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Title: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: HWR on September 5, 2006, 01:58 PM
Hi there.

One of the members of the dansih forum (where I'm still admin  ;)) has made a petition against Jim Ward, whom he would like to get fired as president for Lucas Arts, since the games haw drop down in quailty or so and Ward is lying to the fans.

Here is a link to his petition:
http://www.petitiononline.com/fireward/petition.html
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Rob on September 5, 2006, 02:45 PM
Hmm.... I thought BFII wasn't as good as BFI - but I didn't realize it was this one guy's fault.


Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: name on September 5, 2006, 02:53 PM
Jim Ward was my history professor in college.


On second thought....that was probably not the same guy.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: ruiner on September 5, 2006, 03:31 PM
Ward is lying to the fans.



What did he lie about?

Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Angry Ewok on September 5, 2006, 03:41 PM
God damnit, ruiner, didn't you read the petition statement?

_____________________________

To:  Jim Ward

This petition is against the President of LucasArts, Jim Ward. The goal is to get him fired from his position.

Jim Ward has been president for Lucasarts for two years so far, and he states himself that he has helped the company - that is a LIE. Surely, Lucasarts must have been making alot more money by SCAMMING people!
We have seen bug filled and half finished games for too long now! Battlefront2, great publicity campaign but it was only a SHADOW of what it could have been if Jim Ward had given the developers more time.
Same goes with Knights Of The Old Republic II; The Sith Lords. Some freetime modders found hidden cutscenes deep in the game folder even, which the developers did not have time to put in the final game. Wasted work, because of DEADLINES. And lets not forget how many bugs and missing animations we had in the game too!
And the worst of them all, Star Wars Galaxies. Combat Upgrade, and New Game Enhancements. SWG was once a great game, with a lot of potential for the future. Jim Ward is responsible for pushing out the Combat Upgrade and New Game Enhancements changes so quickly and without thinking of the consequences that he has almost destroyed them, if not already did. 2 revamps in ONE year for ONE game! Lucasarts works together with Sony Online Entertainment in this game, and they have been the ones the playerbase has been blaming all along. While he sits on his butt in his office and counts the money he earns on half finished products that people buys anyway! This has GOT to stop!

It hurts my heart as a Star Wars fan, to see a man like this ruining everything that was epic about it, because of money, money and money. Please sign this petition, for the future of Star Wars, and also a big step for the battle of better business ethics!

YOu have the power to get Jim Ward, President of Lucasarts fired from his position!

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

_____________________________


Obviously, Jim Ward is a liar for claiming to have helped LucasArts.





edit - excuse me while I **** up this coding, Jim Ward style....
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Matt on September 5, 2006, 03:44 PM
I heard Jim Ward was the real killer of Nicole Simpson.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Scott on September 5, 2006, 03:45 PM
I heard Jim Ward was the real killer of Nicole Simpson.
No, no, he killed Jon Benet
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Matt on September 5, 2006, 03:51 PM
Oh yeah, you're right.

Jim Ward also kidnapped Natalee Holloway in between okaying bad Star Wars games and lying to fans about said games.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Chris on September 5, 2006, 04:10 PM
I cry myself to sleep at night because of people like this.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Scott on September 5, 2006, 04:28 PM
Oh yeah, you're right.

Jim Ward also kidnapped Natalee Holloway in between okaying bad Star Wars games and lying to fans about said games.
Oh, I didn't know that.  I do know that this is the same Jim Ward that invented Sudoku

(http://www.dailysudoku.com/sudoku/img/today.png)

So, at least he got one game right
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: hansolo_506 on September 5, 2006, 04:36 PM
Is this the same Jim Ward that is on the subcommittee of the Tri-Lateral Commission that is hiding all of the people on the plane that "supposedly" hit the pentagon?
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Rob on September 5, 2006, 05:15 PM
Jim Ward is an alien.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Jesse James on September 5, 2006, 05:32 PM
Old Jim "Genocide" Ward needs to go... 
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Matt on September 5, 2006, 09:22 PM
Jim Ward starred in a bunch of porno flicks in the seventies under the pseudonym "Jimmy Wad."
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: name on September 5, 2006, 09:26 PM
Jim Ward poisoned Extra Strength Tylenol capsules in the early eighties.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Rob on September 5, 2006, 09:55 PM
He's also a founding member of Al Qaeda.

And a pedophile.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Ben on September 5, 2006, 11:32 PM
This thread is great.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Diddly on September 6, 2006, 12:03 AM
Are Jim Ward jokes about to overtake Chuck Norris jokes in popularity?
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Jesse James on September 6, 2006, 12:43 AM
Jim Ward eats a fetus daily for breakfast and flosses afterwards with the cord.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: CorranHorn on September 6, 2006, 12:48 AM
Jim Ward is responsible for "New" Coke.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Famine on September 6, 2006, 12:50 AM
Jim Ward took the Pepsi challenge and failed.

Kevin
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Matt on September 6, 2006, 12:50 AM
Jim Ward knows what happened to Amelia Earhart. . .  and isn't telling.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Ryan on September 6, 2006, 01:16 AM
The dinosaurs died because Jim Ward touches himself at night.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: CorranHorn on September 6, 2006, 01:18 AM
Jim Ward screwed Bret Hart!
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Jesse James on September 6, 2006, 01:19 AM
Then Bret Hart screwed Jim Ward and they had a genetically engineered beast child.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Matt on September 6, 2006, 01:30 AM
Jim Ward shot JFK.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Jesse James on September 6, 2006, 01:35 AM
Then took a **** on his corpse.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Famine on September 6, 2006, 01:36 AM
Jim Ward shot 50 Cent 8 of his 9 times. None were fatal.

Kevin
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Matt on September 6, 2006, 01:39 AM
Jim Ward is who Carly Simon wrote "You're So Vain" about.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Famine on September 6, 2006, 01:51 AM
Jim Ward is who Alanis is singing about. Not Dave Coulier. (R.I.P.)

Kevin
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: HWR on September 6, 2006, 02:13 AM
Obviously it dosnet take much to amuse you guys, but those posts of yours are actulley quite funny, so keep 'em comming.  :)

To be honest, I actually don't know who Jim Ward is, and to tell you the truth I don't give a damn. Just promise the guy to post the link on the US SW fora I know, havn't read the petition or signed it myself.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Ben on September 6, 2006, 02:20 AM
Obviously it dosnet take much to amuse you guys


Truer words have never been spoken.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Jesse James on September 6, 2006, 03:12 AM
Jim Ward clogged my toilet.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Ben on September 6, 2006, 03:15 AM
Jim Ward raped my hamster.


Thrice.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Matt on September 6, 2006, 03:20 AM
To be honest, I actually don't know who Jim Ward is, and to tell you the truth I don't give a damn. Just promise the guy to post the link on the US SW fora I know, havn't read the petition or signed it myself.

