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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Last time you almost...
« on: June 23, 2004, 11:16 AM »
I'm not sure if KBZ should be banned from here for his story, or go into porn of some sort...

Or both.

If it was over the line, I'll gladly remove it.    Sorry.  :(

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Last time you almost...
« on: June 23, 2004, 01:57 AM »
Not a urine story, but a close call with numero dos.  So I'll give a poop warning for those who might not want to read ahead - sorry in advance if this gets a little gross


About 6 weeks ago I was participating in a 24 hour film race with some friends of mine from work.  Now, often when I'm out of my element for extended periods of time, I don't...well...crap.  So, I'd been awake for 25 or 30 hours without emptying the old bowels so to speak (it had probably been almost 40 hours since last relieving said bowels if you include the previous night's sleep...

...and I had to take my girlfriend to the airport around 9:30 a.m.  After dropping her off, I was supposed to drop her car off at our repair shop that is just down the street then get my car from my place and drive straight back to the editing suites.

The guy there offered me a ride home, but I passed since we live about a block away.  Well...while I was walking home I realized it was more like 5 blocks away...

Now I suppose that whole not pooping when I'm not in familiar surroundings thing was suddenly not in effect anymore, because around 3 blocks from my home...well, the feeling came over me.  By one block away, I was forcably flexing my ass to keep from ruining my day.   Running only made it much worse.

By the time I got to my building, I was seriously convinced that I wouldn't make it - and I was sweating badly.

I'll end by saying that I literally made it by mere seconds - and the object I gave birth to was a healthy 18 inches minimumm in length.  I doubt it will ever be equalled, by me at least...

Sorry again

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: I Am Homer Simpson
« on: June 20, 2004, 03:10 AM »
I should take them up on their offer and become a real Ice Cream Maker Guy

Sadly, I'm starting to think we'd have a better chance at getting an ICM Guy figure if you did...  :(

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Has Anyone Built a Deck Before?
« on: June 16, 2004, 05:00 PM »
I don't have tips for digging post holes, but I did help build a deck for two days once trying to make some extra cash for a Rome trip I was about to go on.

It was actually easier (in terms of technical difficulties) than I thought it would be...but it was a lot of hard work.

It came out nicely though.  :)

Good luck.

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: The Punky Brewster Appreciation Society
« on: June 15, 2004, 08:46 PM »
Sign me up.

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Rebelscum.. is it just me??
« on: June 13, 2004, 10:59 PM »
Might as well close the whole site down now... I'm sure 80% of the members here will follow Durge right back over to the scum...  :-\

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Rebelscum.. is it just me??
« on: June 13, 2004, 05:05 PM »
Here! Here!

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Hero
« on: June 13, 2004, 02:21 AM »
I'm in love with the shot in the trailer of the entire army surrounding Li as they walk with him, swords and staffs pointed, to what I assume is the capital of whatever city he's going for his revenge on...

When's the U.S. release going to happen???

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Rebelscum.. is it just me??
« on: June 12, 2004, 10:36 PM »
The only things about RS that I find to be "better" than JD are:

-Vintage Community
-Other Collectibles Community
-Prop Community
-Customizing Communtiy

I'm pretty sure blasphemy such as this is grounds for dismissal under the Jedi Defender Superiority Decree.

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Hero
« on: June 12, 2004, 10:32 PM »
My friend's got it on DVD from the foreign release... I want to see this movie soooooo bad but decided to just wait for it in theaters here.

I keep watching the trailer over and over.

It looks amazing.

Thank Quentin Tarentino for pushing for a U.S. release.

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Rebelscum.. is it just me??
« on: June 12, 2004, 01:18 PM »
Isn't there already a 'scum-bashing thread around here? Let's close this one. :P

I have't posted a lot on Scum lately for a number of reasons some of them being Greg(g) and Greg(g) Jr but I enjoy the stuipdity of they fights they have.

Okay, who's "Greg(g) Jr?"

Durge, he seems to be going for the rank of emperor now and has gotten this whole thing were he thinks he is a mod or something over there.  

Truer words have yet to be spoken...the dude chimes in on every single topic that doesn't interest him with something along the lines of "this doesn't interest me very much one way or the other" - end post.

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Rebelscum.. is it just me??
« on: June 12, 2004, 12:58 AM »
Rebelscum is a ghost town nowadays...

but you all already knew that...

You'd think after 10 years O.J. would at least have a lead or two he'd have checked out...

JD Sports Forum! / Re: NHL Offseason
« on: June 10, 2004, 11:48 PM »
Well, I moved to Dallas about a year ago, so I haven't been to any games recently and couldn't tell you exact numbers without doing some googling...but it's safe to say that it's much lower than the 21,000 person capacity of the Ice Palace.  The ownership was saying earlier in the year that the team would probably have to make it to at least the finals just to be profitable for the season.

The hope is that this playoff run and championship will boost next year's attendance, they undoubtably made new fans this year - winning it all will do that...  The area needs to grow into a love of hockey...I myself have only been interested for 3 or 4 years now.  

We (Tampa) went through the same kinda thing with the Bucs, they were terrible for so long and you couldn't give tickets the waiting list for season tickets has tens of thousands of names on it.

Here's to hoping there's hockey next year and that they can continue to expand their fan base.

JD Sports Forum! / Re: NHL Offseason
« on: June 10, 2004, 11:26 PM »
Did anyone catch the awards ceremony today?  My bolts cleaned up this year...

2004 Stanley Cup
2004 Prince of Wales Trophy
Conn Smythe - Brad Richards
Jack Adams - John Tortorella
Lady Byng - Brad Richards
Lester B. Pearson - Martin St. Louis
Art Ross - Martin St. Louis
Hart - Martin St. Louis

It was nice to see the guys get so much recognition for their accomplishments this season.

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