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Title: Star Wars Bloopers
Post by: Flacksguy on December 29, 2006, 12:07 AM

Well, I thought since the contest is coming up, I'd go ahead and post this over here. It's a little something I did back in January over at RS, and hopefully I'll get a chance to enter it in the contest in the comedy catagory.

It's the lost Bloopers from SW.   ;)
Title: Re: Star Wars Bloopers
Post by: Flacksguy on December 29, 2006, 12:08 AM


STAR WARS BLOOPERS




 EPISODE IV-----A NEW HOPE







 "Your Father's Lightsaber"







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 Ben   :   Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it...
He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did....
 Luke  :   What is it?




 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/e1be3758.jpg)

 Ben  :   Your father's Lightsaber...This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight...not as clumsy or random as a blaster...
turn it on....press this button here....
 Luke  :   I did, it's not working....
 Ben  :   No this one here....
 Luke  :   That's what I pressed...I think the batteries are dead
 Ben   :   Let me see that thing....
 George Lucas  :   CUT!!!!




 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/539582f6.jpg)

Ben  :   Hey George, your buddy Han Solo has been screwing around with this stuff hasn't he??
 George Lucas  :   I'll take care of it Ben.
 Ben  :   Tell him to keep away from my props George!
 George Lucas  :   I'll talk to him.
 Ben  :  ......He's got barbeque sauce all over it....








 Slaughter of the Jawas





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 Ben  :   ...and these blast points, too accurate for Sand People...
......only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise....





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 Ben  :   Ha Ha Ha Ha...did I just say Imperial Stormtroopers are precise?
 Luke  :   Heh Heh, yeah that was a good one!
 Ben  :   Maybe the line should be "only Imperial Stormtroopers could be such lousy shots"








 The Cantina---Introduction to Han Solo







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 Lego Han  :   Han Solo...I'm captain of the Millenium Falcon...
Chewie here tells me you're looking for a passage to the Alderaan system...
 Lego Ben  :   Yes, indeed...if it's a fast ship...




 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/0785167f.jpg)

 Lego Han  :   Fast ship?
You've never heard of the Millenium Falcon?
 Lego Ben  :   Should I have?



 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/dac86627.jpg)

 Han  :   O.K.  O.K.  Let's get the STAND INS out of here so we can do our scene!
 Luke  :   awwww, Look how cute they are!





 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/a58f8893.jpg)

 Lego Luke  :   Up Yours, Big Shot!!!
 Lego Han  :   Stupid actors...think they're so big...







 Death Star Meeting Room





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 Admiral Motti  :   This station is now the ultimate power in the universe, I suggest we use it.





 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/e8fa83c5.jpg)

 Darth Vader  :   Don't be so proud of this technological terror you've constructed,
the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.





 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/c6a1d368.jpg)

 Motti  :   Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways Lord Vader. Your sad devotion
to that ancient religion hasn't helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes...
or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebel's hidden fortress.




 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/d835b82d.jpg)

 Darth Vader  :   I find your lack of faith disturbing....




 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/c02ad781.jpg)

 Other Officer  :   >Choke<  >gak<
 Motti  :   huh?.........
HA HA HA you missed me Vader! You got HIM instead!
HA HA HA HA HA!!!







 Han confronts Jabba The Hutt






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  Jabba  :   (in Huttese) Han,
what if everyone who smuggled for me dropped their shipment
 at the first sign of an imperial starship?
It's not good business....
 Han  :   Look Jabba, even I get boarded sometimes
(moves behind Jabba)




 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/14859077.jpg)

 Han  :   whoop





 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/eb52478e.jpg)

 George Lucas  :   Whoa, you gotta watch that tail Han...Step on that thing if you have to.....
...and Boba, remember, DON"T LOOK RIGHT IN THE CAMERA!!!!
 Boba Fett  :   as you wish....





 Docking Bay 94






Luke and Obi-Wan enter hanger





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 Luke   :   What a piece of junk!!!!!






 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/26720503.jpg)

 Han  :   She'll make .5 past light speed,
she may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts...
 George Lucas  :   CUT!!!!
Cute very cute Han....alright let's get that thing off the set....





 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/c7a5c7ef.jpg)

 Chewbacca  :   Rarrrh
 Han  :   Come on down Chewie, he didn't think it was funny...







