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Photonovels and Movies / CTU: Attack on Geonosis [re-release!]
« on: July 17, 2009, 06:11 PM »
Here's yet another re-released photonovel from the CTU saga...this time, Jack find himself in trouble with the Geonosians. Well, I won't reveal more, you have to read through it yourself. ;-)

As always, all feedback is more than welcome and appreciated. I do read all the feedback, despite not replying to them too often. I'm terribly sorry about that, it's something I'm trying to improve...

And now...

Jack Phoenix is in Geonosis, searching for evidence that would link the Trade Federation and the Geonosians with each other.

Jack Phoenix (thinking): Well, well, what do my eyes see...a whole droid factory. This is all the evidence I really need.

While eyeing the huge droid factory, Jack doesn't seem to notice that he's actually standing on a slowly-moving platform...

Geonosian Guard: Work faster, the boss wants to be able to produce twice this amount per day!
Geonosian Worker: I am, sir! It's just that...the machines aren't exactly in the best possible shape, and thus they're rather slow.

Jack (thinking): Boss, huh? I wonder who is their boss...Nute Gunray of the Trade Federation?

Jack: Aaaaaah!

THUD! Jack falls down, right in the front of the Geonosians...
Geonosian Worker: We have an intruder!
Geonosian Guard: I'll deal with him, but call for backup in any case, worker.

Jack: Not another step or I'll shoot! You know well that I mean it!

Nevertheless, Jack decides to shoot the Geonosian Guard, but then the cowardly worker attacks him...
Jack: You're gonna have to pay for that, traitor!

Jack: Say hello to your buddies.
Geonosian Worker: Please, no!

Jack: So much for that, hah! A bunch of losers.

However, Jack forgets totally about the backup the Geonosians called for...

Jack: Gack! Argh, my throat...
Geonosian on the right: Strike him, quick!

Jack: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!

Geonosian on the left: Now what?
Geonosian on the right: We'll take him to the interrogation room and let the boss handle the rest.

Jack: head....where am I?

Jack: You! I remember everything!
Geonosian Guard: You are just about to enter the world of pain...

Jack: If you think that I'll break under torture, you have mistaken. You don't know me at all.

Jack: Dammit, it's getting hot in here!
Geonosian: Heh heh heh...enjoy your stay.

Count Dooku: Hello there, agent.
Jack: Aaarrrggh!

Jack: Ugh...Count Dooku? Are you by any chance behind this?
Dooku: All is possible, my friend.

Dooku: I can, however, free you. All you need to do is to join us in our quest.
Jack: Your quest for what, destroying the Republic? Never!

Dooku: You really leave me with only one option, my friend.
Jack: I'm not your friend! Now get lost!

Dooku: As you wish...

Jack: Hey, wait for a moment!

Jack: Dammit!

Count Dooku keeps walking along the hallway and doesn't notice another CTU agent who's hiding in the shadows.

Burt Reynolds: Phew, just in time!

Burt: Don't move, I'm gonna free you now.
Jack: Uh, thanks. Who are you, by the way?

Burt: Just Burt Reynolds, one of your friendly neighborhood CTU agents.
Jack: Oh, I see.


Jack: C r a p...

Burt: You okay? I mean, okay enough to walk?
Jack: Y-yeah...I think so.

Burt: Come on, we gotta get moving before those damn Geonosians notice that you've escaped.

Burt: We're gonna run to the speeder and grab it as soon as I've notified CTU of our location. And when the guards have gone to a break.
Jack: Mmhhh, okay.

Burt: This is agent Burt Reynolds. I'm on Geonosis with a former CTU agent named Jack Phoenix. We need backup, there's an entire droid army against us here.

Jack: This one?
Burt: Yeah, looks good enough for us.

Burt: Hold tight, it's gonna be one wild ride!

Jack: The h e l l is this...
Burt: Ow, my head!

Burt: Who leaves a rusty vechile of some sort in the middle of the Geonosian desert, honestly?
Jack: I'd like to know that too...

Geonosian Worker: Hold it right there, prisoners! You're coming with us!
Burt: I'd like to see that happen! Who's gonna force us, you?
Jack: Bring it on, we're not afraid of you.
Geonosian Guard: As you wish...

Meanwhile, CTU agent Celnah Qualus goes to check his new messages
Celnah: from Geonosis...they weren't supposed to contact me yet. I wonder who it might be?

Burt Reynolds' Hologram: This is agent Burt Reynolds. I'm on Geonosis with a former CTU agent named Jack Phoenix. We need backup, there's an entire droid army against us here.
Celnah: Holy...

Celnah takes out his gun and shoots the workstation in order to hide the message from other CTU agents.
Celnah: I really hope that I managed to save my neck...

Celnah: Uh, excuse me, sir?
Joseph Auda: Yes, what is it?

Celnah: My workstation suddenly blew up and now I'm unable to continue my work.
Joseph: Hmm, I see. Please take me to your workstation, agent, and I'll look into the issue.

Celnah: Well?
Joseph: You're right, nothing.

Joseph: However, that shouldn't stop your work. Come on, we'll need to talk to the Director.

Dakar Dolan: Hold on, I gotta finish this call first.

Dakar: So, what can I do to you guys today?
Joseph: Well, his workstation suddenly blew up. I double-checked and it's totally busted, so he needs a replacement workstation for the time being.
Dakar: Hmmmh...I don't think we have any free workstations at the moment, do we? Then again, I might just have a perfect solution...

Dakar: This field workstation might not be exactly the quality of an office one, but hey, it works. And it's relatively fast, too. Please take it.
Celnah: Yes, sir. And thank you, sir.

S-3PO: Sir, are you aware that moments before agent Celnah Qualus' workstation blew up, an incoming message arrived to the laptop?
Joseph: Really? That's...odd.
S-3PO: I traced the signal back, sir. It came from the planet Geonosis.

Meanwhile in the Director's office:

Burt Reynolds' Hologram: This is agent Burt Reynolds. I'm on Geonosis with a former CTU agent named Jack Phoenix. We need backup, there's an entire droid army against us here.
Dakar: Oh my! One of our own is in trouble! And a droid army? I think we've found what we've been looking for...

Dakar: Okay, so we're going to Geonosis to save one of our own, agent Reynolds. This is a top-secret mission and giving out any information might jeopardize the safety of agent Reynolds and the other guy, Jack Phoenix. Got it?
Celnah: Uhh...
Joseph: I understand, sir. So exactly where in Geonosis are we going to?

Harrison Ford: Hello guys. What Dakar told before sounds like real fun - so me and my Division buddies are gonna join this party. You okay with that, Dakar?
Dakar: Gah! How did you...nevermind. Feel free to join...just don't jeopardize the mission, Harrison.
Harrison: Hey, when have I let you down?

Accompanied by the Clone troopers and the Jedi, the Division/CTU team finds their way to the Geonosis Droid Factory. While the agents are exploring the huge factory, Mace Windu has come to arrest Count Dooku.
Mace Windu: This party's over.
Count Dooku: Master Windu...

And soon enough:

Dakar: Hold it, Dooku!
Dooku: I'm afraid I cannot do so, my friend.