I think this is the funniest thing of all. . .
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Ryan on September 6, 2006, 04:25 AM
Jim Ward stole my heart.

 :'(
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Paul on September 6, 2006, 08:00 AM
Jim Ward drove to my house and dropped my mother in law off and left without her, but not before kicking my dog, knocking my little girl over and slapping my wife...all of which I could have forgiven him for, except for the fact that he kept the "squad" feature out of SW Battlefront II, so eat it JW.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: name on September 6, 2006, 09:26 AM
Jim Ward took my mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never called her again.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Tracy on September 6, 2006, 09:58 AM
Tonight, on a Very Special Episode of Family Ties, Alex tells Elyse and Steven that Jim Ward touched him in his special place.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Scott on September 6, 2006, 10:22 AM
Jim Ward was the captain of the Hindenburg
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Rob on September 6, 2006, 10:27 AM
Jim ward dumped me for some floozy.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Famine on September 6, 2006, 11:03 AM
Jim Ward rubbed his dirty feet all over my couch.


Kevin
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: name on September 6, 2006, 11:10 AM
Jim Ward ate the last donut.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Scott on September 6, 2006, 11:15 AM
Before working at Lucasarts, Jim Ward created one of the greatest games of all time:

(http://www.retrogames-retrocomputer.com/gallery/atari/et.jpg)

Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Rob on September 6, 2006, 11:40 AM
Jim Ward is helping Iran get The Bomb.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: ruiner on September 6, 2006, 12:33 PM
Jim Ward started this thread.

Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Rob on September 6, 2006, 12:44 PM
If that's true, it's the only good thing the man ever did in his entire life.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Matt on September 6, 2006, 12:46 PM
Jim Ward ruined hitch-hiking for everybody.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: hansolo_506 on September 6, 2006, 01:03 PM
Jim Ward is currently hiding in the mountains along the Pakistani-Afghan border.. and he made your mom cry.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Paul on September 6, 2006, 02:15 PM
Jim Ward voted for Dustin.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Angry Ewok on September 6, 2006, 02:26 PM
Jim Ward cancelled the meeting at Hooters.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Rob on September 6, 2006, 02:38 PM
Jim Ward voted for Dustin.

We have a winner.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: CorranHorn on September 6, 2006, 05:31 PM
Jim Ward cancelled Firefly
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Rob on September 6, 2006, 05:32 PM
And Arrested Development.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Matt_Fury on September 6, 2006, 07:00 PM
Jim Ward stole candy from a a baby.

Then he rolled the baby's down a hill in San Francisco.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Famine on September 6, 2006, 07:51 PM
Jim Ward supports $3.00 gas.


Kevin
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: DoctorPadawan on September 6, 2006, 09:24 PM
Jim Ward was responsible for the Cruisemissle Trooper.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: DoctorPadawan on September 6, 2006, 09:25 PM
Sorry to post twice in a row, but it has to be said...

JIM WARD RAPED MY CHILDHOOD

Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: ruiner on September 6, 2006, 09:36 PM
And Arrested Development.

OK, now I'm signing.

Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: CloneCommander1 on September 6, 2006, 09:39 PM
Jim Ward is responsible for the death of Steve Irwin :'(.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: CorranHorn on September 6, 2006, 10:14 PM
Jim Ward gave Lassie rabies!
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Rob on September 6, 2006, 10:17 PM
Jim Ward really, really liked The Phantom Menace.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Scott on September 6, 2006, 10:18 PM
Jim Ward ate the last Oreo
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Rob on September 6, 2006, 10:23 PM
Jim Wards is a post padder.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Scott on September 6, 2006, 10:26 PM
Jim Ward thinks Philip Wise is an asset to the collecting community
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Famine on September 6, 2006, 10:26 PM
Jim Ward leaves the toilet seat up.

Kevin
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: CorranHorn on September 6, 2006, 10:34 PM
Jim Ward crank-called the Jerry Lewis telethon
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Matt on September 6, 2006, 10:36 PM
Jim Ward believes in less rock, and more talk.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Scott on September 6, 2006, 10:43 PM
Jim Ward is a Yankees fan
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Matt on September 6, 2006, 10:46 PM
Jim Ward has a Super Macho Man avatar with animated pecs.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Scott on September 6, 2006, 10:48 PM
Jim Ward sells/trades DVDs to people and then asks for them back
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Matt on September 6, 2006, 10:50 PM
Jim Ward thinks that one was a little below the belt.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Angry Ewok on September 6, 2006, 10:51 PM
Jim Ward.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: CorranHorn on September 6, 2006, 10:53 PM
Jim Ward wonders why Jim Ward is getting so much hate.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Rob on September 6, 2006, 11:02 PM
Did Jim Ward read the first couple of posts in this thread?
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: DSJ™ on September 6, 2006, 11:05 PM
Jim Ward killed the radio star!
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Jesse James on September 6, 2006, 11:07 PM
Jim Ward gave Lassie rabies!

Jim Ward then gave Lassie herpes.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Ben on September 6, 2006, 11:09 PM
Jim Ward stole my mail.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Matt_Fury on September 6, 2006, 11:13 PM
Jim Ward is a Yankees fan

Now that's just below the belt!   >:(

Why do you have to draw the Yankees into Jim Ward's shenanigens?
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: JoshEEE on September 6, 2006, 11:30 PM
I heard that Jim Ward was the man behind all sorts of Video Gaming attrocities.

Jim Ward is the reason ET for the Atari 2600 sucked.  If he'd had a few more weeks, they were totally putting in better graphics.

Jim Ward is  single handedly responsible for Nintendo never releasing the Disk Drive for the SNES. 

Jim Ward recalled all the copies of Sega CD's Night Trap.

Jim Ward is the reason Super Mario Sunshine didn't launch with the Gamecube, because he thought Luigi's Mansion was a good idea.

Jim Ward is the reason your Xbox 360 overheated.

Jim Ward is the reason your princess is always in another castle.


Bad news, that Jim Ward.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Rob on September 6, 2006, 11:36 PM
Jim Ward stole my newspaper.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Diddly on September 6, 2006, 11:45 PM
Jim Ward told me that Famine isn't Batman, Jim Ward is Batman.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Famine on September 6, 2006, 11:57 PM
Jim Ward put the "h" in "Sandwhiches".

Kevin
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Jeff on September 7, 2006, 01:00 AM
Jim Ward shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Rob on September 7, 2006, 01:10 AM
He shot a man in Dallas too - but it got blamed on someone else.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Ben on September 7, 2006, 01:12 AM
Jim Ward loves all the attention this thread is sending his way.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: name on September 7, 2006, 01:38 AM
Jim Ward ****** up Kevvo's bread orders.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Jesse James on September 7, 2006, 01:54 AM
Jim Ward named his boy "Sue".
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Famine on September 7, 2006, 02:01 AM
Jim Ward does not believe in Santa.

