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Photonovels and Movies / CTU: Attack on Geonosis [re-release!]
« on: July 17, 2009, 06:11 PM »
Here's yet another re-released photonovel from the CTU saga...this time, Jack find himself in trouble with the Geonosians. Well, I won't reveal more, you have to read through it yourself. ;-)

As always, all feedback is more than welcome and appreciated. I do read all the feedback, despite not replying to them too often. I'm terribly sorry about that, it's something I'm trying to improve...

And now...

Jack Phoenix is in Geonosis, searching for evidence that would link the Trade Federation and the Geonosians with each other.

Jack Phoenix (thinking): Well, well, what do my eyes see...a whole droid factory. This is all the evidence I really need.

While eyeing the huge droid factory, Jack doesn't seem to notice that he's actually standing on a slowly-moving platform...

Geonosian Guard: Work faster, the boss wants to be able to produce twice this amount per day!
Geonosian Worker: I am, sir! It's just that...the machines aren't exactly in the best possible shape, and thus they're rather slow.

Jack (thinking): Boss, huh? I wonder who is their boss...Nute Gunray of the Trade Federation?

Jack: Aaaaaah!

THUD! Jack falls down, right in the front of the Geonosians...
Geonosian Worker: We have an intruder!
Geonosian Guard: I'll deal with him, but call for backup in any case, worker.

Jack: Not another step or I'll shoot! You know well that I mean it!

Nevertheless, Jack decides to shoot the Geonosian Guard, but then the cowardly worker attacks him...
Jack: You're gonna have to pay for that, traitor!

Jack: Say hello to your buddies.
Geonosian Worker: Please, no!

Jack: So much for that, hah! A bunch of losers.

However, Jack forgets totally about the backup the Geonosians called for...

Jack: Gack! Argh, my throat...
Geonosian on the right: Strike him, quick!

Jack: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!

Geonosian on the left: Now what?
Geonosian on the right: We'll take him to the interrogation room and let the boss handle the rest.

Jack: head....where am I?

Jack: You! I remember everything!
Geonosian Guard: You are just about to enter the world of pain...

Jack: If you think that I'll break under torture, you have mistaken. You don't know me at all.

Jack: Dammit, it's getting hot in here!
Geonosian: Heh heh heh...enjoy your stay.

Count Dooku: Hello there, agent.
Jack: Aaarrrggh!

Jack: Ugh...Count Dooku? Are you by any chance behind this?
Dooku: All is possible, my friend.

Dooku: I can, however, free you. All you need to do is to join us in our quest.
Jack: Your quest for what, destroying the Republic? Never!

Dooku: You really leave me with only one option, my friend.
Jack: I'm not your friend! Now get lost!

Dooku: As you wish...

Jack: Hey, wait for a moment!

Jack: Dammit!

Count Dooku keeps walking along the hallway and doesn't notice another CTU agent who's hiding in the shadows.

Burt Reynolds: Phew, just in time!

Burt: Don't move, I'm gonna free you now.
Jack: Uh, thanks. Who are you, by the way?

Burt: Just Burt Reynolds, one of your friendly neighborhood CTU agents.
Jack: Oh, I see.


Jack: C r a p...

Burt: You okay? I mean, okay enough to walk?
Jack: Y-yeah...I think so.

Burt: Come on, we gotta get moving before those damn Geonosians notice that you've escaped.

Burt: We're gonna run to the speeder and grab it as soon as I've notified CTU of our location. And when the guards have gone to a break.
Jack: Mmhhh, okay.

Burt: This is agent Burt Reynolds. I'm on Geonosis with a former CTU agent named Jack Phoenix. We need backup, there's an entire droid army against us here.

Jack: This one?
Burt: Yeah, looks good enough for us.

Burt: Hold tight, it's gonna be one wild ride!

Jack: The h e l l is this...
Burt: Ow, my head!

Burt: Who leaves a rusty vechile of some sort in the middle of the Geonosian desert, honestly?
Jack: I'd like to know that too...

Geonosian Worker: Hold it right there, prisoners! You're coming with us!
Burt: I'd like to see that happen! Who's gonna force us, you?
Jack: Bring it on, we're not afraid of you.
Geonosian Guard: As you wish...

Meanwhile, CTU agent Celnah Qualus goes to check his new messages
Celnah: from Geonosis...they weren't supposed to contact me yet. I wonder who it might be?