Dooku: You see, I'm a rather busy man. And I'd rather not do the army's job.
Dakar: Wait...what do you mean by that?

Dooku: But my friend here is willing to do so, however.
Dakar: Celnah, you dirty traitor!
Celnah: Haha, you totally fell into the trap, Dolan!

Dakar: You don't deserve to call yourself a CTU agent, you scumbag!
Celnah: Owww!
Rodian agent: Should we go help them, sir?
Joseph: I...I have no idea, sorry.

The traitor shoots Dakar Dolan fatally in his chest, killing him instantly.
Celnah: Bugger off, old man, will you?

Dooku: Please excuse us, agents.
Rodian agent: Sir!
Joseph: I...I...


Dooku: Here is your reward!

Dooku: Fool.

Rodian agent: Well?
Joseph: Sorry, pal...the Director's dead as a stone.

Jake: Hey man, you okay?
Jack: Suppose so.

Jake: Good. Now, hands up, Jack.
Jack: What is this? Another traitor in CTU?
Jake: No. I still remember what you must face justice for that.

Harrison: Jake, drop the blaster! NOW!
Burt: Whoa...
Jake: Harrison, don't be a fool. You know the protocols the way I do.

Harrison: How dare you to defy me, you punk?!
Jack: Thanks, buddy.
Jake: Ow, my chin...

Harrison: Trust me, that was just the beginning!
Burt: Uh, Jack...if that was the beginning...I mean, do something! Anything!
Jack: Yes...

Jack: Enough, Harrison.
Harrison: NO! I must have my revenge on this traitor!
Jack: He's suffered enough. Besides, we have more important things to do, such as the battle outside.
Harrison: ...right.

Jack: Open the doors, Joseph, will you? Thanks.
Joseph: Yes sir, right away!

Harrison: The h e l l is that thing? It's huge!
Rodian agent: I'm speechless...

Despite their initial fears, the agents enter the battle and fight against various Geonosians and droids, helping the underpowered Jedi and their clone troopers.

Later on in CTU Coruscant:
Jerjerrod: You sure about this now, ma'am?
Mary-Kate: Admiral, which one of us leads CTU, you or me?
Jerjerrod: I think that would be you.
Mary-Kate: Exactly.

Mary-Kate: My my, what is this?
Harrison: Easy now, boys.

Mary-Kate: Harrison, what is going on here?
Harrison:'s best that you don't know.
Mary-Kate: I must know!

Mary-Kate: Oh no! Dakar!
Harrison: I'm so sorry...

Harrison: Mary-Kate, wait!
Mary-Kate: I...I don't want to!

Harrison: Hey, I'm here. It's all right, nothing will happen to you.
Mary-Kate: *crying*

The Republic lost a skilled agent and another was revealed to be a traitor, but in return they got Jack Phoenix back. And he isn't going to give up on the hunt for Dooku.

Photonovels and Movies / Jack's Tales 1 - Enemy of State
« on: October 28, 2006, 07:39 PM »
Jack's Tales 1 - Enemy of State is a story told to Henry Phoenix by his brother, Jack Phoenix. The story sets in 20 BBY, about one year before the events of Revenge of the Sith.

Jack Phoenix: Well, this is Terminal City. Rather big, eh?
Eyes Only: Yes, it is. I wonder where's that bunker we were supposed to go?

Jack Phoenix: Maybe we could ask these people?
Eyes Only: Maybe...
Executor on Wheels: You may execute when ready.
Clone trooper: Cursed rebellians...urrg...

Eyes Only: Excuse me, sir, but how can I reach the bunker of...what was it...Davy Jones?
Executor on Wheels: Just go straight on. You can't miss it.

Garô: Excuse me, sirs. What is your business here?
Eyes Only: We're here to see Davy Jones.

Garô: I see. I'm afraid I'll have to take this gun.
Jack Phoenix: Naturally.

Garô: This is the bunker of our leader, Davy Jones. Go in, he's not too busy.
Eyes Only: Thank you, sir.

Eyes Only: Good day, sir. I'm Eyes Only and he's my bodyguard, Jack Phoenix.
Davy Jones: The Eyes...I've heard a lot of you. Anyway, your apartment is located on Butcher Square 4. Garô can take you there. Now begone!

Garô: Well, sirs?
Eyes Only: Could you take us to our new apartment, located in Butcher Square 4?
Garô: Sure thing.

Jack Phoenix (thinking): Is it true? That lady...

Jack Phoenix: Hey, Nina, wait!
Elizabeth Knight: I'm not Nina. I'm Elizabeth Knight.
Jack Phoenix: Cut the crap out, Nina. Do you remember me?

Nina Phoenix: Nina was once my name...anyway...are you my fifth husband, Jerdon?'re too young...maybe you're Will?
Jack Phoenix: Nina! How could you do this to me?!

Jack Phoenix: I trusted you and you broke my heart!
Garô: What's going on?
Jack Phoenix: None of your business?
Nina Phoenix: Who are you?
Jack Phoenix: Your first husband and your first boyfriend!

Jack Phoenix: I don't want to see you ever again. Period.
Nina Phoenix: But I...
Jack Phoenix: Get lost! NOW!

Eyes Only: What was that all about?
Jack Phoenix: Nothing really.
Eyes Only: It certainly didn't look like that, Jack.

Garô: Well, here we are, gentlemen. Butcher Square 4.
Eyes Only: Whoa!

Eyes Only: What do you think of our new apartment and operations HQ?
Jack Phoenix: Well, it could always have been worse. And smaller.

On the next day:

Eyes Only: I really liked that apartment. It was warm and kinda cozy.
Jack Phoenix: Well, the city seems okay to me.

Garô: Excuse me, sirs.
Eyes Only: Yes?
Garô: Our leader, Davy Jones, has requested to see you both. Please follow me.

Davy Jones: And those guns?
Rommel: Taken care already, boss.
Garô: Sir, Eyes Only and Jack Phoenix are here now.
Davy Jones: Very good, Garô.

But soon, gunshots are heard outside the bunker and Nina Phoenix runs in to tell that the Republic has found them. Nina, Rommel, Jack, Eyes Only and the Geonosian run up to the roof of the bunker to defend Terminal City.

Nina Phoenix: We need to work together to save this city.
Jack Phoenix: Nina...I...okay then.

Rommel: Okay, listen up, everyone!

Meanwhile, on the streets of Terminal City:


Executor on Wheels: Arrgh! Oww!
Clone Commander Veridovich: Take that!

Shadow Pilot: Nice shot, boss.
Clone Commander Veridovich: Of course. I never miss, you know.

Garô: Sir, you must go to the Air Force One! It's too dangerous in here!
Davy Jones: Well, I guess you're right, Garô.

While Davy and Garô are planning the escape route, a Star Destroyer arrives and deploys several troopers, one of them killing Nina.

Nina Phoenix: Aaah! I'm down!
Jack Phoenix: Nina! Noooooooo!

Rommel: Get down there, idiot, or you're dead too!
Jack Phoenix: But Nina...

Another clone trooper takes his blaster and tries to shoot Jack, but instead ends up shooting Eyes!

Eyes Only: Yeeeoooowwwwwww! Arrrgh!

