for me bungholio! Are you threatening me? I am cornholio!

That was great.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 29, 2006, 09:17 PM
Big Deck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf-rsdNEmHo&search=deck)  (http://www.telusplanet.net/public/djustus/Southern%20Alberta%20Storms/LOLSide.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 30, 2006, 03:06 AM
The greatest seven minutes of animation EVER. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdslgyjDrvg&search=beavis)

"I need TP for me bungholio! Are you threatening me? I am cornholio!

That was great.

I've been spending a lot of time on YouTube lately, watching all sorts of crazy ****.

Here be (http://digguser.blogspot.com/2006/06/cartoon-index-full-length-episodes.html) an index of full episodes that can be found on YouTube. Get it now while it's quasi-legal.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on June 30, 2006, 03:20 PM
The greatest 1.5 minutes of animation EVER (http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/1365/Kyle_s_Mom_is_a_Bitch.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 30, 2006, 06:25 PM
Funny, I was just listening to that the other day!  :-X   ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on July 1, 2006, 06:40 PM
Remember Looty The guy we all came to know and love wiht his looted Beer??
Well, now looty stars in his own game like Mario. Lootie's world (http://www.addictinggames.com/lootieworld.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Artoo on July 3, 2006, 02:15 AM
The greatest 1.5 minutes of animation EVER (http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/1365/Kyle_s_Mom_is_a_Bitch.html)
I love the movie,Kyle's mom is a bitch too. :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on July 20, 2006, 08:18 PM
Star Trek Sings Knights of the Round Table (http://www.devilducky.com/media/48608/)  :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Reid on July 20, 2006, 08:23 PM
Star Trek Sings Knights of the Round Table (http://www.devilducky.com/media/48608/)  :D

Lol. I got a good laugh out of that.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Darth_Deastron on July 21, 2006, 04:02 AM
 Ears will bleed... (http://youtube.com/watch?v=mxgcjrs_jIA&mode=related&search=Star%20Wars%20holiday%20special)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on July 21, 2006, 09:10 AM
Star Trek Sings Knights of the Round Table (http://www.devilducky.com/media/48608/)  :D

Lol. I got a good laugh out of that.


Wow.  There's having too much time on your hands, and then there's have too ******* much time on your hands.

Very funny stuff...but my lord!  What a project that must have been!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on July 23, 2006, 01:07 AM
Wow.  There's having too much time on your hands, and then there's have too ******* much time on your hands.

What a project that must have been!

Yup, too much time!

Stop-Motion Human Space Invaders (http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/48474/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 23, 2006, 04:44 PM
The Rude Awakening of Optimus Prime. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq1_6D9QS9Y&search=transformers)

"Unicron rebuilt Megatron into a robot called Galvatron. He's way stronger, and totally insane!"

"****."
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on July 23, 2006, 09:53 PM
Wow.  There's having too much time on your hands, and then there's have too ******* much time on your hands.

What a project that must have been!

Yup, too much time!

Stop-Motion Human Space Invaders (http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/48474/)

Oh man...i could have sworn that I linked that on Friday...I guess I never did..  Really cool...there's a Pong out there too, but I'm too busy right now to find it.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on July 23, 2006, 09:59 PM
Here ya go.  :-*

Stop-Motion Human Pong (http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/48506/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Darth Slothus on July 27, 2006, 01:33 AM
Star Wars Rap (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWVWcrPqozM)

Thanks Tracy..I haven't seen that rap in couple years Thought I'd never see it again until now, One my absolute fav's! ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on July 27, 2006, 06:27 AM
I'm Having Flashbacks to Airplane! (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060725/od_nm/blowupman_dc)

This whole story was sort of sad in in a way...  Sad that anyone would need this thing to feel secure in life.  I wonder where the hose for manual inflation is?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on July 31, 2006, 01:38 PM
What do you do if you have a roommate that has a crappy job as a mascot (http://www.mascotroommate.com/) for a local coffee company?

Why try to get him to quit or get fired by totally screwing with him, filming it and posting it on the internet!  It also helps to have a catchy theme song.   :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on August 3, 2006, 11:47 AM
You ain't nothin' but a bad watch dog (http://news.aol.com/entertainment/music/articles/_a/dog-destroys-elvis-teddy-bear-at-museum/20060802160609990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on August 3, 2006, 11:59 AM
did anyone else notice the location of that story?

"Six-year-old Barney, a guard dog for the children's museum Wookey Hole Caves in Wells, England, chewed up $900,000 worth of stuffed bears."
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt on August 3, 2006, 02:47 PM
(http://nitespyder.com/SuperTards.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: hansolo_506 on August 3, 2006, 03:51 PM
LOL... great pic.

The first thing I thought of when viewing that was THIS pic:
(http://fun.hit.bg/i/1067BillGates.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 6, 2006, 03:14 PM
How NOT to strip for your boyfriend. (http://www.break.com/index/girl_caught_stripping_by_mom.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: stormie on August 10, 2006, 05:54 PM
This might not be stupid (nor ****) afterall, since they do include such media (and JD) darlings like Radiohead, Tool and The Cure:

www.babyrockrecords.com (http://www.babyrockrecords.com/web/page.asp?pgs=products)

However, the term Musak keeps repeating in my mind.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on August 14, 2006, 03:24 AM
My Cubicle - James Blunt Beautiful parody (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O_5ef49N5I)

My Cubicle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg3SALS2oTg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: BillCable on August 14, 2006, 09:39 AM
How NOT to strip for your boyfriend. (http://www.break.com/index/girl_caught_stripping_by_mom.html)

DAMN THE EVIL BLACK BOX!!!!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 14, 2006, 11:35 PM
The only cereal you can eat with rum! Savvy? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tdyKDwizdU)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 14, 2006, 11:54 PM
Snakes on your phone, ************! (http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/)

 :o
Quote
Send a FREE personalized talking SNAKES ON A PLANE MESSAGE in the voice of SAMUEL L. JACKSON to someone you know

*cancels all plans for week*
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 14, 2006, 11:59 PM
God, I am having so much ******* fun with this.  :D

Quote from: Samuel L. Jackson
i think you got snakes on your internet.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on August 15, 2006, 02:48 PM
Raiders of the Lost Ark in 30 Seconds (http://www.starz.com/features/bunnyclub/raiders_of_the_lost_ark/)   :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: ruiner on August 15, 2006, 05:25 PM
I love those bunny movies - the Brokeback Mountain one is pretty good!

Here's a funny clip from Robin Williams about golf - profanity is abound so watch your volume at work.

http://view.break.com/131071

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: stormie on August 16, 2006, 04:45 PM
The non-politically-correct alphabet:

http://better-together.co.uk/index.html (http://better-together.co.uk/index.html)

There are some gems in there! Be sure to click on the descriptions of some, such as:

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/watson-jones/alphabet/muff.html (http://homepage.ntlworld.com/watson-jones/alphabet/muff.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 17, 2006, 02:53 AM
You're On Notice! (http://www.shipbrook.com/onnotice/)

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f49/scififan81/OnNotice.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on August 17, 2006, 09:38 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/name7574/OnNotice.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: ruiner on August 17, 2006, 11:06 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v342/somber77/OnNotice.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JohnH on August 17, 2006, 05:31 PM
(http://www.8thpassenger.com/john/onnotice.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: ruiner on August 17, 2006, 05:49 PM
Regular hippies too, not just the phony ones.

 ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 18, 2006, 04:07 AM
What's wrong with hippies? They're just NORML people.


 ;D  ::)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on August 19, 2006, 01:52 AM
All Your Snakes All Belong To Us (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ-n2IVxW_Y&mode=related&search=)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on August 19, 2006, 04:43 PM
William Shatner Roast: Leonard Nimoy (http://www.devilducky.com/media/49848/)   ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 20, 2006, 03:36 AM
Obsessive compulsive cat. (http://video.google.de/videoplay?docid=-6497257644936185526&q=genre:comedy)

Yeah, if my cat kept flushing my toilet all the time, he'd be as good as Chinese food.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on August 21, 2006, 10:06 AM
Those damned floaters are tough to get rid of sometimes.

That toilet tank sure does refill quickly, though.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on August 23, 2006, 12:31 PM
 How your computer works (http://blueballfixed.ytmnd.com/)

May want to turn volume down a touch.  Not off...just a little lower.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: stormie on August 24, 2006, 03:30 PM
My apologies in advance.

stupid **** from the Internet, indeed (http://www.drnatura.com/picture_gallery.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt on August 24, 2006, 03:36 PM
(http://www.klumps.com/assets/images/mamafoto.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: ruiner on August 24, 2006, 04:03 PM
Thanks for that stormie.

At least the pictures weren't right there and I had some kind of warning.

Quite honestly, I don't think humans should be passing **** (pun intended) like that.

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on August 25, 2006, 01:17 AM
How's Your Balance? (http://www.rubytooth.com/media/50055/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on August 25, 2006, 01:24 AM
How Long Can You Keep It Up (http://www.rubytooth.com/media/50069/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 26, 2006, 07:36 PM
(http://www.ishkur.com/posters/awesome.jpg)

(http://www.ishkur.com/posters/pornslaw.jpg)

(http://www.ishkur.com/posters/dating.jpg)

More here. (http://www.ishkur.com/posters/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 26, 2006, 07:37 PM
Star Trek inspirational posters. (http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/star_trek_insp.html?trek)

(http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_logic_preview.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on August 29, 2006, 08:15 PM
Harley vs Honda. (http://www.bmcycles.com/harleyVShonda.swf)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on September 1, 2006, 10:33 AM
Test your reaction time. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sleep/sheep/reaction_version5.swf)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on September 1, 2006, 10:54 AM
Maybe not the fastest, but I'm consistent, dammit!

Sheep 1  2.50
Sheep 2  2.50
Sheep 3  2.48
Sheep 4  2.49
Sheep 5  2.49
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on September 1, 2006, 02:51 PM
Sheep 1: 0.314
Sheep 2: 0.125
Sheep 3: 0.124
Sheep 4: 0.190
Sheep 5: 0.187

Average: 0.188

The first one came out at the bottom and I was way too slow in reacting.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on September 1, 2006, 04:41 PM
Wow...I don't know how I got that one sheep in 0.000 :-X

Must be a stroke of DOD luck.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/DynamiteGelatine/Sheep.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on September 1, 2006, 05:01 PM
Sheep 1: 0.127
Sheep 2: 0.313
Sheep 3: 0.183
Sheep 4: 0.188
Sheep 5: 0.205

Average: 0.2032

Maybe not the fastest, but I'm consistent, dammit!


That's what matters :-X
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on September 2, 2006, 05:20 PM
Rocketing Rabbit: Your reaction time shows you are very alert.

sheep 1: 0.187
2:  0.137
3: 0.000
4: 0.246
5: 0.188
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on September 3, 2006, 01:36 AM
Eight Bikini Girls Melody (http://www.slackernetwork.com/out.php?id=35521)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on September 4, 2006, 05:35 AM
I'm sure you've all seen the Mother's Day skit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhcA4Ry65FU&mode=related&search=), but I found a couple other funny vids by these guys.

Ninja Rap (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwXjynpy8Ew&mode=related&search=)

Body Massage (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxpxGpVZa2Q&mode=related&search=)

Two Scoops (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXHfVCqUSMk&NR)

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on September 6, 2006, 02:18 AM
Find your inner idiot. (http://www.oddcast.com/home/demos/tts/frameset.php?frame1=talk)

I've spent about half an hour making this chick say various dirty things, proving that my sense of humor hasn't matured since I was eleven.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on September 6, 2006, 09:34 AM
I only wasted ten or fifteen minutes.....mostly making her say "These pretzels are making me thirsty."

Proving that I'm a nerd.


Two thoughts -

1 - the language feature is awesome.  It's a scientific fact.
2 - It's really funny to make her say things with a manvoice.  Especially Paul.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: ruiner on September 6, 2006, 12:35 PM
If you liked the talking woman, you'll love the monkeys!

Monk E Mail (http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/Default.aspx?cbRecursionCnt=1&cbsid=ccfca6daed68420c895f13a431ee859f-210861280-VC-4)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on September 8, 2006, 06:17 PM
Cockroach vs Weatherman (http://www.devilducky.com/media/50714/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on September 8, 2006, 11:00 PM
If you liked the talking woman, you'll love the monkeys!

Monk E Mail (http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/Default.aspx?cbRecursionCnt=1&cbsid=ccfca6daed68420c895f13a431ee859f-210861280-VC-4)

I especially like the Llama background.  Gotta love monkey(t)s and llamas together 8)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on September 8, 2006, 11:43 PM
Bowmaster (http://www.lostvectors.com/bowmaster/)

I'm on level 24. It's a freakishly addictive game.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on September 11, 2006, 06:41 AM
Park this Car (http://www.107.peugeot.co.uk/peugeot.swf)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on September 11, 2006, 01:22 PM
Bowmaster (http://www.lostvectors.com/bowmaster/)

I'm on level 24. It's a freakishly addictive game.

wish you could save your game...that would be nice.
Took me a while too that Reallocate your points meant you got everything back and could shop fresh. NICE feature.


ETA::

Turns out, it DOES save your progress via cookie.  SWEET!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jkno on September 12, 2006, 06:00 AM
The Bowmaster is really cool!!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on September 13, 2006, 10:05 PM
Monket Kick-Off! (http://www.rubytooth.com/media/50817/)

So far... 3226.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: CloneCommander1 on September 13, 2006, 10:18 PM
3651!  EDIT:  Now its 4181!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on September 16, 2006, 10:24 PM
4183 Monkey meters oops make that 4369
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nirvana on September 16, 2006, 10:42 PM
4432!!

Oh yeah. ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on September 28, 2006, 08:44 PM
A Weebl animation to drive you mad. (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/space%20is%20fun/)

Please kill me!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on September 28, 2006, 10:11 PM
That green one that pops out last reminds me of something.....i can't quite put my finger on it.

Oh yeah.



It's a penis.




Also fun from that site:  oops (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Star+Wars/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on October 12, 2006, 07:19 PM
The Internet in 1993 (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1713061)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on October 15, 2006, 01:28 AM
Say this tongue twister, or else... (http://www.glumbert.com/media/tonguetwister)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on October 15, 2006, 11:30 AM
**** that looks like it hurts.

Ow.

Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Darth Kenobi on October 15, 2006, 04:01 PM
I felt sorry for the guy in the red.  Wonder what they got for this.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on October 16, 2006, 01:52 AM
I felt sorry for the guy in the red.  Wonder what they got for this.

Just swollen nuts.  :-X
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on October 20, 2006, 03:31 AM
The Lord of the Rings by George Lucas. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv4Potdpjhw)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Rob on October 20, 2006, 11:03 AM
Find your inner idiot. (http://www.oddcast.com/home/demos/tts/frameset.php?frame1=talk)

I've spent about half an hour making this chick say various dirty things, proving that my sense of humor hasn't matured since I was eleven.

What the hell is the deal with this thing... I was using it at work and we were all having a big laugh and then we got this:


"Thank you for trying out the Oddcast animated text to speech technology!

Oddcast develops conversational character and user generated media products.

The Oddcast VHost™ platform is the leading animated solution for web pages
and web applications, serving over 5,000 customers worldwide.

To integrate our speaking characters into your web pages and web applications,
please visit us at - http://www.oddcast.com

Thank you for trying out the SitePal animated text to speech technology!

SitePal allows YOU to design speaking animated characters that can be added to your web site to enrich user experience and increase the effectiveness of your site.

To find out more, please visit us at - http://www.sitepal.com"

 
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on October 23, 2006, 01:21 AM
How To Prank a Telemarketer. (http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/)

 ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt on October 23, 2006, 03:57 AM
How To Prank a Telemarketer. (http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/)

 ;D

How serendipitous that you post this now.  Just earlier today, I was going through my computer, cleaning up a bunch of miscellaneous MP3s I had, and came across a few Tom Mabe MP3s I had downloaded back in the Napster/Morpheus/Kazaa days.  Until today, I hadn't listened to any of them in a good four or five years.

Here's a few of the better ones:

Cemetery (http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=4E49214717DE4C5E)
Hand Lotion (http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=DDE531434DACD221)
Nascar & Nighties (http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=4B3612465B610F90)

And my personal favorite:

Stupid Ass Telemarketer (http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=EE78BA413CD827F1)

What's funny is, I hopped on Amazon to figure out the proper titles and tracklistings and such, and found his first album (from which several of the above are from) selling for $3.99 (http://www.amazon.com/Revenge-Telemarketers-Round-Tom-Mabe/dp/B0000488RE/sr=1-1/qid=1161589079/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/104-8636691-8104738?ie=UTF8&s=music) new!  Must be a pretty hot seller!  (http://images.dvdtalk.com/images/smilies/lol.gif)

But, as far as I'm concerned, Jerry Seinfeld's still the lord (of the manor) of dealing with the telemarketer:

Quote
Telemarketer (over phone):  Would you be interested in a subscription to the New York Times?

Jerry:  Yes! (slams down the phone)

Or there's always this little nugget:

Quote
“I'm sorry, I'm a little tied up now. Give me your home number and I’ll call you back later. Oh! You don’t like being called at home? Well, now you know how I feel.”

Ahhh. . .  good stuff.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on October 23, 2006, 04:05 AM
Jim Florentine had some really great telemarketer calls...  It was like he sat waiting on them to call.  I hear them on Stern from time to time, and they're always great stuff.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on October 24, 2006, 01:25 AM
Chuck Norris reading "Chuck Norris" jokes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCY_Bp_emJw)

Shrimp running on treadmill (http://youtube.com/watch?v=kKRkP43R8pY)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on October 24, 2006, 03:07 PM
The most frustrating Internet game I've ever played (http://moronlandmedia.com/games/boxgame/)

My best time is 9.203 seconds.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on October 25, 2006, 11:25 AM
One For the Customizers (http://www.tamponcrafts.com/) :o
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: bamaker on October 25, 2006, 12:40 PM
The most frustrating Internet game I've ever played (http://moronlandmedia.com/games/boxgame/)

My best time is 9.203 seconds.

28.935 seconds

I don't see how anybody could average 60 seconds like it claims
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on October 25, 2006, 08:33 PM
One For the Customizers (http://www.tamponcrafts.com/) :o

(http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/konfus/a010.gif)  (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/konfus/a010.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on October 26, 2006, 02:30 PM
What are you guys doing at those Minnesotan Get-Togethers? (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1715505)

(http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/konfus/a010.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on October 26, 2006, 05:54 PM
http://web.mit.edu/cjoye/www/funny/jayleno.html
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on October 28, 2006, 12:01 PM
(http://www.myheritagefiles.com/G/storage/site1/files/05/07/50/050750_107874cdd73454234duv16.JPG)

Try It (http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/tryFaceRecognition.php)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on October 28, 2006, 12:08 PM
(http://www.myheritagefiles.com/G/storage/site1/files/05/09/60/050960_76323076083454ktmjox16.JPG)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Artoo on October 28, 2006, 12:09 PM
One For the Customizers (http://www.tamponcrafts.com/) :o
LOL, that's the stupidest thing ever.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on October 28, 2006, 03:49 PM
(http://www.myheritagefiles.com/G/storage/site1/files/05/52/04/055204_2325054c2b3454qjg52707.JPG)


Shut!  Up!.
(http://www.myheritagefiles.com/G/storage/site1/files/05/52/70/055270_694103a83b3454pu7k5i07.JPG)
LMFAO.


Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on October 28, 2006, 05:22 PM
Dead ringer for Michael Stipe...that thing is eerie :P

I also notice Peter Billingsley is not a celebrity choice

(http://www.jedidefender.com/news/images/8-03/ralphie2.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jeff on October 28, 2006, 05:50 PM
Connery and Malfoy?  Awesome!  :P

(http://www.myheritagefiles.com/G/storage/site1/files/05/76/62/057662_747012b20d3454k5mrc913.JPG)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on October 28, 2006, 09:31 PM
Dead ringer for Michael Stipe...that thing is eerie :P



It's true.   One time Stipes - or Stip-o-rama, as those of us in his circle of friends call him - couldn't perform at a concert because he ate a bad chimichanga, so he asked me to stand in for him.  No one ever noticed a thing.

That's the night that I improvised and wrote the entire song "End of the World As We Know It" right off the top of my head while jamming with the band on stage.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Vator on October 28, 2006, 10:58 PM
I got Fredrik Ljungberg (71%), Penelope Cruz (66%), Vladimir Lenin (57%). Ain't that a bitch? A soccer player, an actress, and a communist revolutionary.

And with a particuarly unflattering picture, I got...

Pinina Rosenblum (67%), Andre Malraux (58%), Rolad Amundsen (57%), John Belushi (54%), and Sigmund Freud (52%)

...Never thought I'd see John Belushi and Vladimir Lenin associated somehow.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: findswoman on October 29, 2006, 01:45 AM
Oh man, I've just wasted almost a full HOUR combing through this thread and visiting some of the crazy links people have posted.  Great stuff!  Had tons of fun with that voice synthesizer gal, in a couple of different languages, sent the Mr. a Monk-E-Mail, and tried the MyHeritage Celebrity thingamajig (my top two matches are Albert Camus and DeForrest Kelley).  Drooled over the incredibly cute tampon ghostie with googly eyes.  Must admit I'm still unable to figure out that Weebl animation, however.   :)

And now, if I may add to the list...
Cover Letters From Hell (http://www.killianadvertising.com/coverletters.html)

The title's pretty self-explanatory.  Apparently these are all from real, live cover letters that people have sent to this company.  After some of the outrageousness that people have been posting here, it may seem a bit pedestrian, but nevertheless I found it good for several substantial laffs, and I hope y'all will find it so, too. 

... the Findswoman
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Biffette on October 29, 2006, 11:29 PM
I was registering at MyHeritage and someone had already taken the handle "Gonad."   :o  Go figure.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on November 4, 2006, 04:38 PM
I gotta get me one of these! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=719g8-MZ6LE)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jkno on November 6, 2006, 03:36 AM
I gotta get me one of these! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=719g8-MZ6LE)

that's weird... but funny...
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on November 6, 2006, 10:12 AM
You know....there's stupid ****, and there's Stupid.  ****. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6tlw-oPDBM&NR)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Darth_Anton on November 10, 2006, 02:05 PM
Maybe not stupid, but very funny...

Leroy Jenkins (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt on November 10, 2006, 02:33 PM
Maybe not stupid, but very funny...

Leroy Jenkins (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU)

No, it's stupid.

Behold, the atheist's nightmare. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=QGMuIyBK5P4)

Now that's stupid.

And funny.












. . .and sexy.   :-X
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt on November 11, 2006, 04:57 PM
It's official:  I hate people (http://adweek.blogs.com/adfreak/2006/11/how_bank_of_ame.html).
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on November 12, 2006, 06:21 PM
Mildly entertaining sock-matching game (http://www.tomslighthouse.net/special/Socks.swf)

Pull them out one at a time and leave them hanging in the air till you find the match, and they will go together.

