I'm, sorry... did I miss something?

Was this not a Virex appreciation thread?

And how did I get on the short list?

Sorry if you didn't like my song... I thought it was kinda catchy.

First of all, you're old.  "Four Leaf Clover"?  WTF is that?  Some kind of old 78 RPM-type deal?  I can't even relate to that, which takes me out of your "song/joke/whatever" from the get-go.  

And secondly, this whole thread was created out of my desire to do something nice for my fellow forumites, many of whom I've talked down to, mocked, patronized, abused, harassed, made fun of, or otherwise treated like sh!t over the years.  I wanted to kind of repay my debt to the internet society by offering up (for free, mind you) some coupons, that were honestly pretty crappy to begin with.

But nooooooooooo!  Virex can't have that!  And all of the little trolls and ne'er-do-wells, led by a so-called "moderator", of this very site, came out of the woodwork to f--k my thread up.

But you know what?  It's okay.

I see how you all are.

A Virex Tribute
(sung to the tune of "Four Leaf Clover")

I'm looking over
a Virex name change
that I've overlooked before.

One name was cutesy,
the other was curt,
one left the others
just eating his dirt.

And there is no need explaining,
the one remaining,
is meant for you to adore!

Yes, we're overlooking
a Virex name change
that we've overlooked....
         (you better call him Mister)
that we've overlooked before!


BTW : if we are off topic in the thread now - I like ham!

Okay.

1. Henrik Wulff Ragamuffin
2. jjks
3. hansolo_506

Who's next?

Guys, please stay on topic or I'm going to have to ban all of you for being idiots...back to anime

Speaking of the topic. . .

What is the topic, here, anyway?

I like the idea that this is my thread, and I haven't a clue as to what's going on.

Also, I've changed my name to "Virex Star Wars Luke Skywalker 2015".  The old name, frankly, just wasn't Star Warsy enough.  So now, everyone will know.

The two of you who I'm friends with (or the eighteen of you who I owe money to) may call me "VSWLS2015" for short.

The rest of you can will refer to me as Mr. Virex Star Wars Luke Skywalker 2015.

Thanks and have a nice day.

What a great avatar that drinking bird would make.  Too bad I'm a dumbass when it comes to that sort of thing at all times.

I think I'm going to buy one of those drinking birds off Ebay or something.  It's like the Rubik's Cube that I bought last week--doesn't really serve much of a purpose (like this thread, too, natch), but wouldn't it just be nice to own one?

So, while searching for an animated drinking bird thing, I came across this page, which, in addition to the drinking birds for sale, is also offering the "Donkey Cigarette Dispenser":



"Just push his ears and he awakes from slumber , lifts up his tail, and calmly ejects one cigarette . . .to the amazement and delight of everyone watching. Carries his load of regular size cigarettes on his back. A clever novelty and practical cigarette dispenser. Individually boxed"

Now, I don't know about you fellas, but seeing this made me want to take up smoking, just to be able to pull one of these bad boys out of my pocket the next time a honey asks to bum a smoke. . .

Cute.

I just want to know exactly how in the BLUE HELL a nice, innocent, community-friendly idea I had here could turn into this absolute cluster**** of a thread.  What is this, Rebelscum?  What are you people. . .  ON DOPE?

So what I'm understanding here, correct me if I'm wrong, is that you're not giving me any money so now I'm left basically with nothing. I'm left with zero. What can I do with zero, y'know, what can...I-I can't do anything with it. This is my life here, we're talking about we're not talking about something else, we're talking about my life, y'know and it's forcing me to do something I don't want to do. To leave to go out and just leave and go home and say make a clean cut here and say "no way, Matty. you're not putting up with these people" and I'll tell why I can't put up with you people--because you're bastard-people. That's what you are! You're just bastard people and I'm goin' home and I'm gonna I'm gonna bite my pillow! Is what I'm gonna do.

It was a joke, folks.  A poorly-crafted one, and an unfunny one, but technically a joke nonetheless.

Sorry.

Looking at the "for real" February coupons, there's two:  $5 off any DVD, good for 2/1-2/14, and $3 off any Best Picture DVDs, good for 2/15-2/29.

At this point, I'll probably be hanging onto both of those.

The sh!tty $5 anime coupon is still available, though.