Burt Reynolds' Hologram: This is agent Burt Reynolds. I'm on Geonosis with a former CTU agent named Jack Phoenix. We need backup, there's an entire droid army against us here.
Celnah: Holy...

Celnah takes out his gun and shoots the workstation in order to hide the message from other CTU agents.
Celnah: I really hope that I managed to save my neck...

Celnah: Uh, excuse me, sir?
Joseph Auda: Yes, what is it?

Celnah: My workstation suddenly blew up and now I'm unable to continue my work.
Joseph: Hmm, I see. Please take me to your workstation, agent, and I'll look into the issue.

Celnah: Well?
Joseph: You're right, nothing.

Joseph: However, that shouldn't stop your work. Come on, we'll need to talk to the Director.

Dakar Dolan: Hold on, I gotta finish this call first.

Dakar: So, what can I do to you guys today?
Joseph: Well, his workstation suddenly blew up. I double-checked and it's totally busted, so he needs a replacement workstation for the time being.
Dakar: Hmmmh...I don't think we have any free workstations at the moment, do we? Then again, I might just have a perfect solution...

Dakar: This field workstation might not be exactly the quality of an office one, but hey, it works. And it's relatively fast, too. Please take it.
Celnah: Yes, sir. And thank you, sir.

S-3PO: Sir, are you aware that moments before agent Celnah Qualus' workstation blew up, an incoming message arrived to the laptop?
Joseph: Really? That's...odd.
S-3PO: I traced the signal back, sir. It came from the planet Geonosis.

Meanwhile in the Director's office:

Burt Reynolds' Hologram: This is agent Burt Reynolds. I'm on Geonosis with a former CTU agent named Jack Phoenix. We need backup, there's an entire droid army against us here.
Dakar: Oh my! One of our own is in trouble! And a droid army? I think we've found what we've been looking for...

Dakar: Okay, so we're going to Geonosis to save one of our own, agent Reynolds. This is a top-secret mission and giving out any information might jeopardize the safety of agent Reynolds and the other guy, Jack Phoenix. Got it?
Celnah: Uhh...
Joseph: I understand, sir. So exactly where in Geonosis are we going to?

Harrison Ford: Hello guys. What Dakar told before sounds like real fun - so me and my Division buddies are gonna join this party. You okay with that, Dakar?
Dakar: Gah! How did you...nevermind. Feel free to join...just don't jeopardize the mission, Harrison.
Harrison: Hey, when have I let you down?

Accompanied by the Clone troopers and the Jedi, the Division/CTU team finds their way to the Geonosis Droid Factory. While the agents are exploring the huge factory, Mace Windu has come to arrest Count Dooku.
Mace Windu: This party's over.
Count Dooku: Master Windu...

And soon enough:

Dakar: Hold it, Dooku!
Dooku: I'm afraid I cannot do so, my friend.

Dooku: You see, I'm a rather busy man. And I'd rather not do the army's job.
Dakar: Wait...what do you mean by that?

Dooku: But my friend here is willing to do so, however.
Dakar: Celnah, you dirty traitor!
Celnah: Haha, you totally fell into the trap, Dolan!

Dakar: You don't deserve to call yourself a CTU agent, you scumbag!
Celnah: Owww!
Rodian agent: Should we go help them, sir?
Joseph: I...I have no idea, sorry.

The traitor shoots Dakar Dolan fatally in his chest, killing him instantly.
Celnah: Bugger off, old man, will you?

Dooku: Please excuse us, agents.
Rodian agent: Sir!
Joseph: I...I...


Dooku: Here is your reward!

Dooku: Fool.

Rodian agent: Well?
Joseph: Sorry, pal...the Director's dead as a stone.

Jake: Hey man, you okay?
Jack: Suppose so.

Jake: Good. Now, hands up, Jack.
Jack: What is this? Another traitor in CTU?
Jake: No. I still remember what you must face justice for that.

Harrison: Jake, drop the blaster! NOW!
Burt: Whoa...
Jake: Harrison, don't be a fool. You know the protocols the way I do.

Harrison: How dare you to defy me, you punk?!
Jack: Thanks, buddy.
Jake: Ow, my chin...

Harrison: Trust me, that was just the beginning!
Burt: Uh, Jack...if that was the beginning...I mean, do something! Anything!
Jack: Yes...