 Swing to Freedom









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 George Lucas  :   O.K. Leia you plant a kiss on Luke, and then Luke-you say your line, got it? O.K.
ACTION!!!!
(Leia kisses Luke)
 Luke  :   What's that for?
 Leia  :   For Luck.




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(swing)






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>SNAP<
 Luke & Leia  :   YAAAAAAAHHHHHH



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Title: Re: Star Wars Bloopers
Post by: Flacksguy on December 29, 2006, 12:09 AM


STAR WARS BLOOPERS





 Episode V--The Empire Strikes Back







 The Wampa's Cave







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 George Lucas  :   O.K. Luke, you're startled awake by the sound of a roar,
you see yourself trapped. You look for your lightsaber,
you see it on the ground...
now you try to use the Force to get it...
Good...good..O.K. let's have the Wampa come in...
...CUE THE WAMPA...





 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/c4599129.jpg)

RRRRAAAAHHH!!!!!
(laughter in background)
 George Lucas  :   CUT!!!
very funny...very funny...you guys are real comedians..
O.K. lets set up again...





 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/94f73389.jpg)

 George Lucas  :   ACTION! Alright Luke...spot your lightsaber...try to use the Force...
good...
O.K. Let's have that Wampa...





 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/c2b6dc33.jpg)

RRRAAWWWWHHH!!!!!
(more laughter in background)
 George Lucas  :   CUT!!!!
O.K. guys, playtime's over.
COME ON-WE'RE LOSING LIGHT HERE PEOPLE!!!









 Instructions for Luke






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 George Lucas  :   O.K. Luke, the line is "just hang on" got it?
 Luke  :   Just hang in?
 George Lucas  :   No..."Just hang ON"
I want you to practice that line, you're going to be saying it ALOT in this movie
 Luke  :   "Just hang ON".....got it
 George Lucas  :   ...good ....good...
...just one more thing...
...could you say it FASTER and MORE INTENSE???







 Luke brings down an AT-AT






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 George Lucas  :   O.K. Luke, you run along side the walker, now get out your grappling gun...





 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/b49f6ae1.jpg)

 George Lucas  :   ....get underneath, look up at the bottom of the walker and find a spot to....





 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/ccc53f79.jpg)

 George Lucas  :   ...oooh, that's gotta hurt
CUT!!!  Luke, are you alright buddy, ya gotta watch where you're running.
Alright, get him out of there and let's take it again....









 Yoda's Hut





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 Luke  :   Master Yoda, I'm not afraid.





 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/05203f64.jpg)

 Yoda  :   ...hmmmm......yes.....
.........
...forgot my line, I did......
...........

 George Lucas  :   It's "you will be", Yoda, just "you will be"









 Hunt for the Millenium Falcon





 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/5068e414.jpg)

 George Lucas  :   O.K., Let's have the rest of the Bounty Hunters in here....
 Boba Fett  :   yeah, come on Zuck-A$$, heh heh heh
 Bossk  :   Move your Zuck-A$$, ha ha ha, ya bug eyed FREAK!
 George Lucas  :   Will you guys stop making fun of him please.





 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/06341c95.jpg)

 Dengar  :   Wait, I thought the Droid was Zuck-A$$
 Boba Fett  :   Nah, the bug-eyed freak is Zuck-A$$..Oh wait, they're both BUG-EYED FREAKS!
 Fett & Bossk  :   HA HA HA HA HA
 George Lucas  :   Enough!! Stop making fun of Zuck-A$$..I mean, Zuckuss.








 Taken Control of the City





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 Lando  :   Attention, this is Lando Calrissian, attention...the Empire's taken control of the city.
I'd advise everyone to leave before more imperial troops arrive.





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 Lando  :   ...this way.





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>CRASH<





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 Ice Cream Maker Guy  :   uh...Sorry Mr. Lando
 George Lucas  :   Holy crap Willrow,
you need a smaller Ice Cream Maker!



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Title: Re: Star Wars Bloopers
Post by: Flacksguy on December 29, 2006, 12:11 AM


STAR WARS BLOOPERS





 Episode VI--Return of the Jedi






 Yoda's Twilight





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 Yoda  :   ...only one thing remains.....
......yes, only one thing.......
.....but I can't think of what it is.....
...................





 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/7a7cb12e.jpg)

 Luke  :   Ha Ha Ha,
You're having alot of trouble with those lines, huh Yoda?
Maybe we should write them on your blanket.
 Yoda  :   Not funny, that was.