Kevin
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Angry Ewok on September 7, 2006, 02:05 AM
Jim Ward.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: CorranHorn on September 7, 2006, 02:06 AM
Jim Ward sunk the Titanic
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: HWR on September 7, 2006, 02:07 AM
The real and true reason, why Jim Ward is so dishonest is, that the ghost of Ivar Hansen has possesed his body.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: CorranHorn on September 7, 2006, 02:09 AM
Jim Ward has no idea what that's supposed to mean.

Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Famine on September 7, 2006, 02:13 AM
Jim Ward is responsible for Gili.

Kevin
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Ben on September 7, 2006, 02:18 AM
Jim Ward still finds "All Your Base Are Belong to Us" jokes funny.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Ryan on September 7, 2006, 02:24 AM
Jim Ward took JediMAC's virginity.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Angry Ewok on September 7, 2006, 02:34 AM
Jim Ward.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Ben on September 7, 2006, 03:42 AM
Jim Ward took JediMAC's virginity.

And restored Philip Wise's.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Paul on September 7, 2006, 08:16 AM
He shot a man in Dallas too - but it got blamed on someone else.

I always knew it was Jim Ward that Shot J.R.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: name on September 7, 2006, 09:04 AM
Jim Ward took JediMAC's virginity.


BWAHHHH.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: ruiner on September 7, 2006, 09:04 AM
Mr. Ward hid the WMD.

Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Tracy on September 7, 2006, 09:33 AM
Jim Ward invented Disco
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Rob on September 7, 2006, 10:20 AM
Jim Ward shot first.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Paul on September 7, 2006, 10:36 AM
Jim Ward is responsible for the "Action Feature" on Star Wars figures.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Scott on September 7, 2006, 11:00 AM
Jim Ward had both Olsen Twins before they were legal
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Rob on September 7, 2006, 11:01 AM
Jim Ward has scabies.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: HWR on September 7, 2006, 11:10 AM
Jim Ward (still possessed by the ghost of Ivar Hansen) is going to be Greg's bestman, when Greg (or is it Gregg) is gonna merry Bertha.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Matt_Fury on September 7, 2006, 11:46 AM
Jim Ward routinely agitates the dots.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Paul on September 7, 2006, 11:56 AM
Jim Ward shortpacks the Army Builders.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: CorranHorn on September 7, 2006, 01:52 PM
Jim Ward recards POTF2 figures on TSC cards and returns them to Wal-Mart.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Paul on September 7, 2006, 03:13 PM
Jim Ward caused the hole in the Ozone
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: mousedroid on September 7, 2006, 03:49 PM
Jim Ward discovered Britney Spears
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Scott on September 7, 2006, 03:51 PM
Jim Ward doesn't turn off his cell phone when he goes to the movies
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Stim on September 7, 2006, 03:55 PM
Jim Ward prefers Rebelscum.com.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: name on September 7, 2006, 03:59 PM
Jim Ward invented hot dog to bun packaging ratios.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Tracy on September 7, 2006, 04:06 PM
Jim Ward ALWAYS leaves his shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Matt on September 7, 2006, 04:07 PM
Jim Ward broke up The Beatles.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Angry Ewok on September 7, 2006, 04:07 PM
Jim Ward.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Tracy on September 7, 2006, 04:16 PM
Jim Ward co-wrote Mmmbop
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: BrentS on September 7, 2006, 04:23 PM
Jim Ward wants to sign this petition.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: CorranHorn on September 7, 2006, 04:36 PM
Jim Ward created this petition
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Matt on September 7, 2006, 04:45 PM
Jim Ward thought signing Terrell Owens was, quote, "a good idea."
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: BrentS on September 7, 2006, 04:54 PM
Jim Ward says "Drink your Ovaltine"
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: I Am Sith on September 7, 2006, 04:55 PM
Choosey moms choose Jim Ward.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Matt on September 7, 2006, 04:57 PM
Jim Ward drafted Sam Bowie.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Scott on September 7, 2006, 05:08 PM
Jim Ward drafted Mario Williams
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Matt on September 7, 2006, 05:16 PM
Jim Ward used the same idea as the poster above him.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: CloneCommander1 on September 7, 2006, 05:25 PM
Jim Ward belives that Ryan Leaf was a superb draft pick and is "due for a comeback"
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: DoctorPadawan on September 7, 2006, 06:28 PM
Jim Ward thinks this thread sounds like a Wesley Willis (RIP) song when read in sequential order.

Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: mousedroid on September 7, 2006, 06:28 PM
Jim Ward sold Mrs. O'Leary her cow.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: DSJ™ on September 7, 2006, 06:31 PM
Jim Ward's pet is a rock!
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Matt on September 7, 2006, 06:36 PM
Jim Ward wants to rock over London, and rock on Chicago.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: DoctorPadawan on September 7, 2006, 06:37 PM
Jim Ward sells Amway to little old ladies in Topeka, Kansas and uses the money to support his pixie stick addiction.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: name on September 7, 2006, 06:43 PM
Jim Ward peed in the pool.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Scott on September 7, 2006, 06:58 PM
Jim Ward thought Batman and Robin was cinematic genius
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Paul on September 7, 2006, 08:24 PM
When Jim Ward thinks about this thread he touches himself...he honestly does.

Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Darth Slothus on September 7, 2006, 09:06 PM
When Jim Ward thinks about this thread he touches himself....he honsetly does.

What??? JW can't spell either?
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Paul on September 7, 2006, 09:20 PM
Jim Ward messed with my spell check.  (And he was trying to touch me as I typed)
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Rob on September 7, 2006, 09:57 PM
Jim Ward thinks Slothus is a grammar cop.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: BrentS on September 7, 2006, 10:09 PM
Jim Ward is juiced
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Famine on September 7, 2006, 11:35 PM
Jim Ward did not like Ike.

Kevin
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: name on September 7, 2006, 11:49 PM
Jim Ward thought Batman and Robin was cinematic genius

Jim Ward sculpted nipples on Batman.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Famine on September 7, 2006, 11:55 PM
Jim Ward eats paste.

Kevin
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Jeff on September 8, 2006, 12:08 AM
You take the good,
You take the bad,
You take them both and there you have Jim Ward.
Jim Ward.

There's a time you gotta go and show
You're growin' now,
You know about Jim Ward.
Jim Ward.

When the world never seems,
To be living up to your dreams.
And suddenly you're finding out,
Jim Ward is all about you.
All about you.
You-u-u-u...

Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Matt on September 8, 2006, 12:21 AM
Jim Ward coined the phrase "talk to the hand."
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Rob on September 8, 2006, 12:25 AM
Jim Ward started the fire.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Diddly on September 8, 2006, 12:27 AM
Jim Ward can lick his own elbows.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Rob on September 8, 2006, 12:32 AM
Jim Ward can lick his own elbows.

He can touch them together behind is back too.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Darth Slothus on September 8, 2006, 12:51 AM
Slothus unleashed The Jim Ward :-X
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Ben on September 8, 2006, 01:04 AM
George Lucas has Jim Ward pajamas.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Famine on September 8, 2006, 01:24 AM
Jim Ward reads Playboy for the articles.

