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Community => Watto's Junk Yard => Topic started by: Ben on January 18, 2004, 11:10 PM
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OK, I found this on another forum. It's fun!
What you do is type an advertising slogan, and put 'in your pants' behind it.
Like this:
McDonalds' I'm lovin' it...in my pants.
See? It's fun!!!
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At Avis, we try harder ... in your pants.
Be an Army of One ... in your pants.
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Safe Auto:
"When all you want is minimum coverage in your pants"
Hardees:
"It's how the last place you'd go for a burger is becoming the first in your pants"
Nike:
"Just do it in your pants"
A1 Stake Sauce:
"A1 Stake Sauce makes hamburgers taste like steakburgers in your pants"
Hellman's:
"Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best in your pants"
United:
"Fly the friendly skies of United Airlines in your pants"
American Express:
"Dont leave home without it in your pants"
Ralston Purina:
"Dont treat your puppy like a dog in your pants"
Oscar Meyer:
"I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner in your pants"
Kraft Macaroni:
"It's the cheesiest in your pants"
Energizer:
"It keeps going, and going, and going in your pants"
State Farm Insurance:
"Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there in your pants"
Timex:
"It takes a licking and keeps on ticking in your pants"
Crest:
"Look ma! No cavities in your pants"
Yellow Pages:
"Let your fingers do the walking in your pants"
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OK, I found this on another forum. It's fun!
I'm glad this isn't your brainchild, because I'm finding it a little unamusing.
It's more of a ripoff of the Star Wars "pants" game, which is a hell of a lot more effective. Not to mention funny.
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Hey, I'm bored. :)
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Pork: The Other White Meat in my pants.
KFC: Finger Lickin' Good in my pants.
Cheese: Behold the power of cheese in my pants.
Make it a Manwich in my pants. (eeew.)
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Got milk in your pants?
Brueggers bakers bake a better bagle in your pants!
Thats all I can come up with!
Kevin
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I've got a better one.
Just add: "****!" to the end of every slogan, then go around singing the jingles at the top of your lungs the next time you're at work.
Examples:
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee in my pants becomes.....
Nobody Doesn't like Sara Lee....****! (It even has a nice ring to it).
Then video tape the whole thing and post it here. It'll be a lot funnier, trust me.
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What's even funnier is when people confront you and you alweays reply,''Hey!I died for your sins!''That always gets some looks,and some damn funny looking one too!
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I swear, if it doesn't relate to Star Wars or devolve into a flame war, those RS ******* don't like it. Isn't much better here.
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Be nice, everyone, ::)
Apple; Think different, in your pants.
Coca~Cola Always in your pants.
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I swear, if it doesn't relate to Star Wars or devolve into a flame war, those RS ******* don't like it. Isn't much better here.
It's not like a certain RS Moderator, also a member here, does much to set an example.
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Rebelscum.com: "Star WarsŪ Collecting News In Your Pants"
GalacticHunter.com: "Keeping Collectors on Target In Your Pants"
JediDefender.com: "Bringing Balance to the Force In Your Pants"
SirSteve'sGuide.com: ...nothing... in your pants. :-\
TheJawa.com: "Scavenging the Collectable Galaxy In Your Pants"
YakFace.com: "Serving Collectors Worldwide In Your Pants"
FromBricksToBothans.net: "All Bricks. All the Time. In Your Pants"
PegWarmer.com: "Always Collecting... Dust... In Your Pants"
TheForce.net: "Your Daily Dose of Star Wars In Your Pants"
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Rebelscum.com: "Star WarsŪ Collecting News In Your Pants"
GalacticHunter.com: "Keeping Collectors on Target In Your Pants"
JediDefender.com: "Bringing Balance to the Force In Your Pants"
SirSteve'sGuide.com: ...nothing... in your pants. :-\
TheJawa.com: "Scavenging the Collectable Galaxy In Your Pants"
YakFace.com: "Serving Collectors Worldwide In Your Pants"
FromBricksToBothans.net: "All Bricks. All the Time. In Your Pants"
PegWarmer.com: "Always Collecting... Dust... In Your Pants"
TheForce.net: "Your Daily Dose of Star Wars In Your Pants"
Heh. Good stuff.
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That was pretty good. :)
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Hmmm this could even fit into titles of movies....
Star Wars: A New Hope... In Your Pants!
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back... In Your Pants
Star Trek 3: The Search For Spock... In Your Pants!
Star Trek 6: The Undiscovered Country.... In Your Pants!
Star Trek 8: First Contact.... In Your Pants!
The possibilities are endless, but I think this particular one will be hard to top, from the new Elisha Cuthbert movie....
The Girl Next Door... In MY Pants! ;D
Good times... good times....
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I thought taglines from movie franchises might be interesting:
Alien: "In space, no one can hear you scream in your pants."
Aliens: "This time, it's war in your pants."
Alien3: "The bitch is back in your pants."
Alien: Resurrection: "Witness the resurrection in your pants."
Austin Powers: "Debonair. Defiant. Defrosted. In Your Pants."
The Spy Who Shagged Me: "He's back, he's even bigger and he's up for it in your pants!"
Goldmember: "On July 26th the Secret Will Be Exposed In Your Pants."
Star Trek: "The human adventure is just beginning in your pants."
Star Trek II: "At the end of the universe lies the beginning of vengeance in your pants."
Star Trek III: "Join the search in your pants."
Star Trek VI: "The battle for peace has begun in your pants."
Friday the 13th: "Fridays will never be the same again in your pants."
Friday the 13th Part II: "The body count continues in your pants..."
Friday the 13th: A New Beginning: "If Jason still haunts you, you're not alone in your pants!"
Friday the 13th: Part VII: "New York has a new problem in your pants!"
Goldfinger: "James Bond Back In Action In Your Pants!"
GoldenEye: "There is no substitute in your pants."
The Man With teh Golden Gun: "The world's greatest villains have tried to kill James Bond. Now it's Scaramanga's turn to try in your pants!"
Live and Let Die: "Get Moore in your pants!"
Jurassic Park: "An Adventure 65 Million Years In The Making In Your Pants"
The Lost World - Jurassic Park: "Something has survived in your pants."
Jurassic Park III: "Chaos Reigns In Your Pants"
The Silence of the Lambs: "To enter the mind of a killer she must challenge the mind of a madman in your pants!"
Hannibal: "The silence will be broken in your pants."
Red Dragon: "Before the Silence, there was the Dragon in your pants."
Toy Story: "Hang on for the comedy that goes to infinity and beyond in your pants!"
Toy Story 2: "The Toys Are Back in Your Pants!"