 Luke Surrenders






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 Darth Vader  :   The Emperor will show you the true nature of the Force.
He is your daddy now.....
..................
.................
.................
...did I just say " he is your daddy"?
 Luke  :   Ha Ha Ha, yeah, I thought YOU were my daddy.






 Emperor's Throne Room





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 Emperor  :   It was I who allowed the alliance to know the location
of the shield generator.
It is quite safe from your pitiful little band.
An entire LEGION of my best troops await them.
 Luke  :   Ha Ha Ha Ha, those are your best troops down there???
The ones getting beaten up by teddy bears???






 Ewok's Attack





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>SNAP<
 Scout Trooper  :   What's that noise?




EEYYAAAHH!!!!!!









 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/b4aa3e30.jpg)


 Scout Trooper  :   arrgh...
(Background Laughter)
 George Lucas  :   O.K. very funny guys.
Where are the Ewoks?
 Han Solo  :   You should just leave the Care Bears,
it looks just as believable.






 Taking the Bunker





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 George Lucas  :   Alrighty, you imperial troops come rushing in
and capture the rebels.
Now remember the line is "You rebel SLIME"
O.K.....ACTION!





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 Imperial Officer  :   YOU REBEL SCUM!!!!
 George Lucas  :   hmmmm...
......rebel scum...
......I like that.





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Title: Re: Star Wars Bloopers
Post by: Flacksguy on December 29, 2006, 12:12 AM



STAR WARS BLOOPERS




 Episode I--The Phantom Menace






 Negotiations





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 Rune Haako  :   Have you ever encountered a Jedi Knight before sir?
 Nute Gunray  :   well....no...
 Rune Haako  :   We will not survive this...





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 Nute Gunray  :   ugh...I'm sorry but..ugh...
we have to stop for a minute...
 George Lucas  :   CUT!!!
Oh come on, not AGAIN!!!
 Nute Gunray  :   I can't help it,
I have irriatable bowel syndrome, and this is a stressful scene...
I'll be quick this time, I PROMISE!!!





 Invasion of Naboo






 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/4b7615ef.jpg)

 Qui-Gonn  : GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!!
 Jar Jar  :   YAHHH!!!!





 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/6fbdb710.jpg)

 Qui-Gonn  :   You're kidding, right George?
This is the "Gungan" that's supposed to follow us around
the whole movie?
 George Lucas  :   Yes, that's him.
 Jar Jar  :   Meesa called Jar Jar Binks.
Meesa is pleezed to meet you.
 Qui-Gonn  :   George, I'm warning you now...
people are going to HATE this guy.






 Anakin Meets Padme'





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 Anakin  :   Are you an Angel?
 Padme'  :   What?
 Anakin  :   An Angel-I heard the deep space pilots
talk about them. They're the most beautiful creatures
in the universe....





 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/128c3e4c.jpg)

 Padme'  :   ugh..are you for REAL with this kid???
I thought you guys said he could ACT!!!
 George Lucas  :   Padme' please...the lines.
 Padme' :   Yeah, the lines...HE CAN"T SAY THEM!!!






 Always Two





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 Mace   :   There's no doubt,
the mysterious warrior was a Sith.
 Yoda  :   mmmm.........



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 Mace  :  ......uhh......you missed your line again Yoda
 Yoda  :  ...yes I did, didn't I ?
Bah, 800 years old, am I.
Miss the occasional line, I will.



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Title: Re: Star Wars Bloopers
Post by: Flacksguy on December 29, 2006, 12:13 AM

STAR WARS BLOOPERS




 Episode II---Attack of the Clones






 Chancellor's Meeting




 George Lucas  :   O.K. Padme'
you enter the Chancellor's office after your assassination attempt,
and everyone is happy to see you....
ACTION!!!!


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 Yoda  :   Senator Amidala,
your tragedy on the landing platform...terrible...
seeing you brings warm feelings....
................
...deep down inside....
................
 Padme'  :   EWWWW...you dirty little TROLL!!!!!
 George Lucas  :   CUT!!!! What's the problem???




