A joke that needs to be told in a thread like this:

A convict arrives at a new prison.  The prison chaplain greets him and tells him he will join him over the next few days to help fit him into prison life.  At dinner, they go into the cafeteria.  They sit and eat, with most of the prisoners quietly talking among themselves.

After dinner, one of the prisoneres stands up and shouts "34!".  Everyone starts laughing.  Another stands up and shouts "16!".  Same thing.  The new guy is curious and asks the chaplain what is going on.  The priest says "These guys have been in here so long, and haven't heard any new jokes in such a long time, that they just assigned a number to whatever joke they want to tell.  Saves time."

Oh, thinks the new guy.  Wanting to fit in, but not knowing what jokes are what number, he stands up anyway - "27!" - nothing - dead silence - so he trys again - "27!!!" - nothing.  He sits down.

"What happened?" says the new guy.  The priest just shakes his head and says "Some know how to tell a joke - some don't!"

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

This has got to be the BEST SW that Lego has ever done.  I ONLY HOPE I CAN FIND ONE!!!!! Pics up at Rebelscum... here's one to drool over


to quote Tina Turner... SIMPLY THE BEST!!!!!!!

no-wan.... fantastic job... have been thinking of doing something similar when i start up my dios.

And, its great to see you have your priorities in order, finishing a great diorama shelf BEFORE you finish the basement walls! (lol)  

BTW... any chance of telling us what kind of materials you used?

EDIT>>> For stoops like me, ignore that last question .. thanks for the edit in your original thread starter.

Since we have been debating who is or isn't hot in OCB's thread... I felt we needed to get specific.

Thusly, the thread for those hot in the Science Fiction realm.  Who are your choices?  We will start with the one that got me thinking about it.

Mystique, as portrayed by Rebecca Romaijn Stamos.


EDIT>>>sorry... looks like someone disabled my first link.  Hope the second pic I chose is more appropriate.

I've got a new lust...Petra Verkaik

Holy crap is she hot, kids do not go looking for her pics on the net

Here is one that I could share...



She is older now than when a lot of the pictures were taken...holy smokes!!!

Again, kids don't go looking for Petra Verkaik pics  

I MUST AGREE!!!! KIDS, DO NOT GO LOOKING FOR PICTURES OF PETRA!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!

(huminahuminahuminahuminahuminahumina)

Guilty pleasures, eh?

MOVIES : bad 80s campy musicals.... I can watch Xanadu and Sgt. Peppers any day everyday!

FOOD : fake crab meat.... can't get enough of it!

Carrot Top! What a hottie!!! NOT