Kevin
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Ben on September 8, 2006, 02:14 AM
Only Jim Ward can kill the Grimace.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Jesse James on September 8, 2006, 02:39 AM
Jim Ward circles Waldo with permanent markers.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: mousedroid on September 8, 2006, 06:54 AM
Jim Ward got chocolate in my peanut butter!   >:(
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Paul on September 8, 2006, 08:30 AM
Jim Ward let the dogs out.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: name on September 8, 2006, 09:07 AM
Roger got peanut butter on Jim Ward's chocolate.    :o
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: HWR on September 8, 2006, 11:21 AM
Jim Ward used to date Matthew's math-teacher.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Paul on September 8, 2006, 12:38 PM
Jim Ward sank my battleship.
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Post by: hansolo_506 on September 8, 2006, 01:03 PM
I found Jim Ward's hook hand on the handle of my car door after a late night date.
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Post by: Rob on September 8, 2006, 01:09 PM
Jim Ward doesn't use turn signals.
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Post by: name on September 8, 2006, 01:37 PM
Jim Ward farts in a crowd.
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Post by: Mikey D on September 8, 2006, 01:41 PM
Jim Ward doesn't wash his hands after dropping a deuce.
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Post by: mousedroid on September 8, 2006, 02:11 PM
Jim Ward put the the bop in the bop-shoo-bop-shoo-bop.
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Post by: Tracy on September 8, 2006, 02:40 PM
Jim Ward won't L'Eggo my Eggo
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Post by: Rob on September 8, 2006, 02:46 PM
Jim Ward signed the petition.
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Post by: Jesse James on September 8, 2006, 03:22 PM
Jim Ward said the Rebel Fleet Trooper was "decent".  Jim Ward's wrong.
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Post by: Scott on September 8, 2006, 03:33 PM
Jim Ward round house kicked Chuck Norris
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Post by: Matt on September 8, 2006, 03:49 PM
Jim Ward used to date Matthew's math-teacher.

Jim Ward is perpetually relieved that a certain Mr. Henrik Wulff Rasmussen lives where he does.
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Post by: mousedroid on September 8, 2006, 03:58 PM
Jim Ward secretly switched my gourmet coffee for Folgers crystals.    :(
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Post by: Angry Ewok on September 8, 2006, 04:00 PM
Jim Ward.
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Post by: Reid on September 8, 2006, 04:16 PM
Jim Ward likes to smell stinky dog farts.
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Post by: Ryan on September 8, 2006, 04:23 PM
Jim Ward thinks that the TSC Naboo Soldier is the best army builder ever.
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Post by: mousedroid on September 8, 2006, 04:33 PM
All your bases are belong to Jim Ward!
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Post by: Paul on September 8, 2006, 04:47 PM
Jim Ward thinks he is pretty fly for a white guy.
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Post by: Scott on September 8, 2006, 05:56 PM
Jim Ward has the finished copy of Chinese Democracy and won't give it back to Axl
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Post by: DSJ™ on September 8, 2006, 05:59 PM
Jim Ward got lost on Gilligan’s Island!
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Post by: Jim on September 8, 2006, 06:12 PM
Jim Ward is a stuck up, half assed, no good dirty rotten bastard >:( Fortuneately he has lovely handwriting. 
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Post by: Matt on September 8, 2006, 06:18 PM
Jim Ward wears a chin curtain. 
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Post by: efranks on September 8, 2006, 06:22 PM
Jim Ward cancelled Chappelle's Show.
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Post by: CorranHorn on September 8, 2006, 06:34 PM
Jim Ward green-lighted Celebrity Duets
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Post by: Paul on September 8, 2006, 07:09 PM
Jim Ward was drunk the day his mom got out of prison...
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Post by: CorranHorn on September 8, 2006, 07:20 PM
Jim Ward spiked the kiddy punch bowl at last year's Christmas party.
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Post by: Darth Gamboa on September 8, 2006, 07:25 PM
Bermuda Triangle? Yep, Jim Ward.

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Post by: Paul on September 8, 2006, 07:47 PM
Jim Ward picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.
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Post by: Reid on September 8, 2006, 07:54 PM
Jim Ward eats babies.
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Post by: Jediknight760071 on September 8, 2006, 08:15 PM
Jim Ward went streaking at my 6th grade graduation.
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Post by: Tracy on September 8, 2006, 09:03 PM
Jim Ward likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain.
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Post by: CorranHorn on September 8, 2006, 09:16 PM
Jim Ward broke up the Beatles.
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Post by: Tracy on September 8, 2006, 09:21 PM
Jim Ward broke up The Beatles.

Jim Ward broke up the Beatles.

Try and follow along ;)
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Post by: Jeff on September 8, 2006, 09:23 PM
Jim Ward hates repetition!
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Post by: Angry Ewok on September 8, 2006, 09:46 PM
Jim Ward broke up The Beatles.
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Post by: Jediknight760071 on September 8, 2006, 09:51 PM
Ward Jim up The broke Beatles.


Oh ****! I hope that joke isn't old yet... :'(
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Post by: Tracy on September 8, 2006, 10:51 PM
Jim Ward hates Denny's
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Post by: DoctorPadawan on September 8, 2006, 10:59 PM
Jim Ward likes gladiator movies.
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Post by: Diddly on September 8, 2006, 11:03 PM
Jim Ward is his own grandfather.
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Post by: name on September 8, 2006, 11:04 PM
Jim Ward is coo coo for cocoa puffs.
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Post by: BrentS on September 8, 2006, 11:10 PM
Jim Wars has never been in a Turkish Prison
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Post by: CorranHorn on September 8, 2006, 11:28 PM
Jim Ward has a short attention span.

 :-[
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Post by: DSJ™ on September 8, 2006, 11:30 PM
Jim Ward is a lumberjack & he's not OK!
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Post by: Famine on September 8, 2006, 11:31 PM
Jim Ward is people!
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Post by: Paul on September 8, 2006, 11:31 PM
Jim Ward never expects the Spanish Inquisition.
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Post by: DSJ™ on September 8, 2006, 11:37 PM
Jim Ward 's brain hurts!
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Post by: Ben on September 8, 2006, 11:41 PM
Jim Ward's favorite movie director is Michael Bay.
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Post by: efranks on September 9, 2006, 12:05 AM
Actually, I heard Jim Ward's favorite director is Uwe Boll.
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Post by: Ben on September 9, 2006, 12:15 AM
Hey, let's give Mr. Ward some credit, here. Was anyone really stupid enough to pay money to see Bloodrayne?
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Post by: Angry Ewok on September 9, 2006, 12:17 AM
Jim Ward reads back-issues of Jango's Jargon.
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Post by: DSJ™ on September 9, 2006, 12:20 AM
Jim Ward drives a Pinto!
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Post by: Jediknight760071 on September 9, 2006, 12:48 AM
Jim Ward stole the cookies from the cookie jar...

and then shat in it. :o
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Post by: Rob on September 9, 2006, 01:09 AM
Jim Ward did not. have. sexual. relations. with that woman.
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Post by: JesseVader08 on September 9, 2006, 01:11 AM
But he did with that goat.
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Post by: Jediknight760071 on September 9, 2006, 02:37 AM
But he did with that goat.