(Hang on until the ending.) (http://cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/konfus/a015.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on November 13, 2006, 01:42 PM
Is anybody else here old enough to remember Tapper? (http://aolsvc.aol.com/onlinegames/tapper/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on November 13, 2006, 02:16 PM
Is anybody else here old enough to remember Tapper? (http://aolsvc.aol.com/onlinegames/tapper/)

Not nearly old enough.  :-*
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on November 13, 2006, 02:40 PM
Is anybody else here old enough to remember Tapper? (http://aolsvc.aol.com/onlinegames/tapper/)

Not nearly old enough.  :-*

Hey! >:(  I still haven't mailed your package yet mister...... :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: hansolo_506 on November 13, 2006, 06:56 PM
Is anybody else here old enough to remember Tapper? (http://aolsvc.aol.com/onlinegames/tapper/)

I am old enough to remember playing this in the arcades, before they "cleaned it up" and changed the beer to root beer.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on November 16, 2006, 12:54 AM
How white and nerdy are you? quiz (http://www.bbspot.com/News/2006/09/white-and-nerdy-quiz.php)

(http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2006/09/nerdy/36.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on November 16, 2006, 02:02 PM
Sophomoric but mildly amusing ads for Virgin Airline (http://adweek.blogs.com/adfreak/2006/11/what_is_virgin_.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on November 16, 2006, 04:30 PM
Best headline ever. (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15737511/) (http://cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/froehlich/a050.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Reid on November 16, 2006, 04:48 PM
(http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2006/09/nerdy/24.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on November 16, 2006, 08:05 PM
Best headline ever. (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15737511/) (http://cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/froehlich/a050.gif)

(http://ganjataz.com/smileys/01-grayball/images/02gb-bubble-loser.gif)  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on November 16, 2006, 10:40 PM
(http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2006/09/nerdy/36.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on November 17, 2006, 01:28 AM
Yet another parody MasterCard commercial ... but this one's worth it, I swear. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8308962544653504641&q=blow&hl=en)

;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on November 18, 2006, 11:53 AM
A skit that the cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation did for one of the Comic Relief specials. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hra0I-w3XBY) ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on November 20, 2006, 04:34 AM
The Onion -- Nation Sickened By Sight Of Happy Young Couple (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/53278)

"According to an ABC News–Washington Post poll released Monday, a significant majority of Americans believe the couple's persistent displays of affection, which include almost constant hand-holding, mutual giggling, and insufferably coy little kisses, were "******* ridiculous."

(http://cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/froehlich/a053.gif)

Man, it's funny because it's true. My best bud has spent the last several months in "the RichandAmy phase" (those of you who read the comic strip Zits know what I mean). Much to everyone else's annoyance.  We had to de facto ban them from riding in our cars at the same time. ::)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on November 21, 2006, 04:36 PM
Not Stupid ****, but it had to go somewhere:

Dude loses his Star Wars "virginity" with 14-hr saga marathon (http://www.ew.com/ew/report/0,6115,1558880_1_0_,00.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JohnH on November 21, 2006, 04:51 PM
(http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2006/09/nerdy/28.jpg)

I'm actually surprised I'm that low.  :)

John
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on November 25, 2006, 03:36 PM
I found this on the front page of addicting games.  [http://www.addictinggames.com/spidermancityraid.html]Ragdoll spiderman[/url]
It gets really hard after about a minute.

Adam
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on November 28, 2006, 11:53 PM
Shopping Mix Up: Expensive Spaghetti Sauce (http://www.kltv.com/Global/story.asp?S=5731959)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on November 29, 2006, 12:27 AM
Britain's Unluckiest Man Falls In Manhole (http://britains-unluckiest-man-falls-in-manhole.freeonlinegames.com/)

Escaped rape suspect arrested in Best Buy line for PS3 (http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentucky/news/local/16034073.htm)

Silly, silly people playing chicken with automated barrier. (http://www.biertijd.com/mediaplayer/flvplayer.swf?file=http://media.biertijd.com/movies/200610/onderen.flv&autostart=true&fs=true)

Boise rink employees fired for making late-night burger run in zambonis. (http://keyetv.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_328155941.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on November 29, 2006, 10:03 AM
I found this on the front page of addicting games.  Ragdoll spiderman (http://www.addictinggames.com/spidermancityraid.html)
It gets really hard after about a minute.

Adam

That's actually a lot of fun...at times, it can really feel like what i'd imagine webswinging would be...
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on November 29, 2006, 11:36 AM
That's actually a lot of fun...at times, it can really feel like what i'd imagine webswinging would be...

"webswinging"  I'm not quite sure why, but that has always sounded mildly preverse to me.  Like it was slang for something the boys do in your boxers...... :-X
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Sithbaker on November 29, 2006, 11:52 AM
(http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2006/09/nerdy/40.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Madcow on November 29, 2006, 12:31 PM
(http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2006/09/nerdy/44.jpg)

Woo Hoo, i'm almost half a nerd!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on November 29, 2006, 01:04 PM
(http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2006/09/nerdy/34.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Morgbug on November 29, 2006, 02:39 PM
Pffft.  Amatoors.

(http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2006/09/nerdy/58.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Darth Slothus on November 29, 2006, 04:13 PM
<a href="http://www.bbspot.com/News/2006/09/white-and-nerdy-quiz.php"><img
src="http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2006/09/nerdy/26.jpg" width="150" height="150"
border="0" alt="You are 26% white and nerdy."><br>How White and Nerdy Are You?</a>

 :( :'(

EDIT: I tried to copy it like they said but didn't get the pic  :'( . Damn I guess I'm a lesser  nerd yet because I can't get this right.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on November 29, 2006, 04:23 PM
I rool!

(http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2006/09/nerdy/100.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on November 29, 2006, 04:49 PM
(http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2006/09/nerdy/26.jpg)
 :( :'(

EDIT: I tried to copy it like they said but didn't get the pic  :'( . Damn I guess I'm a lesser  nerd yet because I can't get this right.


It's just another 20:1 trap.

Oh....and I fixed your picture.  This aint Myspace, dip****.   :-*


Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on November 29, 2006, 05:09 PM


It's just another 20:1 trap.

Oh....and I fixed your picture.  This aint Myspace, dip****.   :-*




No, you rool 8)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Darth Slothus on November 29, 2006, 05:18 PM
(http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2006/09/nerdy/26.jpg)
 :( :'(

EDIT: I tried to copy it like they said but didn't get the pic  :'( . Damn I guess I'm a lesser  nerd yet because I can't get this right.


I fixed your picture.  This aint Myspace, dip****.   :-*


Thanks, Dick
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on November 29, 2006, 05:54 PM
Thanks, Dick

Your forgot something.   ::)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Darth Slothus on November 29, 2006, 06:07 PM
Yeah, I wondered why the ignorant response but wasn't surprised by it or yours, twice. It wasn't enough to gen-up a  ::) though :-\.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on November 29, 2006, 06:42 PM
Actually...you know what...I'll gladly file a mea culpa on this one.

I thought that the white and nerdy site, like most quiz sites of it's kind, had code options that said "to post on Myspace, copy and paste" and "to post UBB Code, copy and paste."   

I just checked, and it's not that obvious.

dip**** was meant as a punch on the arm, noogie, way to overlook the obvious and not follow directions kind of ribbing that I would have given anyone.  Turns out, this was more of an honest, easy to make mistake than I though it was, so I've got the egg on me.



Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on November 29, 2006, 06:52 PM
I found this on the front page of addicting games.  Ragdoll spiderman (http://www.addictinggames.com/spidermancityraid.html)
It gets really hard after about a minute.

Adam

That's actually a lot of fun...at times, it can really feel like what i'd imagine webswinging would be...

That is MUCH harder to play at home on the laptop touchpad.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on November 29, 2006, 07:33 PM
(http://www.80stees.com/images/products/ROTN_Ogre-Tee-shirt.jpg)   :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on November 29, 2006, 08:20 PM
George Lucas Presents: Singin' in the Rain (Special Edition) (http://www.devilducky.com/media/54471/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on November 30, 2006, 02:04 AM
Um, go check out that top score (http://www.gamezhero.com/topscore/spidermancityraid/recent.html?utm_campaign=spiderman_city_raid&utm_source=spiderman_city_raid&utm_medium=submit_top_score) of the Spiderman Game.

I'm really, really good at it.  :-*
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on November 30, 2006, 08:43 AM
that would make you monkey.d-luffy?

impressive.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on November 30, 2006, 05:28 PM
Man, Crack really is wack (http://articles.news.aol.com/news/_a/deputies-pull-naked-man-from-alligators/20061129190309990003?ncid=NWS00010000000001)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on December 1, 2006, 01:32 AM
I love the look on the hippo's face (http://youtube.com/watch?v=d3hJhyOQ_eA)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on December 1, 2006, 01:56 AM
The Star Wars Cantina with Richard Pryor as the bartender. First sketch of his show on NBC. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUa6khH1A-o)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on December 1, 2006, 02:51 AM
(http://photos-841.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v45/165/115/16819890/n16819890_32065841_4781.jpg)

I don't know where this originally came from, but it pwns.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on December 1, 2006, 02:53 AM
From the "No ****, Sherlock" file (http://www.startribune.com/789/story/592623.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on December 1, 2006, 09:09 PM
A daddy is the breadwinner. You dig what I'm sayin'? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0rwG39Jzk)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on December 2, 2006, 06:09 PM
Um, go check out that top score (http://www.gamezhero.com/topscore/spidermancityraid/recent.html?utm_campaign=spiderman_city_raid&utm_source=spiderman_city_raid&utm_medium=submit_top_score) of the Spiderman Game.

I'm really, really good at it.  :-*

Were you top on recent, daily, weekly, or all time??
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 6, 2006, 02:26 AM
The Church of the Latter-Day Dude (http://www.dudeism.com/)

Come join the slowest-growing religion in the world - Dudeism. An ancient philosophy that preaches non-preachiness, practices as little as possible, and above all, uh...lost my train of thought there. Anyway, if you'd like to find peace on earth and goodwill, man, we'll help you get started. Right after a little nap.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on December 6, 2006, 05:33 PM
^ Awesome. 8)

Lifesize Jabba on eBay. Quite impressive actually. (http://cgi.ebay.com/Lebensgrosse-Star-Wars-Jabba-The-Hutt-Figur_W0QQitemZ170056174193QQihZ007QQcategoryZ8680QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on December 8, 2006, 10:35 PM
The Onion: Holiday Advertisers Seek Coveted Dicktard Demographic (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/56017)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on December 9, 2006, 03:05 AM
"It must be some redneck thing." (http://www.wgal.com/news/10481786/detail.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on December 9, 2006, 12:23 PM
The Mii Lebowski (http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=23836)

Nobody ***** with the Jesus pony (http://youtube.com/watch?v=E39u7w3lYsA)

We ***** you up, He-Man! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=G9W4cQ_wTuI)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on December 9, 2006, 08:10 PM
David Blaine Street Magic Spoof! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYxu_MQSTTY)  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on December 11, 2006, 03:51 AM
Church sign generator (http://churchsigngenerator.com/)

(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y151/ValinKenobi/Other/churchsign_takinghereasy.jpg)

(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y151/ValinKenobi/Other/churchsign_andshepherdsweshallbe.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on December 12, 2006, 03:46 PM
(http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/12-08-06-christmas/eightcell.jpg) (http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4301)

(Clicky for more!)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 13, 2006, 03:40 AM
(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6360/churchsignia7.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 13, 2006, 03:59 AM
(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/2474/churchsignuu3.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on December 14, 2006, 01:04 AM
WTF??? (http://www.aintitcool.com/node/30961)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on December 14, 2006, 02:04 AM
Looks painful, don't it? (http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=15&pos=125)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on December 14, 2006, 05:42 AM
All glory to the HypnoToad! (http://r33b.net/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on December 14, 2006, 10:58 AM
is there something that I'm missing on the Hypnotoad?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on December 14, 2006, 11:46 AM
Apparently so. :)

Hypnotoad is from Futurama. That's all he ever does--sits there with eyes oscillating and emits the buzzing sound.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaCuX7t1RGo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z86zW8z8hsc&NR

He even has his own TV show:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u_wav2N1mE
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on December 14, 2006, 10:00 PM
I love the look on the hippo's face (http://youtube.com/watch?v=d3hJhyOQ_eA)

Turns out there's a whole series of these "Pat & Stanley" videos (http://www.rivelazioni.com/mm/pat_stanley_happy_hippo/).

They're in French, but most of them are still pretty funny. And even where one doesn't get the actual joke, cartoon animals yelling at one another in French is inherently entertaining anyway.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on December 15, 2006, 12:15 AM
Willrow Hood has jumped the shark (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=102299401)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on December 15, 2006, 01:01 AM
Quote
Who I'd like to meet:
The white girl that Administrator Calrissian was trying to hook up with. She looked FINE!

I also would like to meet some Twi'leks with some badonkadonk.

(http://cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/konfus/a010.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on December 15, 2006, 09:52 AM
lmao....dustin roberts is in his friends list, along with about a bajillion camwhores.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jkno on December 16, 2006, 01:44 PM
........................
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on December 17, 2006, 11:42 PM
GI JOE THE EPIC SAGA EPISODE TEN & A HALF (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJuRBiPiXEc)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt on December 18, 2006, 10:27 AM
What are you getting your girl for Christmas?

I know what I'm getting mine. . . (http://www.youtube.com/v/1dmVU08zVpA)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on December 18, 2006, 04:02 PM
Brilliant (http://www.browserarcade.com/games/other/idiottest/) (On the 2nd try :-[)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on December 18, 2006, 04:03 PM
What are you getting your girl for Christmas?

I know what I'm getting mine. . . (http://www.youtube.com/v/1dmVU08zVpA)

If I wanted to return it, could I get cash back for it, or would I have to take a store credit?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on December 18, 2006, 04:21 PM
Brilliant (http://www.browserarcade.com/games/other/idiottest/) (On the 2nd try :-[)

Same here. I lost it at "lightest blue square" and hit the lightest rectangle instead. (http://media.ign.com/boardfaces/34.gif) I did everything else perfectly though.

Where did you go awry?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on December 18, 2006, 04:23 PM
Same -- I fell for the "lightest blue" rectangle.....
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on December 18, 2006, 05:18 PM
I didn't press the green button fast enough...then I got pissed and went back and did everything right...


I'm bitter over that step.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on December 18, 2006, 06:35 PM
There's one thing wrong with the test.  One time it tells you to hit the rectangle...they're all rectangles since a square is a rectangle with 4 equal sides.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on December 18, 2006, 07:38 PM
Surprisingly Challenging (http://www.chilloutplaygames.com/play-326-Boobs_Butt_or_Shoulder.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on December 18, 2006, 07:44 PM
Surprisingly Challenging (http://www.chilloutplaygames.com/play-326-Boobs_Butt_or_Shoulder.html)

LOL!  ;D

How not to rob a liquor store (http://www.glumbert.com/media/badrobber)  ::)  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on December 18, 2006, 08:31 PM
Surprisingly Challenging (http://www.chilloutplaygames.com/play-326-Boobs_Butt_or_Shoulder.html)

What the hell is wrong with you?  I got 30 out of 30? ::) ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on December 18, 2006, 09:41 PM
Surprisingly Challenging (http://www.chilloutplaygames.com/play-326-Boobs_Butt_or_Shoulder.html)

What the hell is wrong with you?  I got 30 out of 30? ::) ;)

lesbian
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on December 18, 2006, 10:41 PM
World's tallest man saves dolphin (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6178659.stm)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on December 19, 2006, 01:32 AM
Turkish firefighter botches safety demonstration (http://www.farsitube.com/videos/Funny/Stupid_Turkish_Firefighter)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on December 19, 2006, 03:27 AM
Surprisingly Challenging (http://www.chilloutplaygames.com/play-326-Boobs_Butt_or_Shoulder.html)

LOL!  ;D

How not to rob a liquor store (http://www.glumbert.com/media/badrobber)  ::)  ;D

In related news... (http://youtube.com/watch?v=WIGrIfIj6aY) If you can make it past the first minute and a half, that's where I think the comedy starts.


I got a 16/30 on the boob test, but in my defense, I haven't gotten any, so it's not a matter of stupidity...I hope.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on December 19, 2006, 01:51 PM
Rollin With Saget (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I0U4P9Imis) :D - watch for a couple cameos.  Language NSFW.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on December 21, 2006, 02:53 AM
Cure for cancer? Not in the next 20 years. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwOWxWUtqOI)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 21, 2006, 03:08 AM
In New York, no one can hear you scream. (http://alienlovespredator.com/index.php)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 23, 2006, 06:09 PM
I wonder what Star Wars would look like as a silent film.


A lot like this, I bet. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mBDQXWflbM&eurl=)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on December 29, 2006, 05:51 PM
SNL Star Trek: The Last Voyage of the Starship Enterprise (http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/55741/)   :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on December 29, 2006, 10:08 PM
funny skit, but i think my favorite part was seeing the old peacock logo come up.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on December 29, 2006, 11:59 PM
Gollum Rap (http://www.devilducky.com/media/9465/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on January 3, 2007, 09:09 PM
I can read your mind! (http://www.dybala.com/d/trick/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on January 4, 2007, 12:30 AM
Old Trick....still pretty neat when you see it the first time.

Not a trick, but some interesting information. (http://www.paulsadowski.com:80/birthday.asp)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on January 4, 2007, 01:59 AM
Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tP4LIj9QHM)

(http://cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/f045.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt on January 4, 2007, 11:02 AM
Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tP4LIj9QHM)

I find this Patrick Stewart clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aomCvEBBHR0) much funnier.

"I've seen everything, you know.  I've seen it all."
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on January 5, 2007, 01:30 AM
Starbucks To Begin Sinister 'Phase Two' Of Operation (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28657) (The Onion March 14 2001)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on January 5, 2007, 01:32 AM
"Fine beef" (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5370162/) (July 2004)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on January 5, 2007, 01:34 AM
Drinking and shotguns in the pants don't mix (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5431787/) (July 2004)

Quote
SHEFFIELD, England - A man who shot himself in the groin after drinking 15 pints of beer and stuffing a sawed-off shotgun down his trousers was jailed for five years Tuesday for illegal possession of a firearm.

[...]

Judge Robert Moore said recent legislation regarding banned weapons meant he had to impose the statutory five-year minimum sentence.

"The shooting of yourself is plainly an exceptional circumstance which is capable of reducing the sentence," Moore said. "But in this case, I am quite certain, it does not justify reducing it below the statutory minimum."

As if shooting yourself in the man-bits isn't sufficient punishment by itself.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on January 5, 2007, 01:53 AM
Shoot the Crazy Frog minigame (http://crazyfrog.yourebustingmyballs.com/shoot_the_crazy_frog_mini_game/)

So far I've made it to 79, with the help of some nice bounces.

Still not as good as the Kitten Cannon (http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html), though.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on January 5, 2007, 04:11 AM
The Pants Whisperer (http://thepantswhisperer.com/)

Anyone else have a ************ of a time with the buffering on that site?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Dressel Rebel on January 6, 2007, 10:35 PM
Well I think the black dress won. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hywNvO04OE)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Logray2776 on January 7, 2007, 01:34 PM
Not **** per se , but interesting none the less.....

Type "telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl" in the run command.

You will be treated to Star Wars in ASCII animation. ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on January 7, 2007, 09:12 PM
What are you getting your girl for Christmas?

I know what I'm getting mine. . . (http://www.youtube.com/v/1dmVU08zVpA)

My Box in a Box (http://youtube.com/watch?v=3xElIik0Ys0)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on January 9, 2007, 12:57 AM
Spiders on Drugs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc) - classic Canadian documentary.  8)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on January 9, 2007, 01:15 AM
Classic! (http://www.telusplanet.net/public/djustus/Southern%20Alberta%20Storms/KVROFLMAO.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on January 9, 2007, 05:07 AM
Ever wanted to slay saber-wielding Boy Scouts by the dozens? Me neither, but here it is anyway. (http://www.myspacegeek.net/games/play-4568-Staggy_the_Boyscout_Slayer.html)

Surprisingly entertaining. My high score thus far is 1520.

(Make sure to hit Play Full Screen at the bottom.)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: stormie on January 9, 2007, 09:46 AM
Just what I needed to start my too-early day. Notice the especially "geeky" boyscouts with the lightsabers and Vader helmets? Nice touch.  :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on January 9, 2007, 05:17 PM
Head of Warner Music Group "fairly certain" his children have illegally downloaded music. (http://blogs.reuters.com/2006/12/01/the-most-dangerous-download-of-all/)

Quote
AP: So, you have seven children, have you ever caught any of them using Gnutella or Limewire or the P2P network?

EB: I have. I explained to them what I believe is right, that the principle involved is that stealing music is stealing music. Frankly, right is right and wrong is wrong, particularly when a parent is talking to a child, a bright line around moral responsibility is very important. I can assure you they no longer do that.

AP: What were the consequences?

EB: I think I’ll keep that within the family. (Laughter)

So everyone else gets sued into poverty or does time, and record execs' kids get a good talking-to. Loverly.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on January 9, 2007, 09:46 PM
eBayer bids $20k for Texas snowball (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/01/06/texas_snowball/)

SNOWBALL HISTORICAL 109YRS OLD TEXAS BLIZZARD SNOW BALL (http://cgi.ebay.com/SNOWBALL-HISTORICAL-109YRS-OLD-TEXAS-BLIZZARD-SNOW-BALL_W0QQitemZ150076946431QQihZ005QQcategoryZ1468QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on January 9, 2007, 11:35 PM
On email forwarding (http://info.org.il/irrelevant/may02-smilepop-soapbox4.swf)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on January 10, 2007, 01:13 AM
"The man went into the Royal Oak pub in Southampton, ordered half a pint of lager then spent 40 minutes expertly taking the white toilet bowl off the wall." (http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,70131-13560266,00.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on January 10, 2007, 02:22 AM
Find your inner idiot. (http://www.oddcast.com/home/demos/tts/frameset.php?frame1=talk)

I've spent about half an hour making this chick say various dirty things, proving that my sense of humor hasn't matured since I was eleven.

Try giving Big Lebowski quotes to Simon, the British dude. :P One of my finest achievements.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 10, 2007, 03:50 AM
The luckiest sumbitch in the world. (http://www.mustangworld.com/forums/showthread.php?t=457943)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 10, 2007, 03:55 AM
Scans of the original Mars Attacks! cards. (http://www.marsattacksfan.com/cards.htm)

(http://www.marsattacksfan.com/mars50.gif)

(http://www.marsattacksfan.com/mars36.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on January 16, 2007, 06:57 PM
Borat in 30 Seconds (http://www.starz.com/features/bunnyclub/borat/)  :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on January 17, 2007, 03:49 AM
Just when you thought SpongeBob couldn't get any gayer. (http://collegehumor.com/video:1666286/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 18, 2007, 01:50 AM
Just a spoonful of cinnamon. (http://www.break.com/index/just_a_spoonful_of_cinnamon.html)

Stuff like this is why we, as a species, can't have nice things.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on January 18, 2007, 02:08 AM
^ That is an incredibly dumb video, but I won't lie--it made me laugh.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on January 22, 2007, 08:40 PM
 :-X  ;D

Aussie Toilet Paper (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMSvWhhA5A4)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on January 24, 2007, 08:32 PM
 (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/konfus/a010.gif)   Star Wars reenacted with hands. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IbV7ad2xgY&eurl=)  (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/konfus/a010.gif) 
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Sithbaker on January 24, 2007, 08:35 PM
(http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/konfus/a010.gif)   Star Wars reenacted with hands. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IbV7ad2xgY&eurl=)  (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/konfus/a010.gif) 

Happy Hands club?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt on January 24, 2007, 10:35 PM
Find out which bands are turning your children gay. (http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JohnH on January 25, 2007, 12:06 AM
Find out which bands are turning your children gay. (http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands)


Hmmm...of all those, Morrissey is the one that's "questionable"?

John
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on January 25, 2007, 12:20 AM
The following are the only bands I will now listen to...

UnderOath
Cyndi Lauper
Falling Up
Flyleaf
THE TURNING
Disciple
P.O.D
By The Tree
Scott Reed
Michael W. Smith
Jars of Clay
DC Talk
Danielson
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on January 25, 2007, 01:54 AM
what the hell is Cyndi Lauper doing on that list??

That's weird enough that I googled her...her official site has a big 'ole link to the Matthew Shepphard foundation for embracing diversity.

Someone at that pray away the gay site didn't do their homework.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on January 25, 2007, 02:08 AM
(http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j40/Rattanack/funny/doodie5bb.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on January 25, 2007, 04:24 AM
Quote from: the site
C.H.O.P.S stands for CHANGING HOMOSEXUALS into ORDINARY PEOPLE.

Ummmm ... no it doesn't. That "S" has to come from somewhere.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: EdSolo on January 25, 2007, 07:21 AM
Find out which bands are turning your children gay. (http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands)

Hmm...Elton John and Indigo Girls must turn you super gay since they are on the list twice.

