I've never felt so free.
The restrictions, the confinement, the cloth prison...
I haven't done my laundry in 3 weeks and finally ran out of boxers. So, I'm not wearing any. It's amazing! I feel so liberated.
Can somebody tell me what the purpose of underwear is? After this religious experience of the last few days, I can only conclude that underwear is a man-made prison, much like taxes and office buildings.
Somebody bring me back. Why do we need it?