[jimward] BAAAAAAAA [/jimward]
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Post by: Jesse James on September 9, 2006, 03:27 AM
Jim Ward tells Colman that his sweater is AWESOME!
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Post by: CorranHorn on September 9, 2006, 03:58 AM
Jim Ward likes big butts and cannot lie.
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Post by: Scott on September 9, 2006, 07:24 AM
Jim Ward loves Creed
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Post by: hansolo_506 on September 9, 2006, 10:11 AM
Jim Ward kicked my dog. :-[
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Post by: CloneCommander1 on September 9, 2006, 11:00 AM
Jim Ward stole candy from a baby, gave it back, and then stole it again.
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Post by: Reid on September 9, 2006, 12:08 PM
Jim Ward thought Pepsi Blue was "a neat idea".
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Post by: CorranHorn on September 9, 2006, 01:03 PM
Jim Ward peed in the pool.
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Post by: DSJ™ on September 9, 2006, 01:35 PM
Jim Ward turned me into a newt!
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Post by: hansolo_506 on September 9, 2006, 01:55 PM
Jim Ward turned me into a newt!

A newt????????????
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Post by: Tracy on September 9, 2006, 02:04 PM
Jim Ward peed in the pool.

Jim Ward hates repetition!
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Post by: Reid on September 9, 2006, 02:05 PM
Jim Ward loves lamp.
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Post by: Jesse James on September 9, 2006, 02:37 PM
Jim Ward thinks outsourcing is a way to strengthen the economy.
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Post by: Angry Ewok on September 9, 2006, 03:01 PM
Jim Ward drinks Coke Blak.
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Post by: Scott on September 9, 2006, 03:02 PM
Jim Ward tells little kids that Santa isn't real
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Post by: Matt on September 9, 2006, 03:09 PM
Jim Ward's not gonna pay a lot for this muffler!
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Post by: Paul on September 9, 2006, 03:14 PM
Jim Ward does not need more Cowbell.
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Post by: DSJ™ on September 9, 2006, 03:15 PM
Jim Ward stole my thunder!
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Post by: Paul on September 9, 2006, 04:19 PM
Jim Ward wants to ban "under-cleavage"
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Post by: Scott on September 9, 2006, 04:40 PM
Jim Ward prefers "A" cup
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Post by: CloneCommander1 on September 9, 2006, 05:17 PM
Jim Ward turned me into a newt!

A newt????????????
It got better...
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Post by: Vator on September 9, 2006, 05:22 PM
Jim Ward instigated the Sheikh Said rebellion.
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Post by: Paul on September 9, 2006, 05:37 PM
Jim Ward turned me into a newt!

A newt????????????
It got better...

Burn Jim Ward anyway!!!
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Post by: CloneCommander1 on September 9, 2006, 05:46 PM
Jim Ward turned me into a newt!

A newt????????????
It got better...

Burn Jim Ward anyway!!!
So, if Jim Ward weighs the same as a duck...he's a WITCH!!
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Post by: DSJ™ on September 9, 2006, 06:06 PM
Jim Ward turned me into a newt!

A newt????????????
It got better...

Burn Jim Ward anyway!!!
So, if Jim Ward weighs the same as a duck...he's a WITCH!!

Jim Ward is a quack! Burn him! Burn! Burn him!...
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Post by: HWR on September 9, 2006, 06:18 PM
Jim Ward likes Greg and Gregg
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Post by: Smartypants1635 on September 9, 2006, 06:32 PM
Jim Ward gives AIDS to children. :o
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Post by: Smartypants1635 on September 9, 2006, 06:38 PM
Sorry couldn't resist to post another.

Jim Ward knows the airspeed velocity of an unladen african swallow, and refuses to tell.  :P
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Post by: Scott on September 9, 2006, 06:45 PM
Jim Ward laughs at all of Dale's Jim Ward jokes :-* :P
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Post by: DSJ™ on September 9, 2006, 06:49 PM
Jim Ward is half a bee & his real name is Bruce!  :P
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Post by: DoctorPadawan on September 9, 2006, 07:30 PM
Jim Ward is in a tree outside someone's bedroom masturbating RIGHT NOW.
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Post by: Ryan on September 9, 2006, 07:33 PM
Jim Ward is in a tree outside someone's bedroom masturbating RIGHT NOW.

I was wondering who that is in my tree.
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Post by: Rob on September 9, 2006, 07:35 PM
Jim Ward is in a tree outside someone's bedroom masturbating RIGHT NOW.

I was wondering who that is in my tree.

Apparently Jim Ward is in two places at once.
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Post by: DSJ™ on September 9, 2006, 07:42 PM
Jim Ward listens to Spice Girls & the Backstreet Boys!
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Post by: Paul on September 9, 2006, 09:11 PM
Jim Ward never goes for the 2 point conversion.
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Post by: Jesse James on September 9, 2006, 09:23 PM
Jim Ward took the beef.
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Post by: CloneCommander1 on September 9, 2006, 09:23 PM
Jim Ward Created the "Repack"
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Post by: Jesse James on September 9, 2006, 09:34 PM
Jim Ward switches prescriptions on the elderly.
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Post by: Paul on September 9, 2006, 09:37 PM
Jim Ward wears white after Labor Day....
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Post by: CloneCommander1 on September 9, 2006, 09:37 PM
Jim Ward Never Thinks of the children.
(http://www.ibiblio.org/dlucas/images/image_helen.gif)
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Post by: Famine on September 9, 2006, 10:16 PM
Jim Ward does not use punctuation.

Kevin
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Post by: name on September 9, 2006, 10:19 PM
Jim Ward's name is Robert Paulson.
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Post by: Reid on September 9, 2006, 10:43 PM
Jim Ward doesn't shower daily.
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Post by: DSJ™ on September 9, 2006, 11:27 PM
Jim Ward reads teen magazines!
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Post by: Ben on September 10, 2006, 03:05 AM
Jim Ward is glad this thread hasn't lost its steam.
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Post by: Jediknight760071 on September 10, 2006, 06:31 AM
Jim Ward went to the zoo. He spit on the panda bears.


Cold-blooded louse. >:(
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Post by: Paul on September 10, 2006, 09:08 AM
Jim Ward knows all the moves to the Macarena.
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Post by: Tracy on September 10, 2006, 11:43 AM
Jim Ward doesn't like Sara Lee
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Post by: Famine on September 10, 2006, 11:49 AM
JIm Ward has cold blood.

