Author Topic: Virex's monthly "Anyone want a free Suncoast DVD coupon?" thread  (Read 5639 times)

Offline Matt

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Re: Virex's monthly "Anyone want a free Suncoast DVD coupon?" thread
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2004, 12:05 AM »
I should not laugh. My mother would spank the sweet jesus out of me.

BTW...do you still hate me?

Honestly (and I mean this in all sincerity), it's probably in everyone's best interest if I don't answer that question.

Bye-bye.

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What a great avatar that drinking bird would make.  Too bad I'm a dumbass when it comes to that sort of thing at all times.

I think I'm going to buy one of those drinking birds off Ebay or something.  It's like the Rubik's Cube that I bought last week--doesn't really serve much of a purpose (like this thread, too, natch), but wouldn't it just be nice to own one?

So, while searching for an animated drinking bird thing, I came across this page, which, in addition to the drinking birds for sale, is also offering the "Donkey Cigarette Dispenser":



"Just push his ears and he awakes from slumber , lifts up his tail, and calmly ejects one cigarette . . .to the amazement and delight of everyone watching. Carries his load of regular size cigarettes on his back. A clever novelty and practical cigarette dispenser. Individually boxed"

Now, I don't know about you fellas, but seeing this made me want to take up smoking, just to be able to pull one of these bad boys out of my pocket the next time a honey asks to bum a smoke. . .


Offline jjks

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If this is Rebelscum can I play the role of Jediknight7600564384351381381357311323511271?

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But this is not Rebelscum, because earlier Matt said "cluster****".

« Last Edit: January 13, 2004, 02:05 AM by JoshEEE »
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This thread just gave me a headache. Is there a point?


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There is a higher purpose for this thread, yes.

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How many different colors do ladybugs come in? You think we could genetically alter them to be... I dunno... Blue and yellow?  ???

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There is a higher purpose for this thread, yes.

And that purpose is. . .  "A valid excuse to finally get rid of Virex".

It's alright, I'm cool with it.

Also, my cat's breath smells like cat food.




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Also, I've changed my name to "Virex Star Wars Luke Skywalker 2015".  The old name, frankly, just wasn't Star Warsy enough.  So now, everyone will know.

The two of you who I'm friends with (or the eighteen of you who I owe money to) may call me "VSWLS2015" for short.

The rest of you can will refer to me as Mr. Virex Star Wars Luke Skywalker 2015.

Thanks and have a nice day.

Offline Diddly

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Well I guess this thread is a "Tribute" to Rebelscum since their boards are "dead"* at the moment.

* = "Currently Reindexing the Forum. Be back soon!"

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Well I guess this thread is a "Tribute" to Rebelscum since their boards are "dead"* at the moment.

* = "Currently Reindexing the Forum. Be back soon!"

This is not. . .  the greatest thread in the world, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember the greatest thread in the world, no.
This is just a tribute.

And the peculiar thing is this, my friends: The thread we read on that fateful night didn't actually seem anything like this thread!

This is just a tribute.

« Last Edit: January 13, 2004, 05:59 PM by Virex Star Wars Luke Skywalker 2015 »

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Well I guess this thread is a "Tribute" to Rebelscum since their boards are "dead"* at the moment.

* = "Currently Reindexing the Forum. Be back soon!"

Wait for it...wait for it..

*name change*

Now, it's Rebelscum.

Offline Diddly

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No, it's not Rebelscum until we get a worthless post from GNT.

"All Peter Jackson does is transfer the books to film, big deal".

NOW it's Rebelscum. :)

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