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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Say, what's your favorite warm beverage?
« on: January 19, 2006, 10:36 PM »
Bein' Mormon and all, hot drinks are verbotten.

Being the rebel I am, though, I tried coffee in high school and hated it.  Now at my work where everyone is a coffee fiend and I have to smell it brewing, I still hate it.

I have to admit to an occasional lapse into the pleasure of a soy chai latte, though.  But the last time I did, God punished me by burning my tongue really bad.

Don't tell Deanpaul, though, or he'll narc me out.

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Rebelscum
« on: January 19, 2006, 10:20 PM »
Two questions:

1. What does "YTMND" stand for?

2. What are the odds that...ah, nevermind.

Just one question.

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Eat at Kevvo's!
« on: January 18, 2006, 09:55 AM »
Thhat's rheally nhot mhy fhault...whhen Ih fhirst rhegistered ohver hhere, yhou hhad tho hhave ah nhumber ohf phosts bhefore yhou chould hhave ahn ahvatar.  Ih jhust nhever bhothered.

Bhut nhow thhat yhou've mhade mhe fheel ihnsecure ahnd uhncomfortable ahbout iht; iht's thaken chare ohf.

Thhanks, jherk.

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Eat at Kevvo's!
« on: January 15, 2006, 07:30 PM »
You mean

Dhead Hhorse?

JD Sports Forum! / Re: NFL 2005-06 (Now with Playoffs!)
« on: January 15, 2006, 07:21 PM »

I muted the game in the first quarter, and listened to my iPod for the rest of the game.  I don't need to listen to Dan Dierdorf to know what's going on.

When did you get an iPod?

**** the Colts, by the way.  Aside from Rosenhaus's bitch shitbombing the Eagles, the Broncos/Steelers match up for the AFC makes this the best season ever.

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Eat at Kevvo's!
« on: January 15, 2006, 01:08 PM »

Whip them out.  All of them.

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Soundtrack to your life:
« on: January 2, 2006, 08:03 PM »
Insert Quote
1.Choose a band/artist and answer the following questions about yourself ONLY in titles of their songs:

The Dandy Warhols

2. Are you male or female:

Boys Better

3. Describe yourself:

Cool As Kim Deal

4. How do other people feel about you:

The Creep Out

5. How do you feel about yourself:


6. Describe your ex boyfriend / girlfriend:

We Used To Be Friends

7. Describe current dating status:

Everyday Should Be A Holiday

8. Describe where you want to be:


9. Describe how you live:

Nothing (Lifestyle Of A Tortured Artist For Sale)

10. Describe how you love:


11. What would you ask for if you had just one wish:

All The Money Or The Simple Life Honey

12. Share a few words of Wisdom:

Love Is The New Feel Awful

13. Now say goodbye:

Smoke It

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Happy Birthday Scott!
« on: January 1, 2006, 08:26 AM »
Happy Birthday!

Guys, guys, guys (and Bertha)...I think the important thing to do is ask, How Would Jesus Punctuate?

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: New(ish) parents this year...
« on: December 15, 2005, 01:00 AM »
Since he's too good to give an update, I'll just chime in as Deanpaul's quasi-adopted bastard stepchild and inform you all that Deanpaul is, in fact, the worst dad ever, and that's all anyone need know about him.

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: King Kong
« on: December 15, 2005, 12:58 AM »
I'm not going to see it, ever.  I am trying to wean myself from [EDIT], and I think that watching King Kong would give me bad thoughts.

Edit:  Holy crap, I had no idea that was a real site.  Sorry, didn't mean to link to hirsute porn.

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: What's spinning?
« on: November 13, 2005, 06:48 PM »
Please tell me you're not disparaging the great Jose Feliciano.  Man, that's a great tune.  In fact, I prefer it to Jim Morrison's moody, melancholic droning.

What I'm shocked about...neither one of you listed:

You have so many relationships in this life,
But only one or two will last.
You go through all the pain and strife,
Then you turn your back and they’re gone so fast.

Oh yeah. they’re gone so fast.

