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Community => Watto's Junk Yard => Topic started by: Reconsgt on May 30, 2003, 12:34 PM
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I saw this posted elsewhere and thought I'd share
You might be a redneck Jedi if:
-You have ever heard the phrase "May the Force be with ya'll".
-Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
-You have ever used your lightsaber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
-You have Bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.
-You lost your hand in a lightsaber duel because you had to spit.
-The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
-You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
-Your father has ever said to you "Shoot son, come on over to the Darkside. It'll be a hoot!"
-You have a cousin who bares resemblance to Chewbacca.
-You can easly describe the taste of Ewok.
-You have ever had an X-wing fighter up on blocks in you yard.
-You suggest they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a red wood deck.
- You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks during the cantina scene.
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That's good stuff there. I've read a lot of redneck jokes before, but I haven't read one that totally involved Star Wars.
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- There's a moisture vaporator outside your double-wide.
- You park your speeder bike in the living room next to the coffee table.
- Grits just don't taste right without a servin' of blue milk to go with it.
- Your Skyhopper has a confederate flag painted on it.
- Dewback-tipping is a favorite pastime.
- Your favorite pod racer pilot is Jef Nodrog. (Wait for it...)
- Parts of your Jedi Starfighter are held together with duct tape.
- As a youngling, you were part of the Woodchuck Clan.
- You've been kicked out of cantinas for starting line dances.
- Ditto for petitioning for karaoke nights.
- Your Y-wing has a lightsabre rack in the back window.
- You have season tickets to the Mos Espa Monster Speeder Rally and Sandcrawler Pull.
- Most of your good furniture came from the Anchorhead Flea Market.
- Mace Windu makes you very uncomfortable.
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- Both of your cars are emblazoned with Darth Maul tatoos
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(http://michaelfright.homestead.com/files/THE_PAINTED_DARTH_MAUL_HAULER.JPG)
(http://michaelfright.homestead.com/files/Maul_Van.jpg)
;D
- Your Toyota Tercel looks like an X-wing.
(http://www.katiehorn.com/StarWars/XwingCar/Red502.jpg)
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Jef Nodrog sucks, everyone knows the real Nodrog is R'bbie :-*
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"If your communicator sits on top of another non-working communicator".
"If you let your droid ride in the front seat, while your wife/sister rides in the back seat of your speeder".
"If you know of a dozen ways to cook womprat
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"You can easly describe the taste of Ewok"
What are you looking at me for? ;D