Soon enough:

Garô: This way.
Rommel: I have a bad feeling about this.

Garô: Oh my. Not good!
Clone Commander Veridovich: You lose!


Rommel:! This can't be...I...I...


Rommel: Die, clone scum!
Shadow pilot: Arrgh!

Rommel: Die!
Clone trooper: Aarrghgg!

Rommel: Come on, Jack.
Jack Phoenix: I'm sorry...I can't come with you...not until I found out whether my wife is alive or not.
Davy Jones: Be reasonable, son!
Jack Phoenix: I am.

Rommel: What should we do?
Davy Jones: We need to escape. This city's done for.

Clone Commander Yelenko: All your base are belong to the Division!

Clone Commander Yelenko: Jack! I have a license to kill!
Jack Phoenix: I don't need such things.
Clone Commander Yelenko: Urrgh!

Clone Engineer: Now what? I mean, the boss is unconscious and...
Clone Agent Jagi: Relax. I'll find this guy and arrest him.
Clone Engineer: But how?
Clone Agent Jagi: Listen. Jack! I've read your profile and I know what you're capable of!
Jack Phoenix: Good! Then come over and we'll play a little!
Clone Agent Jagi: Damn you!

Clone Agent Jagi: C'mon Jack. Surrender now.
Jack Phoenix: Why should I?
Clone Agent Jagi: Because...well, let's just say that I certainly wouldn't want to be you when Yelenko wakes up.
Jack Phoenix: Okay, maybe this time. But promise me that I can break out of their prison.
Clone Agent Jagi: Definately you can. I mean, the guards are pretty dumb and all...

Soon, onboard the Star Destroyer Showdown:

Clone Commander Yelenko: Well, that wasn't much of an escape, Mr. Phoenix, or was it?
Jack Phoenix: ...

Clone Commander Yelenko: Jagi, I want you to get somebody of the officers to oversee the prioner transport?
Clone Agent Jagi: What prisoner transport?
Clone Commander Yelenko: Veridovich's troopers have caught some high commanders of that city and they're being transported here.
Clone Agent Jagi: I understand, commander.

Clone Commander Yelenko: I'll leave my helmet here and I want you to polish it.
Division Elite Trooper: Yes sir!

Clone Commander Yelenko: Well, let's go, fugitive.
Jack Phoenix: Damn you clones!

Meanwhile, on the deck of Showdown, two admirals are discussing:

Older Admiral: You certainly have a good point, Jerjerrod.
Admiral Jerjerrod: Thank you, sir.

Clone Agent Jagi: Excuse me, sirs.
Older Admiral: Yes?
Clone Agent Jagi: Clone Commander Yelenko is requesting an officer to oversee a prisoner transport.

Older Admiral: I know that you're a trustworthy admiral, Jerjerrod. And I'm sure the commodore would also accept this. So, take two security staff members and go oversee that prisoner transportation.
Admiral Jerjerrod: Thank you, sir.

Admiral Jerjerrod: A prisoner transport...that can get quite messy.

Clone Commander Yelenko: G'day, Admiral.
Admiral Jerjerrod: Good day, clone commander.

Admiral Jerjerrod: Well, this is it, guys. Are you ready?
Security Staff Member: Yes sir!


Clone trooper: Move along, prisoners!
Troy: I'll curse you! And your family! And your father!

Ed Jackson: Please help us, sir.
Admiral Jerjerrod: I wish I could.

Troy: Curse you filthy Republican scums!
Admiral Jerjerrod: That's what they all say.

Admiral Jerjerrod: Was that it?
Clone trooper: Oh no, sir. There's plenty more coming soon here.

Admiral Jerjerrod: I need to go for a while. I'll be back soon, so, keep an eye on the upcoming prisoners.
Security Staff Member: As you wish, sir.

Admiral Jerjerrod (thinking): I much more and how afwul are they going to be?


Jack Phoenix: Morning, guys.
Security Staff Members: Good day, admiral.
Clone trooper: Hmmm...

Clone trooper: That's no admiral! It's a prisoner!
Jack Phoenix: Darn!
Security Staff Member: Let's get him!

Several shots are fired and they are heard by people on the deck of the ship.

Clone Commander Yelenko: Gunshots!
Harrison Ford: It seems so.
Commodore: Oh dear...

Harrison Ford: I'll go check what that was all about.
Clone Commander Yelenko: You do that. Commodore, order a lockdown.
Commodore: As you wish, commander.

Harrison Ford: I feel an unusual aura...

Jack Phoenix (thinking): Damn clones...I better be prepared for more...

Jack Phoenix: Stop! Wait...Harrison Ford?!
Harrison Ford: Jack Phoenix?!

Harrison Ford: I take it that you were behind those gunshots?
Jack Phoenix: Yeah.

Harrison Ford: Or that's what it seems like.
Jack Phoenix: Well...they were in my way.

Clone Commander Yelenko: That Division guy hasn't returned yet. Could you check where he went?
Clone Agent Jagi: Of course, commander.

Harrison Ford: Drop the gun or I'll shoot!
Jack Phoenix: No, Harrison, no! He's Jagi, a friend!

Harrison Ford: Uh...hi then. Sorry about that.
Clone Agent Jagi: No problem. Wasn't the first time someone pointed me with a gun.

Jack Phoenix: Jagi, go free the Terminal City prisoners and why not all other prisoners. Well plan our attack here.
Clone Agent Jagi: That might take a while, though, Jack.

Jack Phoenix: So, we go in into the deck as one, and force everyone against the wall. Jagi takes the commodore, I'll deal with that clone commander myself and you take those security clones. Okay?
Harrison Ford: As long as you make sure nobody finds out the real truth.


Clone Agent Jagi: Come on, guys! You're free now!
Ed Jackson: We...are?
Jack Phoenix: Yes. Go and pick up some weapons and go kill the clones and officers on this ship. We're about to take over.

Troy: Oh yeah, baby! Now were talkin'!

Clone Agent Jagi: Well, they're gone. Shouldn't we get moving also?
Jack Phoenix: I guess...

Elsewhere on ship:

Admiral Jerjerrod: Damn good magazine this is!

Admiral Jerjerrod: Well, better get going to do my job...

Admiral Jerjerrod: ...! ...!
Troy: Blast it, Ed! Blast him!
Ed Jackson: I'm trying...but he's fast!

Commodore: Have you noticed, commander, that neither the mister from Division Command or your man has not yet returned?
Clone Commander Yelenko: I have noticed. What the hell is going on here?

Jack Phoenix: Hands up and against the wall! NOW!
Harrison Ford: But this is not a robbery!

Commodore: Oh lord...
Clone Commander Yelenko: Jagi! How could you double-cross me?!
Clone Agent Jagi: I wasn't never totally loyal to you, Yelenko. Only to Jack.

Jack Phoenix: Your kind had my wife butchered!
Clone Commander Yelenko: It isn't my fault!


Jack Phoenix: It damn well is your fault!

Clone Agent Jagi: Nice shot, Jack. What shall I do with this loser?
Jack Phoenix: Kill him.

Clone Agent Jagi: For great justice.


Clone Agent Jagi: It's done, Jack.
Jack Phoenix: Very good.