Jack: Enough, Harrison.
Harrison: NO! I must have my revenge on this traitor!
Jack: He's suffered enough. Besides, we have more important things to do, such as the battle outside.
Harrison: ...right.

Jack: Open the doors, Joseph, will you? Thanks.
Joseph: Yes sir, right away!

Harrison: The h e l l is that thing? It's huge!
Rodian agent: I'm speechless...

Despite their initial fears, the agents enter the battle and fight against various Geonosians and droids, helping the underpowered Jedi and their clone troopers.

Later on in CTU Coruscant:
Jerjerrod: You sure about this now, ma'am?
Mary-Kate: Admiral, which one of us leads CTU, you or me?
Jerjerrod: I think that would be you.
Mary-Kate: Exactly.

Mary-Kate: My my, what is this?
Harrison: Easy now, boys.

Mary-Kate: Harrison, what is going on here?
Harrison:'s best that you don't know.
Mary-Kate: I must know!

Mary-Kate: Oh no! Dakar!
Harrison: I'm so sorry...

Harrison: Mary-Kate, wait!
Mary-Kate: I...I don't want to!

Harrison: Hey, I'm here. It's all right, nothing will happen to you.
Mary-Kate: *crying*

The Republic lost a skilled agent and another was revealed to be a traitor, but in return they got Jack Phoenix back. And he isn't going to give up on the hunt for Dooku.

Saga Collection '06 / Re: Battle of Naboo Wave
« on: November 2, 2006, 10:46 AM »
Rumor says that the Naboo wave (Obi-Wan to Gragra) has been spotted on a normal everyday store in Finland! That would be awesome, but I think it'll take some time before they're going to arrive into my city. But still, if that's true, it's awesome!

Too bad if/when Endor Wave II hasn't hit Finland...I'd have liked Endor Trooper(s) and Luke. Oh well, you can't have everything in life, or in SW collecting. And not if you live here anyway.

And finally, my personal opinion about the wave:
Obi-Wan Kenobi - the robe is the best part. Easy pass.
Holographic Darth Maul - the mold is awful, just like on the kitbash of Obi-Wan and you can't really say who's that hologram anyway. Easy pass.
Rep Been - been thinking of getting 2 to 4 of these guys. I like Gungans and Jar Jar Binks. Surprised, are you?
Dud Bolt&Mars Guo - well, they're weird aliens. Might get 'em if I have some leftover money. (The figures cost about 10-12€ in Finland - about 12-15$ I think.)
Naboo Royal Soldier - now we're talking! I'm going to get them as many as I can find! They're plain awesome!  ;D
Gragra - well, same with Dud&Mars.

Photonovels and Movies / Re: Jack's Tales 1 - Enemy of State
« on: October 29, 2006, 07:00 AM »
That's hard to say. Maybe number 2 would be one..I really can't say. The storyline is hard(er) to do and the pictures can take up quite a bit of space, since my computer has only a memory of 20 gigabytes.

But I downloaded a program called Comic Book Creator, the same that BrentS uses to make his awesome photonovels in comic form and I was thinking about making a comic version... (stupid trial version...only 7 days)

And now, links to infopages on Star Wars Fanon:

Photonovels and Movies / Jack's Tales 1 - Enemy of State
« on: October 28, 2006, 07:39 PM »
Jack's Tales 1 - Enemy of State is a story told to Henry Phoenix by his brother, Jack Phoenix. The story sets in 20 BBY, about one year before the events of Revenge of the Sith.

Jack Phoenix: Well, this is Terminal City. Rather big, eh?
Eyes Only: Yes, it is. I wonder where's that bunker we were supposed to go?

Jack Phoenix: Maybe we could ask these people?
Eyes Only: Maybe...
Executor on Wheels: You may execute when ready.
Clone trooper: Cursed rebellians...urrg...

Eyes Only: Excuse me, sir, but how can I reach the bunker of...what was it...Davy Jones?
Executor on Wheels: Just go straight on. You can't miss it.

Garô: Excuse me, sirs. What is your business here?
Eyes Only: We're here to see Davy Jones.

Garô: I see. I'm afraid I'll have to take this gun.
Jack Phoenix: Naturally.

Garô: This is the bunker of our leader, Davy Jones. Go in, he's not too busy.
Eyes Only: Thank you, sir.

