Oh yeah.  And name.  Bill Cosby, Deanpaul, Darth Slothus, and name all jumped and beat the **** out of Dave.

Little Mermaid hating douches, the lot of you.

Yeah, but you've gotta admit, Rebelscum's Toy Fair coverage is pretty sweet.

Mormons can drink warm beverages outside coffee, though, can't they? I've always known warm Apple Cider to be an absolute favorite.

Yeah, cider and stuff--even herbal "tea"--is okay; it's really just coffee and tea--hot or cold.  Something about tannic acid or something....

Bein' Mormon and all, hot drinks are verbotten.

Being the rebel I am, though, I tried coffee in high school and hated it.  Now at my work where everyone is a coffee fiend and I have to smell it brewing, I still hate it.

I have to admit to an occasional lapse into the pleasure of a soy chai latte, though.  But the last time I did, God punished me by burning my tongue really bad.

Don't tell Deanpaul, though, or he'll narc me out.

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Thhanks, jherk.

I muted the game in the first quarter, and listened to my iPod for the rest of the game.  I don't need to listen to Dan Dierdorf to know what's going on.

When did you get an iPod?

**** the Colts, by the way.  Aside from Rosenhaus's bitch shitbombing the Eagles, the Broncos/Steelers match up for the AFC makes this the best season ever.

Insert Quote
1.Choose a band/artist and answer the following questions about yourself ONLY in titles of their songs:

The Dandy Warhols

2. Are you male or female:

Boys Better

3. Describe yourself:

Cool As Kim Deal

4. How do other people feel about you:

The Creep Out

5. How do you feel about yourself:

Godless

6. Describe your ex boyfriend / girlfriend:

We Used To Be Friends

7. Describe current dating status:

Everyday Should Be A Holiday

8. Describe where you want to be:

Minnesoter

9. Describe how you live:

Nothing (Lifestyle Of A Tortured Artist For Sale)

10. Describe how you love:

Ride

11. What would you ask for if you had just one wish:

All The Money Or The Simple Life Honey

12. Share a few words of Wisdom:

Love Is The New Feel Awful

13. Now say goodbye:

Smoke It

Guys, guys, guys (and Bertha)...I think the important thing to do is ask, How Would Jesus Punctuate?