 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/ac14099a.jpg)

 Padme'  :   Did you hear what that pervert said???
...warm feelings deep down inside...GROSS!!!!!
 George Lucas  :   Settle down Padme'





 Padme's Chambers




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 Padme'  :   ANI...My goodness you've grown!
 Anankin  :   So have you...grown more beautiful I mean....
Well...for a senator I mean...
 Padme'  :   Ani, you'll always be that little boy
I knew on Tatooine.




 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/11782924.jpg)

 Obi-Wan  :   Ha Ha Ha, "...little boy I knew on Tatooine..."
 that's just what every guy wants to hear
 Anakin  :   Yeah, heh, maybe we could "just be friends"






 Dex's Diner




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 WA-7  :   Whattaya have, Hon?
 Obi-Wan  :   hmmmm...let's see here....
how about.....Order 66.




 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/9dd4029e.jpg)

 George Lucas  :   CUT!!!
uhhh, sorry Obi-Wan....you can't get that...
 Obi-Wan  :   Why not? It sounds good.
 George Lucas  :   You just CAN"T







 Forbidden Love




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 Anakin  :   Not a day goes by that I haven't thought of you....
and now that I'm with you again...
I'm in AGONY...the closer I get to you,
the worse it gets....
The thought of not being with you.....
I can't BREATHE....
I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me...
my heart is beating...hoping that that kiss will not become a scar....
YOU ARE IN MY VERY SOUL....TORMENTING ME....





 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/0d490dd3.jpg)

 Padme'  :  Good Grief, who the heck writes this crap?
You sound like a stalker!!!
 
 George Lucas  :   CUT!!!!! >sigh<






 Asteriod Chase




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 Boba  :   GET HIM DAD, GET HIM...FIRE!!!!




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 Jango  :   SHUT IT, WILL YA!!!!!
Damn, George, where do you find these kids????
 George Lucas  :  >sigh< Jango, could you be nice to the kid...
...Please?
Everybody, could we all just be NICE to the KIDS????





 Separatist War Room




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 Poggle  :   If the Jedi find out what we're planning to build, we're doomed!!
 Dooku  :   I'll take the designs with me to Coruscant...




 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/8e6f9cde.jpg)

 Dooku  :   WHOA, this thing is acting up again!
PROPS. DEPT.!!!!




 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/14bffc41.jpg)

 Dooku  :   What?
......
Don't look at me like that Poggle.
I should kick you RIGHT IN THE A** !!!!
..............
.....a thousand friggin' Battle Droids and you can't kill
a 20 year old woman....





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Title: Re: Star Wars Bloopers
Post by: Flacksguy on December 29, 2006, 12:14 AM


STAR WARS BLOOPERS




 Episode III---Revenge of the Sith







 Rescuing the Chancellor




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 Anakin  :   My powers have doubled since we last met Count.
 Dooku  :   Good...twice the fall, double the...
...no wait....
....Double the flavor..
....D'OH








 Confronting General Grevious





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 Grevious  :   Anakin Skywalker...
I was expecting someone with your reputation to be a little...
OLDER...




 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/690216a5.jpg)

 Anakin  :   General Grevious....
Aren't you a little SHORT for a STORMTROOPER?
 Obi-Wan  :   Ha Ha Ha, Good one Anakin.
 George Lucas  :   CUT!!!!






 Padme's Apartment




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 Padme'  :   What is it?
 Anakin  :   Nothing...
 Padme'  :   Don't do this, don't shut me out...
let me help you....
...hold me....like you did by the lake on Naboo....
...so long ago, when...




 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/91775ba3.jpg)

 Padme'  :   ugh...you really want me to say this garbage?
I swear Lucas,
I think you write these lines just to make me look foolish!!!






 Search for Kenobi




 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/0b03bf17.jpg)

 Commander Cody  :   Did you find Kenobi?
 Beehive Clone  :   Sir, no one could have survived that fall...
 Commander Cody  :   I DIDN'T ASK YOU IF ANYONE COULD SURVIVE THAT FALL, DID I????







 Mustafar----Padme's Plea




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 Anakin  :   The Jedi have turned agaisnt me...
don't YOU turn agaisnt me.....
 Padme'  :   I don't know you anymore.....
.....Anakin.......
......you're breaking my heart.......
.....you're going down a path I can't follow......




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 Padme'  :   GRRRR...DAMN YOU LUCAS!!!!!
 George Lucas  :   Padme' please, we're almost done with each other.








