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Title: Madonna.... Sith Witch?
Post by: Omega Squad Commander on April 1, 2006, 09:23 AM
Commander we intercept this....

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Madonna Signs On For Live Action Television Series!
Posted by Dustin on April 1, 2006 at 12:01 AM CST:
From Ruetgers:

For Immediate Release!
Madonna Inks Deal With Lucasfilm For Star Wars Television Show
Friday, March 31st, 5:35 PM

Liz Rosenburg and a spokesperson for Lucasfilm just confirmed that the reigning Queen of Pop and the father of Star Wars may, in fact, soon be working together. This comes after a photo was leaked to the internet of Madonna's audition for the forthcoming Star Wars television project.

(http://www.collectinghq.com/im/0007119.jpg)

"Madonna is an admittedly unusual choice for us, but George has always been a fan and he really wants to take the saga in a bold new direction." Said the Lucasfilm rep. "Seriously, what could possibly be more unexpected?"

Rosenberg concurs. "Turns out Rocco is a huge, huge fan (of SW), and Madge initially went in just so he could tour the ranch." But, after a lengthy two hour meeting in which Lucas outlined his vision for the top secret project, she was completely sold on both her possible role and the story. "Madonna was surprised by how well this just might suit her."

Even more compelling is the long delayed start date of 2008. This gives the recently recrowned disco queen plenty of time to conduct her summer tour and even work on an album or two before turning up in the bay area for what would undoubtedly be a lengthy stay until the production moves to Australia where principle photography is rumoured to take place.

"Madonna obviously knows this is a real risk," explained Rosenburg. "And definitely wants to be around for the prelimenary planning stages if at all possible."

Just how sold is Madonna on her participation in the series? She's already sent out two assistants with camcorders to scout possible residences for Guy and the family. Moreover, she has even turned to Lucas on school advice for the kiddies. So it does appear that the "stars" may already be very much aligned for this one.

You heard it here FIRST! Stay tuned to TheForce.net (http://www.theforce.net/latestnews/story/Madonna_Signs_On_For_Live_Action_Television_Series_97771.asp) for more on this as it developes!

Now what are we supose to do?
Title: Re: Madonna.... Sith Witch?
Post by: Clone Commander on April 1, 2006, 10:05 AM
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Now what are we supose to do?


Prepare ourselves and hope for the best, this is really strange...
Madonna, seriously?
I think George has been hitting his stash, I meen Madonna?
Maybe if they add make up and turn her hideous and make sure she cant be seen as a Diva in the star wars universe.
Title: Re: Madonna.... Sith Witch?
Post by: JesseVader08 on April 1, 2006, 10:44 AM
Hmmm... April 1st anyone?

She'd be a damn sexy Sith though.  ;)
Title: Re: Madonna.... Sith Witch?
Post by: max_one on April 3, 2006, 12:35 AM
no one believed me either. ;)
Title: Re: Madonna.... Sith Witch?
Post by: Dressel Rebel on April 11, 2006, 09:56 PM
Well, she is a witch.  The sith part is debatable.
Title: Re: Madonna.... Sith Witch?
Post by: dafoo on September 29, 2006, 03:09 AM
I smell a backstreet boy!
Title: Re: Madonna.... Sith Witch?
Post by: Phrubruh on October 27, 2006, 04:51 PM
"We're doomed!" :-X
Title: Re: Madonna.... Sith Witch?
Post by: Angry Ewok on October 30, 2006, 01:17 PM
If she does the theme song, I'll slit my wrists. I wanted to impale myself after hearing that god awful theme song she did for that Bond film... I don't think I could take her massacring a Star Wars theme.
Title: Re: Madonna.... Sith Witch?
Post by: Oboewan on November 20, 2006, 12:20 PM
If she does the theme song, I'll slit my wrists. I wanted to impale myself after hearing that god awful theme song she did for that Bond film... I don't think I could take her massacring a Star Wars theme.


After the success of "Once More With Feeling" I'm shivering at the thought that the Star Wars TV show will in fact, be a Star Wars musical...........

Shudder....

Oboewan
Title: Re: Madonna.... Sith Witch?
Post by: Darth_Ennis on November 24, 2006, 07:38 AM
I feel a great disturbance in the Force. AS if a million souls cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. Give me a moment.... :o
Title: Re: Madonna.... Sith Witch?
Post by: David on November 28, 2006, 10:49 PM
i wish i were a jedi. they don't have nightmares.