Kevin
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Post by: DSJ™ on September 10, 2006, 11:59 AM
Jim Ward wears a itsy-bitsy teenie-weenie yellow polka-dot bikini!
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Post by: Angry Ewok on September 10, 2006, 12:10 PM
Bob Dole fears Jim Ward.
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Post by: name on September 10, 2006, 12:19 PM
Jim Ward uses the wireless internet to post while pooping.
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Post by: CorranHorn on September 10, 2006, 01:21 PM
Jim Ward peed in the pool.

Jim Ward hates repetition!

Jim Ward can't be bothered to remember every hateful thing said about Jim Ward.

 :-[
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Post by: Diddly on September 10, 2006, 05:37 PM
Jim Ward has never been pulled over.
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Post by: BrentS on September 10, 2006, 05:49 PM
Jim Ward's Agent says "Next Question."
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Reid on September 10, 2006, 05:51 PM
Jim Ward.
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Post by: Paul on September 10, 2006, 07:54 PM
Jim Ward uses Enzyte so he has new confidence and happy Mrs. Jim Ward.
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Post by: Rob on September 10, 2006, 08:08 PM
Jim Ward ruined Lucasarts.
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Post by: Nathan on September 10, 2006, 09:08 PM
Jim Ward jumped on Oprah's couch.
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Post by: Vator on September 10, 2006, 10:00 PM
Jim Ward failed to install.
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Post by: Diddly on September 10, 2006, 10:05 PM
Jim Ward has a gazillion friends on his MySpace.
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Post by: Vator on September 10, 2006, 10:08 PM
Jim Ward spams my bulletin inbox.
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Post by: Angry Ewok on September 10, 2006, 10:09 PM
Jim Ward is going to lock this thread at Page 20.
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Post by: Jediknight760071 on September 10, 2006, 10:10 PM
Jim Ward sent me an Event Invitation to a party in his pants.


I may be attending with 1 or more guests.
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Post by: DSJ™ on September 10, 2006, 10:17 PM
Jim ward is the fool on the hill! 
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Post by: Paul on September 10, 2006, 10:21 PM
Don't hate Jim Ward because he is beautiful.
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Post by: DSJ™ on September 10, 2006, 10:29 PM
Jim Ward shot the sheriff!
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Post by: Tracy on September 10, 2006, 10:35 PM
But Jim Ward did not shoot the Deputy
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Post by: CorranHorn on September 10, 2006, 10:48 PM
Jim Ward says know your role and shut your mouth!
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Post by: name on September 10, 2006, 10:51 PM
Jim Ward flings poo at monkeys.
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Post by: DSJ™ on September 10, 2006, 10:56 PM
Jim Ward is the weakest link... goodbye!
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Post by: Roton7 on September 10, 2006, 11:06 PM
Jim Ward once sawed off his left pinky. And then he sat on it.
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Post by: CorranHorn on September 10, 2006, 11:26 PM
Jim Ward was in the same sheiser video as Cartman's mom!
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Post by: DSJ™ on September 10, 2006, 11:38 PM
[Jim Ward]I'm Gumby, damn it![Jim Ward]
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Post by: efranks on September 11, 2006, 12:19 AM
Jim Ward lives in a van down by the river.
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Post by: Rob on September 11, 2006, 12:25 AM
But Jim Ward did not shoot the Deputy

Like hell he didn't.
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Post by: ruiner on September 11, 2006, 09:25 AM
Jim Ward is going to lock this thread at Page 20.

Can someone call him?  Please?

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Post by: name on September 11, 2006, 09:40 AM
Jim Ward abides.
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Post by: Reid on September 11, 2006, 03:54 PM
Jim Ward is the walrus.
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Post by: Darth Gamboa on September 11, 2006, 04:20 PM
Jim Ward is Woman, here him roar!
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Post by: stormie on September 11, 2006, 05:33 PM
Jim Ward stopped short with George's mom.
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Post by: Paul on September 11, 2006, 05:43 PM
This is where the Jim Ward rides away...
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Roton7 on September 11, 2006, 05:45 PM
Jim Ward can't believe that he ate the whole thing.
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Post by: CorranHorn on September 11, 2006, 06:31 PM
Jim Ward fought the law and the law won.
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Post by: hansolo_506 on September 11, 2006, 06:32 PM
Jim Ward... yes...Jim Ward Frozen Peas...full of country goodness and green peaness.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Matt on September 11, 2006, 06:46 PM
green peaness.

Hmmm. . .
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Diddly on September 11, 2006, 07:31 PM
Soylent Green is Jim Ward.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: DSJ™ on September 11, 2006, 07:42 PM
Jim Ward likes to party like it's 1999!
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Paul on September 11, 2006, 07:57 PM
Jim Ward leaves the toilet seat up.
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Post by: Reid on September 11, 2006, 08:03 PM
Jim Ward hid Waldo.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: DSJ™ on September 11, 2006, 08:06 PM
Jim Ward leaves the toilet seat up.

Jim Ward leaves the toilet seat up.

Kevin

Jim Ward hates repetition!

Jim Ward, "come on down... you're the next contestant on The Price is Right!"
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Post by: Roton7 on September 11, 2006, 08:11 PM
Jim Ward is what the hokey pokey is all about.
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Post by: Reid on September 11, 2006, 08:38 PM
Jim Ward is what Gary Coleman was talking about.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: MikeJones on September 11, 2006, 08:47 PM
Jim Ward makes the other truckstop prostitutes look like high-priced call girls.
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Post by: Paul on September 11, 2006, 09:18 PM
Jim Ward knows what you did last summer.
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Post by: DoctorPadawan on September 11, 2006, 09:29 PM
Jim Ward doesn't need anything!  Jim Ward only needs this lamp.  And that's all he needs.  This lamp.  And this paddle ball game.  And that's all he needs too.  This lamp and this paddle ball game.  And this chair.
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Post by: name on September 11, 2006, 09:29 PM
Jim Ward squeezed the Charmin.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: CorranHorn on September 11, 2006, 10:33 PM
Do you smell what Jim Ward is cooking?








Smells like crap....
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Paul on September 11, 2006, 10:43 PM
This is what it sounds like when Jim Ward cries...
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Roton7 on September 11, 2006, 11:02 PM
Jim Ward doesn't need anything!  Jim Ward only needs this lamp.  And that's all he needs.  This lamp.  And this paddle ball game.  And that's all he needs too.  This lamp and this paddle ball game.  And this chair.

Jim Ward hates these cans!
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Post by: Famine on September 11, 2006, 11:45 PM
Jim Ward can't eat just one.

