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Title: The Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster
Post by: Rob on September 17, 2005, 01:10 AM
There isn't a thread on this to my knowledge.... I've seen the way:

Praise be to the Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://www.venganza.org/)
Title: Re: The Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster
Post by: Ryan on September 17, 2005, 01:34 AM
That's hilarious! :D

I though this was genious:

(http://www.venganza.org/images/noodledoodlewall.jpg)
Title: Re: The Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster
Post by: jokabofe on September 17, 2005, 01:35 AM
OMFG that was hilarious. I am officially converting to Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
Title: Re: The Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster
Post by: Rob on September 17, 2005, 01:38 AM
Relic of his Noodlyness the Giant Flying Spaghetti monster. This relic is a piece of his noodly appendage. YOU TOO can be touched by him. This relic comes in it's own wooden hand-decorated reliquary, and is placed inside on a bed of dried chives. Having this relic in your home is sure to bring the blessings of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. My he touch us all with his noodly appendage. Ramen
 (http://cgi.ebay.com/Flying-Spaghetti-Monster-pastafarian-holy-relic_W0QQitemZ5616223653QQcategoryZ1523QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)
Title: Re: The Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster
Post by: DoctorPadawan on September 17, 2005, 09:50 AM
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WHY YOU SHOULD CONVERT TO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISM

    * Flimsy moral standards.
    * Every friday is a relgious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU.
    * Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano.

Well, if the dressing like a pirate didn't win me over, this certainly did.   ;D  ARRRRRRRR!
Title: Re: The Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster
Post by: CHEWIE on September 17, 2005, 11:55 AM
Less Pirates = Global Warming.  Hilarious.

 :P
Title: Re: The Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster
Post by: Reid on September 17, 2005, 12:05 PM
Relic of his Noodlyness the Giant Flying Spaghetti monster. This relic is a piece of his noodly appendage. YOU TOO can be touched by him. This relic comes in it's own wooden hand-decorated reliquary, and is placed inside on a bed of dried chives. Having this relic in your home is sure to bring the blessings of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. My he touch us all with his noodly appendage. Ramen
 (http://cgi.ebay.com/Flying-Spaghetti-Monster-pastafarian-holy-relic_W0QQitemZ5616223653QQcategoryZ1523QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

I am so getting that.  ;D