Harrison Ford: What shall I do with these losers, Jack?
Jack Phoenix: Kill them. And then, I will be a proud owner of a Republican cruiser! I always dreamed of owning a ship!

Admiral Jerjerrod: Well, I have to fight my way out here...then be it!

Articles about the new characters, places, etc. are being created by me in the Star Wars Fanon wiki. It's like a Wookieepedia for fan-created stuff. I strongly recommend joining. ;)

But as always, comments and feedback are welcome!

Photonovels and Movies / Henry Phoenix #4 - Regrouping
« on: September 3, 2006, 06:33 AM »
It's time for another Henry Phoenix photonovel...but after this, you're going to see something that's a bit better. Well, about that later.
But now, Phoenix presents:

Henry Phoenix #4 - Regrouping

The following takes place 1 year after the events of Henry Phoenix #3 - Game Over.

Jack Phoenix has been captured by the Dark Lord of the Sith, Darth Vader.

Meanwhile, Henry Phoenix and some other staff members of the Order have been called to a secret meeting...

Felon Yorker: And then that moron fell over just like nothin'!
Gregor McRae: Hah, good one, Mr. Yorker.
Henry Phoenix: I wonder...who called us here?
Felon Yorker: Who knows? Somebody with knowledge of the Order, I think.

Xentor Helros: It was me.
Everyone: YOU?!

Xentor Helros: I was wondering...we should go to the HQ and find out where are other supporters of the Order, you know...
Teuvo: Well, why not.
Henry Phoenix: Yeah, agreed.

Xentor Helros: Then we should get going!

Order of the Phoenix HQ:
Felon Yorker: Uggh, what a mess!
Xentor Helros: Well, this is the only way to central computer room, so...
Gregor McRae: Sir, do you mean that we should clean this up?
Xentor Helros: Yeah.

Teuvo: I wonder what's under this carbonite slob...
Felon Yorker (thinking): Now or never...!

Felon Yorker: Nobody moves or this guy dies!
Henry Phoenix: ...!
Gregor McRae: Oh...
Xentor Helros: F...!

Felon Yorker: Hands up and get outside! NOW!

Felon Yorker: And now, you will die. Don't worry, it's quite painless...quite.
Teuvo: No way!

Felon Yorker: Arrghh!
Teuvo:  The Acolytes of Jack will never die!


Felon Yorker: Oh yeah? Watch!
Teuvo: head...

Felon Yorker: Gimme that!
Teuvo: No way, since you've been a bad, bad boy!


Teuvo: I win, you die.

Felon Yorker: No, no, no!


Teuvo: Arrgghh...

Felon Yorker: THAT was close...gotta be more careful.

Felon Yorker: Now we'll take you to your friends...hah!

Xentor Helros: What have you done to him?!
Henry Phoenix: Yeah, what?
Gregor McRae: Oh dear...
Felon Yorker: SHUT UP! All of you!

Felon Yorker: Now get in the godforsaken ship or your partner dies!
Henry Phoenix: You won't get away with this...
Felon Yorker: Shut up!

Felon Yorker: Now then, Gregor...let's go the Forest Moon of Endor...and no tricks or else...!
Gregor McRae: I understand, sir.

Onboard Executor:
Jack Phoenix: stomach...yeoww...
Admiral: Well, you're awake, Mr. Phoenix.
Jack Phoenix: Wh...?
Admiral: I saved you're life. You were poisoned.

Jack Phoenix: Get out of my way or I'll cut your throat...slowly and painfully.
Admiral: No! Please!

Jack Phoenix: Good boy, admiral. You're free to die now.
Admiral: *gag* Pleeea...*choke*

Soon after, on the Forest Moon of Endor:
Jack Phoenix (thinking): Now I need to find something...why else would the Force want me to come here?

Wicket W. Warrick: Gwwuuuh!
Jack Phoenix: Oh, hi there, furball.


Felon Yorker: Move it, you lazyabouts!

Henry Phoenix: This is not good...what would Jack do?
Xentor Helros: He'd kick that traitor's ass right now!
Gregor McRae: But sirs, he has a hostage.
Xentor Helros: Yeah...

Felon Yorker: Ok, stay where you are or know what happens!

Felon Yorker: Let's go...pal! Hah! Serves you right!
Jack Phoenix (thinking): Teuvo? He seems to be in danger...gotta act now, think later...

Felon Yorker: Hey! My syringe!
Jack Phoenix: Phew!

Teuvo: You're not going anywhere, "pal"!
Felon Yorker: Hey!

Henry Phoenix: What the hell...JACK?!
Xentor Helros: Master!
Gregor McRae: Sir!
Jack Phoenix: Yeah, kids. Were you gettin' worried or what? Ha ha ha!

Bright Tree Village:
Henry Phoenix: That little furball was nice since he invited us here.
Jack Phoenix: Yeah...
Henry Phoenix: What is it, Jack?
Jack Phoenix: I've come here to end the Emperor's reign of terror for once and for all...
Henry Phoenix: No! You're too weak!
Jack Phoenix: I know I will die eventually, so why not for something good?
Xentor Helros: Well...master has a point, Henry...
Gregor McRae: Sir, it's been an honour to serve under your command.
Jack Phoenix: Thanks, Gregor.
Henry Phoenix: Wait! Before you go...umm...could you tell me something about your life before the Order...since...I never got to know you that well...
Jack Phoenix: Well, okay bro, but just one story.


And as always, comments are more than welcome!  ;)

Photonovels and Movies / Henry Phoenix #3 - Game Over
« on: July 30, 2006, 07:49 AM »
And the following takes place after the events of Henry Phoenix #2. ;)

Henry Phoenix: I...I could have never thought that somebody is posing as my brother...
Felon Yorker: Yeah...

Oracle: Excuse me, sir.
Henry Phoenix: What? Who are you?
Oracle: I'm the Oracle. But enought of that. I heard that you arrested the Grand Master.
Henry Phoenix: Or at least somebody who was posing as Jack, since Felon found out that my brother, the real Jack, is dead.

Oracle: Well, I might be able to prove otherwise. May I?
Felon Yorker: What?
Henry Phoenix: Sure thing. Felon, step away from the computer.

Felon Yorker: What's he doing?
Henry Phoenix: I don't know but I hope that we'd learn the location of my real brother.

Oracle: See?
Henry Phoenix: Yeah. "This article has been deemed as a joke."
Felon Yorker: So we fell for a joke!

Felon Yorker: That was quite a shock!
Henry Phoenix: Yep. I will tell Xentor about this. You should go look after Curtis.
Felon Yorker: Oh yeah, Curtis. I almost forgot him.

Henry Phoenix: Xentor!
Xentor Helros: head...

Henry Phoenix: Xentor, what happened?
Xentor Helros: Oww...the wrong Jack...knocked us somehow out...
Henry Phoenix: By the way, he's the real deal actually. See you around, gotta go.
Xentor Helros: Eh?

Meanwhile on another interrogation room:

Felon Yorker: Curtis! Damn it!

Felon Yorker: What happened?
Curtis Manning: A Jedi Master came in...he said that his name was Fitch. Fitch Adell. He wanted to talk to the traitor, but I didn't allow that. So, the traitor collapsed, I turned my back to the Jedi and came in.

