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I found this on the net. Enjoy.

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the stars
Things were all right, except for some wars;
The stockings were hung in my smuggling freighter,
In hopes that St. Bobafett would stop by here later;

The clients were nestled all snug in my ship
(They promised 17 thou for an Alderaan trip);
My first mate in fur and I in my vest
Napped, eager for the pay from our guests.

When out on the hull there arose such a buzz,
I checked the ship's sensors to see what the deal was.
I picked up visual scanning and looked into space,
Pressing against the canopy the nose on my face.

The stars in the distance lightened the Falcon in motion,
Making things brighter than a TIE fighter explosion,
When, what to my wondering eyes looked upon,
But an elephant-looking ship, and eight tiny taun-tauns,

With a masked, armored pilot, if I were to bet,
I would in a flash have said it was Fett.
More rapid than speeders, his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

Now, Johnny! now, Ralphie! now Benny, and Gary!
On Irvin! on Frankie! on Richie, and Larry!
To the top of the Falcon! to the ship's quadrant rear!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away near!"

As mynocks onto your ship they will hug,
Whenever you're in the intestines of a giant space slug,
So on to the Falcon the tauntauns they flew,
With a cargo hold of toys, and St. Bobafett too.

And then, on the hull, I heard the beasts walk about
(They smell worse on the inside than they do on the out).
As I left the cockpit and snuck through the lounge,
In the exhaust port St. Bobafett came with a bound.

Accentuating his armor were a red velvet cloak,
a hat, and two gloves (all were blackened by smoke);
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
Careful not to set off his touchy jet pack.

His mask -- it was weathered! His cape was all torn!
His boots had small holes, his pants were all worn!
While his bounty hunting skills left much to be desired,
One who gives gifts and good cheer must be admired.

He downed the blue milk and wolfed all the cookies
That were set there for him by me and the Wookiee,
He sure loved dessert, since he sported a gut
That shook when he mumbled, like a certain vile Hutt.

He clumsily sneaked, without right jolly old guile,
So I let loose a sheepish grin, in true Harrison style;
His glance towards me, his salute as I peeked,
Soon gave me to know 'twas not bounty he seeked;

He murmered a bit, that guy so laconic,
While filling the stockings with gadgets 'lectronic.
Then laying his finger aside his trademark mask "T",
And giving a nod, out the exhaust port he fleed;

Towards the stars he then flew, only without his starship;
His jet pack had fired 'cause the Unlucky One had tripped!
I heard him cry out -- though effeminately like Ma --

Collections / Sears Canada Death Star & Palitoy.
« on: December 23, 2002, 11:43 PM »
I got these 2 in the mail. A Canadian & Palitoy Cardboard Death Star. Both complete but with no box or instructions.

Bottom of the Palitoy.

Saga '02-'04 / Geonosion Attack Pod.
« on: December 23, 2002, 11:01 PM »
Well I just got back from TRU south side in Edmonton.
They has 2 Geonosions w/Pods there.  
Pricey though. $16.99 + tax. CDN.
Oh well, at least it made my day having something new.

Here's a pic if you have not seen it yet.

Watto's Junk Yard / The Classic Star Wars Test.
« on: December 23, 2002, 04:13 AM »
Have you taken the Emode &  Sluis-Van test?        

I'm Han Solo.   :)

I'm Emperor Palpatine & Chancellor Palpatine.   :o  :o

Watto's Junk Yard / Who Is it?
« on: December 23, 2002, 12:39 AM »
I wrote down a name of a person.
Ask me questions.
There is no time limit.  ;)
Who is it?

Vintage Kenner / AFA 85 Vintage DROIDS BOBA FETT.
« on: December 20, 2002, 01:10 AM »
Just checking around the auctions & I found this.

I must say that it is one nice carded figure to have even if the card does have a slight wave to it.

Watto's Junk Yard / How's the weather?
« on: December 19, 2002, 12:22 AM »

So, where is it?  Not here in Edmonton.  :(

Getting bloody cold though.

Any snow anywhere else out there?

Vintage Kenner / Yak Face Variant POTF ???
« on: December 16, 2002, 10:16 PM »

Watto's Junk Yard / Star Wars Asciimation.
« on: December 15, 2002, 11:34 PM »

Watto's Junk Yard / Starwars: A Christmas Carol.
« on: December 15, 2002, 09:05 PM »
Since it's getting close to the special day, I thought you would like this.   :)

Watto's Junk Yard / Movies 2003.
« on: December 14, 2002, 09:48 PM »
What movies are you looking forward to seeing in 2003?
These are mine that I am waiting for:

X-2: X-Men 2.
Matrix Reloaded. Matrix 3.  
The Hulk.
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines.

Feedback / My Good Transaction Friends.
« on: December 14, 2002, 02:22 PM »
This is a list of my Great Transaction Friends over the time.
If you are not mentioned, let me know & I will update it.

Tangfoot.    :o   ;D
Morgbug.  ;D  ;D
dustrho.   :)  :)  :)
Reconsgt.  :)  ;)  :)
Tattoo Shane.
OCB.   8)
Hes No Good to Me Dead.   :o   8)
jadesfire.   8)
Mikey D   8)   ;)
jokabofe.   8)
Nataku.   8)
DaBigKahuna.  (FishEyedLouie).   8)
E.Z. (Emperor Zuckuss).   8)
Angry Ewok.  ;)
Hemish.   8)
Matt Brand.  8)
Thomas Grey.  8)
Padawan.   8)
Dale R Superstar.   8)
jedijeff.   :)
JesseVader08.   8)
NITROG71.   :)
markpoon.   8)
John Hamm.
Bantha 5.
Matt D.
Playgirl.   :)
Karma.   :)  :)  :)
Bosskmr.   8)
BigDumbWookiee.   8)
Chris Morin.   :o
Adam Lovera.   8)
airdomin8.   ;)
Chad Anderson.
Jedi Hawk.
TY. (Tyler, ReeYees-Tessek).
The Mailman Has Returned.
Jango Fettish.
Jawa The Hutt.
12 in Goldenrod.  (Yodas Helper).

To these great people. I Thank You for your Great Generosity. Whether it be trades, buying or selling.
This is what makes Great Friends & collecting fun.


Over at Snowtroopers, I'm known as Vlix.

Old SnowTroopers Forum Feedback

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Watto's Junk Yard / Special Holiday Wish.
« on: December 12, 2002, 06:31 PM »
The special day is almost here.
This is my Special Holiday Wish to you.
May you all get what you wish for.   :)

Feedback / Jawa the Hutt's feedback
« on: December 11, 2002, 04:37 PM »
Very fast payment from a new member.  :)
You cannot go wrong with Jawa the Hutt.
Thanks & Enjoy.  ;)

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