of that's true, this movie so blows.
Accelerator suits: Suits that allow the GI Joe squad to run faster, jump super-high, smash through walls, and shrug off bullets.
Nano-bomb: A bomb that Cobra Commander wants to launch. When activated, a swarm of nanites are released that eat all of the buildings and machinery, without harming any of the people.
Neo-Vipers: Super-soldiers enhanced by nanotech, so they can’t feel pain or remorse. A mad scientist, known only as the Doctor, creates these soldiers for Destro, who’s horribly disfigured after a fight with Duke. Destro wears a mask made out of nanotechnology, which allows the Doctor, aka Commander, to control his mind.
Invisibility Armor: Scarlett (Rachel Nichols) wears an invisibility armor, wearing it on missions and for fun. Ripcord (Marlon Wayans) has the hots for Scarlett, who says she’ll date him if he can shoot her on an obstacle course. He fails to do so.
Backstory: A backstory involves a romance between Duke (Tatum) and the evil Baroness (Sienna Miller).
The Joes are suppose to be the best of the best and they need special suits to go fast, through walls or shrug off bullets??? WTF?
Destro wears the mask because he is disfigured?? Not because of tradition (and it's Snakes that wears the mask because of disfiguration.
Invisibility Armor?? 'nuff said.
Romance between Ripcord and Scarlett, not Snakes and Scarlett, not to mention Duke and Baroness?
Talk about creative freedom. Here they can make a blockbuster Marvel hit with Iron Man and if this is what is going to be GI JOE, then it's a sad day in the world.