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The World's Last Great Mystery...Solved!!!
« on: November 21, 2003, 03:44 PM »
So...

We have all known Bounty Hunter GNT (nee Gasgano Never Talked, GNT etc etc) for many years now.  He has wrapped himself in an air of amonymity and secrecy not wanting to divulge anything about himself other than that he was from the land "Down Under" Australia

Well, being appointed President of the GNT Fan Club by the big guy himself it has been my goal to find a picture to frame and place over my computer.  I wanted it there to remind me "There's still time to vote" and "ISE" and "I predicted a Animated Clone Wars Yoda" and other nuggets of information that have benifitted posters at SSG, CSW, RS and GH for the last 5 years.

I thought the dream would go unfulfilled...but I finally got that picture...Ladies and Gentleman, I give you GNT

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Now I am sure he'll deny this until the cows come home...but I can say with 100% certainty this is Gregg in all of his glory

Now my question, what is that a sculpture of?
« Last Edit: November 21, 2003, 08:44 PM by OCB »

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Re: The World's Last Great Mystery...Solved!!!
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2003, 03:50 PM »

Now my question, what is that a sculpture of?

It Slices! It Dices!  ;D  Much better!  ;)
« Last Edit: November 21, 2003, 08:44 PM by OCB »

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Re: The World's Last Great Mystery...Solved!!!
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2003, 03:53 PM »
As a new era begins, another one must end:



Goodbye, dear friend. . .

(Now to decide which one's fuglier. . .)   :-[  

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Re: The World's Last Great Mystery...Solved!!!
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2003, 04:13 PM »
but I can say with 100% certainty this is Gregg in all of his glory...

Scott speaks the truth.  I was along for every step of "the investigation", and it IS indeed the one and only GNT!  The probability ratio went from 95% yesterday afternoon, to 100% last night, based on some irrefutable new evidence!  No ifs, and, or buts...   8)

Nice to finally "meet" ya' Gregg!   ;)

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Re: The World's Last Great Mystery...Solved!!!
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2003, 04:34 PM »
You guys are too much,  ::).

I can't wait to see the custom figures of GreggyPoo.
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Re: The World's Last Great Mystery...Solved!!!
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2003, 04:40 PM »
He looks exactly like I pictured him; institutionalized, right down to the wardrobe and Arts & Crafts classroom.

Congrats, Scott.
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Re: The World's Last Great Mystery...Solved!!!
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2003, 04:53 PM »
Is this a joke, or what? I don't really believe it...

Now, should someone post this info at Rebelscum?

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Re: The World's Last Great Mystery...Solved!!!
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2003, 04:55 PM »
Thats...somthing.


I must have missed somthing.

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Re: The World's Last Great Mystery...Solved!!!
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2003, 05:04 PM »
I can't believe you guys tracked him down....

It's nice to finally put a face (besides optimus) to the name.


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Is this a joke, or what? I don't really believe it...

Now, should someone post this info at Rebelscum?

Actually, it was posted at RS last night, has since been edited and/or deleted, which if you think about it....lends further credit to their claims. The Optimus pic was always left alone.  :)
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Re: The World's Last Great Mystery...Solved!!!
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2003, 05:18 PM »
Is he a girl with a fake beard? Kind of reminds me of Charlie's Angels when they dressed up as guys.

Mystery solved, only to raise more questions...

is GNT really a woman...hmmm...
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Re: The World's Last Great Mystery...Solved!!!
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2003, 05:28 PM »
Is he a girl with a fake beard? Kind of reminds me of Charlie's Angels when they dressed up as guys.

Mystery solved, only to raise more questions...

is GNT really a woman...hmmm...

Man, I'm glad you said this, because I was thinking earlier he looks a little "tranny".

Now, I don't have to say it.  Thanks.  

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Re: The World's Last Great Mystery...Solved!!!
« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2003, 05:29 PM »
Holy crap. "Gregg" is a she-male. Gregg's Now Transexual.

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Re: The World's Last Great Mystery...Solved!!!
« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2003, 05:32 PM »
Watch it fellas...Gregg didn't ask for this to be posted and I don't think anyone should be making fun of the way he looks

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Re: The World's Last Great Mystery...Solved!!!
« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2003, 05:34 PM »
Watch it fellas...Gregg didn't ask for this to be posted and I don't think anyone should be making fun of the way he looks

Sorry, man.   :-\

On an unrelated note, is there any kind of a demand for Pat Benatar lookalikes Down Under?


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Re: The World's Last Great Mystery...Solved!!!
« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2003, 05:46 PM »
Jeez you guys, the "Mystery solved" thing was kind of cool (I'm sure everyone was curious to see what GNT actually looks like), but you don't have to rag on him so hard.  I mean, we're Star Wars fans, not supermodels.

Obviously, he's kept his image a secret forever because he wanted it to be a mystery, and now that it's here to behold,  people are just being harsh.

Teasing people is one thing (everyone knows I love a good joke at someone else's expense), but calling them ugly is kind of something else.  I'm sure none of you are runway models either. I know I'm not. But you've all seen my pics, so I don't need to tell you. :)

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