Felon Yorker: How's the traitor?
Curtis Manning: He is dead.

Felon Yorker: That's not good. Come with me, we must find Henry and Jack.
Curtis Manning: Okay then.

The Acolyte's Room:

Red: What...?!
Felon Yorker: Hi there, Jack. And Henry.

Jack Phoenix: What now?
Henry Phoenix: I just popped in to say that you're free to go, since the information about your death was false.
Jack Phoenix: Gee, thanks.
Felon Yorker: Mind you, but Adell killed Rash Skyhek, and knocked Curtis out. We should transfer him to some other place.
Red: Well...
Jack Phoenix: I agree.

Felon Yorker: Don't try to do anything. I'll shoot first and ask questions later.

Jack Phoenix: Gregor, we need to leave now.
Gregor McRae: Yes sir!

Darth Vader: Mr. Phoenix, you're not going anywhere.
Jack Phoenix: Vader!


Xentor Helros: Get in the ship! Quickly! Imperial Forces are coming!
Jack Phoenix: Xentor...

Felon Yorker: Come on, Henry.
Henry Phoenix: Yeah...
Darth Vader: You're not going anywhere. I promised my master that I will destroy this place and all the Jedi inside it...excluding you, Phoenix.

Darth Vader: It's been some time since I killed a Jedi!
Jack Phoenix: You're not going to kill anybody!

Darth Vader: Really?
Teuvo: Red! Luigi!
Jack Phoenix: You're going to pay for that.

Jack Phoenix: Go, Teuvo, go! Leave now!
Teuvo: But...
Jack Phoenix: It's an direct order!

Boba Fett: Stop, Jedi!
Teuvo: Damn!

Boba Fett: Ouch!
Teuvo: Thanks, guys...

Darth Vader: It's over, Mr. Phoenix.
Jack Phoenix: N-noo...

Felon Yorker: We must leave now!
Henry Phoenix: No! Jack's still there!
Felon Yorker: We can't help him! Gregor, pull up and make sure that you'll drop the bounty hunter.
Gregor McRae: As you wish, sir.

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It would be nice to see other photonovelists joining the SWFanon wiki since there are awesome photonovelists out there *cough*CHEWIE*cough*S_A_Longhorn*cough*and many others*cough*.

As always, comments and feedback are welcome! :)

Photonovels and Movies / Henry Phoenix #2 - Don Phoenix
« on: July 22, 2006, 12:23 PM »
Henry Phoenix #2 - Don Phoenix
The following takes place after Henry Phoenix #1 - The Order.

Felon Yorker: Hey! This doesn't look like War Room!
Oracle: Oh, hello!

Felon Yorker: Uh...what is this place...and who are you?
Oracle: This is W1, meaning that this is a warehouse and I'm the Oracle, appointed by Grand Master Phoenix himself.

Felon Yorker: Well, what does an oracle exactly do?
Oracle: Well, I actually just calculate odds for big fights against the Empire.

Felon Yorker: I see. What is this?
Oracle: It's the computer system called the Oracle. You can ask anything from it and the system replies what it wants.

Felon Yorker: And what...?
Oracle: It's somebody frozen inside carbonite. I think that Grand Master said that it was some Veridovich guy.

Felon Yorker: So, you've got a nice place here. Do you mind if I try the Oracle system?
Oracle: Yes, I do! Please leave now and don't take that drink with you, mister!
Felon Yorker: Bah...

Felon Yorker: Well, well! This isn't quite like War Room!

Felon Yorker: Seems like this is Jack's room...hey! There's a drink!

Felon Yorker: I wonder...what's the purpose of this fireplace?

Felon Yorker: Darn! Where did that drink go?

Felon Yorker: I found it...but what is this room anyway?

Felon Yorker: Jack's secret wardrobe, eh? Well, maybe he doesn't mind me "borrowing" a few items...

Felon Yorker: Nice clothes, but now I need to go to the War Room. Who knows what might be going on there...

Felon Yorker: Well, what a lucky accident! The droid's away! I can sneak to the computer.

Felon Yorker: I want to know what this says about Jack since he should be arriving soon.

Felon Yorker: A what? Jack is DEAD? But how's an imposter!

Felon Yorker: I must inform Henry about this!

Felon Yorker: Henry! May we speak? This is urgent!
Henry Phoenix: Uhh...sure thing.

Henry Phoenix: So, what is it, Felon?
Felon Yorker: I just found out something about Jack...something that you must see!

Fitch Adell: Excuse me, Xentor. I forgot one thing that I should have done.
Xentor Helros: As long as it doesn't involve killing or torturing Rash Skyhek, go ahead.

Meanwhile, on Oracle's room:
Felon Yorker: See?
Henry Phoenix: I can't believe this!

Henry Phoenix: What should we do? Any ideas?
Felon Yorker: Well, I think that we should arrest that "wrong Jack" and make him tell us where he hid the real one.
Henry Phoenix: I agree.

On communications room:
Mysterious hooded figure: Open up already...

Hologram Vader: What is it? I'm in a middle of a fight!
Mysterious hooded figure: I'm terribly sorry, my lord. Anyway, Jack Phoenix will be arriving withing moments.
Hologram Vader: At last I can have my revenge on him!

Mysterious hooded figure: Mr. Fett, Jack Phoenix will be landing soon enough. You know the address.
Hologram Fett: Yes. Thank you...

And on the landing platform, Phoenix Force I lands.

Red: It's so darn good to be home again!
Gregor McRae: I agree, sir.

Red: Ok, guys, light your sabers!
3 Acolytes: Yes sir!

Gregor McRae: Sir...
Jack Phoenix: You've done good job, as always, Gregor. You may dismiss.
Gregor McRae: Thank you, sir.

Fitch Adell: Listen up, imposter! You're under arrest! We have discovered your true form! Take him away!
Jack Phoenix: I don't get this...

Felon Yorker: Guys, be careful. He might be armed.
Xentor Helros: We will be careful, sir.

Red: Adell, damn you! I don't know how the hell you arranged this, but I guarantee that you'll pay for this!
Fitch Adell: Oh, I'm like so aren't scaring even a womp rat, Red!

Fitch Adell: Well, we're done with this. Shall we go?
Felon Yorker: Yeah.

Soon after this, in the interrogation room:
Fitch Adell: Excuse me...
Curtis Manning: I'm terribly sorry, but I'm not allowed to let anybody near the prisoner.

Fitch Adell: Yeah, but I mean...
Curtis Manning: I'm sorry, no exceptions.


Curtis Manning: What the...?
Fitch Adell: Take this!

Fitch Adell: And now, you stupid little mole...
Rash Skyhek: What are you going to do me?

Fitch Adell: Guess.
Rash Skyhek: Oh no! Nooo! Please! Mercy!

And on another interrogation room:
Xentor Helros: And for the last time: WHERE IS REAL JACK PHOENIX?!
Jack Phoenix: I don't know what you're talking about! I'm the real deal!

Jack Phoenix: Actually, to hell with you two...

Jack Phoenix: ...Fools...

Red (thinking): Damn Adell...

Luigi&Teuvo: SIR!
Jack Phoenix: Let's go, guys. I think that we all have something to say to Fitch Adell, eh?