Metallica is a surprise...I mean they've turned into huge wusses over the past decade and a half, but not gay.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: stormie on January 25, 2007, 12:36 PM
Find out which bands are turning your children gay. (http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands)

Ted Nugent?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: ruiner on January 25, 2007, 12:42 PM

Metallica is a surprise..., but not gay.

Kirk Hammett. 
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 27, 2007, 12:20 AM
The Concourse of Hypocrisy (http://zombietime.com/concourse_of_hypocrisy/concourse.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 27, 2007, 12:25 AM
Portable pole dancing! (http://www.peekaboopoledancing.com/product_info.php?products_id=132)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 27, 2007, 12:27 AM
Unroll the toilet paper. (http://www.papertoilet.com/)


Stupidest thing we've yet found, I'm sure.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 27, 2007, 12:30 AM
The Missile Game (http://jayisgames.com/archives/2006/11/the_missile_game_3d.php)

Quite addictive.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on January 28, 2007, 05:02 AM
It's just like a mini...mall. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on January 28, 2007, 10:58 PM
Star Wars 3 1/2: Star Trek (http://americancomedynetwork.com/animation.html?bit_id=19280)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 29, 2007, 12:10 AM
The Death Forecast. (http://www.bored.com/deathforecast/index.php)

Sounds like I'm only going to make it to 59.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Sithbaker on January 29, 2007, 05:06 AM
It is estimated that you will die at the age of 71 Years Old.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Straxus on January 29, 2007, 06:05 AM
Not sure if this has been posted already... I tried a search but did not find it...

Star Wars vs Star Trek
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNxhrPaaCA4

EDIT-
OK, I gotta add this... I am in tears from laughing...this is great...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0rwG39Jzk

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on January 29, 2007, 10:05 AM
The Death Forecast. (http://www.bored.com/deathforecast/index.php)

77 years for me
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: tonphanan on January 29, 2007, 02:26 PM
my Death forecast...58. I got 30 more years to go I better get cracken.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Darth Slothus on January 29, 2007, 03:42 PM
78

41 years to go.....

their 'system' thought poorly of my answers..even though 3 of my 4 Gp's lived over 86(1 over 90) and had no history of heart problems or Blood pressure/cholesterol problems. My other grandfather didn't make it to old age, he was killed serving the axis germans (WW2).

DS
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Reid on January 29, 2007, 09:20 PM
Reid's Death Forecast:

It is estimated that you will die at the age of 75 Years Old.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on January 29, 2007, 09:29 PM
70, guess I should start planning.  :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 1, 2007, 01:26 AM
The ****** Family. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm)

Brits. Honestly.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on February 1, 2007, 02:47 AM
Quote
The great British ****** is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year

The US and England.  Two countries separated by 3,000 miles of ocean and a language.  :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on February 3, 2007, 09:54 PM
Nobody Tells This Wookie What To Do (http://news.aol.com/entertainment/articles/_a/chewbacca-arrested-for-headbutting/20070203154909990001)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on February 4, 2007, 04:31 AM
Here's a classic that just had to be reposted - The Kitten Cannon (http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html)

My best score so far - 1071 ft.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Vator on February 4, 2007, 12:14 PM
Neat game, thus far my highest has been 1,107ft.  :-*

Beat it, and also: Go Bears!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Diddly on February 4, 2007, 01:00 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/DiddlySquat/kittenscore.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on February 4, 2007, 08:53 PM
Here's a classic that just had to be reposted - The Kitten Cannon (http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html)

My best score so far - 1071 ft.

Better luck today!

(http://www.jedidefender.com/jwall/pics/KittenCannon1.jpg)

 :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt on February 6, 2007, 03:12 PM
(http://www.bigfootencounters.com/files/mk_davis_pgf.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on February 6, 2007, 03:30 PM
Here's a classic that just had to be reposted - The Kitten Cannon (http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html)

My best score so far - 1071 ft.

I finally got a "decent" score -- 1253 - now I can return to wasting my time on other things......
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Sithbaker on February 7, 2007, 09:20 PM
http://www.addictinggames.com/rocketbooster.html
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on February 7, 2007, 09:26 PM
Robot Ride 5 (http://www.devilducky.com/media/57229/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on February 7, 2007, 11:54 PM
Robot Ride 5 (http://www.devilducky.com/media/57229/)

oh my GOD.  that made me a little sick to my stomach....was sure it was going to hit his head on the floor.  VERY close.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on February 9, 2007, 07:33 PM
Law and Order meets Star Wars in this HQ fan film.

The Trial of Han Solo (http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/57389/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on February 13, 2007, 12:08 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/AngelOfIllness/WickerManBearSuitPunch2.gif)


I love it.

Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on February 13, 2007, 01:45 PM
Law and Order meets Star Wars in this HQ fan film.

The Trial of Han Solo (http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/57389/)


gyah....could have done without the dudity.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on February 13, 2007, 02:59 PM
Law and Order meets Star Wars in this HQ fan film.

The Trial of Han Solo (http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/57389/)

Jesus.  Have they ever watched Law and Order?  Defense sits on the right, prosecution on the left.  Duh.  Where did they find the sanctimonious hippy judge?  I fell asleep 8 times in his soapbox speech.

Some people have way too much time on their hands.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JohnH on February 13, 2007, 03:26 PM
Oh my...Wicker Man.  When Nick Cage put on that bear suit and started kicking all the ladies' asses, that movie lost all creditibility.

John
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Famine on February 13, 2007, 09:01 PM
Oh my...Wicker Man.  When Nick Cage put on that bear suit and started kicking all the ladies' asses, that movie lost all creditibility.

John

I disagree John. I think it was the only way for it to gain credibility was for Nick Cage to put on a bear suit and start engaging those Bee worshipers in hand to hand combat.

Kevin
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 15, 2007, 12:16 AM
Screw the Darwin Awards. (http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/122560.html) These are much more interesting ways people have died.

This is probably my favorite one-

6- Megan Fry, 44 years old, is killed by 14 state troopers after she wandered onto a live firing, fake town, simulation. Seeing all the troopers walking slowly down the street Megan Fry had jumped out in front of them and yelled Boo!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Straxus on February 15, 2007, 02:56 PM
Found this one yesterday...
The Emperor Gets A Job (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJb4N6cEJAs)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Diddly on February 15, 2007, 06:04 PM
David Blane's Street Magic: YouTube Edition (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYxu_MQSTTY) (contains some NSFW language)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on February 16, 2007, 10:53 AM
David Blane's Street Magic: YouTube Edition (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYxu_MQSTTY) (contains some NSFW language)

And shortly after filming this clip, they all went home and took turns pulling the ace of clubs out of their asses.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 21, 2007, 11:53 AM
Tank Ball (http://www.maidmarian.com/tank.htm)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 24, 2007, 12:27 AM
Bollywood Superman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVbdFDbcLSA&NR)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 24, 2007, 12:31 AM
Alright, who invited those ******' Jedi? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOwXIarEpzI)

Some naughty language there. Careful.

YouTube: Making People's Stupidity Accessible to Everyone Since 2005.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 24, 2007, 12:33 AM
Virtual High Five! (http://www.platypus-society.net/VH5/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on February 24, 2007, 07:52 PM
Tank Ball (http://www.maidmarian.com/tank.htm)

ok...that wasn't stupid...that was just fun
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Deanpaul on February 25, 2007, 08:36 PM
Tank Ball (http://www.maidmarian.com/tank.htm)

ok...that wasn't stupid...that was just fun

If you really want to create chaos, log in, check someone's name and color, log out and back in as them.  You may need to type "/join 5" or whatever the room number was, no biggie.  Then start shooting their team.  Watch the comments fly.

Com-o-dee!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 27, 2007, 01:13 AM
Eight Women Who Look Better Bald Than Britney (http://wiw.org/~jess/archives/2007/02/19/eight-bald-women/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: King_Maul on February 27, 2007, 01:19 AM
 :)  Of course, Natalie Portman is the best out of the eight!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on February 28, 2007, 09:30 PM
Beer Launching Fridge (http://www.devilducky.com/media/58410/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on March 1, 2007, 02:21 AM
Beer Launching Fridge (http://www.devilducky.com/media/58410/)

Where do I order one?  :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 2, 2007, 02:48 AM
From the culture that brought you the experience of eating food served on a human body, the experience of eating food served in a human body. (http://www.weirdasianews.com/2006/11/08/japanese-banquet-of-cannibalism/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt on March 12, 2007, 04:10 PM
This might not be stupid (nor ****) afterall, since they do include such media (and JD) darlings like Radiohead, Tool and The Cure:

www.babyrockrecords.com (http://www.babyrockrecords.com/web/page.asp?pgs=products)

However, the term Musak keeps repeating in my mind.

Esquire Magazine has awarded their Best Kids' Album of 2006 to:

(http://www.babyrockrecords.com/web/images/products/9609.gif)

And after listening to the samples on the website, I'd have to agree.  I've said before that I don't believe in kids (and I still don't), but if I did, this is the type of stuff I'd play for them.  I don't want my make believe kids growing up on, say, the Wiggles, for example. . .
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on March 12, 2007, 09:19 PM
Spiderman (Japanese Style) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwe4wmAdVZw)

Yeah... yeah... yeah... whoa!

Whoa... ah yeah!  ::)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on March 13, 2007, 02:27 AM
This might not be stupid (nor ****) afterall, since they do include such media (and JD) darlings like Radiohead, Tool and The Cure:

www.babyrockrecords.com (http://www.babyrockrecords.com/web/page.asp?pgs=products)


Esquire Magazine has awarded their Best Kids' Album of 2006 to:

(http://www.babyrockrecords.com/web/images/products/9609.gif)

And after listening to the samples on the website, I'd have to agree.  I've said before that I don't believe in kids (and I still don't), but if I did, this is the type of stuff I'd play for them.  I don't want my make believe kids growing up on, say, the Wiggles, for example. . .

Woah, too cool.  I just ordered the Metallica album.  8)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on March 15, 2007, 08:06 PM
Noooo! (http://www.devilducky.com/media/59142/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jayson on March 15, 2007, 08:14 PM
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on March 15, 2007, 11:06 PM
This might not be stupid (nor ****) afterall, since they do include such media (and JD) darlings like Radiohead, Tool and The Cure:

www.babyrockrecords.com (http://www.babyrockrecords.com/web/page.asp?pgs=products)

However, the term Musak keeps repeating in my mind.

Esquire Magazine has awarded their Best Kids' Album of 2006 to:

(http://www.babyrockrecords.com/web/images/products/9609.gif)

And after listening to the samples on the website, I'd have to agree.  I've said before that I don't believe in kids (and I still don't), but if I did, this is the type of stuff I'd play for them.  I don't want my make believe kids growing up on, say, the Wiggles, for example. . .
I just saw this...I hate you, Ralph Malph
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: King_Maul on March 17, 2007, 04:43 PM
Noooo! (http://www.devilducky.com/media/59142/)
YES, that was funny...
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: MetalJedi on March 17, 2007, 04:49 PM
Noooo! (http://www.devilducky.com/media/59142/)

What movie is that where the two soldiers have that woman and she blows up?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: commander apoc on March 18, 2007, 03:31 AM
Noooo! (http://www.devilducky.com/media/59142/)

What movie is that where the two soldiers have that woman and she blows up?

swordfish
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on March 19, 2007, 01:33 PM
Trippy (http://www.devilducky.com/media/45655/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: MetalJedi on March 23, 2007, 05:45 AM
Noooo! (http://www.devilducky.com/media/59142/)

What movie is that where the two soldiers have that woman and she blows up?

swordfish

Thank you.  :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: ruiner on March 27, 2007, 03:54 PM
I'm sure we've all seen this one but it deserves another nod:

Robin Williams on Golf (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3636435540043947603)


Check your volume if you're at work.  Profanity riden.

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 29, 2007, 01:11 AM
How Many of Me (http://www.howmanyofme.com/)

There are 301,481,366 people in the United States of America. If everyone in the U.S. lined up single file, the line would stretch around the Earth almost 7 times. That's a lot of people.

The U.S. Census Bureau statistics tell us that there are at least 88,799 different last names and 5,163 different first names in common use in the United States. Some names are more common than others.

There are 49,785 people named John Smith in the United States.  There are 1,053 people named James Bond, 114 people named Harry Potter , 506 people named George Bush, and 31 people named Emily Dickinson. However, Johnny Cash (39 people) songs aside there are, statistically speaking, very few boys named Sue.

What about you? How many people share your name? Enter it and find out how many of you there are.


There are four of me.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on March 29, 2007, 02:02 AM
How Many of Me (http://www.howmanyofme.com/)

# There are 327,107 people in the U.S. with the first name Jesse.
# Statistically the 186th most popular first name.
# 96.31 percent of people with the first name Jesse are male.

# There are 69 people in the U.S. named Jesse Wall.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on March 29, 2007, 07:43 AM
How Many of Me (http://www.howmanyofme.com/)

* There are 369,315 people in the U.S. with the first name Tracy.
* Statistically the 154th most popular first name.

* There are 392 people in the U.S. with the last name Hladik.

* There are 0 people in the U.S. named Tracy Hladik. While both names you entered were found in our database, neither was common enough to make it likely that someone in the U.S. has that name.

 ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: ruiner on March 29, 2007, 09:17 AM

* There are 0 people in the U.S. named Tracy Hladik. While both names you entered were found in our database, neither was common enough to make it likely that someone in the U.S. has that name.



Weird.  There should be at least one...or is there something you're not telling us?

Terrorist!

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on March 29, 2007, 10:37 AM
gotta love the zoo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2y_LEbdEVE)

 :-\
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Lady Jaye on March 29, 2007, 03:02 PM
Blech...I had to stop midway, that **** was disgusting!! :P No pun intended!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on March 29, 2007, 04:11 PM
oh no no....you've GOTTA stay for the end.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jayson on March 30, 2007, 02:09 PM
Gross! (http://wcco.com/topstories/local_story_088224059.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on March 30, 2007, 04:14 PM
Quote
However, Huebner wasn't protected or warned about the blood because his immediate bosses didn't know about.

"We did not specifically know that this particular facility was discharging blood into the sewer system," said Minneapolis Public Works Deputy Director Heidi Hamilton.

Ah...they just assumed it was the usual ****, piss, used condoms, rats, and dead hookers.  Had he known there was blood, he would have defintely had some goggles.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Reid on March 30, 2007, 06:54 PM
There are 10,552 people in the U.S. with the first name Reid.
Statistically the 1798th most popular first name.
More than 99.9 percent of people with the first name Reid are male.
There are 174,865 people in the U.S. with the last name Perkins.
Statistically the 160th most popular last name.

There are 6 people in the U.S. named Reid Perkins.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Vator on March 30, 2007, 07:20 PM
Andrew Margalit...

There are 812,521 people in the U.S. with the first name Andrew.
Statistically the 54th most popular first name.
99.63 percent of people with the first name Andrew are male.
There are 0 people in the U.S. named Andrew Margalit.

The fact that there aren't any other Andrew Margalits out there isn't all too suprising to me. I can think of about 6-8 other Margalits I've heard of in the U.S. who aren't related, but alas the last name is primarily found in Israel ... though in some Jewish Communities (Los Angeles, from what I've seen online, primarily. Of course, this might just be a misconception on my part...), Margalit ("ruby") is a semi-popular first name.

Funny thing about names... my father had petitioned for me to be named Vladimyr, which I would have opted for were I to have had any say. Still, Andrew works well enough.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Dressel Rebel on April 1, 2007, 12:24 AM
Taser taser taser DEPLOY!!!  Cop checks to make sure no chairs were harmed in the making of this surveillance video. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWaCD6jIH5Q)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt on April 3, 2007, 11:57 AM
Alanis Morissette's earnest take on "My Humps" (http://youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on April 3, 2007, 01:35 PM
That's cute, but Ben Folds did it better (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3C4N6p78io)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on April 3, 2007, 07:46 PM
TERMINATOR VS ROBOCOP.EPISODE 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86ltDTU1R8A)

TERMINATOR VS ROBOCOP.EPISODE 2 + TEASER EP 3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_sSsJBFvR0&mode=related&search=)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on April 4, 2007, 08:08 PM
Dynamite Surfing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR_naKxLEPc)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on April 4, 2007, 09:21 PM
Dynamite Surfing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR_naKxLEPc)

That gives me an idea...  :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on April 5, 2007, 12:34 AM
I call bull**** on that one.  It looks like they superimposed a guy surfing on the ocean onto that lake.

Besides....that's actually a great way to go fishing.   :o
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on April 8, 2007, 06:14 AM
"What's happening, dad? Why is she like that?" (http://www.newsday.com/news/local/longisland/ny-limovi0406,0,7940397.story)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on April 8, 2007, 02:57 PM
How Many of Me (http://www.howmanyofme.com/)

347 of me

3 of which live in the town I live in now (according to the phone book) that seems like some sort of weird statistical anomaly
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scott on April 8, 2007, 03:04 PM
Alanis Morissette's earnest take on "My Humps" (http://youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g)
That was great!  Thanks for sharing, Matty :-*
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 11, 2007, 02:29 AM
Possibly the greatest video to ever grace the interwebs: Soundwave vs. Dollansky. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6klaUw997Qo)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Dressel Rebel on April 12, 2007, 09:23 AM
A bad day at the office (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,265502,00.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on April 12, 2007, 03:14 PM
Another one from the "No ****, Sherlock" file (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070412/od_nm/britain_driving_dc;_ylt=AuIb0EZ0gpAEsv4jn0Ay5VkZ.3QA)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jayson on April 13, 2007, 04:07 PM
Well, it's been fun folks (http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8OFTIU00&show_article=1)  :'(
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on April 14, 2007, 10:50 AM
Psh whatever, we've got another ten years. We'll be fine.........I hope :-\
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on April 16, 2007, 05:09 PM
How many dancers were killed filming this video? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_2gW3zwMMQ)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on April 16, 2007, 05:42 PM
"The fire would have been just under your buttocks." (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,266300,00.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on April 17, 2007, 04:22 PM
angry mobs are fun (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1753481)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on April 19, 2007, 03:57 AM
The Don Imus Slur Bracket: Mapping the path to 'Nappy-headed Hos' (http://radaronline.com/features/misc_content/070406_don_imus/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on April 20, 2007, 09:11 AM
Well I Learned something today (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Boston_Molasses_Disaster)

Not exactly stupid ****....also, there's nothing funny about that many deaths - and yet.......somehow .....seriously???
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on April 20, 2007, 01:08 PM
I guess the next time my mother uses the phrase "you're as slow as molasses" I can say "well, actually......."
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 20, 2007, 10:47 PM
I bet there isn't a sweeter way to die.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on April 22, 2007, 12:40 AM
Video to my X GIRLFRIEND!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQPs655oFls)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: pakledjim on April 25, 2007, 07:39 PM
A friend of mine sent me this link. Yoda dancing to Britney Spears.
http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Yoda_does_Britney_Spears


                     jiM
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 26, 2007, 10:37 PM
Report: Text Messaging Hurts Kids' Spelling Skills  (http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,1895,2122200,00.asp)

No wai!!!!!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Straxus on April 27, 2007, 05:20 AM
Uncyclopedia: Subject General Grievous (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/General_Grievous)

I was doing a web search looking for possible cross section pics of General Grevious when I found this link...
For some it may be entertaining...for others it might be brain damaging...I found it to be a little of both... :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on April 30, 2007, 09:10 PM
2001: A Space Odyssey (Short Version) (http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/61225/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on May 1, 2007, 12:51 AM
I still don't get it.....

 ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on May 1, 2007, 12:59 AM
Oh, so I guess you will have to wait for the sequel. 2010: The Year We Make Contact (Short Version)!  (http://www.telusplanet.net/public/djustus/rotfl.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: pakledjim on May 2, 2007, 07:30 PM
Here are some inmportant Public Service Announcements, brought to you by the Jedi Counsil for a Safer Galaxy.
http://www.black20.com/virals/?s=29
http://www.black20.com/virals/?s=11
http://www.black20.com/virals/?s=14
http://www.black20.com/virals/?s=10
http://www.black20.com/virals/?s=9
http://www.black20.com/virals/?s=34
http://www.black20.com/virals/?s=18

                     jiM
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 8, 2007, 03:08 AM
Monkeys+Darts+Balloons=Bloons (http://www.addictinggames.com/bloons.html)

There goes the rest of your week at work.  :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on May 9, 2007, 03:53 PM
very weird...i tried i don't know how many times last night to get past level 27 and couldn't.  just played again and got past it on the first try.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on May 10, 2007, 01:02 AM
I'm stuck on level 32....I just can't seem to arc the darts quite right.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on May 10, 2007, 11:00 AM
well...30 i've been stuck on for a while trying to bounce off a frozen egg with no luck, but just passed that level by an accidental fluke.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: stormie on May 10, 2007, 03:31 PM
well...30 i've been stuck on for a while trying to bounce off a frozen egg with no luck, but just passed that level by an accidental fluke.

Care to share that fluke? By a cruel and senseless quirk, I can't seem to get any work done without knowing I've mastered level 30.  :P ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on May 10, 2007, 03:57 PM
My strategy had been to try and freeze the balloons on the right, and bounce into the balloon column on the left. 

If you freeze them from the bottom, it's easy to bounce in to the bombs but you don't have enough poppable balloons.  If you shoot higher, I thought, you should be able to burst balloons and freeze from the top, but then bouncing in is damn near impossible...at least for me.

This morning, I aimed too high accidentally...fired the first dart straight up into the steel blocks.  Apparently since it was full force, it shook it enough to burst the bombs.  That left me with one dart and an easy shot to clear the right column.

I've repeated it a few times now...you have to get the dart edge to hit the steel.   Very odd.


Now I'm stuck on 32.  :(

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/name7574/bloons30.jpg)

That's the angle that seems to work...just hit the first dart full force.

I think I have the idea on 32 now too...just can't make it happen right.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: stormie on May 10, 2007, 04:15 PM
Now, how are we supposed to know that?

Your strategy was the same as mine. Thanks for the tip! I just may be able to sleep tonight.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on May 10, 2007, 06:44 PM
If you shoot the upper "freezing" balloon on level 30, you leave one of the middle baloons and pop a few others, you can then bounce the dart off that frozen balloon and into where all the bombs are.

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on May 10, 2007, 07:16 PM

Now I'm stuck on 32.  :(

I think I have the idea on 32 now too...just can't make it happen right.

I'm stuck on level 32....I just can't seem to arc the darts quite right.

You guys too? I was suck there for awhile yesterday and then I finally gave up for the day to do write my final term paper for one of my classes. Now that summer is here I don't think I can officially start until I conquer that level...  ::) :P

Edit: That was quick. 32 is done on my third try today. :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 11, 2007, 01:09 AM
Star Wars toys that never made it. (http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=15)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Darth Slothus on May 11, 2007, 03:50 AM
bloons, beat it!

Last level is cool especially with the mines bouncing around after you win
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: evenflow on May 14, 2007, 06:15 PM
Am i the only one who thinks that calling these "low beams" hilarious?

Low Beams (http://www.amazon.com/Concealer-Adhesive-Her-Look-Enterprises/dp/B000EGOQ2S/ref=sr_1_1182/103-8424394-9997466?ie=UTF8&s=beauty&qid=1179180666&sr=1-1182)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on May 14, 2007, 08:05 PM
Am i the only one who thinks that calling these "low beams" hilarious?

