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Title: Buy your plane tickets now to the world's most expensive water balloon fight
Post by: Dressel Rebel on July 14, 2005, 09:48 AM

Updated: 6:59 p.m. ET July 12, 2005
RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - Armed bandits in Brazil robbed a vehicle carrying more than 400 breast implants, officials said Tuesday.

“It happened last week, but we only learned about it recently as our clients started complaining. It is the hottest period of the year in terms of implant sales,” said Margaret Figueiredo, director of silicone implant manufacturer Silimed.

A spokesman for the state postal service confirmed that assailants, apparently men, robbed the postal van with implants Thursday night in Rio de Janeiro. Each Silimed breast implant costs nearly $400.

Title: Re: Buy your plane tickets now to the world's most expensive water balloon fight
Post by: Matt_Fury on July 14, 2005, 07:54 PM

I never knew that the fake-boob black market was so lucrative!

Title: Re: Buy your plane tickets now to the world's most expensive water balloon fight
Post by: Dressel Rebel on July 14, 2005, 08:19 PM

Personally I don't think those silicone implants look so great until a surgeon puts skin around them, and even then....

Title: Re: Buy your plane tickets now to the world's most expensive water balloon fight
Post by: dafoo on July 14, 2005, 11:25 PM

LOL, who are they going to sell them to?

don't they have 'vin' numbers? heh

Title: Re: Buy your plane tickets now to the world's most expensive water balloon fight
Post by: BillCable on July 15, 2005, 05:16 PM

Reminds me of the Family Guy where Peter buys Chris a pair of breast implants "to make him happy," and then Chris walks by with one in each hand squeezing them and giggling.  ;D