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She is MILF hot, but not natural hot. I think she had her boobs done, tummy tuck, etc.She's admitted to having work done -- but give the lady a break -- delivered and then nursed like, what, 4 or 5 boys boom, boom, boom, right in a row?
You go girl -- you get lifted and tucked whatever you need to....... 
Making fun of Matt and Brent, back to back?
Oh, Tracy, you're going to fit in just fine at JD.
Hmmmm, which way to go with this.......Viagra or Bowflex, Viagra or Bowflex
Brent's pretty big, mushy, and soft all over, actually...
but I'm more of a kid now than I was before having kids. Well, except for going to sleep at 9 and strictly enforcing the "I don't care if it was less than five seconds, no eating off the floor" rule.
Hated that one -- now I have to enforce it 
Uh...But hey, I can stretch mine pretty far too. We should have a contest!
(but I'll try to show a little more mercy in the futures, but not in the movie theaters!)Thanks for the mercy -- glad I could sway you a little
Uh...
(certainly the first time this topic's ever been discussed here, I bet)
. Personally, the movie theater is the last place I would drag a baby/small child -- unless, of course it was a matinee of a kid's movie. There is just no way I would bring my little ones to an adult movie -- what are people thinking?
I'd say it's a great picture!
[ Then they proceed to start crying (baby) and throwing a fit (toddler). She then has to pay for her groceries, hold on to the toddler's hand, try to sooth the baby is some way AND fight off suggestions/comments from strangers about the baby needing a "bottle" or the toddler needing a nap. My wife always wants to rip these people a new one and tell them the baby only nurses, which she will do if she can just get through this line (or she just wants to pull out her boobs and squirt milk in their eyes), but she remains calm...for the children. :-
One thing that really bugs me is when I'm with the kids at the store or other such public place, and the baby is crying because she's tired or whatever, and I'm holding her and soothing her, and some dolt inevitably comes up to me and says, "Awww, the poor baby wants her mommy." I always just politely smile and continue to soothe my daughter, but I'm actually thinking, "You moron! This is my daughter, and just because I'm the dad doesn't mean I have no clue about how to soothe my own baby! In fact, I was doing just fine until you came up and started talking in the baby's ear!"*
I'm 40 and I left a successful business career in 2003 to teach, which is what I do now. I teach 6th grade and am licensed to teach 1-12 (elementary and secondary).
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You could always type VaderkinNote: I used Vader throughout because it was shorter to tYpe then Annakin
Things can get under my skin pretty quick when I'm in an agitatable mood. This is some of the stuff that has irritated the hell out of me recently:I know this is an old post -- but since it's the one that started it I have to reply
- Screaming and crying babies in public, whose parents act like they could care less.
I was right there with you -- until I became the mother who had to go out in public with the screaming/crying baby/kid. Now I understand that the parents aren't acting like they don't care -- we're just trying to keep our heads from exploding while we try and get in and out of the store while grabbing as many essentials as quickly as possible without resorting to 
(not really -- just adding that part about the violence for emphasis and humor -- the years of working for lawyers has ingrained the habit of placing such disclaimers -- so please -- no calls to Child Protective Services -- they'd just give him right back ). So please have mercy on us poor souls the next time you see a frazzled mom in the store with a screaming kid -- we really aren't trying to p*ss you off Also -- since I'm new and I don't know everyone yet I have to ask -- have you had children since this post and if so, has your opinion changed?
). Although when I am carrying a baby, handling a toddler and/or pushing a stoller, common courtesy would dictate that you hold the door open for me. I am not just talking about women with children. People should hold the door open for 1) anyone who needs help, 2) the elderly, 3) anyone whose hands are full and 4) anyone who happens to be walking through the doorway behind them. It also bothers me when I go through a door and I catch the door in one arm (while usually holding said infant/child in other arm) for someone behind me so they can grab the door and they waltz through like I'm the door man without so much as a thank you. 