Low Beams (http://www.amazon.com/Concealer-Adhesive-Her-Look-Enterprises/dp/B000EGOQ2S/ref=sr_1_1182/103-8424394-9997466?ie=UTF8&s=beauty&qid=1179180666&sr=1-1182)

 :o  OMG!  Those have been featured in The Babe Thread (http://www.jedidefender.com/yabbse/index.php?topic=338.msg167958#msg167958)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on May 14, 2007, 08:11 PM
Whoa! Looks like mystery has been solved.  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on May 14, 2007, 11:09 PM
Okay I did 32 finally....now I'm on 35 and slapping myself. What is it with this game? :-X
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Diddly on May 15, 2007, 12:52 AM
Star Wars toys that never made it. (http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=15)

That was hilarious. I'm surprised we haven't gotten the Force yet.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on May 15, 2007, 01:37 AM
I have a love/hate relationship with this headline (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070503/ap_on_re_as/skorea_high_wire)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on May 15, 2007, 06:42 AM
Star Wars toys that never made it. (http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=15)

Damn!  I would have loved to have sent this to Brent in his Secret Santa package :)

(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b140/tamidala/deadewok.jpg)

*The only good Ewok is a Dead Ewok*

(Except for Angry Ones ;))
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Reid on May 15, 2007, 04:11 PM
And the new fall Target exclusive is...

(http://www.mcmorran.org/imagelibrary/humour/sw_toys_2/force.jpg)

$17.99
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on May 16, 2007, 12:30 AM
^ Dude they disabled hotlinking.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on May 16, 2007, 07:35 PM
Advertise on a virtual grain of rice (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&Item=270118641168&Category=50333)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on May 16, 2007, 11:20 PM
Dammit man--pick up a newspaper and join the 1990s, OK? (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18702311/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on May 16, 2007, 11:52 PM
You just had to ruin it for the rest of us, didn't you? (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28331)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on May 22, 2007, 08:19 PM
Beat Bloons finally, on 2 different computers, so I'm on to More Bloons (http://www.ninjakiwi.com/morebloons.html).
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Darth Slothus on May 23, 2007, 03:35 AM
Beat Bloons finally, on 2 different computers, so I'm on to More Bloons (http://www.ninjakiwi.com/morebloons.html).

What!!?? there is another? ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on May 23, 2007, 08:54 PM
I cant get past 38 on the first one, this is driving me insane
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 27, 2007, 03:01 PM
Hot Chicks with Douchebags (http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/)

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Xander on May 30, 2007, 07:21 AM
This rivals ROTS for Yoda garbling speak -

(http://pics.ebaystatic.com/aw/pics/mops/main/Promo_Q207-USPS_StarWars-275x300.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on June 2, 2007, 08:38 PM
Howard The Duck, in full. (http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=3644387484307128141&hl=en-GB)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Reid on June 2, 2007, 09:38 PM
Which Spiderman Character Are You? (http://www.quizilla.com/users/vroo/quizzes/What%20spider%20man%20character%20are%20you/)

(http://images.quizilla.com/V/vroo/1093277143_rescarnage.jpg)

"Okay listen up you who took this quiz. You're the mad, crazy, insane, dirt bag symbiote Carnage!!"
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 10, 2007, 03:13 PM
Punch-Out!!: The Movie (http://gorillamask.net/punchoutmovie.shtml)

Title: who remembers this?
Post by: Talon_Karrde on June 20, 2007, 03:40 PM
bin-laden (http://www.madblast.com/funny/4647_nowhere-to-run-bin-laden.html)
Title: Re: who remembers this?
Post by: Matt on June 20, 2007, 04:20 PM
That's probably the most-hilarious thing I've ever seen on the internet.

Thanks for posting!
Title: Re: who remembers this?
Post by: name on June 20, 2007, 04:28 PM
Who Remembers THIS? (http://www.jedidefender.com/yabbse/index.php?topic=11337.0)
Title: Re: who remembers this?
Post by: ruiner on June 20, 2007, 05:56 PM
THESE COLORS DON'T RUN!

(http://www.rockymtnintl.com/Images/Global/usa-flag.gif)

God Bless America! 
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 22, 2007, 07:48 PM
The simple truth about men's bathroom habits compared to women's.  ;D

How To Shower: Men Vs Women (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyccrmBwmXc)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on June 22, 2007, 07:57 PM
I don't pee in the shower. What if the drain clogged? You'd be washing in your own waste...gross. And I don't have a wife, so the penis-wiggling doesn't really fit me, but...


Pretty much everything else is true.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on June 22, 2007, 08:50 PM
I will admit to, on occasion, peeing directly onto the shower drain so that it rinses immediately down with the flow of water.


"It's all pipes!!"
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: evenflow on June 23, 2007, 06:51 PM
Now that was funny  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on June 29, 2007, 07:42 AM
What Engineers do on their day off (http://www.chilloutzone.de/files/player.swf?b=10&l=197&u=ILLUMllSOOAvIF//P_LxP92A42lCHCeeWCejXnHAS/c)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on June 29, 2007, 09:44 PM
I used to have a toy called the chaos tower, it was like that, you could make chain reactions throughout a room. But Jeeze, that thing was over the top. I seriously can't believe how much time and tests went into that.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 4, 2007, 02:12 PM
Report: Many US Parents Outsourcing Child Care Overseas (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/report_many_u_s_parents)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on July 5, 2007, 11:20 AM
I've always admired the classics! (http://web.archive.org/web/20000818000227/pages.map.com/starwars/poftoo/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on July 9, 2007, 05:45 PM
Solo The Movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waKKoGnjYQ8&NR)   :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: john todd on July 10, 2007, 05:50 PM
I've always admired the classics! (http://web.archive.org/web/20000818000227/pages.map.com/starwars/poftoo/)

wow... i hadn't seen that in a long time.  i thought it had been lost to the ages.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on July 13, 2007, 11:16 PM
Which Tire Is Best For You? (http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/64349/detail/)  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jjks on July 25, 2007, 02:10 AM
I haven't watched The Daily Show in some time, but made a point to catch it tonight to see what they said about the debates, and was a tad confused by the video his staff made humping everything in the room, until I watched this...

Pretty Ricky can't be happy with this type of fanbase. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=-k98bRUOb4g)

And after you watch that one, you need to watch this one, although I'm not sure which one I found funnier.

Old Tyme response to Pretty Ricky (http://youtube.com/watch?v=XAlrVMGHcZM)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on July 28, 2007, 06:39 PM
The Japanese have the oddest game shows. (http://www.youtube.com:80/watch?v=f5MBpnt80V0)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on July 30, 2007, 09:55 PM
What a dirty trick.  ;D

How To Get a Free Meal at the Drive Thru (http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/65221/detail/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on July 31, 2007, 10:59 AM
Looks like I'm having McPotluck for lunch today!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on August 2, 2007, 10:17 PM
This (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1769704) might have been worth going to Comic Con for.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jadesfire on August 2, 2007, 10:36 PM
Now THAT was funny!!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 3, 2007, 02:07 AM
How Excitebike should have been. (http://www.game-oldies.com/node/14/Excite-Bike.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JangoTat on August 3, 2007, 08:20 AM
What a dirty trick.  ;D

How To Get a Free Meal at the Drive Thru (http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/65221/detail/)

you have no idea how many people try this. it ****** pisses me off, yet its funny to see how cheap people are that they cant even pay for their own food.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on August 3, 2007, 10:36 AM
What a dirty trick.  ;D

How To Get a Free Meal at the Drive Thru (http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/65221/detail/)

you have no idea how many people try this. it ****** pisses me off, yet its funny to see how cheap people are that they cant even pay for their own food.

you mean try this and succeed, or try this and fail?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JangoTat on August 3, 2007, 10:48 AM
in my experience only two people were able to pull it off...but i have been able to catch some others...heck not all people that work at Mcdonalds are stupid you know....we see only 3 paid orders on the screen but four cars in line for food we kinda figure something is going on.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on August 3, 2007, 07:56 PM
I'm posting this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKO-tZGuFDg) on behalf of my hubby.  And no, I do not drive a Nissan. :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt on August 7, 2007, 02:57 PM
Minesweeper: The Movie (http://kotaku.com/gaming/clips/minesweeper-the-movie-286639.php)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 8, 2007, 11:06 PM
The Official "Vick's" Chew Toy (http://www.vickdogchewtoy.com/)

*orders*
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: blimpyboy on August 13, 2007, 12:45 AM
The World Clock (http://www.poodwaddle.com/worldclock.swf)

I especially like watching those abortions pile up.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Carpeteria3000 on August 13, 2007, 03:17 PM
does that count as "stupid" ****? it's more like scary ****, if you ask me.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JediJman on August 17, 2007, 02:58 PM
This is a prettyfunny BBC article about a Star Wars virgin who finally sees the movie:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6680279.stm

 ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Reid on August 17, 2007, 03:06 PM
This is a prettyfunny BBC article about a Star Wars virgin who finally sees the movie:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6680279.stm

 ;D

My favorite quote:

"The cats have guns and they've killed R2-D2, the brutes!"

 :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Reid on August 20, 2007, 09:41 PM
I don't know if this has been posted before, but...

The Star Wars Holiday Special, In Full (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=323909610753051544&q=star+wars+holiday+special&total=627&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1)

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on August 21, 2007, 02:05 AM
This isn't something I'm posting, just more an update to something dumbass kids think is funny to post on the net...

There's this thing called "fire in the hole" where dickhead kids pull up to the drive through at a fast food place, and throw a cup of something at the window person...  Be it a cup of something they have, or a cup of whatever they ordered...  I guess the fluids range from piss and homemade pepperspray to gatorade and a pop you just ordered and had handed to you...

Anyway, there's videos of it on Youtube and it's about the most dickless thing you could ever do, not to mention stupid since there's cameras at most of these places that catch your face, and in some cases your plates...  Anyway though, here's what's funny.

About a week ago some kid, clearly spoiled because of what he was driving (a brand new red extended cab Ram with all kinds of extra **** added to it), threw a home made cup of pepperspray on a kid working at Subway and yelled "fire in the hole" and drove off....

The dip**** was caught on camera, but not his plates...  HOwever, how the hell do you NOT spot this truck?  It's brand new, it's candy apple red, his face was on camera fairly clearly (and all over the news that night), and his truck's so easily distinguished because of the hoodscoops he added and the smoked bug guard and crap like that, that he's basically now just a target.

A week later...  It's all over the news that they found him thanks to "tips" (probably people he goes to school with who know he's a dick and enjoyed snitching on him).  Now he's got assault charges to face, partially because of what he threw too, and so do some of his moronic friends who tried taping it to post online but screwed up the camera in the process.

Just nice to hear about a little vindication...  Fast Food places definitely need to put cams in to record the plates of all cars in line though so they can prosecute.  Same reasons as the putz in that last video who steals food too.  ::)  I'm sure his family's real proud.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JangoTat on August 21, 2007, 08:14 AM
This isn't something I'm posting, just more an update to something dumbass kids think is funny to post on the net...

There's this thing called "fire in the hole" where dickhead kids pull up to the drive through at a fast food place, and throw a cup of something at the window person...  Be it a cup of something they have, or a cup of whatever they ordered...  I guess the fluids range from piss and homemade pepperspray to gatorade and a pop you just ordered and had handed to you...

Anyway, there's videos of it on Youtube and it's about the most dickless thing you could ever do, not to mention stupid since there's cameras at most of these places that catch your face, and in some cases your plates...  Anyway though, here's what's funny.

About a week ago some kid, clearly spoiled because of what he was driving (a brand new red extended cab Ram with all kinds of extra **** added to it), threw a home made cup of pepperspray on a kid working at Subway and yelled "fire in the hole" and drove off....

The dip**** was caught on camera, but not his plates...  HOwever, how the hell do you NOT spot this truck?  It's brand new, it's candy apple red, his face was on camera fairly clearly (and all over the news that night), and his truck's so easily distinguished because of the hoodscoops he added and the smoked bug guard and crap like that, that he's basically now just a target.

A week later...  It's all over the news that they found him thanks to "tips" (probably people he goes to school with who know he's a dick and enjoyed snitching on him).  Now he's got assault charges to face, partially because of what he threw too, and so do some of his moronic friends who tried taping it to post online but screwed up the camera in the process.

Just nice to hear about a little vindication...  Fast Food places definitely need to put cams in to record the plates of all cars in line though so they can prosecute.  Same reasons as the putz in that last video who steals food too.  ::)  I'm sure his family's real proud.


man I need a new job.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: stormie on August 23, 2007, 11:19 AM
Further confirmation that Wikipedia is awesome:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Bristol_Stool_Chart.png (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Bristol_Stool_Chart.png)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: ruiner on August 23, 2007, 05:44 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v342/somber77/must_love_dogs.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Reid on August 23, 2007, 06:52 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 23, 2007, 10:54 PM
Nice.  :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 24, 2007, 02:55 PM
British dwarf's penis gets stuck to hoover  (http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070820/od_afp/entertainmentbritain;_ylt=AuCNxvMCm.3TW_tUCw5mH3AE1vAI)

EDINBURGH (AFP) - A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.


You wait your entire life to read a story like this one.  :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: stormie on August 24, 2007, 04:00 PM
That must suck.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: King_Maul on August 24, 2007, 05:29 PM
Old Hoover Slogan:  It beats as it sweeps as it cleans.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 30, 2007, 10:39 PM
The Simpsons Star Wars (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_38vPCjB0Q)

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JediJman on August 31, 2007, 04:53 PM
The Simpsons Star Wars (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_38vPCjB0Q)



That's sweet. Wish there was a way to download from youtube...
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jedi Jim on September 1, 2007, 09:24 AM
Quote
That's sweet. Wish there was a way to download from youtube...

Ask and ye shall receive.

Video downloader (http://javimoya.com/blog/youtube_en.php)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Reid on September 3, 2007, 08:56 AM
 ::) is all I can say (http://marshallbrain.com/star-wars.htm)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on September 3, 2007, 10:49 PM
Public schools producing little geniuses. (http://www.textfiles.com/uploads/koalas.txt)
 

::)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Carpeteria3000 on September 4, 2007, 05:11 PM
those kids end up in college not much improved, unfortunately.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on September 4, 2007, 08:28 PM
.........................................I'm speechless.......................that kid........................ ::)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Reid on September 4, 2007, 09:45 PM
Now wait guys, I think he's on to something...

 ;)

J/K. That paper is really a hilarious read. I wonder what grade he got.  ::)

Try these boots on for size...

Quote
Koalas have sharp claws but they are weak. They all small
and fat and they be climing trees. I hope a storm just come
while theyjust chilling up in the tree thinking they is hard and
they're will all just fall off. They just break they neck and
****. When they fall they claws are going to fall off and they
going to be crying like some little bitches.

Quote
If they all die there will be more room for
the panthers and all the other hard animals. Koalas are weak a
pit will get rid of their whole ******* family. That's why I
don't like koalas.

And my favorite quote of all...

Quote
They try to be in the ******* kangaroo family. They weak
as hell, talking bout they got a pouch a kangaroo so they their
cousins and ****. Kangaroo's have some big ass legs and whot do
a koala got? Some little ass legs, they tails is little and weak
as **** kangaroo's got a big ass long tail that can kill a
******* koala.



Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on September 5, 2007, 11:13 AM
As a former high school English teacher myself, this one remains my all time favorite. 


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/name7574/whitmanessay.jpg)


I taught kids like this....if they'd put half the effort that they put into failing splendidly, they would have had straight A's.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on September 6, 2007, 09:31 AM
Batman loves Jesus.

Part 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5I57uXkIFI)
Part 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FYpCwtO2sA)
Part 3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy6OVTNEuqs)
Part 4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4AGt7meYLE)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: ruiner on September 6, 2007, 03:52 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v342/somber77/curve.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v342/somber77/heat.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on September 7, 2007, 01:36 AM
What will your obituary say? (http://www.quizgalaxy.com/quiz_114.html)

(http://img.quizgalaxy.com/obituary-Ben-5-11-7.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Reid on September 7, 2007, 04:11 PM
(http://img.quizgalaxy.com/obituary-Reid-10-0-10.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Darth Slothus on September 7, 2007, 06:07 PM
(http://img.quizgalaxy.com/obituary-Reid-10-0-10.jpg)

You forgot to add

Reid finally had his name worn out

DS
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Carpeteria3000 on September 7, 2007, 09:37 PM
As a former high school English teacher myself, this one remains my all time favorite. 


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/name7574/whitmanessay.jpg)


I taught kids like this....if they'd put half the effort that they put into failing splendidly, they would have had straight A's.

i like how it's an Honors English course, too. i'd love if my students wrote like that. not so much the content, but the style is great. oh well.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on September 8, 2007, 09:43 AM
Study: Biologists tried to save wrong trout for two decades (http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0905wrong-fish0905-ON.html)


 :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on September 8, 2007, 09:45 AM
Jesus Hates Zombies! (http://www.indiehorizon.com/jhz/index.html)

The Power of Christ compels you...to kick some zombie ass!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on September 9, 2007, 12:53 AM
My Vacuum Cleaner Sounds Like Chewbacca (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq5ZVdhHsiQ)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on September 14, 2007, 01:49 AM
I doubt my wife would've let our first dance be like this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gonC2NG5j1o)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: ruiner on September 14, 2007, 04:50 PM
Good for her.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on September 14, 2007, 05:34 PM
They have the worst form I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on September 14, 2007, 09:53 PM
ooookkkkk
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on September 15, 2007, 01:31 AM
I doubt my wife would've let our first dance be like this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gonC2NG5j1o)

So do they both go on their honeymoon and masturbate, because I honestly cannot imagine either is having sex.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on September 15, 2007, 12:36 PM
I doubt my wife would've let our first dance be like this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gonC2NG5j1o)

Yeah, you've gotta be good natured about that kind of stuff.  I let my husband borrow his friend's "Smokey and the Bandit" car for our "get away" car after our reception -- even though I despise that movie. ;)  It came complete with the gold eagle on the hood.  I just laughed it off and had a good time with it. 

(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b140/tamidala/smokey.png)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Dressel Rebel on September 16, 2007, 08:07 PM
The Dad in the last scene is the shiznit. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZAr9E8i3ng)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on September 24, 2007, 06:26 PM
Singles of Little Rock,your dream gal! (http://littlerock.craigslist.org/w4m/415000094.html)

And I thought the dating scene here sucked.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on September 26, 2007, 01:14 PM
Real Age (http://www.poodwaddle.com/realage.swf)

Biological Age 26
Real Age 22.1

Average Life Expectancy 74
Your Life Expectancy 77.9

You can expect to live approximately another 18900 more days.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on September 26, 2007, 02:01 PM
Real Age:

Biological Age 42
Real Age 28.1

Average Life Expectancy 75
Your Life Expectancy 88.9

You can expect to live approximately another 171,00 more days.

I thought I was worse off than that ???
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: ruiner on September 26, 2007, 02:02 PM
Wow, you must have cheated.

Mine said I am three years older than my real age and I'll live until 70.

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on September 26, 2007, 07:21 PM
Biological Age 46
Real Age 33.6

Average Life Expectancy 75
Your Life Expectancy 87.4

You can expect to live approximately another 15100 more days.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jayson on September 27, 2007, 01:43 PM
He has a point....  (http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/?ml_video=103167) :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on September 27, 2007, 07:29 PM
He was very sad. I DON'T CARE.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on October 13, 2007, 02:04 AM
My ears are bleeding! (http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/74387/detail/)

(http://www.boystowners.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/180px-cbarris.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Force Guy on October 13, 2007, 02:50 AM
I must increase my bust....for free (http://myfreeimplants.com//)

Men can be such big, desperate dolts.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on October 16, 2007, 03:40 PM
strippers have been buying their implants one dollar at a time for years....and yet, this is still pretty friggin weird.


I'm totally registering though.

No not really....


yes, really...
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on October 23, 2007, 10:25 PM
Darth Vader in Love (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NdSL2NUoWk)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on October 28, 2007, 02:26 PM
New Gay Stereotype (http://images.salon.com/comics/boll/2007/10/25/boll/story.gif?)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on November 1, 2007, 01:36 AM
I find your lack of rhythm...disturbing. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywH7KfBK8fw)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on November 4, 2007, 01:20 AM
Mike Tyson's Punch Out! on Mario Paint (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOTjchZUhH4)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on November 25, 2007, 02:33 PM
One for the cat lovers. (http://video.yahoo.com:80/video/play?vid=1322921&fr=yfp-t-501)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on November 27, 2007, 09:47 PM
I have seen it all now!

Plunger Tosser (http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/81367/detail/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on November 28, 2007, 02:21 PM
He's going to need one of those plungers to dig his stuff out after his grand finale :-X
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 13, 2007, 12:04 AM
Bedazzle your ****. (http://dvice.com/archives/2007/12/gold_pill_makes.php)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on December 14, 2007, 07:38 PM
 ???mmkay
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 14, 2007, 08:06 PM
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c271/uglyredhill/1197424221992.gif)


I've been waiting my whole life to see this.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on December 20, 2007, 01:18 PM
Here's a little Elf (http://www.elfmovie.com/swf/snowball_fight/index.html) favorite we've enjoyed playing the last couple of Christmases.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on December 20, 2007, 03:09 PM
That's cute, but there will never be a better snowball fight game than THIS ONE. (http://snowball-fight.freeonlinegames.com/)

you're the red dudes...grab one with your mouse...the longer you hold down the mouse on him, the stronger you throw.....perfect game and I think I first played it in 2000 or so!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on December 20, 2007, 11:14 PM
Escape the Phone Booth (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=25674)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on December 25, 2007, 04:46 PM
Too bad Han didn't shoot her (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wffwg7pA0t8&eurl=http://www.aolvideoblog.com/2007/11/28/best-viral-videos-of-2007-no-10/) first. ::)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 26, 2007, 11:41 PM
5 Awesome Sci-Fi Inventions (That Would Actually Suck) (http://www.cracked.com/article_15655_5-awesome-sci-fi-inventions-that-would-actually-suck.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 26, 2007, 11:47 PM
My Mini City (http://myminicity.com)

It's kind of like SimCity, but it relies on people coming to your page/city and the population grows and the city evolves from there.

Here's mine. (http://why-not.myminicity.com/) Please clicky.  :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on January 10, 2008, 11:40 PM
Jedi Ginsu Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuEnrpfaiew)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on January 14, 2008, 11:18 PM
Where the hell is that thing? (http://www.wheresmycellphone.com/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on February 6, 2008, 12:41 PM
Sweet on Geeks (http://www.sweetongeeks.com/) Dating Site.  The co-founder of this site was on a locally-syndicated radio show this afternoon talking about an alternative dating/friendship site she founded with some friends.  She said they haven't had any weddings yet, but quite a few hookups.  One couple is getting serious and the site's owners are planning on giving them a Millennium Falcon shaped wedding cake if they get married. 
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: bamaker on February 11, 2008, 05:31 PM
How Many Five-Year-Olds Could You Take in a Fight?  (http://http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/)

Says I can handle 21 of the little buggers.  As the father of a five-year-old myself I know that it'd only take a well-aimed headbutt to take the fight out of me real, real quick.

...and the last couple of questions are so very, very wrong...
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: BillCable on February 12, 2008, 10:23 PM
(http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a1015/a1015_bm.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JediJman on February 13, 2008, 12:58 AM
How Many Five-Year-Olds Could You Take in a Fight?  (http://http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/)

Says I can handle 21 of the little buggers.  As the father of a five-year-old myself I know that it'd only take a well-aimed headbutt to take the fight out of me real, real quick.

...and the last couple of questions are so very, very wrong...

Only 15 for me.  I draw the line at using a 5 year old as a weapon against other 5 year olds and/or throwing them.  :o
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: evenflow on February 13, 2008, 02:13 PM
(http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a1015/a1015_bm.gif)

Nice  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Diddly on February 13, 2008, 04:33 PM
(http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a1015/a1015_bm.gif)

Could you say she did it by hand? Solo?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on February 13, 2008, 05:00 PM
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b140/tamidala/these.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on February 13, 2008, 05:02 PM
(http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a1015/a1015_bm.gif)

Could you say she did it by hand? Solo?

I know there's a "you came in that thing - you're braver than I thought" joke in there somewhere, but I'm too distracted to find it right now.........
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on February 13, 2008, 06:20 PM
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b140/tamidala/these.jpg)

Really?  Prove it.  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on February 13, 2008, 07:15 PM
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b140/tamidala/these.jpg)

Really?  Prove it.  ;D

Hmmmmm.........I just got out of making dinner......and my husband volunteered to go pick up dinner........in a thunderstorm......and he took the kids with him............... ;)  and that's just the minor league stuff................. :-X
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 24, 2008, 04:44 PM
Dogfight: The Great War (http://www.rocksolidarcade.com/games/dogfight/)

Today is a good day to shoot down some Nazis.

