Either way, Han Bespin and Ice Cream Social Guy don't make the cut.
Actually, ICMG does have Jedi power. He was trained by Plo Koon... haven't you read ICMG's profile?
Here's a snippet
Ice Cream Maker Guy learned his trade from Jedi Master Plo Koon in the late stage of the Galactic Clone Wars.
And also, I think they are joking.