Eyes Only: Good day, sir. I'm Eyes Only and he's my bodyguard, Jack Phoenix.
Davy Jones: The Eyes...I've heard a lot of you. Anyway, your apartment is located on Butcher Square 4. Garô can take you there. Now begone!

Garô: Well, sirs?
Eyes Only: Could you take us to our new apartment, located in Butcher Square 4?
Garô: Sure thing.

Jack Phoenix (thinking): Is it true? That lady...

Jack Phoenix: Hey, Nina, wait!
Elizabeth Knight: I'm not Nina. I'm Elizabeth Knight.
Jack Phoenix: Cut the crap out, Nina. Do you remember me?

Nina Phoenix: Nina was once my name...anyway...are you my fifth husband, Jerdon?'re too young...maybe you're Will?
Jack Phoenix: Nina! How could you do this to me?!

Jack Phoenix: I trusted you and you broke my heart!
Garô: What's going on?
Jack Phoenix: None of your business?
Nina Phoenix: Who are you?
Jack Phoenix: Your first husband and your first boyfriend!

Jack Phoenix: I don't want to see you ever again. Period.
Nina Phoenix: But I...
Jack Phoenix: Get lost! NOW!

Eyes Only: What was that all about?
Jack Phoenix: Nothing really.
Eyes Only: It certainly didn't look like that, Jack.

Garô: Well, here we are, gentlemen. Butcher Square 4.
Eyes Only: Whoa!

Eyes Only: What do you think of our new apartment and operations HQ?
Jack Phoenix: Well, it could always have been worse. And smaller.

On the next day:

Eyes Only: I really liked that apartment. It was warm and kinda cozy.
Jack Phoenix: Well, the city seems okay to me.

Garô: Excuse me, sirs.
Eyes Only: Yes?
Garô: Our leader, Davy Jones, has requested to see you both. Please follow me.

Davy Jones: And those guns?
Rommel: Taken care already, boss.
Garô: Sir, Eyes Only and Jack Phoenix are here now.
Davy Jones: Very good, Garô.

But soon, gunshots are heard outside the bunker and Nina Phoenix runs in to tell that the Republic has found them. Nina, Rommel, Jack, Eyes Only and the Geonosian run up to the roof of the bunker to defend Terminal City.

Nina Phoenix: We need to work together to save this city.
Jack Phoenix: Nina...I...okay then.

Rommel: Okay, listen up, everyone!

Meanwhile, on the streets of Terminal City:


Executor on Wheels: Arrgh! Oww!
Clone Commander Veridovich: Take that!

Shadow Pilot: Nice shot, boss.
Clone Commander Veridovich: Of course. I never miss, you know.

Garô: Sir, you must go to the Air Force One! It's too dangerous in here!
Davy Jones: Well, I guess you're right, Garô.

While Davy and Garô are planning the escape route, a Star Destroyer arrives and deploys several troopers, one of them killing Nina.

Nina Phoenix: Aaah! I'm down!
Jack Phoenix: Nina! Noooooooo!

Rommel: Get down there, idiot, or you're dead too!
Jack Phoenix: But Nina...

Another clone trooper takes his blaster and tries to shoot Jack, but instead ends up shooting Eyes!

Eyes Only: Yeeeoooowwwwwww! Arrrgh!

Soon enough:

Garô: This way.
Rommel: I have a bad feeling about this.

Garô: Oh my. Not good!
Clone Commander Veridovich: You lose!


Rommel:! This can't be...I...I...


Rommel: Die, clone scum!
Shadow pilot: Arrgh!

Rommel: Die!
Clone trooper: Aarrghgg!

Rommel: Come on, Jack.
Jack Phoenix: I'm sorry...I can't come with you...not until I found out whether my wife is alive or not.
Davy Jones: Be reasonable, son!
Jack Phoenix: I am.

Rommel: What should we do?
Davy Jones: We need to escape. This city's done for.

Clone Commander Yelenko: All your base are belong to the Division!

Clone Commander Yelenko: Jack! I have a license to kill!
Jack Phoenix: I don't need such things.
Clone Commander Yelenko: Urrgh!