I've been playing it nonstop for about an hour now. Unlimited lives are great. :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on February 25, 2008, 10:45 AM
And yet, you didn't realize that biplanes plus "Great War" = WWI = no nazi's.

Should have spent that hour reading a book.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 25, 2008, 12:38 PM
Maybe.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on February 26, 2008, 03:59 AM
The best way to spin that is to say that many seeds of World War 2 were born out of World War 1...  I'm trying to help you as best I can II. :)  By the way, fun game...  I beat it, and that was actually somewhat a challenge and I have sore fingers from using the keyboard to play it.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 26, 2008, 11:32 PM
Stuff White People Like (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/)

I think they have us figured out, team.

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on February 27, 2008, 11:56 PM
The best way to spin that is to say that many seeds of World War 2 were born out of World War 1...  I'm trying to help you as best I can II. :)  By the way, fun game...  I beat it, and that was actually somewhat a challenge and I have sore fingers from using the keyboard to play it.

Some historians argue that they were the same war, that it never ended only a cease fire.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jayson on February 28, 2008, 01:49 PM
This (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,333551,00.html) explains a lot.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on February 29, 2008, 08:41 PM
I don't Buy that.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on March 3, 2008, 10:53 PM
Someone has a case of the Mondays! (http://glumbert.com/wii/view.php?name=baddayoffice)

Obviously, some of these are staged, but it's still pretty funny.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on March 3, 2008, 11:02 PM
(http://www.telusplanet.net/public/djustus/LOL.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on March 4, 2008, 03:42 PM
Has anyone come across a web site where your cursor is tied to a little boy on a string? When you move your mouse round, the little boy flys around the screen giggling and laughing like he is having fun being swinged all around. Do you know where this is?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jedi_master_sal on March 4, 2008, 04:28 PM
Has anyone come across a web site where your cursor is tied to a little boy on a string? When you move your mouse round, the little boy flys around the screen giggling and laughing like he is having fun being swinged all around. Do you know where this is?

Man, what have you been smoking and can I have some, lol. J/K of course.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on March 4, 2008, 05:30 PM
It's true! It's this little cartoon boy in overalls. He is connected to a string in the middle of the screen. When you drag and drop the boy the string stretches. When you let him go, the little boy goes flying across the screen with a look of laughter on his face and his really annoying two year old laughing sound happpens. It's fun to make him spin around in circles. Its a web app. Do you know where it is?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on March 4, 2008, 06:02 PM
i know what you're talking about.  It's kind of creepy.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 5, 2008, 02:03 AM
How Much Are You Worth in Bed? (http://hellarity.us/in-bed/index.php)

(http://www.hellarity.us/in-bed/quiz/gd.php?cost=1,040)

Not bad.  :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on March 5, 2008, 02:55 AM
I got the same. I think we need to quit our day jobs....
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on March 5, 2008, 02:57 AM
Another one from the "no ****, Sherlock" file:

Boobies will get you out of traffic tickets (http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2005/nov/18/transport.world)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on March 5, 2008, 06:28 AM
Dogfight: The Great War (http://www.rocksolidarcade.com/games/dogfight/)

Today is a good day to shoot down some Nazis.

I've been playing it nonstop for about an hour now. Unlimited lives are great. :)

Now this is the kind of game I like. Nice and straightforward with an easy learning curve. It's a sidescroller so you only have to worry about two dimensions, there's only three controls, and most important, it doesn't kick you back to square one when you lose a life so it's low stress.

There is a time and place for the other sort of game, but this is good for noodling around and just killing time ... too much time. :-\
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on March 5, 2008, 07:56 AM
$1,086 an hour (http://<span><a href="http://hellarity.us/in-bed"><img src="http://www.hellarity.us/in-bed/quiz/gd.php?cost=1,086"  style="z-index:55;" alt="bedroom toys" border=0></a>
<span style="font-size: 8px; position:relative; left: -105px; top:9px;">Powered By Their<a  href="http://theirtoys.com">Adult Toys</a></span>
</span>)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on March 6, 2008, 10:59 PM
The Bible in lolcat speak (http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page)

"An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.

An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has lightz in the skiez for splittin day An no day. It happen, lights everwear, like christmass, srsly."


Funny stuff, but I'm slightly afraid for my immortal soul.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on March 9, 2008, 11:10 PM
Posting and YOU! (http://www3.telus.net/metalshopborealis/Posting.swf)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on March 11, 2008, 04:59 AM
"Realistic" SpongeBob by Gary Storkamp. (http://www.garydraws.com/portfolio/imagePage.php?id=71)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on March 18, 2008, 03:29 AM
Hakan's Space Balls (http://webisto.com/space/)

For when you need to have your existence in the universe put into perspective.

Cold, hard perspective.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jedi_master_sal on March 18, 2008, 09:03 AM
Hakan's Space Balls (http://webisto.com/space/)

For when you need to have your existence in the universe put into perspective.

Cold, hard perspective.

I've seen this before.

Heh, I've already dealt with the fact that I'm an insignificant speck in the cosmos. If anyone else thinks they are something big, they should take a look at this and come to terms that on the universal scale, they too are nothing.

One of the things that made me deal with the fact that we are insignificant was the movie "The Time Machine." That's the new one mind you. It made me realize that no matter what, time is going to go on regardless. 800, 000 years from now, humanity is going to be much different if it even still exists. Certainly noone from that era will remember any of us. Likely even the most "important" people of our time now, won't be remembered. So how can we think that we would.

It just kind of puts things in perspective that we who are alive now, should enjoy what time we have. That is to say however not just do any old damn thing we please. At least in the short term after we're dead, wouldn't it be better to be remembered by your immediate friends and family for being stand up people?

Sadly 50 years after our own death we will essentially be forgotten, unless we become someone famous for whatever reason. Even then only the ultra famous will be remembered for a scant time longer. Think about who you might know of through history in even the last 200 years. It's mostly politicians. For those of us in the US that means Presidents for the most part. It's unlikely any of us are going to become President, so we can just plod along in the relative comfort that our ever so short existence on the rock won't long be suffered by it's ongoing inhabitants. Depressing isn't it...
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt on March 18, 2008, 11:38 AM
******* deep, man.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on March 18, 2008, 12:43 PM
That's why you get into family history research. How many of you know anything about your great grandparents?

Here is a great search site:  http://www.familysearch.org/ (http://www.familysearch.org/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on March 18, 2008, 01:30 PM
That's why you get into family history research. How many of you know anything about your great grandparents?

Here is a great search site:  http://www.familysearch.org/ (http://www.familysearch.org/)

I know a lot more about my family than that site has to offer.  Only my great-grandfather's death certificate is listed there.  None of my other "greats" or "grands" are listed, neither are my parents or myself, for that matter. ???
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jedi_master_sal on March 18, 2008, 01:44 PM
That's why you get into family history research. How many of you know anything about your great grandparents?

Here is a great search site:  http://www.familysearch.org/ (http://www.familysearch.org/)

Oh I've done that too. It was about 25 years ago. My Grandmother and I sat down and drew up a family tree. Many phone calls were placed to get more information. It was fun for the time. But now that it's been 25 years, I can't say that I recall any of there names. For how bad this may sound, the only importance they've had on my life at this point is in being my ancestors. Which brought life to more recent ancestors, etc.

Being that I'm mostly Italian and a little Greek, had my family stayed where they were, if I'd have even come into being, I most likely would have been an Italian farmer at this point. Not a bad life and no worse than what I have now.

It might be nice to know where you've come from, but I think it's ultimately more important to know where you are going to go forward in your life. Had I had this "insight" sooner, I don't think I would have pissed away some of the opportunities I was given, or that I would have just tried that much harder to succeed. Even then, it wouldn't have amounted to much more than being able to buy more stuff. As cramped as I am in my apartment now, I'm still pretty comfortable with where I ended up (so far).

We (Americans) seem to have a problem with material wealth in that we judge others by what they own, rather than the quality of life the other has. Quality of life is not just about material things. That's one thing I CAN say about our ancestors. While they didn't have as much, they still managed for the most part to have fulfilling lives. People 100 years ago got much more excercise, did more outdoors, such as plant their own gardens, and maintain them. Unfortunately (no matter how much we want to say no), we as a nation have generally gotten fat and lazy as things have become easier to own instead of working hard for them and appreciating them more because of it.

Things are going to get much tougher here in the next few years. We are already in a recession with mounting inflation. With other countries so deeply involved within our economy, we can't relie on just ourselves to get ourselves out of this mess. And unfortunately with many countries harboring bitterness towards the U.S. it's only going to make matters worse. Now is the time to seriously consider pinching those pennies. I know for myself I've down that by cutting in half my SW budget, but it may take even more than that in the near future.

The housing market crash "fueled" by the gas crunch (pun intended), has started to have an impact on the stock market. Major long-time GOOD business are going belly up. Investors are getting scared and stocks are starting to be sold off. If a major sell-off occurs, that could put us in a major depression close to if not as bad as the "Great Depression" of the early 20th century. If that happens, forget about SW toys.

Whew, sorry went off topic again, but I've just had this on my mind more this week than any ever before and had to get it out.
-Sal
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: evenflow on March 18, 2008, 02:23 PM
I tried the site out but nothing came up. Sadly...I was hoping for something.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on March 18, 2008, 03:04 PM
Ancestry.com Is better.
Our family records got toasted During WW2 so everything past my great grandparents on my mothers side are gone. However I was actually able to find 1 or 2 generations back even farther using Ancestry. Great site. But you do have to pay after a 3 day trial :-\ its like 20 bucks a year.

Edit: Its a 14 day trial now.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jedi_master_sal on March 18, 2008, 03:51 PM
That's why you get into family history research. How many of you know anything about your great grandparents?

Here is a great search site:  http://www.familysearch.org/ (http://www.familysearch.org/)

Well Christ. I wish I had never looked up this link.

I just found out my father died 3 years ago. I lost touch with him a couple of years before that.
Also found out that the woman he was with at the time (who I knew as his girlfriend) he married. That's was good, because she was a good woman for him, but...then I found that she died a year before him. So suffice to say it's been a crappy afternoon for me.

I haven't seen/spoken to my mom since 2002. So I looked her up, albeit with a great bit of trepidation considering what I had just learned. I did find her phone number on the net and called it. I got her answering machine so at the least I know she's still alive. I DID leave my number for her to call me if she wants.

So maybe while I got some pretty crappy news today, this will turn out for the better if I have at least a chance to reconnect with my mom.

Please folks let this be an important lesson to you as well. No matter how long it's been or if there's been or still is bad blood between you and your family, make the time right now to talk with them. Even if you don't iron out your differences (if you have problems like that), at the least you made an effort.

-Sal
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on March 18, 2008, 03:58 PM
Sorry to hear about your loss Sal. I think looking up your ancestors is a good idea. It gives you perspective by showing you how your ancestors decisions affected your current life. This also makes you  think about how the decisions you make now will affect future generations.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on March 28, 2008, 11:01 PM
Use the four-iron, Luke. (http://www.starwars.com/collecting/news/misc/news20080325b.html)

 ::)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on March 29, 2008, 01:33 PM
You know I'm just teed off about that!  :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on March 29, 2008, 03:03 PM
I really do want one of those.
I love golf, and this way I can REPRESENT on the course lol :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on March 29, 2008, 06:58 PM
For people who want to sleep through emergencies. (http://www.qsleeper.com/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: King_Maul on March 29, 2008, 09:30 PM
 >:(, only a wood model is available for demonstration now???  I was hoping to actually get one.

135K for a basic unit - It better protect me from the dark side of the force and lightsaber attacks too.  Very deserving to be in this thread.   ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on March 31, 2008, 10:28 PM
Not really stupid but painful... sports painful. Yeah this will make us guys eyes water .  :o

Brian Jerling gets it in the nuts! (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7jMUkGSUA0k)

Different angles (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cFjcNz3itVA)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on April 15, 2008, 11:18 AM
Baby with two faces worshipped as Hindu god
 (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/04/02/windia102.xml&CMP=ILC-mostviewedbox)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on April 15, 2008, 11:44 PM
GoBots will always be the Transformers' Bitch (http://www.geekstudent.com/?p=219)

I laughed my ass off at this.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on April 17, 2008, 01:21 AM
Quadruple bypass, anyone? (http://www.bk.com/#menu=2,79,-1)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on April 18, 2008, 12:29 AM
Mario Theme Played with RC Car and Bottles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed4CHkN-Dkw)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 18, 2008, 02:27 AM
OMFG Robots! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rokOtmUhos0&eurl=http://www.theskyiscrape.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=75283)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on April 18, 2008, 03:41 AM
This doesn't exactly fall into the theme, but...

Anyone else get some kind of kicks out of watching a package travel across the country on Fed Ex or UPS or whatever?  Dumb, I know...  I just for some reason look forward to the updated progress.  I'm easily entertained I guess.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on April 21, 2008, 04:32 AM
I don't know if this is "stupid" ****, but it so boggled me that I didn't know what else to do with it:

Eye-Fi Card, Wireless 2 GB SD Memory Card (http://www.amazon.com/Eye-Fi-Card-Wireless-GB-Memory/dp/tech-data/B000X27XDC/ref=de_a_smtd)

It's about one square inch and it's a Wi-Fi card and a 2 gig SD card.

As a product of the 1990s, I'm not one to be excessively impressed by technological advance, but it's pretty amazing to realize that neither of these technologies existed even a decade ago, and now they've come out with something that can do both.

I mean, I do still remember when our Mac's external harddrive was the size of a hardcover book and held a minuscule fraction of the data that this thing does. And it can connect wirelessly, which wasn't feasibly available until maybe five years ago.

(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y151/ValinKenobi/Forums/speakupsonny.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on April 22, 2008, 05:10 PM
Boggle Solver (http://scottonwriting.net/Boggle/EnterBoard.aspx?BoardID=htweylswfnjsssmn&Length=4)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on April 24, 2008, 11:35 AM
(Click)

(http://www.glarkware.com/productcart/pc/catalog/main-triumph.jpg) (http://www.glarkware.com/productcart/pc/viewPrd.asp?idcategory=3&idproduct=1824)

Too bad they are sold out of L and XL. :'(
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jayson on April 29, 2008, 10:11 PM
A 3-year-old Red Wing boy has won first prize in this year's Minnesota Mullet Contest (http://www.kare11.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=509323), and yes, there is such a thing.

 ::) :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JediMoses on April 29, 2008, 11:03 PM
A 3-year-old Red Wing boy has won first prize in this year's Minnesota Mullet Contest (http://www.kare11.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=509323), and yes, there is such a thing.

 ::) :P


child protection will be calling any day.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jeff on May 1, 2008, 05:53 PM
I post this in honor of my pal Brent...  enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xdd0edT-BeE
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on May 1, 2008, 10:41 PM
It's...It's...Billy D!!!! :o


I thought he was dead. ???
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on May 1, 2008, 10:51 PM
how is it that he had access to Billy D but couldn't get access to someone who could sing?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 9, 2008, 01:57 AM
The R2-D2 DVD projector (http://www.nikkoamerica.com/nhe/) looks pretty damn cool, and it should be for $3,000.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 9, 2008, 11:44 PM
What we don't understand we destroy! And we don't understand anything! (http://www.myspace.com/darkhorsepresents?issuenum=10&storynum=2)

Yes folks, Milk and Cheese are back on Dark Horse's MySpace page.  :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on May 12, 2008, 12:56 PM
Real Haunted Dolls (http://www.hauntedamericatours.com/museum/REALHAUNTEDDOLLS.htm)


A recent story submitted to us relayed that a woman in Galveston, Texas bought a real haunted New Orleans Zombie Voodoo doll on ebay October of 2004, It arrived as described Bound and tied in a metal box. Believing it just to be a strange curio she decided to take it out it's small coffin and display it. "A Real Big Mistake" she says with great fear... the haunted doll attacked her, repeatedly. Afraid for her life she put it back in it;s decorated box casket but it haunted her in her dreams. Afraid to the point of mental exhaustion she tried to destroy it by burning it first, it would not burn. Then cutting it up the Knife and scissors broke and finally burying it at a cemetery. But as she tells the dolls grave was just to shallow and it appeared lying dirty on her front door step once more. She said she even resold it on ebay and the buyer wrote her that the doll had just disappeared from her home, so she sent it back to her when she found it on her door step again. The third time the buyer told her the box arrived empty. Again the evil doll was found at her door once more. True or not this story could very well happen to you! So what do you do with a real haunted doll when you can't get rid of it?

The Original Ebay sellers ad said that this Haunted Zombie doll was very active and almost alive. It went on to say that the new owner had to follow the rules of keeping it hidden away and never to open the silver box it was locked in even to view it. She of course though all this to untrue to be believed. And as a beginner ghost hunter she thought this would be a great piece to investigate even if it was not really haunted. But to her surprise it was possessed by a ghosts, she tells. The above photo was taken in 2004, right when she had first received the doll through the mail. She had planned to investigate it and write of it's paranormal activities for a book she intended to write about sending ghosts through the mail.

She tried getting in touch with the person in New Orleans but her emails were not returned. She even packed it up and sent it back to the address it was shipped from. the package came back with an attachment resident deceased. She called in 3 different paranormal groups two showed up and they said there was noting they could or would do. She's still waiting to hear from TAPS and that's over a year. After countless emails to all that is paranormal on the internet including Art Bell and George Norry Coast To Coast AM web site none have answered her or even tried to get in touch. So in her heart what is a haunted dolls owner to do when no one will help you to be rid of the cursed dolls spirit!

When she had contacted a local Radio Station and told her story on Halloween of 2006 several callers to the show told her to seek out a priest, Which she did. The Priest who visited her was shown the large antique silver box that the haunted voodoo hoodoo doll is kept in. She begged him not to open it just to take her word on it. He then blessed the box as she asked to hold the evil Zombie spirit locked inside to stay there for her.

Others offered to take it off her hands but no one has ever called or showed up. People think she's crazy, she says but she knows she is not, "it's really haunted", she states.

Two years later she now keeps the doll locked away hidden deep her attic. One day she says she will sell her home, move else where and maybe if she's lucky she'll leave the the haunted doll tucked away in the attic and no one will ever find it or let it out.




Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on May 12, 2008, 02:17 PM
Real Haunted Dolls (http://www.hauntedamericatours.com/museum/REALHAUNTEDDOLLS.htm)


True or not this story could very well happen to you! So what do you do with a real haunted doll when you can't get rid of it?

Now that would impress the hell out of me -- a story that wasn't true very well happening to me! :P

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on May 12, 2008, 02:51 PM
To be honest I think it could happen ... I'm not saying I believe this particular story but I'd say it's possible....
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on May 12, 2008, 03:11 PM
Oh I'm not saying whether or not it could happen, just how the phrase "true or not this story could very well happen to you!" struck me as funny.  How can it happen if its not true?  It reminded me of a promo for a bad Vincent Price movie.............. ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on May 12, 2008, 04:45 PM
Oh I know what you meant. I was just elaborating on a side point. :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on May 13, 2008, 12:36 AM
You and your paranormal stuff paul :P

Adam
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jayson on May 13, 2008, 10:51 AM
Man Dressed as Darth Vader Spared Jail for Attack on Founder of Britain's Jedi Church (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,355268,00.html)


Quote
HOLYHEAD, Wales —  A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday.

Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones — aka Master Jonba Hehol — with a metal crutch, hitting him on the head, prosecutors told Holyhead Magistrates' Court.

He also whacked Jones' 18-year-old cousin, Michael Jones — known as Master Mormi Hehol — bruising his thigh in the March 25 incident, prosecutors said.

The two cousins and Barney Jones' brother, Daniel, set up the Church of Jediism, Anglesey order, last year. Jedi is the faith followed by some of the central characters in the "Star Wars" films.

The group, which claims about 30 members, says on its Web site that it uses "insight and knowledge" from the films as "a guide to living a better and more worthwhile life."

"We all love the films and what they stand for. Obviously some people are going to laugh about it," the Wales on Sunday newspaper quoted Barney Jones as saying last month. "But a lot of people do take it seriously."


Unfortunately for Hughes, his March attack was recorded on a video camera that the cousins had set up to film themselves in a light saber battle.

"Darth Vader! Jedis!" Hughes shouted as he approached.

Hughes claimed he couldn't remember the incident, having drunk the better part of a 2 1/2-gallon box of wine beforehand.

"He knows his behavior was wrong and didn't want it to happen but he has no recollection of it," said Hughes' lawyer, Frances Jones.

District Judge Andrew Shaw sentenced Hughes to two months in jail but suspended the sentence for one year. He also ordered Hughes to pay $195 to each of his victims and $117 in court costs.

In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 — 0.7 percent of the population — listed Jedi as their religion.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: evenflow on May 13, 2008, 10:56 AM
 :D HAHAHAAHAH!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on May 15, 2008, 07:48 PM
All Aboard! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYM1aogsRpw&feature=related)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 17, 2008, 12:23 AM
DIABEETUS (http://gatoisland.com/archive/wilfordbrimleycats/)


This Peanut Looks Like A Duck (http://www.thispeanutlookslikeaduck.com/quack/?)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 17, 2008, 12:23 AM
Crap, meant to edit the above post.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 5, 2008, 01:41 AM
Amanda Lucas Likes Beatings (http://www.cameltap.com/?p=3490)

 ???
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JayDouble on June 8, 2008, 02:04 AM
Canned Bacon (http://www.mredepot.com/servlet/the-364/Yoder%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%99s-Celebrity-Canned-Bacon/Detail)

(http://i4.ebayimg.com/02/i/000/f3/b0/eaea_1_sbol.JPG)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Diddly on June 9, 2008, 01:23 PM
Show Me Your Genitals (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM)

Warning: NSFW Language
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on June 10, 2008, 04:08 PM
Naked Drunken Man Rescued from Porta-Potty (http://www.asylum.com/2008/06/09/naked-man-rescued-from-porta-pot-arrested/?icid=1615984947x1203970367x1200411489)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on June 17, 2008, 12:55 PM
Darth Thriller (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1819422)

Yup.  :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on June 19, 2008, 11:43 AM
WTF (http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/06/19/canada.feet/index.html?eref=rss_topstories) is up with you, Canada????
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on June 19, 2008, 03:10 PM
See all of Disney World in 3D!!! ...thanks to Google Earth.

http://www.disneyworld.com/3dparks (http://www.disneyworld.com/3dparks)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on June 21, 2008, 01:54 AM
WTF (http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/06/19/canada.feet/index.html?eref=rss_topstories) is up with you, Canada????

Fake floating feet are only the tip of the iceberg.  :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on June 22, 2008, 07:17 PM
Double-ended trophy hangers. (http://charlesandmarie.com/lifestyle-gems/quintessentials/modern-living/details/product/trophy-hangers-by-phil-cuttance/)

It'll make sense when you see it.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: bamaker on June 24, 2008, 02:17 PM
Awesome customer reviews (http://www.yoursite.com) on Amazon.

WARNING: Please do not drink while reading.  If you must drink, at least make sure a washcloth is nearby to clean up the beverage you spit out.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on June 24, 2008, 03:23 PM
bad linky.


you are forgiven, however, because of your avatar.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: bamaker on June 24, 2008, 05:19 PM
Try it now (http://www.amazon.com/review/product/B000I1X6PM/ref=cm_cr_pr_link_1).

(Geez, I made a stupid, rookie linking mistake on my first post.)

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on June 24, 2008, 07:52 PM
you still suck.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on June 25, 2008, 12:15 AM
In bamaker's defense it worked for about 5 minutes and then the 404 error started showing up.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: bamaker on June 25, 2008, 09:36 AM
Oh, what the hell happened?!  I guess Amazon took it down 
Anyway go here (http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2008/06/22/amazon-reader-review.html) to get an idea of some of the funny crap folks were writing about a frickin' $500 1.5m ethernet cable being sold by Denon.  You can also google Denon+Cable+Amazon and get quite a few hits to some other reviews...

