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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Top 5 Hotties
« on: June 14, 2006, 11:26 PM »
How many of you guys actually jerk off while "reading" this thread?

Are you really curious?  Or are you just kind of turning to your colleagues for approval?

 :)

Mostly just wondering if anyone wastes their time in here when there are hot pictures of the Endor wave all over the place...mmmmm.

I'm not worried about you, though, Dressel.  I know you just spank it to your Fantasy Baseball shenaniganzz.

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Pink Floyd
« on: June 14, 2006, 11:23 PM »
My favorite whole album is either Animals or Wish You Were Here, but my favorite song is Sex Dwarf.

Wait, that's my favorite Soft Cell song.

My favorite Pink Floyd song is The Gunner's Dream.  It's a little maudlin, but it still makes me bawl every time I hear it.

Floating Down
Through the Clouds
Memories come rushing
Up to meet me now

But in the space between the heavens
and the corner of some foreign field
I had a dream...
I had a dream

Goodbye Max,
Goodbye Ma
After the service
When you're walking slowly to the car

And the silver in her hair
Shines in the cold November air
You'll hear the tolling bell
And touch the silk in your lapel

And as the teardrops rise
to meet the comfort of the band

You take her frail hand...

And hold on to the dream

(kickass sax solo...yes I said ******* sax solo)

A place to stay
Enough to eat
Somewhere old heroes shuffle safely down the street

Where you can speak out loud
About your doubts and fears
And what's more

No one ever disappears,
You never hear their standard issues kicking in your door

You can relax
On both sides of the tracks
And maniacs
Don't blow holes
In bandsmen by remote control
And everyone has recourse to the law

And no one kills the children anymore.

No one kills the children anymore.

Night after night,
Going 'round and 'round my brain
This dream is driving me insane

In the corner of some foreign field
The gunner sleeps tonight
What's done is done

We cannot just write off his final scene
Take heed of the dream

Take heed.

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Top 5 Hotties
« on: June 14, 2006, 11:04 PM »
How many of you guys actually jerk off while "reading" this thread?

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Rebelscum
« on: June 14, 2006, 10:53 PM »

What the hell is your malfunction?

Uncle Owwenn!  This Deanpaul unit has a bad motivator.

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: 10,000 Days
« on: June 5, 2006, 05:10 AM »
It's a mindblower, all right.  I don't think it's all around as cohesive as either Aenima or Lateralus, but it's a very rich record that gets better with repeat listens.  I think Lateralus is an entirely perfect record, so it's pretty tough to top, but 10,000 Days is better than anything else I've heard since Lateralus came out.

Definite favorites are Wings 1 & 2, Jambi, and Right in Two.

There are parts of the album, though (e.g., various verses from "Vicarious"), that sound a lot more "A Perfect Circle" than Tool, and I don't mean that in a good way.  The music's obviously better, but Maynard seems to be playing similar vocal tricks.  I can't really put my finger on it, but do you know what I mean?

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: What's spinning?
« on: June 5, 2006, 04:49 AM »
Blade Runner Soundtrack - Esper Edition

What's the Esper Edition?  I've got both the orchestral rip-off type version that originally came out, plus the official Vangelis release that came out ten years ago or so, but I've never heard o' this....what is it?

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Gas Prices
« on: April 25, 2006, 02:38 PM »
[totally sarcastic; don't ban me] Way to go Dressel, you ****, you've obviously scared Force Guy off.

****.

Plus these ****** gas prices are Bush's fault.  **** Bush.[/totally sarcastic; don't ban me]


Not cool, dude, not cool.
Only $3.61 for regular in tha' SLC.

That's what you get for punching my munchkin!

Look Dressel.  You crossed the line.  Although I lost the bet about a Kerry '04 victory, you agreed you'd keep the spoils of your victory a secret.  Now every closeted right winger is going to be bugging me for handjobs.

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Infidelity.....what say you?
« on: April 25, 2006, 02:36 PM »
Buddy, that sucks.  I'd like to say it will take time, but my guess is you'll never really get over it.  Just cherish your daughter, and then get your hot ass to Utah for some Sprry75 lovin'.

Mrs. Sprry75 isn't violent; in fact, she'll probably be running the camera.