 Battle of the Heroes




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 Anakin  :   ....if you're not with me....
....then you're MY ENEMY!!!!
 Obi-Wan  :   Only a sith deals in absolutes....
.....I will do what I must.....
 Anakin  :   ....you will TRY....




 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/216e2d51.jpg)

 Yoda  :   I hear a new apprentice you have Emperor,
or should I call you "Darth Sideous?"
 Palpatine  :   Master Yoda.....You Survived!




 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/9e735c65.jpg)

 Palpatine  :   HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU KIDS
NOT TO PLAY ON THE SET?????
GET OUTTA HERE YA LITTLE BRATS!!!!!







 Darth Vader Awakens




 George Lucas  :   O.K. Raise the table slowly...




 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/ac1cacd2.jpg)


 George Lucas  :   ...that's it, keep it going....




 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/080b66d9.jpg)


 George Lucas  :   ...little higher.....




 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/b6abbf62.jpg)

(slides off table)   >CRASH<

 George Lucas  :   whoops....CUT!!!!
...are you alright there Vader???
heh heh...that's not funny guys....heh heh
...ALRIGHT, WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO STRAP HIM DOWN?????

( Turns to Rick McCallum)-Quietly says:

heh heh heh....any way we could make that happen to Padme'?

 Rick McCallum  :   Ha Ha Ha...yeah...we could make her slide off the funeral cart...

 George  :   Perfect...but make it look like an accident...

 Rick   :   of course...






THE END.
Title: Re: Star Wars Bloopers
Post by: Deanna Rash on December 30, 2006, 01:58 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D That was cool! 8)ROFL
Title: Re: Star Wars Bloopers
Post by: Darth Depressis on December 31, 2006, 06:08 PM
awesome thread and great writing....best laugh i've had around here ever, well atleast best laugh i've had at something that was supposed to be funny.

can't wait for more, you really need to point out natalie murdering the word "Sith".
Title: Re: Star Wars Bloopers
Post by: David on January 1, 2007, 09:56 PM
lol very funny. padme and jango's bloopers had to be the funniest. good job!  ;D
Title: Re: Star Wars Bloopers
Post by: Flacksguy on January 5, 2007, 06:59 PM

Thanks alot for checking it out Deanna Rash, Darth Depressis, and Robo-Quack
Appreciate the comments.
Title: Re: Star Wars Bloopers
Post by: Artoo on January 11, 2007, 11:52 PM
Nice to see you post your old comedy PNs here! Post the rest!
Title: Re: Star Wars Bloopers
Post by: Darth Depressis on January 15, 2007, 10:29 PM
heres an Ep8 blooper for you and it's non-dairy!

(http://threads.rebelscum.com/photogallery/data//744/EP8TVVFRAMES-_065.jpg)
Title: Re: Star Wars Bloopers
Post by: jedipurge on February 21, 2007, 12:14 PM
Nice to see you post your old comedy PNs here! Post the rest!

There's more?  That was really great stuff, funny as hell.  Post more or where else is your other stuff?  Laughed out loud, even though I'm at work, when Solo tips over Jabba's tail and when Vader falls off the table.  Those were the best.  Keep it up.
Title: Re: Star Wars Bloopers
Post by: Darth Depressis on March 29, 2007, 05:57 PM

(http://threads.rebelscum.com/photogallery/data//1023/EP8TVV-frames_57.jpg)
Is there a problem, officers?
Title: Re: Star Wars Bloopers
Post by: Flacksguy on April 22, 2007, 08:24 PM

Good stuff Depressis, very funny.

Jedipurge, most of my other stuff is pretty outdated by now (in other words, probably not funny anymore)
However...
in addition to the Bloopers that I found above, I happen to have the lost, alternate ending to Revenge of the Sith. ;)
It totally explains why we got so many of those Mon Mothma figures on the pegs.  :D



 The  Original Ending to Revenge of the Sith
 9/01/05


Great news everybody, now you wont have to wait until the DVD comes out.
I've found the storyboards to the LOST, ORIGINAL ENDING of Revenge of the Sith.
I can't believe George didn't use this one.



Darth Vader enters the Jedi Temple to carry out his orders....



 
 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/12a1d689.jpg)


 Youngling  :  No, No, Master Skywalker Please.....

 Vader  :  I'm sorry Younglings, I must show no mercy...





 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/PICT0003_1.jpg)


 Mon Mothma  :  YOU'LL NOT HURT THESE YOUNGLINGS SKYWALKER!!!!