Clone Engineer: Now what? I mean, the boss is unconscious and...
Clone Agent Jagi: Relax. I'll find this guy and arrest him.
Clone Engineer: But how?
Clone Agent Jagi: Listen. Jack! I've read your profile and I know what you're capable of!
Jack Phoenix: Good! Then come over and we'll play a little!
Clone Agent Jagi: Damn you!

Clone Agent Jagi: C'mon Jack. Surrender now.
Jack Phoenix: Why should I?
Clone Agent Jagi: Because...well, let's just say that I certainly wouldn't want to be you when Yelenko wakes up.
Jack Phoenix: Okay, maybe this time. But promise me that I can break out of their prison.
Clone Agent Jagi: Definately you can. I mean, the guards are pretty dumb and all...

Soon, onboard the Star Destroyer Showdown:

Clone Commander Yelenko: Well, that wasn't much of an escape, Mr. Phoenix, or was it?
Jack Phoenix: ...

Clone Commander Yelenko: Jagi, I want you to get somebody of the officers to oversee the prioner transport?
Clone Agent Jagi: What prisoner transport?
Clone Commander Yelenko: Veridovich's troopers have caught some high commanders of that city and they're being transported here.
Clone Agent Jagi: I understand, commander.

Clone Commander Yelenko: I'll leave my helmet here and I want you to polish it.
Division Elite Trooper: Yes sir!

Clone Commander Yelenko: Well, let's go, fugitive.
Jack Phoenix: Damn you clones!

Meanwhile, on the deck of Showdown, two admirals are discussing:

Older Admiral: You certainly have a good point, Jerjerrod.
Admiral Jerjerrod: Thank you, sir.

Clone Agent Jagi: Excuse me, sirs.
Older Admiral: Yes?
Clone Agent Jagi: Clone Commander Yelenko is requesting an officer to oversee a prisoner transport.

Older Admiral: I know that you're a trustworthy admiral, Jerjerrod. And I'm sure the commodore would also accept this. So, take two security staff members and go oversee that prisoner transportation.
Admiral Jerjerrod: Thank you, sir.

Admiral Jerjerrod: A prisoner transport...that can get quite messy.

Clone Commander Yelenko: G'day, Admiral.
Admiral Jerjerrod: Good day, clone commander.

Admiral Jerjerrod: Well, this is it, guys. Are you ready?
Security Staff Member: Yes sir!


Clone trooper: Move along, prisoners!
Troy: I'll curse you! And your family! And your father!

Ed Jackson: Please help us, sir.
Admiral Jerjerrod: I wish I could.

Troy: Curse you filthy Republican scums!
Admiral Jerjerrod: That's what they all say.

Admiral Jerjerrod: Was that it?
Clone trooper: Oh no, sir. There's plenty more coming soon here.

Admiral Jerjerrod: I need to go for a while. I'll be back soon, so, keep an eye on the upcoming prisoners.
Security Staff Member: As you wish, sir.

Admiral Jerjerrod (thinking): I much more and how afwul are they going to be?


Jack Phoenix: Morning, guys.
Security Staff Members: Good day, admiral.
Clone trooper: Hmmm...

Clone trooper: That's no admiral! It's a prisoner!
Jack Phoenix: Darn!
Security Staff Member: Let's get him!

Several shots are fired and they are heard by people on the deck of the ship.

Clone Commander Yelenko: Gunshots!
Harrison Ford: It seems so.
Commodore: Oh dear...

Harrison Ford: I'll go check what that was all about.
Clone Commander Yelenko: You do that. Commodore, order a lockdown.
Commodore: As you wish, commander.

Harrison Ford: I feel an unusual aura...

Jack Phoenix (thinking): Damn clones...I better be prepared for more...

Jack Phoenix: Stop! Wait...Harrison Ford?!
Harrison Ford: Jack Phoenix?!

Harrison Ford: I take it that you were behind those gunshots?
Jack Phoenix: Yeah.

Harrison Ford: Or that's what it seems like.
Jack Phoenix: Well...they were in my way.

Clone Commander Yelenko: That Division guy hasn't returned yet. Could you check where he went?
Clone Agent Jagi: Of course, commander.

Harrison Ford: Drop the gun or I'll shoot!
Jack Phoenix: No, Harrison, no! He's Jagi, a friend!

Harrison Ford: Uh...hi then. Sorry about that.
Clone Agent Jagi: No problem. Wasn't the first time someone pointed me with a gun.