Fitch Adell (thinking): Mwahahhaa....fools! When Vader invades this building, I will be far away!

Jack Phoenix: Stop right there, partner! You're under arrest!
Fitch Adell: Oh, am I? How scary...or then not!

Jack Phoenix: Get him!
Red: With pleasure, sir!
Fitch Adell: I warned you! Now you will have to pay the ultimate price...

Fitch Adell: No dot come any closer or I will attack!
Jack Phoenix: And you think that we don't? Wrong answer.

Jack, Teuvo, Luigi&Red: My head!
Fitch Adell: I am far more greater that you all! Kneel before me!

Fitch Adell: Did I not warn you to come any closer? Fool!

Jack Phoenix: Now you're going down, traitor! Nobody kills an acolyte and walks away!
Fitch Adell: Oh, really? I thought that I'd fly away!

Although Jack is aided by 3 skilled swordsmen, the fight is still hard. Is Fitch a Sith lord? A Dark Jedi? Or what?

Fitch Adell: I have been waiting this for far too long, my little friend!
Jack Phoenix: Aaarrgghhh! Aiiiieee!
Teuvo: Boss!

Fitch Adell: Who wants to try their luck next? Anybody?

Teuvo: This is from me and boss!
Fitch Adell: M-my hand...
Jack Phoenix: Good job, Teuvo.

Jack Phoenix: Make sure to keep an eye on him...or a lightsaber.

Jack Phoenix: I'll meet you at your room. Take the trator with you.
Red: Yes, sir.

As always, comments and feedback are welcome. :)

So, I'm looking for:

[li]1 loose (can be w/o accessories) Saga 2002 Jar Jar Binks[/li]
[li]1 MOC VOTC Yoda[/li]
[li]1 MOC ROTS #14 Palpatine[/li]
[li]2 loose (can be without the blaster) Saga 2002/POTJ Imperial Officer[/li]
[li]1 loose (can be w/o accessories) VOTC Princess Leia Organa[/li]
[li]1 loose George Lucas in Stormtrooper Disguise[/li][/list]

What I have for trade:
MOC figures:

Loose&complete (unless otherwise noted) figures:

Saga 2002:


The Saga Collection:

(Outdated pics!)
Custom fodder for customizers:
Heads, arms and other body parts
Guns&other equipment, clothes, etc.

Please PM me if you have any of my wants, since it's impossible for me to get them at here Finland.
Thank you. :)

Photonovels and Movies / Henry Phoenix #1 - The Order
« on: July 13, 2006, 08:21 AM »
Henry Phoenix - Prologue

After getting the Imperials after him, Henry Phoenix went back to the base where his boss, Felon Yorker, was supposed to be. Henry interrogated some Imperials about Felon's location and he found that Felon was imprisoned.
Henry and Felon became good friends and they stole some top secret information and gave that information over to the rebels.
After selling the information, Henry and Felon went to Cloud City because they thought that they'd be safe there, but instead Lando Calrissian almost killed Felon (because of his Imperial uniform) and imprisoned Henry.
Henry was freed from the prison by his brother, legendary Jack Phoenix.
Together they went to scare Lando and without a notice, Jack was gone...once again.
Henry tried to escape and he found a wounded Felon lying on the street.
Henry tried to help his friend out of the city, but there was an Imperial admiral waiting for them. And Jack came again out of nowhere and beat the admiral without guns.

The three friends returned to Coruscant and agreed to get a drink, but the bartender was killed with a knife. Jack thought that it was a clear message and it was: Boba Fett appeared and pointed a rifle at Jack's forehead. Despite the rifle, Jack struggled with Fett and won the fight. But just then a legion of Imperial stormtroopers arrived. Henry and Felon had to flee and Jack's destiny is still unknown.
Henry and Felon joined the Rebellion, at least for some time after the events on Coruscant.

(And I'm really sorry about the huge prologue: it was supposed to be the first Henry Phoenix-photonovel, but...)

The following takes place at 3 ABY.

Somewhere in Coruscant, Henry Phoenix and his pal, Felon Yorker, are drinking some drinks. After all, it's a hard job to avoid any Imperial officers.

Felon Yorker: you remember the time when "Tread" Brokle came to arrest you?
Henry Phoenix: Yeah, certainly! That guy was a moron!

Informant: Mr. Henry Phoenix, brother of Jack Phoenix?
Felon Yorker: Maybe. It depends on who's asking.
Henry Phoenix: Yes, I am. What is it?

Informant: Your brother wanted you to have this...and come to the address...
Henry Phoenix: Thank you...I guess. I will come.

Felon Yorker: What was that?
Henry Phoenix: It was about Jack...we'd better get going now. Okay?
Felon Yorker: Yeah.

Curtis Manning: Now THAT was intresting, if anything!
Bartender: Grooww! Rooooaaarr!

Bartender: Raarrarrhh...rraaahhah!
Curtis Manning: *choke*...If it's about the drink...I will*gasp*

Informant: ...!
Darth Vader: I have been waiting for you.

Darth Vader: Boy, I want to know where the Order of the Phoenix is located.
Informant: I...*gasp*...die rather than tell you...

Darth Vader: That's a fine idea.

Elsewhere on Coruscant:
Henry Phoenix: I'll try to find someone. Try to look like that you were guarding Curtis.
Felon Yorker: Okay, boss.

Galen Nire: Hello. Who are you?
Henry Phoenix: I'm Henry, Jack's brother.
Galen Nire: But those clothes are not good for the Grand Master's brother!

Galen Nire: Buud, get here now.
Buud (on commlink): Yes sir.

Buud: How can I help you, Master Nire?
Galen Nire: Take mr. Phoenix to a locker room and give him some appropriate clothes.
Buud: As you wish.

Buud: I can take that staff, sir.
Felon Yorker: What? Oh, this? Go ahead.

Buud: Let's go, sir.
Henry Phoenix: Okay...

Felon Yorker: Well, well, look at you! A Jedi Master!
Henry Phoenix: Yeah. We need to hide Curtis, because the people down there do not actually like anbody with an Imperial uniform.
Felon Yorker: But how do we do that?

Henry Phoenix: That's why I brought this.
Felon Yorker: A piece of some cape?
Henry Phoenix: We need to hide Curtis's face. I found one empty room. It's W2.

Henry Phoenix: But now, come on! I'll take care of those people.

Xentor Helros: An Imperial down here?
Fitch Adell: This is outrageous!

Henry Phoenix: Please, sirs, I promise I will explain this to you.
Rash Skyhek (thinking): I wonder who is under that hood?

Henry Phoenix: So, uh...what is this representing?
Xentor Helros: It's the fight between our teams and Imperial forces in Ansion.

Rash Skyhek: Look, Qymael, I think that now would be a good time.
Qymael: But I don't have any weapons!

Rash Skyhek: Well then, take this saber and let's get going. Are you sure that you remember your part?
Qymael: Yes, I am!

Rash Skyhek: Excuse me, Master Nire?
Galen Nire: What is it, Rash?

Qymael: Take that!
Buud: O-ouch...

