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SEVEN HUNDRED HOBO NAMES

(This being the twenty-first of seventy installments.)

201.  Extra-Skin Dave
202.  Beanbag-Chair Bill
203.  Grant Sharpnails, the Scratcher
204.  Tommy Lice-Comb
205.  "Medicated Shampoo" Jonah Jump
206.  General Woundwort, the Giant Rabbit
207.  Genius L. Cravat, the Gentleman
208.  Giant Bat Wings Roland
209.  Nick Nolte
210.  Salty Salty Friday

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Everything Rebelscum
« on: May 23, 2012, 01:10 AM »
Every time I see that, I'm reminded of these:



RIP Virex  :'(


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No Donna Summer update?

Disco-hating dickheads.

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Top 5 Hotties
« on: May 5, 2012, 10:34 AM »
As the world's biggest Kate Upton Masturbator...you probably already saw this?

http://www.wwtdd.com/2012/05/kate-upton-had-out-takes/

Yeah, I guess, but I don't masturbate to Kate anymore, she's too mainstream.

There's this new chick I'm masturbating to.  I'd tell you her name but you probably haven't heard of her yet.

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Top 5 Hotties
« on: May 4, 2012, 02:03 AM »
I was masturbating to Kate Upton before it was cool to masturbate to Kate Upton.

<--The Masturbating Hipster

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: The let's get JediMAC to post again thread
« on: April 20, 2012, 10:51 PM »
I found him on Facebook, but he's got his access set to "friends only."  But here's his profile pic, at least:



Shame about his hairline.   :-\

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You can come in at any point in Head and go WTF???!!! Its basically a series of skits with no relation to one another. Its kind of like the one the Beetles made around the same time.

Well, they were a major influence on The Beatles.

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Jar Jarbonite.

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Re: XBox 360
« on: February 7, 2012, 11:31 PM »
Star Wars Kinect has been pushed to 2012.

Kinect Star Wars Bundle & Game being released April 3rd

$450 for the bundle.  Yeowch.  Hopefully they'll release that controller separately.

And if you ever wanted to dance with the Dark Lord, the game now includes a super-sweet dance mode:

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· New Galactic Dance Off mode loaded with Star Wars-themed pop tunes where those still honing their Jedi skills can take a break to battle Darth Vader on the dance floor or bust a move “Solo style.”




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You'll shoot your eye out.

Reminds me of a movie.  Can't quite put a finger on it  Seems strangely seasonal.  :-X

You're thinking of The Godfather.



But I wouldn't really consider it a Christmas movie, per se, so I don't know where you're getting that from.

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Google News doesn't mention anything.  Sure it's not one of those Norm MacDonald fake stories?

Sir, I would never knowingly post false news of a celebrity dying.

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Star Wars Universe / Re: Star Wars on Blu-Ray
« on: September 21, 2011, 03:09 PM »
I, for one, think that the 90 minutes of spoofs more than make up for the lack of those boring old documentaries.

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No, it's Depeche Mode.  And yes, they all died in a plane crash in the Alps last night.

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Everything Rebelscum
« on: September 19, 2011, 07:40 PM »
Good point, name.  I'd forgotten his "." phase...  What a fucko.

Was it a phase, or was it just his unique way of rage-quitting the boards after everybody made fun of his definition of "tumbleweed?"


(It's too bad the GH forums have **** the bed, by the way.)

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