Kevin
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Post by: Jediknight760071 on September 11, 2006, 11:47 PM
The power of Jim Ward compels you! The power of Jim Ward compels you!
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: DSJ™ on September 11, 2006, 11:51 PM
Jim Ward likes to wang chung tonight!
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Tracy on September 12, 2006, 07:14 AM
Jim Ward has never been mellow.  Jim Ward has never tried.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Darth Gamboa on September 12, 2006, 10:17 AM
"HE'S DEAD JIM(Ward)!"
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Paul on September 12, 2006, 11:15 AM
It is not the size of your Jim Ward, it is how you use it...
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Post by: name on September 12, 2006, 11:31 AM
Jim Ward is losing focus....
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Scott on September 12, 2006, 01:01 PM
Jim Ward pees in the coffee pot at work.
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Post by: Paul on September 12, 2006, 01:05 PM
Jim Ward made the decision to release the Lego Game Tomorrow instead of today, when all the other Star Wars goodness was out.  Thanks JW!!
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Post by: Reid on September 12, 2006, 03:56 PM
Jim Ward is just another brick in the wall.
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Post by: BrentS on September 12, 2006, 04:52 PM
Jim Ward is all in on the flop.
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Post by: hansolo_506 on September 12, 2006, 05:12 PM
 >:(  Jim Ward stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks!  >:(
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Vator on September 12, 2006, 05:41 PM
Jim Ward destroyed the Otter Pops.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Reid on September 12, 2006, 07:49 PM
Jim Ward is in league with them stingrays...
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: DSJ™ on September 12, 2006, 08:07 PM
Jim Ward spins me right round baby, right round, like a record baby, right round, round, round!
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Famine on September 12, 2006, 10:35 PM
Same Jim Ward time, same Jim Ward channel!

Kevin
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Post by: Paul on September 12, 2006, 10:39 PM

Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of Jim Ward?  The Shadow knows!!
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: BrentS on September 12, 2006, 11:06 PM
Jim Ward created one ring to rule them all.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: DSJ™ on September 12, 2006, 11:10 PM
Jim Ward just keeps going and going and going...
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: CorranHorn on September 13, 2006, 01:19 AM
Jim Ward sees you when you're sleeping; he knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good, so be scared to **** for goodness sakes.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: BrentS on September 13, 2006, 09:46 AM
Jim Ward named the dog Indiana.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Tracy on September 13, 2006, 10:56 AM
Jim Ward doesn't like Mom and Apple Pie
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: hansolo_506 on September 13, 2006, 12:49 PM
Little girl..little girl!  Don't touch Jim Ward's nuts! It'll make him crazy!
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: name on September 13, 2006, 01:19 PM
Jim Ward's pretzels are making me thirsty.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: mousedroid on September 13, 2006, 01:25 PM
Jim Ward NEVER puts coversheets on his TPS reports.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Roton7 on September 13, 2006, 04:50 PM
Jim Ward is Philip Wise.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: Darth Gamboa on September 13, 2006, 06:12 PM
5/25/97

Dear George Lucas,
  I just read your script for the new Star Trek prequel movie, and I think it would be great ,with a few exceptions. First in the opening instead of taking place on a planet of primitive T'wilik girls, put it on a planet of bumbling amphibians instead, you can use Natalie a Kiera for other parts. Also you know how C-Span is such a big hit, throw in some long scenes of politicians debating, heck have the Jedi just sit and talk. Kill off the cool villain, Darth Maul, instead of keeping him around for the last movie, the fans will never see that coming. BTW my nephew, Jake wants a part in the film, remember you owe me.

I'll write to you soon about a new all CGI character that the fans are just gonna nuts for.

Can't wait for the Premier!

Jim Ward
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Post by: mousedroid on September 13, 2006, 10:29 PM
Jim Ward doesn't even know the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
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Post by: DSJ™ on September 13, 2006, 10:38 PM
Jim Ward discovered Uranus!
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Post by: CorranHorn on September 14, 2006, 12:25 AM
Jim Ward was so ugly when he was a kid that his dad had to tie a pork chop around his neck just so the dog would play with him.
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Post by: MaxWedge on September 14, 2006, 01:32 AM
Jim Ward pronounces Porsche as a one syllable word.
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Post by: Ryan on September 14, 2006, 01:55 AM
Jim Ward demoted Pluto.
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Post by: Ben on September 14, 2006, 03:44 AM
Jim Ward doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

Jim Ward puts the FUN in funeral.
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Post by: Tracy on September 14, 2006, 07:01 AM
Jim Ward came up with the idea of selling Christmas decorations in stores in August.
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Post by: mousedroid on September 14, 2006, 11:21 AM
Who controls the British Crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
Jim Ward! Jim Ward!
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Post by: ruiner on September 14, 2006, 01:37 PM
And to think, this guy still has a job!

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Post by: Ryan on September 14, 2006, 02:04 PM
Jim(m) Ward would have locked this thread down by now if he were a mod here.
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Post by: hansolo_506 on September 14, 2006, 02:55 PM
Add to this thread or Jim Ward
will shoot this dog!
(http://blogoehlert.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/shoot_the_dog.jpg)
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Post by: Matt_Fury on September 14, 2006, 03:04 PM
Jim Ward shoots dogs.
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Post by: Famine on September 14, 2006, 03:05 PM
Jim Ward chooses Jiff.

Kevin
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Post by: Reid on September 14, 2006, 03:50 PM
Jim Ward is a fat stinky loser who has body odor.
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Post by: Paul on September 14, 2006, 04:19 PM
Jim Ward is an Oxygen thief.
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Post by: Reid on September 14, 2006, 04:36 PM
Jim Ward reads Parade.
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Post by: I Am Sith on September 14, 2006, 04:42 PM
Jim Ward chooses briefs over boxers.
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Post by: CloneCommander1 on September 14, 2006, 04:52 PM
Jim Ward refuses to lock threads, he prefers to delete them completley.
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Post by: Matt on September 14, 2006, 04:56 PM
Jim Ward jumped the shark several days ago.
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Post by: CorranHorn on September 14, 2006, 05:10 PM
Jim Ward tells you all to "Get a life"
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Post by: Paul on September 14, 2006, 05:12 PM
No more yanky my wanky, the Jim Ward needs rest.
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Post by: Darth Gamboa on September 14, 2006, 05:16 PM
Jim Ward drives in the carpool lane with a blow-up doll.
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Post by: Roton7 on September 14, 2006, 05:22 PM
Jim Ward created Rebelscum
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Post by: name on September 14, 2006, 05:24 PM
Jim Ward reads Parade.

That made me pig laugh...

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Post by: Darth Gamboa on September 14, 2006, 05:45 PM
Jim Ward is a Rhinestone Cow-patty.
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Post by: Darth Gamboa on September 14, 2006, 05:48 PM
Jim Ward is writing the Annie Hall prequel trilogy....



and eats his boogers!
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Post by: Nathan on September 14, 2006, 05:56 PM
Jim Ward's mother wears combat boots.
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Post by: hansolo_506 on September 14, 2006, 11:54 PM
Donny: What the f*** is he talking about?
The Dude: My rug.
Walter Sobchak: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!
The Dude: Walter, Jim Ward, who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the f*** are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: What the f*** are you talking about? Jim Ward is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, Jim Ward is not the preferred nomenclature. Dork, please.
The Dude: Walter, this isn't a guy who built the f***ing railroads here. This is a guy...
Walter Sobchak: What the f*** are you talking about?
The Dude: Walter, Jim Ward peed on my rug!
Donny: Jim Ward peed on the Dude's rug.
Walter Sobchak: Donny you're out of your element!

