I'm sure we've done something like this many times, but I never get tired of typing about myself, and I'm sure others are the same. So let's see your 12 Facts About Yourself.
1. I'm world's best educated bum, AKA professional loser.
2. I like beer. A lot.
3. I like toys.
4. I like girls, but girls don't like guys who like toys and lots of beer.
5. I have a dog and a cat.
6. I have the bling bling of the nether region.
7. I'm a writer, but have never made a dime off my scribblings.
8. This is harder than I thought.
9. I'm in love with an unavailable woman. I suck terribly.
10. My toy collection is worth more than my Hyundai cost brand new.
11. I like movies and I like bitching about movies.
12. I actually enjoyed the Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones, and own every Jar Jar Binks 3 3/4" figure made.
Go for it, people!