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Title: I shoot kids.
Post by: Ben on October 2, 2005, 05:44 PM

http://www.ishootkids.com/

(http://www.jamesjohnson.info/pics/2004/may/isaac-aiming.jpg)

Title: Re: I shoot kids.
Post by: Reid on October 2, 2005, 06:31 PM

Mother: Honey, what photo company should we hire for little Gregory's birthday party?

Father: I Shoot Kids.

M: W-Wha-What?

F: I Shoot Kids.

(Little Gregory walks into room)

M: W-What??

F: I SHOOT KIDS!!! I SHOOT KIDS!

Little Gregory: AIIEEEHHH!!


What kind of photo company name is "I shoot kids"? Was that name picked by a blind, one-legged serial killer?

Title: Re: I shoot kids.
Post by: JohnH on October 3, 2005, 12:43 AM

As a parent, I know how difficult it is to coordinate children's birthday parties.
(I should know, I watched my wife do it)

Yes, and I know *exactly* how painful childbirth is, seeing that I watched my wife do it twice. 

I'd say the common sense fairy skipped this guy over. 

John

Title: Re: I shoot kids.
Post by: JohnH on October 3, 2005, 12:49 AM

...but nothing tops seeing this under "I Shoot Models".

(http://www.ishootmodels.com/Models-Tampa/PICT0436-edited-4%20(Small).jpg)