Here's a sample of the stuff being posted (22 pages total the last time I looked before the page vanished)
Quote
If Denon had captured the Divine light of creation and distiled it into 1.5 meters of ultramegaradioactive copper, it could not have been better than this cable. Just holding the packaging it comes in, I can see distant galaxies and, though you may not believe it, hear what the aliens there are thinking. THAT is how good this cable is. Just thinking about it brings tears to my eyes. Honestly, looking at it is better than foreplay. You feel wracking orgastic shivers just touching it. I just know that zeros and ones will achieve true integer perfection when they travel this cable. But I'm afraid to actually install it. I might die.


(....it's like telling a joke, but then having to explain it - it'll never be funny enough afterwards)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on June 25, 2008, 11:32 PM
jowling (http://www.jowlers.com/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on June 26, 2008, 12:12 AM
Bo Burnham
Hes a satyrical music artist kinda like steven lynch
Been watching him for a few years

Bo Burnham's Better half (http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=297446)

He's got a few others but not all of them are on his break profile
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 26, 2008, 11:14 PM
Scare Tactics: Genetically mutated rat monster on the loose (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qfr8mGHZFzM)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jedi_master_sal on June 27, 2008, 08:40 AM
Scare Tactics: Genetically mutated rat monster on the loose (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qfr8mGHZFzM)

That was some funny sh**!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on June 27, 2008, 08:02 PM
That was some OLD funny ****. lol
Good video though
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jedi_master_sal on June 28, 2008, 12:15 AM
That was some OLD funny ****. lol
Good video though

True enough if you had cable and saw these then. I've never seen the show before, so thy were all new to me. I must have watched 20 episodes today!

"Are you SCARED!!!!" ha ha ha.....
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 28, 2008, 06:35 PM
Holy crap!   :o   8)

Incredible RC helicopter skills (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKviH5bajM8)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JediJman on June 29, 2008, 02:43 PM
Holy crap!   :o   8)

Incredible RC helicopter skills (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKviH5bajM8)

This is ******* amazing!  How in the world is he doing that?!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: BrentS on June 30, 2008, 12:51 PM
Holy crap!   :o   8)

Incredible RC helicopter skills (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKviH5bajM8)

This is ******* amazing!  How in the world is he doing that?!

Well, its obvious to me... he's using the force.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Morgbug on June 30, 2008, 02:19 PM
He must be.  I'm no engineer, but can you fly a helicopter upside down?  Ever?  Isn't the whole point of the blades to lift the body?  If you invert it, isn't it going to pull the body down faster than gravity would otherwise?  And how do you yo-yo it back and forth like that?  Wouldn't that require a reversal in the direction of the primary rotor?  There's no indication of that happening?

Perhaps there are other propulsors of some sort on it, but until I hear otherwise I call scam. 
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 30, 2008, 02:35 PM
It's a Trex 600 or something like that, pretty damn cool IMHO. Take a looky at these clips.

TREX 600 CA RICH (http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=zUeo10Yjqjg)

Trex 600 1009 Leon Luke (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3_Gv4Y2s9c)

New Product - Align Trex 600 - the long awaited big one (http://www.rcgroups.com/forums/showthread.php?t=478233)

Fake, me thinks not.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: BillCable on June 30, 2008, 02:53 PM
And how do you yo-yo it back and forth like that?  Wouldn't that require a reversal in the direction of the primary rotor?  There's no indication of that happening?

Actually, that's exactly what's happening.  I noticed at the start that he began by pushing down with the rotor, then switched it to force it up.  And there were one or two other shots where I noticed the white bar around the tip of the blades reverse.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 30, 2008, 02:56 PM
I'm no engineer, but can you fly a helicopter upside down?  Ever?

Me thinks only in the RC world, real Copters can do rolls & loops but are upside down for a fraction.

Westland Lynx Aerobatic Flight (http://youtube.com/watch?v=3PqSR-D-oc0)

RC helicopter upside down head touch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lg6wASg76o)

trex touches water inverted (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CaEcwrcw9Y&amp;feature=related)

Helicopter flies upside down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBIbpL2EcVs)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Morgbug on June 30, 2008, 03:23 PM
And how do you yo-yo it back and forth like that?  Wouldn't that require a reversal in the direction of the primary rotor?  There's no indication of that happening?

Actually, that's exactly what's happening.  I noticed at the start that he began by pushing down with the rotor, then switched it to force it up.  And there were one or two other shots where I noticed the white bar around the tip of the blades reverse.

If you can reverse the blades and get them up to speed that fast, then it all becomes plausible.  Well, the main rotor anyway.  If it's a reversal of the main rotor making it go left and right, by the same token you could fly the copter upside down by reversing the direction of the motor.  If so, that's one hell of a gear system. 
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: BillCable on June 30, 2008, 03:33 PM
That's what I was thinking... those gears must be made of adamantium!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on June 30, 2008, 06:38 PM
i still don't understand the verticle flight....nose to the sky.  Where's the lift coming from??
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: BrentS on June 30, 2008, 11:49 PM
I still say he's using the force.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on July 1, 2008, 05:56 PM
Bigfoot steals Port-O-Let.

(http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/2/3/contest41.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on July 1, 2008, 07:06 PM
Bigfoot steals Port-O-Let.

(http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/2/3/contest41.jpg)

Yes, but was there a nekkid drunk (http://www.asylum.com/2008/06/09/naked-man-rescued-from-porta-pot-arrested/?icid=1615984947x1203970367x1200411489) guy in there?  Now that would've been some stupid ****............ ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on July 2, 2008, 11:55 AM
http://subservientchicken.com/
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on July 3, 2008, 01:45 AM
Ha! Pretty good.  :D

Star Wars vs. Saul Bass  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z25t-PQDn5A)

Star Wars vs. Saul Bass: The Remastered Deluxe Edition (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yoIEWpl9oc&amp;feature=related)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on July 3, 2008, 02:52 AM
http://subservientchicken.com/

Have you tried this one?

I Do Tricks... (http://www.idodogtricks.com/index_flash.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on July 3, 2008, 06:17 PM
Gnar Wars (http://www.grindtv.com/video/snow/Gnar_Wars_1/)

 :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on July 3, 2008, 06:28 PM
http://subservientchicken.com/

Have you tried this one?

I Do Tricks... (http://www.idodogtricks.com/index_flash.html)


The title of that one worries me.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on July 4, 2008, 01:47 AM
I think it would be worse if it was titled "I turn tricks".   :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on July 5, 2008, 07:35 PM
This clip made it's round in the vinty section of the RS forum.

Storm Trooper Smash (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSTpgR7FXO8)

Fake or real?

Thoughts?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on July 6, 2008, 01:15 AM
For her sake, I hope it was fake.  Otherwise, that's one hell of a small claims court case she just lost.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 6, 2008, 02:56 AM
You know, at least he figured out she was a complete psycho that was completely incapable of communicating her problems NOW, instead of getting married to her and taking half his assets when she inevitably divorces him. $800 is a small price to pay for figuring that out now.

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jedi_master_sal on July 7, 2008, 02:47 AM
You know, at least he figured out she was a complete psycho that was completely incapable of communicating her problems NOW, instead of getting married to her and taking half his assets when she inevitably divorces him. $800 is a small price to pay for figuring that out now.



I have to agree with that comment completely.

And the other comment about her losing in small claims court too...
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on July 7, 2008, 10:08 AM
I kinda think it's real....although she sounds like she's acting poorly with the way she talks, that could easily be that she's just self conscious because of the camera. 

The only reason I can think of why this would be faked would be so the B/F could make a claim on his insurance...easier and safer to just put the thing on ebay.

If it's real, in TN she'd be facing either class E or class D felony vandalism charges.

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 9, 2008, 10:54 PM
Michael Bay's rejected 'The Dark Knight' script (http://my.spill.com/profiles/blog/show?id=947994%3ABlogPost%3A355506)

I wasn't sure whether to put it here or the Dark Knight thread.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JediJman on July 9, 2008, 11:04 PM
You know, at least he figured out she was a complete psycho that was completely incapable of communicating her problems NOW, instead of getting married to her and taking half his assets when she inevitably divorces him. $800 is a small price to pay for figuring that out now.



Did we see the same video?  Pyscho chick, yes, but all they destoryed was a 12" Biker Scout.  That's hardly worth $800.  I think what's disturbing is she feels justified in destroying anything that means something to him because she doesn't have a ring yet. I don't think I'd take any satisfaction in destroying something that means something to my wife no matter how mad I am at her.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Reid on July 9, 2008, 11:07 PM
Michael Bay's rejected 'The Dark Knight' script (http://my.spill.com/profiles/blog/show?id=947994%3ABlogPost%3A355506)

I wasn't sure whether to put it here or the Dark Knight thread.

Holy **** that was terrible. That's like something Uwe Boll would write.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 10, 2008, 01:30 AM
You know, at least he figured out she was a complete psycho that was completely incapable of communicating her problems NOW, instead of getting married to her and taking half his assets when she inevitably divorces him. $800 is a small price to pay for figuring that out now.



Did we see the same video?  Pyscho chick, yes, but all they destoryed was a 12" Biker Scout.  That's hardly worth $800.  I think what's disturbing is she feels justified in destroying anything that means something to him because she doesn't have a ring yet. I don't think I'd take any satisfaction in destroying something that means something to my wife no matter how mad I am at her.

It looked to me like a Sideshow statue.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on July 10, 2008, 09:41 AM
That is Sideshow Scout Trooper with Speederbike from 2007. Retails for $799.

(http://www.rebelscum.com/Sideshow/14bikerscout/IMG_0830.JPG)


All I have is one word of advice for this guy....RUN!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: bamaker on July 10, 2008, 10:44 AM
Michael Bay's rejected 'The Dark Knight' script (http://my.spill.com/profiles/blog/show?id=947994%3ABlogPost%3A355506)

I wasn't sure whether to put it here or the Dark Knight thread.

F-U-N-N-Y, pure 'genius.'  "one last explosion, this time with tanks flying out of it." 
I had to close the door to my office to keep from freaking out my co-workers
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: bamaker on July 10, 2008, 10:48 AM
Vader golfs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81fwEmP2CKY)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on July 11, 2008, 09:52 AM

I had to close the door to my office to keep from freaking out my co-workers

I have to do the same thing everytime your avatar loads.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on July 11, 2008, 09:54 AM

Michael Bay's rejected 'The Dark Knight' script (http://my.spill.com/profiles/blog/show?id=947994%3ABlogPost%3A355506)

We pan to a beautiful woman:  platinum blonde with a huge rack.  She is the hottest woman in the world, but she wears glasses because she is also the smartest woman in the world.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on July 15, 2008, 02:30 PM
This clip made it's round in the vinty section of the RS forum.

Storm Trooper Smash (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSTpgR7FXO8)

Fake or real?

Thoughts?

Apparently it was fake (http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=_E_LAhYRkdc&fromurl=/watch%3Fv%3D_E_LAhYRkdc). 

Is that JoshEEE?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jedi_master_sal on July 15, 2008, 03:24 PM
Nice...well I totally fell for it.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on July 15, 2008, 08:50 PM
Dance off with the Star Wars Stars (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkTQwP2gFxU&feature=related)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on July 22, 2008, 01:53 AM
Can you pick the real penny? (http://www.exploratorium.edu/exhibits/common_cents/index.html)

I came pretty close, since the correct one was going to be my second choice.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on July 22, 2008, 02:19 AM
Army, Air Force, and Marine Generals were standing in front of a rappelling tower with a Navy Admiral. The Air Force General says to the others, "My men are the most courageous of the Armed Forces."

"Ha!", said Army, "My men are the most courageous and I'll prove it."

Army calls a Private over from the tower. He tells the Private, "I want you to jump off that tower- no rope, no parachute."

"Yes, Sir!!!", the Private yells and proceeds to climb the tower. The Private walks to the edge, yells "Hoo-ahh!", and jumps off the tower. He is killed instantly upon impact.

"That's nothing," the Air Force General said, bored. He calls a Senior Airman over. "Son, I want you to jump off that tower- no rope, no parachute. And I want you to do it with style."

"Yes, Sir!!!", the Senior Airman yells. He climbs to the top of the tower, walks to the edge and jumps. He executes a swan dive that would make Greg Louganis proud, hits the ground and dies on impact.

"Hmmph," the Marine growled. "Ya'll obviously forgot the Marine Corps was here", he said (yelling "Marine Corps!" as all Marines tend to do.)

He calls a Lance Corporal over. "Marine, I want you to jump off that tower and make the Corps proud!"

The Corporal yells, "Ooh-rah!", by way of response and runs to the tower. He grabs an M-60 and ammunition belt on the way and wraps the belt around himself in the Pancho Villa style. He climbs the tower and walks to the edge. Upon reaching the edge, he throws two grenades into the air, yells "Semper Fi Do or Die!", and jumps off. He starts shooting the M-60 in mid-air, clipping treetops and yelling the entire way down. His impact is obscured by the two exploding grenades. When the smoke clears, only little pieces of the Marine are left.

The others are impressed and nod their heads in admiration. Then the Admiral says, "That's nothing". The others turn to face the Admiral, their faces in disbelief. The Admiral calls a Seaman over who was cleaning latrines. "Son, I want you to jump off that tower- no rope, no parachute."

The Seaman looks the Admiral in the face and says, "**** you! You kiss my ass first!" and walks off.

The Admiral turns to the others and says, "Now THAT'S courage!"
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on July 24, 2008, 01:30 AM
George Lucas in Carbonite (http://www.ohgizmo.com/2008/07/23/george-lucas-in-carbonite/)

You know, this just seems plain creepy.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on July 24, 2008, 01:33 AM
Yeah ... decent concept, but it'd be funnier if it didn't look so painful. :-\
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jedipurge on July 25, 2008, 12:18 PM
George Lucas in Carbonite (http://www.ohgizmo.com/2008/07/23/george-lucas-in-carbonite/)

You know, this just seems plain creepy.

Jeez looks like they stuck the carbon freezer up his butt.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on July 25, 2008, 12:56 PM
Well they definately got his belly and neck right.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on July 30, 2008, 08:17 PM
The next Lucasfilm movie:

Texas Telly and the Golden Triangle of Destiny (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rdo79QS2Tcs&feature=user)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: David on July 30, 2008, 09:55 PM
The next Lucasfilm movie:

Texas Telly and the Golden Triangle of Destiny (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rdo79QS2Tcs&feature=user)

(http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Laughing/lol-030.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: bamaker on July 31, 2008, 03:43 PM
Do you ride the bus?  Better keep an eye on the fella sitting next to you (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25949218)

Geez, what is going on with Canada?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on August 1, 2008, 09:40 AM
Nothing wrong with Canada, just with some of the sicko's that live here.  :-\
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on August 1, 2008, 01:01 PM
A lego robot that can solve a rubiks cube in less than 6 minutes.

(http://www.geeky-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/lego_rubik_cube_solver.jpg)

http://www.geeky-gadgets.com/?p=2733 (http://www.geeky-gadgets.com/?p=2733)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 4, 2008, 12:26 AM
Those Robot Chicken bastards have gone too far. (http://www.videosift.com/video/Robot-Chicken-Calvin-Hobbes-The-Untold-Story)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jedi_master_sal on August 4, 2008, 02:15 PM
Those Robot Chicken bastards have gone too far. (http://www.videosift.com/video/Robot-Chicken-Calvin-Hobbes-The-Untold-Story)

Hilarious!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: efranks on August 4, 2008, 05:57 PM
That's pretty good.  And you know that if a kid had that much imagination in today's American society he'd be on Ritalin and Prozac in a second.

   E...
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on August 4, 2008, 10:22 PM
That's pretty good.  And you know that if a kid had that much imagination in today's American society he'd be on Ritalin and Prozac in a second.

   E...

(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c296/sotink/CH.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Reid on August 4, 2008, 11:31 PM
Those Robot Chicken bastards have gone too far. (http://www.videosift.com/video/Robot-Chicken-Calvin-Hobbes-The-Untold-Story)

Classic.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Diddly on August 11, 2008, 03:50 PM
A History of Internet Memes (http://www.dipity.com/user/tatercakes/timeline/Internet_Memes?yarly)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on August 11, 2008, 08:55 PM
That was on Digg 5 days ago.
Get with the program Travis. ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on August 12, 2008, 09:14 AM
Empire Strikes Back in 60 Seconds (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfF_vmRIeD4)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on August 12, 2008, 11:58 AM
Piss Off! (http://www.escapefromrehabgame.com/)   ::)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: BillCable on August 12, 2008, 12:18 PM
Definitely qualifies as "stupid" and "****."
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jadesfire on August 12, 2008, 01:48 PM
I don't know how to post the clip here but if you go to the front page at www.msn.com and scroll down to the left side video's, you can see Darth Vader dance to 'Thriller'. :D

PS; Dale if you can grab it and put it here, that'd be great - I think it's pretty funny.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on August 12, 2008, 09:53 PM
Here ya go Beth, took it off youtube.  ;)

Darth Vader Thriller2008 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrPEr3UOZOY)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jadesfire on August 12, 2008, 10:23 PM
Thanks Dale!  It still cracks me up!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on August 12, 2008, 10:39 PM
You got to hand it to the guy in the wookiee outfit. It's got to be over 100 degrees at WDW and he's wearing an ape suit dancing up a storm!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on August 14, 2008, 10:49 AM
A lot of times character/mascots will wear ice gel pack vests to keep cool.  I'm sure Disney uses something like that.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on August 15, 2008, 03:00 AM
Georgians say they have proof of Bigfoot (http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/08/14/bigfoot.body/?iref=hpmostpop)

Best line from a forum on a prediction about the news conference...

Quote
I predict that Rick Astley will pop out of the freezer singing "Never Gonna Give You Up."  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOU8GIRUd_g)

 :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on August 15, 2008, 08:58 AM
Georgians say they have proof of Bigfoot (http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/08/14/bigfoot.body/?iref=hpmostpop)


Is that why Russia invaded?  To take the body?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on August 15, 2008, 11:27 AM
So they ran over him with their truck? I'm sure if they didn't have the ice cooler, they would have strapped him to the front of the truck.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on August 15, 2008, 12:13 PM
One the right in small print Bush Says "We won't stand for Russia Bullying".
On the left in LARGE print the KGB has forced George Lucas to tell the US to "Give Up"!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/phruby/giveup.jpg)


Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on August 15, 2008, 05:35 PM
Internet captivated by Bigfoot hunters' press conference (http://news.cnet.com/8301-13577_3-10018290-36.html)

Bigfoot Hunters Press Conference Reveals... Little (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,404805,00.html)

Bigfoot found in Georgia! Proof or hoax? (http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/posted/archive/2008/08/15/bigfoot-found-in-georgia-proof-or-hoax.aspx)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on August 18, 2008, 01:15 PM
I like the part about the body is a fairly common bigfoot costume and the guys that found the body are a police officer on disability for shooting himself in the hand and a Las Vegas grifter. By the way, they are charging to see more pictures and won't let real sciencists examine the body.

Why do people do stupid things like this?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jedipurge on August 18, 2008, 03:46 PM
I Not Come Work Today!

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, 'Hey, boss I no come work today, I weally sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try.

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: 'Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house.'
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on August 18, 2008, 04:05 PM
old joke, but i'm confused as to why it's necessary to use such a ridiculous asian stereotype to tell it in this instance?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Carpeteria3000 on August 18, 2008, 04:19 PM
because bigotry makes everything funnier.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jedipurge on August 19, 2008, 01:38 PM
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
>> mothers and their small children.
>>
>> 'You all have obsessions,' he observed.
>>
>> To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating.
>> You've even named your daughter Candy.'
>>
>> He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money.
>> Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'
>>
>> He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol.
>> This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.'
>>
>> At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her
>> little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick, we're leaving.
>> Your brothers Peter and Willy are waiting for us.''
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jedipurge on August 19, 2008, 01:50 PM
old joke, but i'm confused as to why it's necessary to use such a ridiculous asian stereotype to tell it in this instance?

sorry first time I'd heard it, as far as the stereotype it's a joke if there isn't a ridiculous stereotypical white, black, hispanic, asian whatever the joke just wouldn't be as funny.  If it was a mexican with the speedy Gonzalez accent would that have been funnier, or some honkey white, Ned Flannders, type of guy.  That's why it's "Stupid **** From The Internet"  If you can't laugh at yourself then who can you laugh at.  I personally love it when white people are made fun it just makes it that much better cause I can relate to the joke, that's why you gotta love Dave Chapel best ever at making fun of white people.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on August 20, 2008, 03:34 AM
More on the sasquatch...

Bigfoot claim a fake, ex-enthusiast says (http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/08/19/bigfoot.hoax/index.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on August 20, 2008, 10:04 PM
Woman plays the kazoo with her wazoo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE8b5BG-5tg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on August 21, 2008, 09:31 AM
Leave it to Tracy to find that one! ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on August 21, 2008, 10:06 AM
(http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/konfus/a010.gif)   The Sulu Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hp1bICcvw8Q&feature=related)   (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/konfus/a010.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jedipurge on August 21, 2008, 12:50 PM
Woman plays the kazoo with her wazoo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE8b5BG-5tg)

I take it it's not work "friendly"?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: BillCable on August 21, 2008, 12:56 PM
Nah, it's fine.  It was basically a comedy act.  She had a speaker in her belt, I'm guessing.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on August 29, 2008, 08:46 AM
The Superbad Penile Fighter (http://www.sonypictures.com/homevideo/superbad/game/)

As you can ascertain by the name of the game, it's obviously NSFW
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on August 29, 2008, 08:53 AM
The Superbad Penile Fighter (http://www.sonypictures.com/homevideo/superbad/game/)

As you can ascertain by the name of the game, it's obviously NSFW

You da man!  (http://www.telusplanet.net/public/djustus/LOL.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on September 5, 2008, 04:05 PM
Star Trek as The Love Boat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWyxZR69CI0)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on September 5, 2008, 05:54 PM
Starring Carl the Cylon and Charo!  Funny stuuf!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Hemish on September 6, 2008, 05:03 AM
Thats great I want to see Carl the Cylon hook up with someone :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on September 6, 2008, 02:45 PM
Thats great I want to see Carl the Cylon hook up with someone :)


Yah, the chick with three boobs!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Reid on September 10, 2008, 03:11 PM
Marty McFly Meets Slayer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwCOJhGC4dI)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on September 10, 2008, 07:32 PM
I thought Marty meet Buffy the Vampire Slayer. My bad. :-[
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: evenflow on September 17, 2008, 12:44 PM
(http://www.planetperplex.com/img/fake_illusion.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on September 20, 2008, 07:21 PM
Found this posted on the other site. This ain't stupid, it's ******* hilarious! Have a trip down toy memory lane & LOL! (http://www.telusplanet.net/public/djustus/Southern%20Alberta%20Storms/KVROFLMAO.gif)

We Are The Toys (http://wearethetoys.com/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: bamaker on September 24, 2008, 01:48 PM
Strange obituary (http://www.legacy.com/DALLASMORNINGNEWS/Obituaries.asp?Page=LifeStory&PersonID=117741716)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on September 24, 2008, 05:56 PM
Hipster bingo (http://www.catbirdseat.org/catbirdseat/bingo.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JangoTat on September 24, 2008, 08:56 PM
I AM SUPER FELPZ!!!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v438/hockey_77/1222214649136.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: bamaker on September 25, 2008, 09:54 AM
Somebody posted this on a comic book website I check in at each morning, and I am speechless (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOXnxmlEkY0)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on September 26, 2008, 09:43 PM
And in other news, bears announce preference for going number two among trees. (http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSTRE48N04S20080924)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on October 1, 2008, 01:54 AM
I wish I'd known this guy. (http://casperstartribune.net/articles/2008/09/15/news/obituaries/a8e87b45d855b1be872574c4007aa6d2.txt)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on October 1, 2008, 01:56 AM
Somebody got fired for this headline. (http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/31/35/31_35_mm_bjs_reaction.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on October 1, 2008, 10:37 AM
I wish I'd known this guy. (http://casperstartribune.net/articles/2008/09/15/news/obituaries/a8e87b45d855b1be872574c4007aa6d2.txt)

Why? He sounds like a red neck that destroyed his life and others with alcohol.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on October 1, 2008, 11:25 PM
I'd say this certainly belongs in the Stupid **** thread, or, perhaps, the lack thereof (http://www.nbc4.com/health/17538468/detail.html?dl=headlineclick).   :-X
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on October 10, 2008, 10:58 AM
Hilarious Astronaut Pranks Old Golfers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U8alOGzFUw)

(http://www.telusplanet.net/public/djustus/LOL.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jedi_master_sal on October 10, 2008, 12:15 PM
Hilarious Astronaut Pranks Old Golfers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U8alOGzFUw)

(http://www.telusplanet.net/public/djustus/LOL.jpg)

That was funny. Gees, what spoiled sports the golfers were.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jayson on October 10, 2008, 12:15 PM
Drunk email filter (http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=081007182106.97mcch3w&show_article=1) Now if they could come up with a drunk ebay bidding filter.  :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Morgbug on October 10, 2008, 01:07 PM
Drunk email filter (http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=081007182106.97mcch3w&show_article=1) Now if they could come up with a drunk ebay bidding filter.  :P


Amen.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Reid on October 14, 2008, 09:23 PM
Office Space As A Horror Film (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atHWASn_ygo)

 ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: efranks on October 14, 2008, 11:30 PM
Office Space As A Horror Film (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atHWASn_ygo)

 ;D

That is the best thing ever.

