My neighbors :
1) Set the house on fire 3 times
2) Set the yard on fire 2 times
3) Stole the hose we used to put their fire out
4) Shot a bottle rocket into our awning
5) Stole our cat and hid it in their basement with a stereo blasting
6) Stole a small 'No smoking - unless youre on fire' plaque
7) Stole our mail
Rang our doorbell before running away (numerous times)
9) Let their ugly manchild wanded up and down the neighborhood in the middle of the street.
10) Throws trash over into our yard
End result - we've built a very large fence... 11ft tall I think.
#9 took the cake for me! LOL!
My neighbors are okay, to an extent. In the apartment next to mine are two Polish guys (yes, from Poland) who share a one bedroom apartment. They're nice enough, but sometimes they play this awful eurotrash dance music that's sung in polish. That's a bit much. That, and their car that has bullet hole stickers on the side of it.
In some other apartments near me are some middle eastern families. They've never been rude to me, but their kids run all over the place and make a fair ammount of noise. It's especially irksome since I'm currently on a shift where I have to be at work at 3 AM and I sleep at odd hours. There are several of these families in my apartment complex, and at least one in my building. They all seem to know each other, or are related somehow. They're always going between buildings and leaving the security doors open. Uggghhh.
Then, I have a french neighbor who thinks that somehow he has his own assigned parking space. This came up during the blizzard this past winter. I had dug my own truck out of a space and gone to work that day. I came home, and my space was taken, but one was available directly in front of my building. So, I parked. My french neighbor comes knocking on my door, saying that it isn't very nice that I took his space that he says he dug out. At my apartment complex, parking has always been first come, first served and I told him so. I was sorry I took his space, but also told him someone took my space. A no-win situation for everyone involved. This is why I want to live on several acres of forested land without any neighbors in the immediate vicinity.