Rash Skyhek: Nobody move or the old man dies!
Xentor Helros: Oh...
Henry Phoenix: ...My...
Fitch Adell: ...Lord!

Qymael: Everybody against the wall or Mr. Phoenix dies!
Henry Phoenix: Do not obey...

Qymael: Now what, Rash?
Rash Skyhek: You keep an eye on the hostages while I try to hack into the system.
Qymael: With pleasure...may I interrogate them?
Rash Skyhek: Yeah, go ahead.

Qymael: Nobody move or my lightsaber will do the talking! Okay?

Qymael: And now, Mr. need to learn to behave nicely!
Galen Nire (whispering): I can't just sit here and watch...
Fitch Adell (whispering): What are you going to do?
Galen Nire (whispering): To end this.

Qymael: Mwahahaa! Do you now know ho to behave, Mr. Phoenix!
Galen Nire: Behave this!

Qymael: You shouldn't have done that!
Fitch Adell: Galen...Nooooooo!
Rash Skyhek: Now what?
Qymael: He tried to attack...self-defense, that's all.

Qymael: Now, get in the line unless you want to join your friend in the Force!

Qymael: And keep your hands in the air!
Rash Skyhek: Good job, Qymael.

Felon Yorker: Wh...?
Fitch Adell (whispering): Invasion...hide..


Qymael: Get up, dirty Jedi scum!
Fitch Adell: O-oww...don't think I can...

Qymael: Show some respect to me, Jedi!
Fitch Adell: Yeoooowww!

Rash Skyhek: What's going on here?
Qymael: Not much. The Jedi was disobeying my orders, that's all.
Felon Yorker (thinking): Just a few inches...and then...

Felon Yorker: Surrender now, invaders!
Rash Skyhek: He has your lightsaber, Qymael!
Qymael: How rude!

Qymael: Aaarrgghhhh!
Felon Yorker: I told you so...
Fitch Adell: You're not going anywhere, traitor!
Rash Skyhek: Ouch...

Fitch Adell: He's not going anywhere. Get something so that I can tie him up, Xentor.
Xentor Helros: Of course.

Xentor Helros: Here's a chain of some sort.

Fitch Adell: And now, traitor, you will enter the world of pain!
Rash Skyhek: Save me, please!
Xentor Helros: Fitch!
Fitch Adell: I was just scaring him, that's all.

Henry Phoenix: I want to thank you for saving my life.
Felon Yorker: Nah, that was really no biggie. I like to kill Imperial spies.

Fitch Adell: He's tied up.
Xentor Helros: Good. Now we need to get somebody to take him to an interrogation room.
Fitch Adell: I can do it.

Xentor Helros: Well, I don't know...
Fitch Adell: Good. I'll call somebody to prepare an interrogation room.

Fitch Adell: Sirs, if you have no problem with it, I'd like to take the prisoner to the interrogation room.
Henry Phoenix: I would be more comfortable if felon would take him.
Fitch Adell: Okay then.

Fitch Adell: You got lucky...

Fitch Adell: Bantha poodoo!
Rash Skyhek: stomach...

Fitch Adell: What are you looking at? It was self-defense!
Xentor Helros: Yeah right. Sure.
Henry Phoenix: Don't worry. I won't let him near you.

And soon:
Curtis Manning: Who's this?
Felon Yorker: He's Rash and he's a spy for the Empire.

Felon Yorker: I think that he should be interrogated.
Curtis Manning: I agree.
Felon Yorker: So...

Rash Skyhek: Please, no! Mercy!
Felon Yorker: You can't have!

Rash Skyhek: AAARRRGGHH! My eye!

Felon Yorker: Look, I need to go. Keep an eye for him and make sure that nobody but me or Henry gets near him.
Curtis Manning: Okay.

Comments and feedback are always more than welcome! :)

Photonovels and Movies / CTU: The Lost Years
« on: May 21, 2006, 02:00 PM »

It's been some time since I last posted a CTU photonovel (on Rebelscum, that is), so here one! :D

Darth Vader: Come on. You'll meet up with Veridovich and his partner-in-crime.
AT-AT Driver: Yes, my lord.

Darth Vader: Commander Veridovich, it has been some time.
Commander Veridovich: Yes, my lord. You are correct.

Darth Vader: I want you to take this AT-AT Driver with you on your mission to kill Jack Phoenix and Joseph Auda.
Cmdr. Veridovich: B-but...!
Darth Vader: No "but"s, Commander! It's an direct order!

Darth Vader: I trust you will not fail me this time...commander.

Shadow Pilot: So, we have a new member in our team.
Cmdr. Veridovich: ...Well, let's get going.

Soon after on planet Geonosis:

Joseph Auda: Jack, we've got some troubles...coming right to here!
Jack Phoenix: Veridovich...

Cmdr. Veridovich: Jack, you dirty traitor of the Empire! Come out there or I will have to get my men to break these doors!

Joseph: Jack...
Jack: Listen, Joseph. They're clones, programmed to kill us. We beat them ten years ago on CTU HQ and they want revenge. So, get your gun ready or you'll be dead meat!

Everyone: Stop it right there!


Joseph: Hey, that was good!
Jack: Yeah, I know.
Cmdr. Veridovich: head...

Darth Vader: You really can't trust a clone, or at least it seems so since you two are alive still!
Jack: Darth Vader. You filthy stinkin' little no-good Jedi mass murderer...It's your time to go!


Darth Vader: You fool!

Cmdr. Veridovich: Stop it right there!
Shadow Pilot: Yeah, do what he said.
Darth Vader: Well well, commander...

And this is my dog, Roosa. She's a shiba inu. And while you're looking at her...

Darth Vader: Good job, commander.
Cmdr. Veridovich: Thank you, my lord.

Darth Vader: Kill them.
AT-AT Driver: Of course, my lord.
Cmdr. Veridovich: What?!
Shadow Pilot: Oh no!

Darth Vader: Good job. Let's go away from this sandy dump.
AT-AT Driver: Okay then.

Joseph: Phew...I thought he would never leave.

Joseph: Poor old Jack...I better get going now...

Meanwhile on Coruscant:

Felon Yorker: Ah, yes, this will be a perfect place for the Bureau.

Felon: A little messy, but I can always put some stormies to clean those.

Dealer: ...and here's a lovely red fireplace.
Mysterious Man: Looks good.

Dealer: Can you see all the little detailing?
Mysterious Man: Yes, looks very fine.

Dealer: And here's my favorite part of this house: the bar!
Mysterious Man: A bar in my home? Awesome!

Dealer: And then there's some of the old war propaganda posters hanging on the walls.

Dealer: So, what do you say, partner? Have we got a deal here?
Mysterious Man: Yes, we have got a deal. You can have the speeder and the money inside it.

Joseph: Firstly, I'lll rip these awful posters off!

Joseph: "Remember the Separatists are listening!" and bah! It should be more like "Remember Emperor Palpatine is listening!"

Joseph: And now I'm testing is this fireplace actually so goos as the seller claimed...

Joseph: Cheers!

Several years later:

Darth Vader: Joseph Auda, we meet at last.
Joseph: Vader...

Joseph: I'm not going down!
Darth Vader: We'll see about that, old man!