Oh, so hold on to the ones who really care,
In the end they’ll be the only ones there.
When you get old and start losing your hair,
Can you tell me who will still care?
Can you tell me who will still care? oh care.


Mmmbop, ba duba dop ba do bop,
Ba duba dop ba do bop,
Ba duba dop ba do. oh yeah,
Mmmbop ba duba dop ba do bop,
Ba duba dop ba do bop,
Ba duba dop ba do

Oh yeah, in an mmmbop they’re gone. yeah.

Plant a seed, plant a flower,
Plant a rose, you can plant any one of those
Keep planting to find out which one grows.
It’s a secret no one knows.
It’s a secret no one knows.
Oh, no one knows.

Nice, smartass, real nice.

Have you no shame?  I mean, seriously.  That's not a funeral song, it's a baptism hymn.

I originally had a post here, with a bunch of goofy, chintzy-type songs, that (in most cases) would never be played at anyone's funeral.  Here it is, for historical purposes:

"Don't Worry, Be Happy" - Bobby McFerrin
"Walkin' on Sunshine" - Katrina and the Waves
"Ghostbusters" - Ray Parker, Jr.
"Sugar Shack" - (don't know the artist off-hand)
"Back in Time" - Huey Lewis and the News
"Sing" - Marlo Thomas
"Our Lips Are Sealed" - The Go-Go's
"Walk Like an Egyptian" - The Bangles
"I'm Too Sexy" - Right Said Fred
"The Calypso Song" - Harry Belafonte (is that the correct title?)
"Baby Got Back" - Sir Mix-a-Lot
"Misirlou" - Dick Dale
"Everyday" - Buddy Holly
"Girl from Ipanema" - (don't know the artist off-hand)
"Hold My Hand" - Hootie and the Blowfish

I thought it was really funny, and the idea was that if anyone questioned me on it, I could make a joke like I'm dyslexic and confused "funeral" for "real fun" (after all, they are anagrams of each other).

After I posted, I looked back at the first page to see what some of the other replies were, and I'll be a monkey's uncle if Sprry75 didn't already put up something very similar to my list:

I've had this planned out since the first time I took a butterknife to my wrists at age 8 (although it's changed around and gotten some new additions as warranted):

I will have no speakers or eulogies or anything, just my body in an inverted casket, with these songs in this order:

10: The Humpty Dance, by The Digital Underground
9: I Love You, by Sarah McLesbian
8: Ghostbusters, by Ray Parker, Jr.
7: Institutionalized, by Suicidal Tendencies
6: Piece of Crap, by Neil Young
5: Rock is Dead, by Marilyn Manson
4: Dust in the Wind, by Kansas
3: We Are the World, by USA for Africa
2: Good Vibrations, by the Beach Boys
1: **** the Pain Away, by Peaches

Even had one of the exact same songs!  What're the odds?

Now, when I saw his list, I remember reading it back in May, and thought I had forgotten about it, but the idea of a list of inappropriate funeral songs must have manifested itself in my subconscious.

So when I saw it, the first thing I did was rush to delete my list, because the last thing I want to be is unoriginal.

But then I decided that:

A)  I spent too much time thinking of a bunch of goofy-ass songs just to delete them because someone else had a similar idea several months ago


B)  The whole story is interesting enough that it deserves mention.

I guess what I'm really trying to say is, don't do drugs.

Clearly, "Ghostbusters" by Ray Parker Jr. is not a goofy, chintzy-type song.

Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Re: XBox 360
« on: May 20, 2005, 07:04 PM »
I think it's sort of a big deal, again for a space issue.

I plug my consoles into my receiver, so's I can rock out in 5.1 stereo (where available).

With the Xbox 360 doing all the **** it does, I can probably start scrapping some of my components to free up inputs in the back of the receiver without losing any functionality at all.

Plus I still haven't passed Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory or KOTOR II, and I doubt I'll get around to doing either by Christmas.

So if I get the new system, I can clean up the old entertainment center a bit.

And come to think of it, even though I never had a PS1, I have actually purchased PS1 games to play on the PS2--a bunch of Dragon Tales and Mickey Mouse type stuff for my daughter, plus some Castlevania game she played once over at my brother's and fell in love with.

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