Jack Phoenix: Jagi, go free the Terminal City prisoners and why not all other prisoners. Well plan our attack here.
Clone Agent Jagi: That might take a while, though, Jack.

Jack Phoenix: So, we go in into the deck as one, and force everyone against the wall. Jagi takes the commodore, I'll deal with that clone commander myself and you take those security clones. Okay?
Harrison Ford: As long as you make sure nobody finds out the real truth.


Clone Agent Jagi: Come on, guys! You're free now!
Ed Jackson: We...are?
Jack Phoenix: Yes. Go and pick up some weapons and go kill the clones and officers on this ship. We're about to take over.

Troy: Oh yeah, baby! Now were talkin'!

Clone Agent Jagi: Well, they're gone. Shouldn't we get moving also?
Jack Phoenix: I guess...

Elsewhere on ship:

Admiral Jerjerrod: Damn good magazine this is!

Admiral Jerjerrod: Well, better get going to do my job...

Admiral Jerjerrod: ...! ...!
Troy: Blast it, Ed! Blast him!
Ed Jackson: I'm trying...but he's fast!

Commodore: Have you noticed, commander, that neither the mister from Division Command or your man has not yet returned?
Clone Commander Yelenko: I have noticed. What the hell is going on here?

Jack Phoenix: Hands up and against the wall! NOW!
Harrison Ford: But this is not a robbery!

Commodore: Oh lord...
Clone Commander Yelenko: Jagi! How could you double-cross me?!
Clone Agent Jagi: I wasn't never totally loyal to you, Yelenko. Only to Jack.

Jack Phoenix: Your kind had my wife butchered!
Clone Commander Yelenko: It isn't my fault!


Jack Phoenix: It damn well is your fault!

Clone Agent Jagi: Nice shot, Jack. What shall I do with this loser?
Jack Phoenix: Kill him.

Clone Agent Jagi: For great justice.


Clone Agent Jagi: It's done, Jack.
Jack Phoenix: Very good.

Harrison Ford: What shall I do with these losers, Jack?
Jack Phoenix: Kill them. And then, I will be a proud owner of a Republican cruiser! I always dreamed of owning a ship!

Admiral Jerjerrod: Well, I have to fight my way out here...then be it!

Articles about the new characters, places, etc. are being created by me in the Star Wars Fanon wiki. It's like a Wookieepedia for fan-created stuff. I strongly recommend joining. ;)

But as always, comments and feedback are welcome!

Toy Reviews / Re: New JD Review: Moff Jerjerrod
« on: October 9, 2006, 10:38 AM »
I have to disagree with you all.
I read the review a couple days ago and today got my Jerjerrod. I think it's one of the best non-clone figures Hasbro has ever made! He does look like the actor, altough the expression is very angry, but still. That was 2x15€ well spent on those two Jerjerrods! ^^

Updated again. ;)

Updated once more: added VOTC Ben and Luke plus ROTS #14 Palpatine. ;)

Photonovels and Movies / Henry Phoenix #4 - Regrouping
« on: September 3, 2006, 06:33 AM »
It's time for another Henry Phoenix photonovel...but after this, you're going to see something that's a bit better. Well, about that later.
But now, Phoenix presents:

Henry Phoenix #4 - Regrouping

The following takes place 1 year after the events of Henry Phoenix #3 - Game Over.

Jack Phoenix has been captured by the Dark Lord of the Sith, Darth Vader.

Meanwhile, Henry Phoenix and some other staff members of the Order have been called to a secret meeting...

Felon Yorker: And then that moron fell over just like nothin'!
Gregor McRae: Hah, good one, Mr. Yorker.
Henry Phoenix: I wonder...who called us here?
Felon Yorker: Who knows? Somebody with knowledge of the Order, I think.

Xentor Helros: It was me.
Everyone: YOU?!

Xentor Helros: I was wondering...we should go to the HQ and find out where are other supporters of the Order, you know...
Teuvo: Well, why not.
Henry Phoenix: Yeah, agreed.

Xentor Helros: Then we should get going!

Order of the Phoenix HQ:
Felon Yorker: Uggh, what a mess!
Xentor Helros: Well, this is the only way to central computer room, so...
Gregor McRae: Sir, do you mean that we should clean this up?
Xentor Helros: Yeah.

Teuvo: I wonder what's under this carbonite slob...
Felon Yorker (thinking): Now or never...!