Joseph: And I'm not even sorry for this!
Darth Vader: Yeooowww...

Joseph: It's your time to die, Vader. For the Republic!
Darth Vader: Noooooo...

Joseph: Burn in the fires of hell, you monster!
Darth Vader: I...I'm on fire....

Darth Vader: REVENGE!
Joseph: No! It's impossible!

Darth Vader: I told the Emperor that I would kill you...and I can't betray my master!
Joseph: You monster...

Darth Vader: Rest in pieces, Auda!

Comments and feedback are always more than welcome! :)

Star Wars Action Figures / Phoenix's customs - UPDATED 6/12/06!
« on: May 14, 2006, 11:18 AM »
And to celebrate the start of my custom topic, I present you the members of the Order!

No, not the Jedi Order, but the Order of the Phoenix, which will appear eventually in the Henry Phoenix saga. ;)

(almost) All members:

President of the Order:

The President is a simple non-permanent custom.
Head: Saga 2002 Qui-Gon Jinn
Right Hand: ROTS #02/TSC Anakin Skywalker
Body&left hand: ROTS #35 Palpatine

Curtis Manning is nothing special.
Head: ROTS Mace Windu
Tie: hand-made
Rest: Saga 2004 Admiral Ozzel

Jack Phoenix, the Order's Grand Master has gotten a bit older, but he's still powerful. The figure is WIP because I need to drill the head so that it can be used in a ball-joint head.
Head: ROTS #28 Anakin Skywalker (normal version)
Body: ROTS Mace Windu
Right Hand: Saga 2002 Qui-Gon Jinn
Left Hand: ROTS #28 Anakin Skywalker
Cape: TSC/500th Vader
Lightsaber hilt: Saga 2002 Deluxe Mace Windu
Lightsaber tip: Saga 2002 Bespin Duel Darth Vader

Rash Skyhek is just a random background character. Made from my old "Blue" custom figure&some leftover parts.
Body: POTF 2 Buff Han Solo
Left Hand: Saga 2002 Qui-Gon Jinn
Right Hand: some random hand from my fodder box
Head: Saga 2002 Bespin Duel Luke Skywalker
Blaster: Saga 2004 Admiral Ozzel

Red. You've seen his head before on Rebelscum. I changed totally Red's story and made him a member of the Order so I needed to change his outfit, too. He's a WIP too like Jack: I need to drill his head.
Body: Saga 2002 Qui-Gon Jinn
Arms&right hand: 500th/TSC Hoth wave Vader
Left Hand: Saga 2002 Bespin Duel Darth Vader
Lightsaber: Saga 2002 Pilot Obi-Wan

Firstly, let me say that I can completely understand if you want to throw those rotten tomatoes at me after reading this novel...please go ahead and throw them.  :P

Friday Night Out - The (really) EU version!

Dexter: Uhh...guys...could you move a bit?
Jack Phoenix: And why on the earth would we do that?
Dexter: We're gonna have a guest...

Jack: A...dancing girl?
Aayla Secura: Not just A dancing girl, but THE dancing girl!
Lando Calrissian: Woohoo!

Blue: You go, girl!
Jack: Not a bad show at all.

Felon Yorker: See you later, guys. I'm outta here.
Jack: Yeah yeah, whatever.
Admiral Curtis Manning: Where's Dexter?
Bartender: He had something to do and he needed to leave. I'm the new bartender.

And soon...

Jack: AARRGGHH! What a pain! OWW!
Henry Phoenix: Oooofff....I feel ill...
Curtis: Guys? Guys? stomach...

Bartender: Ho ho fools...
Han Solo: There's always a backstabber or two in this cantina...boring.

Blue: Oww...where are we?
Henry: This seems Nazi fortress!
Jack: Well duh, this is one of those fortresses!

Jack: Bartender? I should have know this.
????: Bartender?! How dare you?! I'm not any bartender, it was just a disguise! Actually I'm...

Commando 1: Stop, Hitler!
????: What?! No way!

Commando Pilot: Are you all right, sirs?
Blue: Godd**n you, Phoenix! This ain't one of the Commados games!
Jack: What?
Blue: I didn't mean you...I meant the writer of these stories...this isn't Commandos: Behind Enemy Lines!

Also, this appears to be my very first photonovel with Photoshop effects (Blue's skintone, contrast of pictures). ;D

Photonovels and Movies / Friday Night Out - The OT version!
« on: April 13, 2006, 09:53 AM »
Hello there. Don't be afraid...

Yeah, so, um...hi. I'm Phoenix, a (bad) photonovelist from Rebelscum. I'm fairly new to these forums but I've been lurking some time. ;)

And here's a funny photonovel for you by me:

Friday Night Out - The Original Trilogy Version!

Chalmun's Cantina certainly isn't the only cantina where Han Solo hangs out...but what happens when he, Lando and Chewie enter to a karaoke bar?

Lando Calrissian: Volga, volgaa....ehh...ummm....voihan perkele, en nyt muista sanojaaaaaa....
Boba Fett: Please! That's just plain awful!

Lando: Oww...
Boba: And now, I'm going to sing a good song!

Han Solo: Are you all right, Lando?
Lando: I will be after this drink.
Boba Fett:  ...mietin kuinka paljon menetin...oh yeah!

Han: Get lost, Fett. You can't sing, either. But now, you're going to see and hear something so awesome...
Darth Vader: Han Solo singing? Doesn't sound like a good idea...
Han Solo: ...shellillä öisen Parkanon....

Vader: Your voice is more horrible than The Emperor's, Solo!
Han: Gag...argh...choke...urr...
Chewbacca: Ruurruuu!
Lando: Easy, Chewie, easy!

Han: Cough...cough...
Vader: No need to cover your ears, people! Because I have a voice like no other!
Chewbacca: Grraah!
Vader: Shut up, wookie. And now! Ei tippa tapa, ei ämpäriin huku...

Chewbacca: Raaawwh! Ruururruu!
Vader: Hey! Let me go!
Lando: You're right, Chewie. It was awful.

And just as a side note, the songs sanged by the characters are some Finnish songs.

"Ei tippa tapa" (A drop doesn't kill) is probably the most famous of these songs. (The voice sample is a "bad karaoke" version of the song...)

"Volga" is also a good song, but the version that Lando sings is a "bad karaoke" version of the real song.

"Parkanon Shellillä" (In the Shell of Parkano, [lyrics: ...shellillä öisen Parkanon...] is a new song by Finnish artist Simo Silmu (and I like this guy's voice!). The "Shell" is a gas station and Parkano is a city/town in Finland. And this song is sang by the original artist, no need to be afraid of hearing more "bad karaoke" versions of songs.

You really did not understand what I just explained to you? Good.
By the way, click on the song's name if you want to hear a small sample of the song. When a new window opens up, there's a play button. Just click it.

(Yes, this photonovel was made for fun and for your education; now you know a bit more about Finnish songs! Lol.)

EDIT: I totally forgot Boba's song - Punaiset on silmät (The eyes are red) - from the list. It's also a "bad karaoke" version of a song called "Sininen ja valkoinen" (Blue and white), but it's kinda funny. Oh well, you really do not understand what's the point of listing these songs and telling you about Finland, do you? ;)

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