What a great avatar that drinking bird would make. Too bad I'm a dumbass
when it comes to that sort of thing
at all times.
I think I'm going to buy one of those drinking birds off Ebay or something. It's like the Rubik's Cube that I bought last week--doesn't really serve much of a purpose (like this thread, too, natch), but wouldn't it just be nice to own one?
So, while searching for an animated drinking bird thing, I came across this page
, which, in addition to the drinking birds for sale, is also offering the "Donkey Cigarette Dispenser":
"Just push his ears and he awakes from slumber , lifts up his tail, and calmly ejects one cigarette . . .to the amazement and delight of everyone watching. Carries his load of regular size cigarettes on his back. A clever novelty and practical cigarette dispenser. Individually boxed"
Now, I don't know about you fellas, but seeing this made me want to take up smoking, just to be able to pull one of these bad boys out of my pocket the next time a honey asks to bum a smoke. . .