   E...
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on October 18, 2008, 02:20 AM
GI Joe filecard creator! (http://www.joecustoms.com/filecards/filecards.php)

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f49/scififan81/filecard.gif)

 ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: bamaker on November 3, 2008, 10:04 AM
Impressive (and depressing?) (http://www.cracked.com/article_16752_7-most-impressive-depressing-geek-collections.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on November 3, 2008, 10:23 AM
"He's spent over five years photographing the collection for Guinness World Records, which he appears to be stalking. He archives every letter he sends them with detailed logs of how long it took them to respond. For god's sake guys, let him in! He's one dice-related head-injury away from becoming a Batman villain."

hilarious.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt on November 3, 2008, 10:31 AM
Impressive (and depressing?) (http://www.cracked.com/article_16752_7-most-impressive-depressing-geek-collections.html)

Who's the guy who came in first?  Anyone we know?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Carpeteria3000 on November 3, 2008, 11:00 AM
that guy is a ******* loser. even someone with a zillion Barbies is cooler than him. what was his name? Bob Forrester? lame.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: ruiner on November 3, 2008, 03:12 PM
I love how these SW geeks always mention their 'girlfriends' when their collections show up online.

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Keonobi on November 3, 2008, 03:31 PM
How many times has he petitioned the world book though?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt on November 3, 2008, 03:45 PM
I don't know about Guinness, but I know that guy with the Star Wars collection threw a fit because Dan Curto didn't drop everything he was doing to put his collection pictures up on Rebelscum's front page as soon as it was humanly possible.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on November 5, 2008, 08:46 AM
Star Wars: An a Capella Tribute to John Williams (http://larryfire.wordpress.com/2008/11/03/star-wars-an-a-capella-tribute-to-john-williams-by-corey-vidal/)  :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on November 6, 2008, 01:48 PM
Whose Line is it Anyway: No. Of Words: Star Wars (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YgSihQap4o)  :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on November 12, 2008, 09:30 AM
Fan-smegging-Tastic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A0RFDm8_rE)  :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on November 13, 2008, 05:43 PM
Just what we need, a Kevin Spacey robot.

The robot that can pull faces just like a human being (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1085059/Pictured-The-robot-pull-faces-just-like-human-being.html)

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on November 14, 2008, 10:06 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrYHERYvjmU

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on November 14, 2008, 10:14 AM
Dang! I would be in good hands with those.  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on November 14, 2008, 10:26 AM
What the??? :o

I guess I've got to start worrying about what I click on at work here. ;)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: bamaker on November 19, 2008, 12:17 PM
I've never seen this before and it made me giggle...  thought I'd share.  :)

(http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/yoda.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on November 19, 2008, 12:38 PM
That poor dog. :-\
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on November 19, 2008, 01:58 PM
Our dog wasn't pleased when our little girl put her old Yoda costume on him so that he could go trick or treating with us.

(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b140/tamidala/Halloween08002.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on November 19, 2008, 03:38 PM
Woof I say.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on November 20, 2008, 09:04 AM
Game Show Where Contestants Dress up As Penguins (http://video.aol.com/video-detail/game-show-where-contestants-dress-up-as-penguins/3670849195)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on November 20, 2008, 10:34 AM
World's Fattest Man Now Actually Likes Being in Bed (http://www.asylum.com/2008/11/18/worlds-fattest-man-gets-some-action/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Keonobi on November 20, 2008, 10:47 AM
I can't figure out how to link it, but there is a pic from the LA Auto show of a Honda concept called the FC Sport, MSN has a slide show of concept cars, its the 6th image.  Can anyone link it.  Anyway, it looks like the Helmet to a phase two clone trooper, head on.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on November 20, 2008, 10:58 AM
Magic.  :-*

Los Angeles auto show opens under a cloud (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27768531/)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/DSJcdn/Random/HondaFCSport.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jayson on November 20, 2008, 11:07 AM
Looks like a clone trooper  :P
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JediJman on November 20, 2008, 10:59 PM
Looks like a clone trooper  :P

Great minds think alike.  And so do you!

I can't figure out how to link it, but there is a pic from the LA Auto show of a Honda concept called the FC Sport, MSN has a slide show of concept cars, its the 6th image.  Can anyone link it. 
Anyway, it looks like the Helmet to a phase two clone trooper, head on.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Keonobi on November 21, 2008, 09:38 AM
Great minds think alike.  And so do you!

Does this mean I no longer have a zero approval rating? :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on November 21, 2008, 03:38 PM

Vote for the set of turkeys the President will pardon (http://www.whitehouse.gov/holiday/thanksgiving/2008/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Keonobi on November 21, 2008, 03:41 PM
We pay someone do come up with this stuff?  How did that make it pass the line item veto?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on November 21, 2008, 08:16 PM
"Star Wars" - an a cappella tribute to John Williams (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk5_OSsawz4)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on November 28, 2008, 07:50 PM
"Star Wars" - an a cappella tribute to John Williams (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk5_OSsawz4)

Been there, done that.  :P

Star Wars: An a Capella Tribute to John Williams (http://larryfire.wordpress.com/2008/11/03/star-wars-an-a-capella-tribute-to-john-williams-by-corey-vidal/)  :D

Star Wars vs. Star Trek: Dmp Edition Hq (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4ijDlbvAxw)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on December 3, 2008, 12:14 AM
Beard experiment (http://mudhead.uottawa.ca/~pete/beard.html)

Quote
People have been saying, "A beard keeps you warmer."

Sure it sounds good, but has anybody ever really tested this theory? In the interest of science, I thought of cutting off my beard for a winter to determine if it would be colder without it. Thinking about it for a while, I realized that this was no good. Maybe it would be a warmer (colder) winter this year. Maybe I would forget how cold (warm) it was last year.

I needed a control! Another person was no good; their perception of cold may not agree with mine. I had only one choice. Shave half of my beard.

If nothing else, at least check out the photo, but he actually got some interesting experimental results out of it.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on December 5, 2008, 02:28 PM
Quantum of Wallace (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmhfVba-Rpg)   :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jedi_master_sal on December 5, 2008, 03:30 PM
Quantum of Wallace (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmhfVba-Rpg)   :D

That was funny!

I had to share that with my wife and bro-in-law.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jayson on December 11, 2008, 12:17 PM
Why couldn't it have been Hooters girls? (http://www.redding.com/news/2008/dec/09/three-kfc-employees-hot-water-dip-restaurants-sink/)

Be sure to look at the photo gallery.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: BillCable on December 11, 2008, 10:45 PM
Better than Milk!! (https://www.thebeerbelly.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=200-007)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on December 18, 2008, 02:07 AM
Angry Mob Playset (http://www.stupid.com/fun/AMOB.html)

Horrified B-Movie Victims Playset (http://www.stupid.com/fun/BMOV.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on December 19, 2008, 09:29 AM
I think this one is better.

Shaun (the sheep) of the dead (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W2RS_V_ZeQ&NR=1)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on December 24, 2008, 05:48 PM
The 7 Most Annoying Sci-Fi Kids  (http://blogs.sun.com/kevin/entry/top_annoying_sci_fi_kids)

Our own Jake Lloyd came in second!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on January 2, 2009, 06:04 PM
(http://common.ziffdavisinternet.com/util_get_image/9/0,1425,sz=1&i=99118,00.jpg)


Science Fiction Case Mod Contest (http://www.extremetech.com/article2/0,1558,1823675,00.asp)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Sprry75 on January 2, 2009, 06:10 PM
But then the TIE pilot is always staring at your junk.

Creepy.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Keonobi on January 3, 2009, 02:41 PM
But then the TIE pilot is always staring at your junk.

Creepy.

Wear pants.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on January 6, 2009, 03:54 PM
If it's stuck in my head, it should be in yours too....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWDRKpMCORk

it's kinda catchy, actually.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on January 6, 2009, 10:12 PM
Great! I always wondered how to say that in English.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Carpeteria3000 on January 7, 2009, 04:08 PM
But then the TIE pilot is always staring at your junk.

Creepy.

Wear pants.

What's the point of being on the internet if you have to wear pants?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Keonobi on January 7, 2009, 04:23 PM
But then the TIE pilot is always staring at your junk.

Creepy.

Wear pants.

What's the point of being on the internet if you have to wear pants?

Then again if TIE pilot helmets are anything like Stormtrooper helmets, you can't see anything out of them anyway...
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: stormie on January 8, 2009, 01:29 PM
manbabies.com (http://manbabies.com)

100% photoshop awesomeness

Well, maybe 89%...some of these submissions need a little photoshop instruction.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jedi_master_sal on January 8, 2009, 04:07 PM
manbabies.com (http://manbabies.com)

100% photoshop awesomeness

Well, maybe 89%...some of these submissions need a little photoshop instruction.

OMFG, that is funny and oh so disturbing at the same time.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt on January 9, 2009, 11:04 AM
Somewhat related, just as creepy:

(http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/3602/42510670zw7.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: bamaker on January 9, 2009, 05:04 PM
Book review (http://www.amazon.com/review/R2X2TB3S4O5I60).  Make sure you read to the end.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 11, 2009, 06:42 PM
Steampunk Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (http://www.thefwoosh.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1034&Itemid=105)

These have to be some of the most fantastic customs I've ever seen.

(http://www.thefwoosh.com/images/stories/customcon/20/steampunkesb/Lando.jpg)

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 11, 2009, 06:43 PM
In case you haven't seen the other two, you can find Star Wars and ROTJ here. (http://www.sillof.com/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on January 11, 2009, 06:46 PM
He's also posted in our customs thread.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 11, 2009, 06:52 PM
Wow, I didn't know he was a member here, but I never do go to the customs forum.
Well, if he's reading, great work, sir.  :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt on January 15, 2009, 02:43 PM
Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it) (http://vimeo.com/2809991)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on January 16, 2009, 12:57 AM
30 Fascinating Cigarette Smoking Facts (http://listverse.com/science/30-fascinating-cigarette-smoking-facts/)

31. They keep me from killing you.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on January 16, 2009, 09:33 AM
Quote
26. Most smokers take up the habit in their mid teens, well before the legal age for purchasing them, and is seen as a right of passage towards adulthood. Other perceived rights of passage include: aftershave, wearing stilettos, alcohol, drugs and sexual intercourse; with a combination of these sometimes being cited as the main causes of teenage pregnancy.

sexual intercourse is one of the main causes of teenage pregnancy????

 :o


Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on January 16, 2009, 09:42 AM
Quote
26. Most smokers take up the habit in their mid teens, well before the legal age for purchasing them, and is seen as a right of passage towards adulthood. Other perceived rights of passage include: aftershave, wearing stilettos, alcohol, drugs and sexual intercourse; with a combination of these sometimes being cited as the main causes of teenage pregnancy.

sexual intercourse is one of the main causes of teenage pregnancy????

 :o

Those kids today think up something new every day.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: ruiner on January 19, 2009, 12:50 PM
Molester Stallone (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/dd02040442/molester-stallone-from-digitalfatigue)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on January 22, 2009, 12:41 PM
Star Wars Sports Crossovers (http://www.galacticbinder.com/ptop-10-star-wars-sports-crossovers.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on January 22, 2009, 01:06 PM
Headline of the day (http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/22/microsoft-cutting-5-000-jobs-sadface-emoticons-abound/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on January 28, 2009, 08:38 AM
Clicky for video (http://www.aglassandahalffullproductions.com/#/paddock/portrait)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on January 28, 2009, 10:55 PM
The hell? (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on January 30, 2009, 12:38 PM
Meow (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a83PLYXqiIk)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on January 31, 2009, 11:05 PM
Your interactive adventure starts here. Good luck!!

The Time Machine: START HERE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8rJ1WML60Y)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: BillCable on February 1, 2009, 09:56 AM
Your interactive adventure starts here. Good luck!!

The Time Machine: START HERE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8rJ1WML60Y)

That was fantastic!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on February 2, 2009, 02:39 AM
Chewing the Fat: Scottish Star Trek (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqpSu4jFJic&eurl=http://www.eagletransporter.com/forum/showthread.php?p=100675#post100675) 

This things a fricken' hoot!   :D   ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Diddly on February 2, 2009, 08:41 PM
Create Your Own Obama "Hope" Images (http://obamiconme.pastemagazine.com)

Here's some that I made...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/DiddlySquat/original_image-6.gif)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/DiddlySquat/original_image-4.gif)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/DiddlySquat/original_image-5.gif)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/DiddlySquat/original_image-3.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on February 2, 2009, 11:29 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/phruby/nooo.gif)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/phruby/mesaworry.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on February 4, 2009, 10:39 AM
Man Robs Convenience Stores With Klingon Sword: Clerks Recognize Sword As Batleth (http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/18637190/detail.html#-)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Keonobi on February 4, 2009, 11:23 AM
Who wants to bet they didn't learn what a batleth is from a training video?  "Let's see, we've covered the hot dog rollers, proper bathroom key procedure and the optional bathing policy, looks like we just have to watch the video on science fiction weapons and the appropriate counter spells to defeat them.."

The second clerk knew the counter spells, how else was he able to tell the guy with a sword "no, I'm not going to give you the money"?  Seriously, IIRC isn't it against 7-11 policy to fight back or refuse to pay a robber, don't they fire people for refusing?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: ruiner on February 4, 2009, 12:47 PM
NSFW - watch your volume.

Bale Remix (http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=18521)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on February 5, 2009, 01:26 AM
Man Robs Convenience Stores With Klingon Sword: Clerks Recognize Sword As Batleth (http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/18637190/detail.html#-)

I didn't realize until I saw the news tonight that this happened here in Colorado Springs.  Ryan, come on down for a visit and maybe we can catch this guy armed with my MR lightsabers!   :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on February 5, 2009, 04:17 AM
NSFW - watch your volume.

Bale Remix (http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=18521)

Ha! That needs some Banas™ when you listen to it.  :D

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Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on February 6, 2009, 01:29 PM
Beer Bottle Dominos (http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2009/02/05)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on February 6, 2009, 03:08 PM
Worst. Criminals. Ever! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ruIWa36IOY)

I think I saw this on Bugs Bunny and Roadrunner when I was a kid!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on February 11, 2009, 10:38 PM
Language warning...  ;D

Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of **** That Doesn't ******* Work (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQ)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on February 13, 2009, 03:23 AM
This is so ******* true!  ;D

"We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots." (http://barefootmeg.multiply.com/video/item/56)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on February 13, 2009, 03:29 AM
Man Robs Convenience Stores With Klingon Sword: Clerks Recognize Sword As Batleth (http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/18637190/detail.html#-)

I didn't realize until I saw the news tonight that this happened here in Colorado Springs.  Ryan, come on down for a visit and maybe we can catch this guy armed with my MR lightsabers!   :D

Only if we get to wear Jedi Robes too. Then I'd be down.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 25, 2009, 02:36 AM
Rectum? It killed him! (http://www.anorak.co.uk/strange-but-true/202541.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on February 25, 2009, 12:33 PM
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y151/ValinKenobi/Forums/bsflag.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on February 25, 2009, 10:17 PM
Well, yeah.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Diddly on February 27, 2009, 01:58 PM
10 Awesome Ads (For Traumatizing Children) (http://www.cracked.com/article_17093_10-awesome-ads-traumatizing-children.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on March 12, 2009, 12:28 PM
Speeding driver tells State Patrol he was rushing to bid on eBay (http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/mobile/story.php?oid=2008836592&section_key=home)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jedi_master_sal on March 12, 2009, 01:34 PM
Ouch... and definitely in the stupid category.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: BillCable on March 12, 2009, 02:58 PM
Prepare to lose about an hour of your life... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tprMEs-zfQA)

Pretty damned amazing what he's done here.  There are seven songs total.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: efranks on March 12, 2009, 07:32 PM

JJ Grey & Mofro "On Fire" Music Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7CUR2cozts)

Filmed w/ action figures.  Sort of NSFW content but PG-13 at worst.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on March 13, 2009, 09:36 AM
Man Used Saber Saw As Sex Toy (http://www.stmarystoday.com/News/Manusedsabersawassextoy.html)

I am embarrassed to say this happened in the town where I grew up.  :-[
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on March 13, 2009, 09:43 AM
What the hell were they thinking...  (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/d040.gif)   (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/konfus/e038.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on March 13, 2009, 10:23 AM
What the hell were they thinking...  (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/d040.gif)   (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/konfus/e038.gif)

That's what my dad said "What the hell where they thinking??  Everybody knows you're supposed to wrap the blade in duct tape first :D :P ;D"
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on March 14, 2009, 07:26 AM
50 Comedies (http://www.craigeiseledesign.com/comedies/comedies_home.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on March 19, 2009, 05:03 AM
Man Connects Himself to a Tesla Coil to play Star Wars theme (http://video.aol.com/video-detail/man-connects-himself-to-a-tesla-coil-to-play-star-wars-theme/2898998067/?icid=VIDLRV04)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on March 19, 2009, 10:42 AM
So how does that work?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: knashdx on March 19, 2009, 12:35 PM
What the hell were they thinking...  (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/d040.gif)   (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/konfus/e038.gif)

That's what my dad said "What the hell where they thinking??  Everybody knows you're supposed to wrap the blade in duct tape first :D :P ;D"

Tracy - When you go home to visit, I would recomend knocking first!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on March 19, 2009, 12:59 PM
50 Comedies (http://www.craigeiseledesign.com/comedies/comedies_home.html)

cheats here:  http://jayisgames.com/archives/2009/03/50_comedies.php
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on March 22, 2009, 04:22 AM
Hard-disk-drive playing the Imperial March (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsQd2n99zS4&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on March 26, 2009, 11:28 PM
Slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on March 27, 2009, 09:30 PM
Body Flex: Lion Pose (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QuagplYxVM)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: BillCable on March 28, 2009, 01:29 AM
ShamWow dude smacks his ho (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html)

Yes, but was she made in Germany?  That's quality ****...
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on March 31, 2009, 01:41 AM
Man Connects Himself to a Tesla Coil to play Star Wars theme (http://video.aol.com/video-detail/man-connects-himself-to-a-tesla-coil-to-play-star-wars-theme/2898998067/?icid=VIDLRV04)

That is ******* insane ... but yeah, how does that work?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on March 31, 2009, 01:42 AM
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on March 31, 2009, 03:31 AM
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com

Most of that looks delicious...
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: BillCable on March 31, 2009, 09:04 AM
That is ******* insane ... but yeah, how does that work?

They had one of these set up at Dragon*Con last year.  Seeing something like that live playing various video game themes was awesome.  The guy isn't actually doing anything.  The coil is synced up to a soundtrack.  Not exactly sure what they do to change the pitch of the coil as it runs, but it's just something they program in.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: efranks on March 31, 2009, 11:44 AM
ShamWow dude smacks his ho (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html)

Yes, but was she made in Germany?  That's quality ****...

"...a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby..." 

If only there were some type of absorbant cloth that could have helped him out with that.

   E...
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on April 2, 2009, 10:59 PM
STAR TREK ™ Line of Urns and Caskets (http://www.eternalimage.net/star_trek.php)

Flying F#*K (http://www.thumbsupuk.com/products/Flying-F--K-Helicopter.htm?id=47&subid=0&prodid=529&cc=)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on April 28, 2009, 10:19 AM
Whose Line is it Anyway - SFX - Jedi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YjRPlRqB0Y&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt on May 10, 2009, 11:41 PM
(http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/3602/42510670zw7.jpg)

(http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/4666/buseys.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 16, 2009, 08:25 PM
Ever wonder what the internet would look like to Helen Keller?

Wonder no more! (http://helenkellersim.com/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on May 17, 2009, 11:25 PM
WTF... over!

The silicon monster hits town (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT1rF2YZH5w)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on May 26, 2009, 09:53 AM
Can You Spot The Water? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inA-36YRV0Y)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on May 28, 2009, 11:13 AM
WTF x2... over!

The coolest illusion you will ever see! (http://vimeo.com/4791698?pg=embed&sec=)

iFingrU (http://vimeo.com/4524587)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on May 28, 2009, 11:55 AM
Very innovative.  I know when times get tough and we no longer have extra money to take the kids to Monkey Joes or the movies, we often play a little game I like to call "Annoy the Hell Out of the Grumpy Canadian Guy".  I take the kiddos to a Walmart parking lot and let them pull all of the the buggies out of the corrals and play with them.  Then when they are finished, we scatter the buggies all over the parking lot.  Whoever blocks in the most cars wins!  :-*  (They get bonus points for putting dings in car doors) 

Oh yeah, the winner gets a new Ewok figure.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on May 28, 2009, 12:05 PM
(http://www.telusplanet.net/public/djustus/Snowflake%20LOL.jpg)   (http://www.telusplanet.net/public/djustus/Southern%20Alberta%20Storms/KVROFLMAO.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JediJman on May 29, 2009, 11:11 PM
This seems like an odd choice of outfits to wear while selling your He-Man figs... (http://cgi.ebay.com/VINTAGE-HEMAN-MASTER-OF-THE-UNIVERSE-16-FIGURE-LOT_W0QQitemZ110394038272QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item19b3ff5800&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1205%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A0%7C293%3A2%7C294%3A50)   ???
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 4, 2009, 03:08 PM
Popcorn with Fire (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M61Mvp3sZDE&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Emilkandcookies%2Ecom%2Flink%2F162758%2Fdetail%2F&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Keonobi on June 8, 2009, 03:18 PM
So I guess this is the best spot for this.  I was reading wikipedia's entry about Wookiees (not wookieepedia, wikipedia) and it had this line:

"Wookiees have notoriously been known for chain smoking and chronic alcoholism"

 ???

It claims there is a reference, but only links to a Starwars.com article about Wookiees that doesn't mention smoking or alcholism.   Anyone ever heard this before?  Sorry, I'd challenge this on wiki but I've never done that before....

