dude.. all I can say is, grow some balls.
Not married, are you?
Hell no! and never will be. I've got a little too much, as they say "game" and am having too much damn fun tasting all the different flavors I can.
at the end of the day its cheaper to just get a maid to cook and clean your house a couple times a week.
atleast she leaves at the end of the day and you don't have to hear all the nagging/whining/complaining about how much money you're spending on stuff you like.
and when the maids ass grows too fat to fit in the front door you just fire her and get a new one!