Felon Yorker: Nobody moves or this guy dies!
Henry Phoenix: ...!
Gregor McRae: Oh...
Xentor Helros: F...!

Felon Yorker: Hands up and get outside! NOW!

Felon Yorker: And now, you will die. Don't worry, it's quite painless...quite.
Teuvo: No way!

Felon Yorker: Arrghh!
Teuvo:  The Acolytes of Jack will never die!


Felon Yorker: Oh yeah? Watch!
Teuvo: head...

Felon Yorker: Gimme that!
Teuvo: No way, since you've been a bad, bad boy!


Teuvo: I win, you die.

Felon Yorker: No, no, no!


Teuvo: Arrgghh...

Felon Yorker: THAT was close...gotta be more careful.

Felon Yorker: Now we'll take you to your friends...hah!

Xentor Helros: What have you done to him?!
Henry Phoenix: Yeah, what?
Gregor McRae: Oh dear...
Felon Yorker: SHUT UP! All of you!

Felon Yorker: Now get in the godforsaken ship or your partner dies!
Henry Phoenix: You won't get away with this...
Felon Yorker: Shut up!

Felon Yorker: Now then, Gregor...let's go the Forest Moon of Endor...and no tricks or else...!
Gregor McRae: I understand, sir.

Onboard Executor:
Jack Phoenix: stomach...yeoww...
Admiral: Well, you're awake, Mr. Phoenix.
Jack Phoenix: Wh...?
Admiral: I saved you're life. You were poisoned.

Jack Phoenix: Get out of my way or I'll cut your throat...slowly and painfully.
Admiral: No! Please!

Jack Phoenix: Good boy, admiral. You're free to die now.
Admiral: *gag* Pleeea...*choke*

Soon after, on the Forest Moon of Endor:
Jack Phoenix (thinking): Now I need to find something...why else would the Force want me to come here?

Wicket W. Warrick: Gwwuuuh!
Jack Phoenix: Oh, hi there, furball.


Felon Yorker: Move it, you lazyabouts!

Henry Phoenix: This is not good...what would Jack do?
Xentor Helros: He'd kick that traitor's ass right now!
Gregor McRae: But sirs, he has a hostage.
Xentor Helros: Yeah...

Felon Yorker: Ok, stay where you are or know what happens!

Felon Yorker: Let's go...pal! Hah! Serves you right!
Jack Phoenix (thinking): Teuvo? He seems to be in danger...gotta act now, think later...

Felon Yorker: Hey! My syringe!
Jack Phoenix: Phew!

Teuvo: You're not going anywhere, "pal"!
Felon Yorker: Hey!

Henry Phoenix: What the hell...JACK?!
Xentor Helros: Master!
Gregor McRae: Sir!
Jack Phoenix: Yeah, kids. Were you gettin' worried or what? Ha ha ha!

Bright Tree Village:
Henry Phoenix: That little furball was nice since he invited us here.
Jack Phoenix: Yeah...
Henry Phoenix: What is it, Jack?
Jack Phoenix: I've come here to end the Emperor's reign of terror for once and for all...
Henry Phoenix: No! You're too weak!
Jack Phoenix: I know I will die eventually, so why not for something good?
Xentor Helros: Well...master has a point, Henry...
Gregor McRae: Sir, it's been an honour to serve under your command.
Jack Phoenix: Thanks, Gregor.
Henry Phoenix: Wait! Before you go...umm...could you tell me something about your life before the Order...since...I never got to know you that well...
Jack Phoenix: Well, okay bro, but just one story.


And as always, comments are more than welcome!  ;)

Updated again!  :D

Feedback / Re: Jediknight760071's feedback
« on: August 26, 2006, 05:34 AM »
I completed a trade with Jediknight760071 some time ago and all I have to say is this: one awesome trader! Highly recommended!  ;)

Thanks!  ;D

Updated again. Got the Clone Commander out of my list. Now then...anybody have a senator Binks figure they don't want? ;)

Updated again.  ;D

Modern Trading / Re: Trade List - 8/3
« on: August 9, 2006, 01:03 PM »
But I'm unable to buy, because I don't have PayPal. Maybe I could try asking about money order from a local bank.  ;)

Hey, not everybody is a Jar Jar hater. I like him, despite that about 97% of SW fans do not.  :P

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