 ;D :o ;D
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Post by: Roton7 on September 15, 2006, 05:18 PM
Jim Ward never cleans the tub.
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Post by: CorranHorn on September 15, 2006, 05:39 PM
Jim Ward uses your toothbrush!
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Post by: DSJ™ on September 15, 2006, 08:45 PM
Jim Ward squeezed the Charmin!
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Post by: mousedroid on September 15, 2006, 09:42 PM
Jim Ward, Lucas Arts Petition

is an anagram of

Majestical, unadroit twirps
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Post by: Famine on September 16, 2006, 12:03 AM
Jim Ward is the quicker, quilted picker uper. Jim Ward.

Kevin
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Post by: name on September 16, 2006, 12:12 AM
Jim Ward squeezed the Charmin!


Jim Ward squeezed the Charmin.


Jim Ward stutters.
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Post by: Rob on September 16, 2006, 12:15 AM
Jim Ward can't believe you guys are still into this thread.

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Post by: CorranHorn on September 16, 2006, 05:40 AM
Jim Ward can't believe you guys are still into this thread.



Jim Ward has never received this much attention, not even from the best hookers money can buy.
Title: Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
Post by: mousedroid on September 16, 2006, 01:29 PM
American Express - Jim Ward always leaves home without it.
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Post by: Smartypants1635 on September 16, 2006, 10:18 PM
Bribing GL for control of Lucas arts. 500,000 dollars.

Royalty check for Jar-Jar. 2 dollars

The bill for the DS2, 20,000,000,000 Credits

Getting Jim Ward fired, because of a random thread.........priceless

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Jim Ward.
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Post by: Angry Ewok on September 16, 2006, 10:21 PM
(http://jedidefender.com/bsoldato/images/AEPiss2.jpg)
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Post by: CorranHorn on September 17, 2006, 02:19 AM
(http://www.ffurg.com/jason/AEPiss2.jpg)

 :P
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Post by: Jediknight760071 on September 17, 2006, 04:00 PM
Jim Ward made post-padders of you all.



(http://www.wolverinesports.com/WOLV/MT129M.JPG)
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Post by: Roton7 on September 17, 2006, 04:48 PM
Jim Ward IS a post-padder!
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Post by: Reid on September 17, 2006, 05:35 PM
Jim Ward peed on the toilet seat.
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Post by: DSJ™ on September 17, 2006, 08:15 PM
Jim Ward invented spam!
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Post by: Reid on September 17, 2006, 08:28 PM
Jim Ward is the eggman.
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Post by: Jeff on September 18, 2006, 10:36 AM
Jim Ward says "Cease and Desist". 
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Post by: Rob on May 29, 2007, 06:33 PM
Leaving the thread locked, I wanted to get this in here for posterity's sake. 

Apparently Jim Ward helps break up dog fighting rings - one of his more endearing qualities. :)

One of the few law enforcement officials to penetrate a professional dogfighting ring is Jim Ward, an agent for the Oklahoma Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs. The operation he infiltrated involved former NFL running back LeShon Johnson, who pleaded guilty in 2005 to dogfighting in a case in which more than 200 dogs were seized and 20 people convicted. (Johnson received a five-year deferred sentence.) Ward attended two fights, the first a high-stakes match and the second a series of training fights during which 30 to 40 people, including Johnson, were "rolling" dogs -- trying them out to determine if they were "game" enough to fight. Both sets of fights were staged in a greenhouse, in a pit made of hinged plywood so that the walls could be folded down and the carpet rolled up in a moment.

"I was amazed at how all sorts of people from all sorts of backgrounds went to these fights," Ward, 36, says. "There was a kid there who was eight or nine years old, and there were some teenagers and then older men. But there were also women who had come with their boyfriends, as if on a date."  (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/football/nfl/05/29/vick0604/4.html)
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Post by: Scott on February 1, 2008, 04:02 PM
BUMP (http://kotaku.com/351775/lucasarts-president-talks-about-his-departure)
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Post by: BrentS on February 1, 2008, 04:31 PM
I miss Jim Ward.
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Post by: Tracy on February 1, 2008, 04:44 PM
Jim Ward can't believe that he just sat here and reread this entire thread.................. :o
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Post by: Jesse James on February 2, 2008, 02:29 AM
Jim Ward just pissed on it.
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Post by: Scott on February 28, 2013, 09:59 PM
Bump?
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Post by: Jesse James on March 1, 2013, 12:04 AM
This speaks to me.
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Post by: name on March 1, 2013, 12:27 AM
Jim ******* Ward.
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Post by: Matt on March 1, 2013, 01:11 AM
I heard that Jim Ward's reputation was so badly-damaged after his stint at LucasArts, that he couldn't get anyone else to hire him.  So he changed his identity by dropping the first two letters off his first name, and now he plays in a band with that girl from Elf.
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Post by: Jesse James on March 1, 2013, 02:25 AM
I thought he used to play Robin.
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Post by: Scott on March 2, 2013, 06:46 PM
Matt...that is M. Ward not .M Ward.
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Post by: Matt on March 2, 2013, 09:57 PM
So you're saying they're actually two different people?  Are you sure?  I'm not trying to, like, doubt you or anything, but that's what I heard from a lady I was standing in line with at Target, and she seemed like she really knew what she was talking about.
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Post by: Scott on March 3, 2013, 10:53 AM
I'm not sure, I am just speculating.  Your Target lady seems legit though...was she hot?  My single friend likes to go to Target and look at ladies in Yoga pants.
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Post by: Matt on March 3, 2013, 02:20 PM
What do her looks have to do with anything?
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Post by: name on March 4, 2013, 11:28 AM
Jim Ward wears yoga pants to Target to look at single ladies.  His mooseknuckle is disgusting.   :-X
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Post by: Diddly on March 4, 2013, 12:28 PM
Jim Ward drafted Mario Williams

Jim Ward thinks this was a pretty good move in hindsight :)
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Post by: Angry Ewok on March 28, 2013, 08:47 PM
400 replies in this thread and only 137 signatures on the petition? What the hell, ********?
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Post by: BillCable on March 29, 2013, 09:29 AM
Maybe people have replied multiple times to the same thread??   ::)
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Post by: name on March 31, 2013, 11:34 PM
Jim Ward stutters.
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Post by: Ryan on April 3, 2013, 11:49 PM
Jim Ward still likes LucasArts.
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Post by: McMetal on April 4, 2013, 12:18 PM
Jim Ward is looking for work now.