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Infidelity.....what say you?
« on: April 25, 2006, 11:32 AM »
I finally see another post of a different color in here.

Slothus, it's against my better judgment to say this, but get off you high horse of 20:1 statistics and reread page one. Namely, my reply there.

What makes Ryan's post really interesting is the fact that he once practiced divorce law and heard more cases with intimate details than most of us could imagine.

"I'm not only the I Hate Sprry75 Club president, I'm also a client"


Welcome to the official "I hate Sprry75" fan club, guys.

I've been a member for years. >:(

I hate Sprry75, too.  

Boy, it feels good to finally get that off my chest.

I can say that of the hundreds of divorce cases I worked on, easily more than 50% of them involved pornography, which was then a gateway to infidelity.

There were a couple of cases where marriages broke up because of infidelities where husbands started banging their secretaries or old high school sweethearts or whatever, but the vast majority were dudes who were looking at internet porn and then got into random sex swinging type sites.

Crazy.  Man, I had this one client...whoa.  If it weren't for the attorney client privilege, and the fact that I finally gave him his hard-drive back when the case ended, I'd tell you all a story.  The dude, we'll call him "ScottMattyRob," was into the freakiest **** I have ever seen.  Whoa.

Come to think of it, a big part of the reason I hate Sprry75 so bad is because he chose a profession where I would be exposed to pictures of flabby, pasty dudes dressed up in sundresses sticking their fingers...well, nevermind.

Suffice to say, there's a lot to hate.  A lot.


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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Kevin Smith working on "Clerks" sequel
« on: April 24, 2006, 08:02 PM »
Wow, that's some pretty heavy stuff.


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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Gas Prices
« on: April 24, 2006, 07:42 PM »
[totally sarcastic; don't ban me] Way to go Dressel, you ****, you've obviously scared Force Guy off.

****.

Plus these ****** gas prices are Bush's fault.  **** Bush.[/totally sarcastic; don't ban me]

Only $3.61 for regular in tha' SLC.

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Infidelity.....what say you?
« on: April 24, 2006, 07:38 PM »
In high school, I scammed with my best friend's girl.  That sucked.  Well, I mean, my best friend's girlfriend was totally hot, and it was nice while it was going on, but the repurcussions totally sucked..

In addition to coming out as a high school accessory to cheating and fagging it up with Force Guy, I may as well travel to the very end of the limb and say that I think that the taboo of infidelity makes it interesting, if not intoxicating.  The allure of the forbidden has to be what draws so many people into the snare.

Don't get me wrong; it's clearly a rotten, rotten thing.  Probably the most rotten thing imaginable.  That's what makes it so interesting.

Thinking of it in terms of sheer intensity and passion, I guess I am somewhat infatuated with the dynamics of infidelity and it triggering the "ground zero" of human emotion.  Everthing from the cuckolds that sign up for those wife-swapping videos to the bitterness of betrayal and the suicidal tendencies of those wounded by the act....

I am interested in how one kind of action can produce such a range of emotional responses, and the ways those responses transform interpersonal relationships.

It's powerful stuff, to be sure.

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Infidelity.....what say you?
« on: April 24, 2006, 06:53 PM »
I would also like to welcome Force Guy back, and since I've always loved him, I figure this is the best place for me to offer to commit adultery onmy wife with him.

Whaddaya think, stud?

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Rebelscum
« on: February 15, 2006, 10:21 AM »
Oh yeah.  And name.  Bill Cosby, Deanpaul, Darth Slothus, and name all jumped and beat the **** out of Dave.

Little Mermaid hating douches, the lot of you.

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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Rebelscum
« on: February 15, 2006, 10:01 AM »
For what it's worth, I bear a significant amount of animosity toward Cosby, Deanpaul, and Darth Slothus.

If you ask me, there's no reason for the secrecy and there being a bucket of **** that needs getting to the bottom of.  Fact is, those three douches went to New Yourke, hid somewhere in the Sideshow Collectibles booth, jumped Dave, and beat the **** out of him just so they could sabotoge JD's coverage and then come over here and ruffle everyone's feathers.

Mystery solved, *************.

And for the record, I thought the Little Mermaid collectibles were badass.

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