 Vader  :  ......huh??? ......Julie Andrews???





 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/PICT0004_3.jpg)


 Mon Mothma  :  Don't toy with me, I've been trained in your Jedi Arts. >>Wack<<

 Vader  :  uhhh...Miss Andrews...I think you might be on the wrong set...





 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/PICT0006_2.jpg)


A fierce battle ensues---Mon Mothma gains the upper hand and forces Darth Vader back....



Meanwhile, in the ladies room.....





 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/PICT0001_3.jpg)


 3PO  :   Oh R2, you've made Miss Padme's bath much too HOT!!!!
 You must cool it down before her Pilates class is over....





 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/PICT0009.jpg)


 3PO  :  OH NO !!! Master Anakin, LOOK OUT!!!!





 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/PICT0001_4.jpg)


 Vader  :   YEE-OWWWW!!!!! IT'S HOT!!!!!!




 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/PICT0002.jpg)


 Vader  :   Ahhh....I'm Melting,
it's melting my arms and legs...
....this sucks.....




 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/PICT0004_2.jpg)


 Mon Mothma  :  You're finished Young Skywalker, I will leave now...I'll just assume you'll die after I leave.
Oh, and I'll take your lightsaber to pass on to your unborn ch...I mean to sell on ebay....




 (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/Flacksguy/PICT0006_1.jpg)


 Vader  :   I HATE YOU..........................
...........I HATE YOU.....................

...................................................
.....but i loved you in "Sound of Music"............




The End.
Title: Re: Star Wars Bloopers
Post by: Darth Depressis on June 4, 2007, 04:47 PM
(http://threads.rebelscum.com/photogallery/data//744/EP8TVVFRAMES-_060.jpg)
(http://threads.rebelscum.com/photogallery/data//744/EP8TVVFRAMES-_168.jpg)
(http://threads.rebelscum.com/photogallery/data//744/EP8TVVFRAMES-_146.jpg)
(http://threads.rebelscum.com/photogallery/data//744/EP8TVVFRAMES-_232.jpg)
(http://threads.rebelscum.com/photogallery/data//744/EP8TVVFRAMES-_171.jpg)
(http://threads.rebelscum.com/photogallery/data//744/EP8TVVFRAMES-_237.jpg)
Title: Re: Star Wars Bloopers
Post by: findswoman on June 13, 2007, 01:48 PM
Flacksguy, it's great to see your fun creations here on JD, too!  Thanks for posting them!  Hilarious stuff!

And I love the girly pink bathtub in the "Julie Andrews" duel scene. (As well as C-3PO's "Pilates" dialogue -- priceless!)  Is that a Playmobil bathtub?  I would LOVE to get my hands on one...

... the Findswoman
Title: Re: Star Wars Bloopers
Post by: Flacksguy on June 13, 2007, 02:40 PM
Flacksguy, it's great to see your fun creations here on JD, too!  Thanks for posting them!  Hilarious stuff!

And I love the girly pink bathtub in the "Julie Andrews" duel scene. (As well as C-3PO's "Pilates" dialogue -- priceless!)  Is that a Playmobil bathtub?  I would LOVE to get my hands on one...

... the Findswoman



Thank you Findswoman,
The furniture is made by Playskool, my daughter has a whole doll house full of it.
I don't know if they still make it, but they used to have a whole line of stuff.
It works pretty well with SW 3 3/4 figures, but you're right, PlayMobil stuff works great too. I think I've used PlayMobil items here and there in my PN's also.
Title: Re: Star Wars Bloopers
Post by: David on June 14, 2007, 03:35 PM
Flacksguy, that was VERY funny! 'I'll just assume you'll die after I leave!' The logic of Star Wars can be so funny. Keep up the great work!
Title: Re: Star Wars Bloopers
Post by: Flacksguy on June 15, 2007, 12:03 PM

Thanks Robo-Quack. Glad you liked it.
I was actually lucky enough to win "Funniest PN" over at RebelScum with that one when we had the last PN awards.

I'd post the rest of them here, but unfortunately they're all outdated now.  :-\
Title: Re: Star Wars Bloopers
Post by: blaster_e11 on June 28, 2007, 07:45 AM
i loved you stuff back then in 2005, the funniest dois and stories around

still love, don't be shy and post them again

;)