Here's the link, its under the "Behavior" section...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wookiee
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Carpeteria3000 on June 9, 2009, 11:55 AM
Well... it is Wikipedia and all... so....
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Keonobi on June 9, 2009, 12:58 PM
I guess it lends new meaning to Han's line "What is that wonderful smell you've discovered", to which Leia could have replied "Well, since its a mix of burning hair, wet dog and Pabst, I'm guessing its the Wookiee!"
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on June 12, 2009, 02:50 AM
So as long as I sign this, my career will continue after this film? (http://roflrazzi.com/2009/06/11/celebrity-pictures-ford-hamill-career-continue/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 16, 2009, 10:27 AM
Scary washing machine. No really, its terrifying!  (http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=223309871)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on June 16, 2009, 03:15 PM
Legend!  I particularly loved his renditions of the dinosaurs he encountered whilst doing a load of towels. 
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Keonobi on June 16, 2009, 04:01 PM
Do the drawings come with the washer?  The buyer might need to drawings to help identify what transdimensional animals they are seeing, they might not have the palentology skills this guy has.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ryan on June 16, 2009, 05:02 PM
Haha. Nice find Dale. :)

(http://images.trademe.co.nz/photoserver/tq/6/96054206.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on June 16, 2009, 06:28 PM
Do the drawings come with the washer?  The buyer might need to drawings to help identify what transdimensional animals they are seeing, they might not have the palentology skills this guy has.

He said he would be willing to toss them in with the wash(er) :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on June 17, 2009, 07:01 PM
Family photos gone wrong.  Way (http://www.asylum.com/2009/06/17/awkward-family-photos/) wrong.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on June 18, 2009, 01:38 AM
Wait a minute! How did they get my family picture??????

Damm, I hook my mom up with the internet and this is the thanks I get!!! Why did I teach her to email and surf the web???
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 23, 2009, 05:42 AM
This makes the Holiday Special an Academy Award winner!  :D

Donny & Marie Star Wars Part 1 & 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMW4Ad8fIF4)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on June 24, 2009, 01:54 AM
FreakingHugeURL.com (http://freakinghugeurl.com)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: BillCable on June 24, 2009, 12:59 PM
That's hilarious.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on June 25, 2009, 10:40 AM
This makes the Holiday Special an Academy Award winner!  :D

Donny & Marie Star Wars Part 1 & 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMW4Ad8fIF4)

Well at least Marie can sing. Redd Foxx rules!!!!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jayson on June 25, 2009, 01:06 PM
Finally! (http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2009/06/porn-comes-to-the-itunes-app-store/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on July 7, 2009, 05:06 AM
Looks like I'll be switching to Skype. (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7da_1211573597)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on July 7, 2009, 10:57 AM
Looks like I'll be switching to Skype. (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7da_1211573597)

I couldn't view the vid, but I'm assuming from the description that it was the cell phone in the microwave video? 

If so, you can view the original here (http://www.no-evil.net/), plus a whole lot of really funny sketches from the same company's viral campaign.  Plus, no weird "meet hot naked girls in your town" ads on the right nav.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on July 7, 2009, 06:28 PM
I couldn't view the vid, but I'm assuming from the description that it was the cell phone in the microwave video?

Indeed. And that would explain why the production values are so high for a random internet video. Thanks!

Quote
Plus, no weird "meet hot naked girls in your town" ads on the right nav.

:-\
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on July 8, 2009, 01:56 AM
Quote
Plus, no weird "meet hot naked girls in your town" ads on the right nav.

:-\

Oh c'mon, what would the internets be without hot naked girls in my town.  Borrrring.   ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on July 8, 2009, 05:51 AM
The hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits to Isengard to Isengard! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE-1RPDqJAY)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on July 9, 2009, 10:10 AM
Ouch!

Train vs Tornado! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azV5bC2br-Q)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on July 15, 2009, 05:32 AM
O M G I G P Internet Explorer 8 Puke Vomit Girl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB9fhjnJcB0)  Warning...  (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/ekelig/g015.gif)
Title: Re: Brilliant **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt on July 27, 2009, 03:55 PM
(http://i28.tinypic.com/210japx.jpg)

He's not really dead, as long as we remember him. (http://www.livestream.com/streamross)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on July 27, 2009, 05:41 PM
That guy's voice makes me high.  I miss him.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: BillCable on July 30, 2009, 04:51 PM
Want to give a flying ****?  Now you can! (http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/rc/b527/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on August 4, 2009, 03:44 AM
"**** you. WHISKEEEYY!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I66aySW4le8)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on August 4, 2009, 04:07 AM
"**** you. WHISKEEEYY!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I66aySW4le8)

LOL!   ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on August 4, 2009, 10:17 AM
interesting that some words got bleeped out but **** you passes.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on August 7, 2009, 04:11 PM
I don't think the swearing filter is on.   >:D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Keonobi on August 11, 2009, 05:20 PM
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/41676

NOOOOOO!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: jedi_master_sal on August 11, 2009, 05:58 PM
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/41676

NOOOOOO!

Wow, that's an OLD article.

And I can assure you that Pittsburgh, being the HOME of Zombie movies is WELL equipped to handle the Zapocalypse. (My term for Zombie Apocalypse) LOL
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Keonobi on August 11, 2009, 06:53 PM
Yeah, it popped up on one of the sidebars, they aren't necessarily the most recent ones...
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on August 22, 2009, 02:47 PM
Oh dear. (http://imgur.com/Q6umM.png) (language NSFW)

EDIT: the scoop. (http://thecoffeedesk.com/news/index.php/2009/08/22/4chan-hacked-facebook-pictures/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on August 25, 2009, 06:51 PM
The Iron Lebowski (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FePk-sI-eg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JayDouble on September 17, 2009, 04:55 PM
Kanye at it again (http://kanyelicio.us/http://jedidefender.com)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Diddly on September 23, 2009, 11:07 PM
How many McDonald's are near you? (http://www.weathersealed.com/2009/09/22/where-the-buffalo-roamed/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on November 1, 2009, 10:46 AM
If Obi Wan used Force Speed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thIL9UVABhE&feature=player_embedded)  :D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on November 1, 2009, 10:52 AM
THE DARK KNIGHT KILLS CHRISTMAS (http://www.kontraband.com/videos/19912/The-Dark-Knight-Kills-Christmas/)   ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on November 1, 2009, 11:36 AM
what is he saying to the joker??
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Carpeteria3000 on November 1, 2009, 06:13 PM
"Why do you want to kill me?"

Another good Batman spoof: Batman Vanishing (http://splashpage.mtv.com/2009/10/28/the-dark-knights-disappearing-act-goes-poorly-in-batman-vanishing/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Carpeteria3000 on November 26, 2009, 09:35 PM
From the same guy who did the Kelly "Shoes" video: Aunt Susan Walker's Princess Leia song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4-e4InYbO0)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Tracy on November 27, 2009, 11:39 PM
The Muppets Sing Queen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY) 8)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on December 3, 2009, 10:51 AM
apparently, it's the note he used to hold up a bank.

(http://thedailyuplift.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/where-did-it-go.gif?w=256&h=180)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: BillCable on December 3, 2009, 10:58 AM
Slick!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Morgbug on December 3, 2009, 04:16 PM
What?  I like beer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1nxxVe5pTs&NR=1&feature=fvwp). 

Stick it out until the end.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: efranks on December 3, 2009, 06:20 PM
I'll never be able to watch Flashdance again.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on December 4, 2009, 09:58 AM
Celebration V location (http://www.starwarscelebration.com/)

Stupid location.  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Hemish on December 5, 2009, 08:54 AM
What?  I like beer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1nxxVe5pTs&NR=1&feature=fvwp). 

Stick it out until the end.

We aussies are serious about our beer.
That last ad won a ton of advertising awards
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jayson on December 9, 2009, 10:02 PM
Not so much stupid as weird. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1234430/Mystery-spiral-blue-light-display-hovers-Norway.html)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/12/09/article-1234430-07887B10000005DC-48_634x421.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: BillCable on December 9, 2009, 10:19 PM
That's obviously a long exposure shot.  Wonder if anyone caught video.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: BillCable on December 11, 2009, 08:33 AM
Confirmed: A failed Russian missile launch. (http://www.barentsobserver.com/russia-confirms-failed-missile-launch.4663955-116320.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: BillCable on December 11, 2009, 08:37 AM
Pretty cool... One box of special puzzle pieces can be used to create any image.  Just scan the image and you get the code to assemble the puzzle.

http://news.ameba.jp/trend-news/2009/10/47222.html
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: efranks on December 12, 2009, 12:51 AM
Those Japanese are crafty little bastards.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on December 13, 2009, 08:55 PM
The Muppets: Ringing of the Bells (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysIzPF3BfpQ&feature=channel)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Diddly on December 16, 2009, 08:57 PM
Steering Wheel Laptop Desk (http://www.amazon.com/Mobile-Office-WM-01-Laptop-Steering/dp/B000IZGIA8/ref=cm_cmu_pg__header) - Look at the product and then click "See All 73 Customer Images"
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on December 21, 2009, 10:40 AM
Inside the Millennium Falcon Bed (http://starwarsblog.starwars.com/index.php/2009/12/18/inside-the-millennium-falcon-bed/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on December 28, 2009, 04:55 PM
This is gold!   ;D

Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Video Version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-x9ygQEGA&feature=player_embedded#)

This one is well... bronze!  :D

HURRA TORPEDO total eclipse of the heart (J.Steinman) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysUjYAi0WcQ)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on January 13, 2010, 01:16 PM
Six Million Dollar Jedi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WssWHaEB420&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on January 15, 2010, 09:12 AM
Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom!

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/DSJcdn/Random/NomNomNomNomNom.gif)

Argh!

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/DSJcdn/Random/argh.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on January 25, 2010, 02:52 AM
1978: Bizarre Star Wars Japanese commercial (http://www.wimp.com/bizarrecommercial/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on January 31, 2010, 08:40 AM
Mactini -The Peter Serafinowicz Show Christmas Special - BBC Two-CosmoPod.mp4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noe3kR8KqJc&feature=player_embedded)

iToilet - The Peter Serafinowicz Show Christmas Special - BBC Two-CosmoPod.mp4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph79vPIiWbM&feature=related)

kitchen gun (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9froOhQ6Vb8&feature=related)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on February 4, 2010, 03:21 AM
Hamster in a wok (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El0b0-hoU1k)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on February 11, 2010, 08:59 AM
So like WTF... over!  (http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/7631/taxe.swf)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on February 12, 2010, 02:13 AM
Woah.  Freaky.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on February 12, 2010, 09:39 AM
Poping in your face in the....3D!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JayDouble on April 12, 2010, 02:18 PM
Bacon At-At (http://www.tifr.us/tifr/2010/4/11/bacon-at-at.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on April 13, 2010, 12:12 PM
(http://www.runryder.com/fastphoto/34468/homer_simpson.jpg)
mmmm. Bacon!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: BillCable on April 13, 2010, 01:06 PM
I was imagining something entirely different...

(http://www.creaturecantina.com/graphics_temp/bacon-at-at.JPG)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on April 14, 2010, 10:38 AM
Well played, sir.   Well played indeed.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/name7574/8eee247e0c8881aa752c189gq1.gif)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on April 30, 2010, 03:09 AM
Super Mario Crossover (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/534416)

Play the original Super Mario Bros. game with Mega Man, Samus Aran, Link, Simon Belmont, or the guy with blue pants from Contra.

I wish I could find a way to use an old NES controller with my computer. I'd have beaten this thing. Instead, I lost both my lives in World 1-4, both with Mega Man.  ::)  Still, it's amazing fun. Going to have to try it with Simon Belmont now.  :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on April 30, 2010, 09:35 AM
Ask and you shall receive.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/416%2BhZzeoVL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

NES Controller to Pc USB Adapter Smart Fx Pad - Plugfx (http://www.amazon.com/NES-Controller-USB-Adapter-Smart-Pad/dp/B000YDOK2W)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on May 1, 2010, 02:26 AM
Well, I WAS going to do something constructive this weekend, but now...

Thanks, Phruby. :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Diddly on May 3, 2010, 04:35 PM
Geocities-izer - Make any webpage look like it was made by a 13 year old in 1996 (http://wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesizer/index.php)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on May 7, 2010, 02:57 AM
Behind the scenes: Darth Vader's recording for TomTom GPS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljFfL-mL70)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on May 7, 2010, 09:12 AM
Ok...I thought that was just a funny vid until the end.  i may have to buy a tomtom now.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on May 7, 2010, 10:41 AM
I so need to buy a TomTom now.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on May 8, 2010, 10:05 AM
Geocities-izer - Make any webpage look like it was made by a 13 year old in 1996 (http://wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesizer/index.php)

Amazing! I put in www.rebelscum.com and the page came back looking exactly the way it does now!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: BillCable on May 21, 2010, 01:50 PM
Pac-Man on the Google home page today:  http://www.google.com/
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on May 22, 2010, 11:12 AM
Wow! Has it really been 30 years?
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on June 5, 2010, 03:16 PM
How to tell if your are a youngling.

Mosquito Tone Test, or How To Tell You're A Young'un (http://journal.plasticmind.com/ears/mosquito-tone-or-how-to-tell-youre-a-youngun/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: efranks on June 5, 2010, 04:25 PM
I can hear all of them, but the 16KHz is very subtle and if I heard it somewhere when I didn't know what it was I might just disreguard it.

   E...
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Straxus on June 5, 2010, 11:46 PM
I can hear them all. The 16khz is low but still annoying. Reminds me of the sound older computer monitors and some older TVs make. I could hear it and it annoyed me and everyone else thought I was nuts.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on July 1, 2010, 01:43 PM
Brilliant! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CVYOCMpJRY&feature=player_embedded#!)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: solrac on July 8, 2010, 02:57 AM
Dog AT-AT costume.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrqx_rDHMpY&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Straxus on July 8, 2010, 02:16 PM
Friend of mine showed me this video a while back.
Probably not work safe...
Be afraid...
Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on July 15, 2010, 09:55 AM
You are part of the Metro Transit Authority and a traitor (http://improveverywhere.com/2010/07/14/star-wars-subway-car/)!!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on July 23, 2010, 01:13 PM
The Dark Side prevails? Darth Vader holds up Long Island bank (http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/07/23/new.york.darth.vader.robbery/index.html?hpt=T2)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: BillCable on August 24, 2010, 07:16 AM
The most insane car crash I've ever seen... (http://www.wdtn.com/dpp/news/video%3A-i-675-crash-caught-on-tape)

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on August 24, 2010, 10:16 AM
My son did that in Burnout Paradise.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JesseVader08 on August 25, 2010, 02:28 AM
"Investigators are looking into what role speed played in the crash"?  It ****** him up, that's the role it played.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on August 28, 2010, 02:57 PM
Sar Wars Uncut (http://www.starwarsuncut.com/#/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Hemish on August 30, 2010, 06:47 PM
That crash even made the news over here.
Dumbass
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Morgbug on September 3, 2010, 11:23 AM
Poignant (http://www.videos.onion.com/video/in-the-know-are-tests-biased-against-students-who,17966/).  But funny.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on September 6, 2010, 10:04 PM
For a minute there I thought you ment the beer commerical before the skit.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on September 9, 2010, 01:22 PM
Hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx0pTIDb-r0&feature=player_embedded

For those who might not know, Ole Miss are the Rebels.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on September 9, 2010, 03:20 PM
Those cheerleaders were cute.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on November 19, 2010, 07:31 PM
Star Wars Weather (http://www.tomscott.com/weather/starwars/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on November 21, 2010, 10:10 PM
Star Wars Weather (http://www.tomscott.com/weather/starwars/)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyIuVjcrUls 
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on November 26, 2010, 01:50 PM
Luke, I am your smartphone! (http://www.engadget.com/2010/11/26/luke-i-am-your-smartphone-video/)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: McMetal on December 3, 2010, 04:08 PM
http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=19898&count=0 (http://www.yoursite.com)


Lando Calrissian arrested for murder?

Dude IS a scoundrel...
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on December 3, 2010, 06:14 PM
Link didn't work for me.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Ben on December 4, 2010, 08:10 PM
Dr. Seuss does Star Wars (http://themightyadam.blogspot.com/2010/11/dr-seuss-does-star-wars.html)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on December 17, 2010, 01:51 AM
http://www.themacaddress.com/?p=99708191

I might be on the wrong site for anyone to get the joke.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: efranks on December 17, 2010, 11:56 AM
I get it.  It's clever.  I like it.

   E...
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on February 7, 2011, 08:39 PM
There is something mesmerizing about this one.

Stupid water balloon trick (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kag4tU6B3yc&feature=channel)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on February 7, 2011, 08:50 PM
Benny Hinn - Dark Lord of the Sith  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9SS95q2kpg&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on February 22, 2011, 05:51 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/phruby/watson.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on June 30, 2011, 12:50 AM
Star Wars Lightsaber MP3 player
http://anythingbutipod.com/2011/06/star-wars-lightsaber-mp3-player-2/#more-4219 (http://anythingbutipod.com/2011/06/star-wars-lightsaber-mp3-player-2/#more-4219)


(http://anythingbutipod.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/P1030421bis-560x420.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on August 4, 2011, 04:48 AM
Garmin Adds Yoda, Darth Vader Voice Navigation To GPS Systems  (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/03/garmin-adds-yoda-and-darth-vader-voice-navigation_n_917429.html?ref=fb&src=sp#sb=1877499,b=facebook)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Symposium on August 4, 2011, 08:40 AM
Garmin Adds Yoda, Darth Vader Voice Navigation To GPS Systems  (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/03/garmin-adds-yoda-and-darth-vader-voice-navigation_n_917429.html?ref=fb&src=sp#sb=1877499,b=facebook)


Tom Tom have already done this...

http://starwars.tomtom.com/voices/index-starwars.php?Lid=4&voice=darthvader
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on January 7, 2012, 03:29 PM
Gamer Drops $16,000 on Virtual Sword for Unreleased Game (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/114972-Gamer-Drops-16-000-on-Virtual-Sword-for-Unreleased-Game)

‎16k, money well spent! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7I1L0Oa-NE)   ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on January 19, 2012, 09:21 AM
anyone catch this yet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ntDYjS0Y3w)?  Brilliant, but I can't identify everyone in it with certainty.  Here's a screengrab I labeled with those that are obvious, and my assumptions.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/name7574/STARWARSDOGSVW.jpg)

Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Qui-Gon Jim on January 19, 2012, 11:43 AM
Epic. 
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Symposium on January 19, 2012, 07:57 PM
No what's epic is the AT-AT  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on January 19, 2012, 08:21 PM
Even better....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z3r9X8OahA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z3r9X8OahA)
Jedi Kittens Strike Back!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on January 20, 2012, 12:28 AM
No Rotties or Malamutes?  I'm disappointed.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: DSJ™ on October 23, 2012, 10:30 PM
 ;D  Coors Light UK Jean Claude Van Damme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a0gBK6OAxU&feature=youtu.be)  ;D
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: efranks on October 24, 2012, 01:29 AM
Nice mullet.
 
   E...
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on December 5, 2012, 08:17 PM
I dug this.

http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/blog/44126/tracking+the+rolling+stones+of+racetrack+playa/
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: efranks on December 12, 2012, 04:03 PM
Thought I'd post his here.  Maybe we should have a ****** Movie Poster thread.  Anyway, saw the movie poster for Tom Cruise's movie Oblivion and thought it looked a little familiar.  Then I looked closer and decided it needed an update.

(http://www.netenigma.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Oblivion-Batman.jpg)

They're making it too easy.

   E...
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on December 13, 2012, 05:41 PM
Everything is better with Batman!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Scockery on December 13, 2012, 05:45 PM
Gotham is a Memory Worth Fighting For.

Heck, it's got Morgan Freeman in the film already.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on December 17, 2012, 07:25 PM
I just can't get past the waterfall by the Empire State building.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: I Am Sith on February 12, 2014, 08:36 PM
Didn't know where else to post this, so Mods please move if it makes sense elsewhere.

My wife and I cracked up over this one:

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/olympics-fourth-place-medal/this-star-wars-olympics-mogul-smash-mashup-is-the-best-thing-you-ll-see-today-175210332.html

Great stuff!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Morgbug on February 12, 2014, 09:47 PM
Clever. 

The AT-AT'e are clearly a Canadian weapon though, given how well we've done in moguls.   :)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jayson on February 12, 2014, 10:44 PM
NSFW and NSFP (penises)

Robocop remake (http://player.vimeo.com/video/86014703)

I nearly pissed myself but was afraid he'd shoot me.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: name on February 17, 2014, 12:24 PM
what the actual ****?????
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: P-Siddy on February 17, 2014, 12:32 PM
That was a lot of beheadings.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: BillCable on March 6, 2014, 11:33 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88hU078nUQs

Hats off to Japan - they can take two things that have no business together and make it rule.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on March 6, 2014, 07:09 PM
I think there are like 30 different fetishes wrapped into one Youtube video there.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: JediJman on March 17, 2014, 05:09 PM
I think there are like 30 different fetishes wrapped into one Youtube video there.

I'm still trying to figure out what I just watched.  Wow.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: McMetal on March 18, 2014, 10:38 AM
OMG, I had no idea you were linking to a Baby Metal video, you may have to change the title of the thread now to "Insanely Awesome **** frm the Internet"!  :D

I am a HUGE fan, there is nothing else like them out there anywhere. Just a crazy mash-up of everything I love - brutal guitar-shredding metal, cosplay, etc. I've always been super into Jap rock like Melt Banana and Super Junky Munky and this bunch just takes it to the next level.

Cannot wait for the triumphant US tour!
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: BillCable on March 18, 2014, 10:51 AM
Honest to God I haven't stopped listening to them since I posted the video.  Awesome stuff.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on October 29, 2014, 01:23 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/5Da5OYs.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on October 29, 2014, 01:25 AM
The secondary joke here is that someone wants their name spelled right on their waiting slip at a fast food restaurant.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on October 29, 2014, 01:29 AM
Yeah, I don't think I've been to a McDonald's that goes by name and not order number.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on October 29, 2014, 01:31 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/QCieJ.png)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Phrubruh on October 29, 2014, 02:45 PM
Yeah, I don't think I've been to a McDonald's that goes by name and not order number.

You expect too much to have a McDonalds employee spell. They can barely press the picture button on the cash register correctly. It's pure luck they get your order right.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on October 29, 2014, 08:23 PM
Yeah, I don't think I've been to a McDonald's that goes by name and not order number.

That makes me question the reality of it actually...  I think it's someone wanting to be a condescending peckerhead to fast food workers online.  I've never had them write my name on a receipt either.  Just "Order # ____" or whatever.  I got Order 66 one day.  :D  Felt like I was supposed to just attack someone in a bathrobe.  Trippy.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt_Fury on October 30, 2014, 02:31 AM
They ask for a name here.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on October 30, 2014, 03:11 AM
Wow, what's the point?  It prints a #...  Or at least all the McD's and BK's I've ever been in do, so why ask for a name ya know?  Seems like a really unnecessary step to me.  :-\

I still question the reality of the image regardless though.  It's the internet.  Like the fake tip receipts that make it onto Twitter and stuff...  It would be easy to fake it for attention.

If it were real, I'd just as likely say the fast food worker did it intentionally, making fun of the person saying, "Stephen, with a ph" to them.  It's not like it was a credit application, ya know?  I know my first reaction would be, "You're a moron, with an 'oron'", but maybe that's just my reaction, haha.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: BillCable on October 30, 2014, 08:43 AM
Wow, what's the point?

"Customer service."  Treating customers like people instead of numbers.  It's been pretty successful for Starbucks.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: P-Siddy on October 30, 2014, 10:01 AM
What Bill said.  I've had them ask for my name... either at McDonalds or Burger King.  It's more personal with names than #.  THX1138, your fries are ready.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Matt on October 30, 2014, 11:08 AM
Why Starbucks Spells Your Name Wrong (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPbrlNsMTg4) (some adult language)

(http://i.imgur.com/8hjwaA2l.jpg)
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Nathan on October 30, 2014, 11:42 AM
Wow, what's the point?

"Customer service."  Treating customers like people instead of numbers.  It's been pretty successful for Starbucks.

Well sure, but you order meals by combo number and not what they're called, so I'm not expecting to be treated as anything other than an assembly line.
Title: Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
Post by: Jesse James on October 30, 2014, 01:54 PM
That makes sense for sure, for Starbucks at least.  McDs tho it is like having a bathroom attendant there haha.  You're Mcd's...  Don't worry about it. ;)