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Anyone else catch that?   :o

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Well, you kind of beat me (off) to it, Scott, but I wanted to do a test of George Carlin's Seven Dirty Words (and look for a counterpart thread over at R-------m soon)

1. ****
2. Piss
3. ****
4. ****
5. (it worked!)
6. (it worked!)
7. knockers


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Ass.  Bastard.  Dick.



Awesome!  Totally awesome!

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Who's Hotter
« on: November 12, 2003, 09:49 PM »
Now...who's hotter

Keira Knightly

vs

Natalie Portman

Neither.

Eat a sandwich, girls.

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: What's spinning?
« on: November 12, 2003, 09:46 PM »
Something goofy was going on with this smiley :-[ and the quote code

Yeah, I had some difficulty with that earlier today, with my "Pearl Jam hat" post in the pics to names thread.  Had no idea what I was doing wrong.  Strange.

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Didn't erase anything...YET :-*

Watch it, Gregg. . .

Still playing:  The voices   :-\

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For as a couple of you know, one of my dreams is to be a part of a Star Wars-themed message board for adults, where people can curse to their heart's desire, and I think that allowing us to use this naughty, naughty word here is potentially a big step in that direction.

Obligatory Gaywad Star Wars Fanboy Quote (#2 of the day!):

"You've just taken your first step, into a larger world. . ."

Thanks again, guys.  











Ass.  (giggle)

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: What's spinning?
« on: November 12, 2003, 09:33 PM »
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Re: What's spinning?

Isn't it those excercise classes with the bikes that you ride?   ::)

Damn. . .  Now that's twice today that I've been rolleye-smileyed.  Anyone else?

(And, I know.  I hate that title.  It's just that--all the good ones were already taken. . .)


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As for me, I'm in oldies mode right now.  Some Chuck Berry, Little Richard, Elvis, Jerry Lee Lewis, James Brown, The Platters & Drifters, Sam Cooke, etc.

Not exactly Pearl Jam and the like, I know.   :-[

Hell, dude, nothing wrong with that.  Besides, if it wasn't for those guys, most (if not all) of the bands we listen to today wouldn't be here!

Now playing:  the voices in my head

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Vintage OCB
« on: November 12, 2003, 09:50 AM »
Further proof that you, sir, have always displayed a keen fashion-sense when it comes to headwear:

Which reminds me:



 :'( :-\ ??? :(

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Vintage OCB
« on: November 12, 2003, 09:42 AM »
Here is some pics I found at my parents house and thought I'd show my Fanboy side and share...

(that one is for Virex-lax)

Further proof that you, sir, have always displayed a keen fashion-sense when it comes to headwear:




(With the exception of that last one, of course. . .)

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: What's spinning?
« on: November 11, 2003, 11:16 AM »
Starting today off with the little-known Edward Louis Severson the Third, and his band of roving minstrels. . .

The man upstairs is used to all of this f***in' noise/
I'm through with screamin'. . .

EDIT:  Oops!

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Separated at Birth Star Wars Style
« on: November 11, 2003, 12:09 AM »
I think I'm probably best-served by not making a comment on the two above posts at this time.

That said, however, Scott--I still have your address, and if a package reeking of dog waste should arrive at your doorstep later on this week, well, just know that it wasn't me.

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JD Sports Forum! / Re: NFL 2003
« on: November 11, 2003, 12:05 AM »
If I'm missing a joke here, just laugh at me behind my back please, but....

Ohio State is properly titled The Ohio State University.  It is on all their communications, letterhead, etc.  I applied for grad school there.  Seemed like a tad pompous name at the time.  

Yeah, well, you see, where I'm from, there's only one OSU:



And while I'm more of a Sooner fan than a Cowboy fan, I'm certainly not caught up in all of the stuck-up pageantry regarding The Ohio State University Suck-eyes. . .

So, anyway, thanks for filling me in, Morgbug.  Didn't know that was the official terminology.  Doesn't make it any less stupid. . .

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JD Sports Forum! / Re: NFL 2003
« on: November 10, 2003, 09:34 PM »
The Vikings (Robert Smith and Korey Stringer may he RIP) started that back in 1998.  I agree that it is old...the funny thing is when idiots would say...

The New Mexico State University or something equally as asinine

Ah, so there's a history to this gaywad phrase.  Had no idea. . .

So, Ohio State alums have been doing this for five years?  Who're the ad wizards who came up with that one?  (EDIT:  And who in the hell thinks it's still clever?)

Signed,

Virex
The Jedi Defender dot com

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JD Sports Forum! / Re: NFL 2003
« on: November 10, 2003, 09:25 PM »
I don't have much to add here (much bigger fan of college football than of pro), but the next time I hear the asinine phrase "The Ohio State University", from one of those Monday Night Football, talking-head player introductions, I'm going to pull an Elvis and put a bullet through the television.

Shut the **** up.

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Clone Wars '03-'05 / Re: New Ultra Clone shots at JD.com!
« on: November 10, 2003, 12:45 PM »
Wow.  Too nice.

If we don't get a Stormtrooper like that in the next year or two, I'm going to kill somebody.

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