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Offline Chris

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I've been shat upon
« on: December 17, 2005, 03:13 AM »
Well my friends, today, or last night rather was absolute ****. I ended up smashing my Jeep into a parked car due to black ice, getting caught by my semi-girlfriend with another chick (at a movie) , and then getting my credit card declined for no obvious reason. It can only get better... I think.

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Re: I've been shat upon
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2005, 03:46 AM »
Need some toilet paper?  Or a hose, perhaps?

But look at the bright side, Katmandu finally made an appearance here.  So that should cheer you up a little bit, at least...  ;)

Things could be worse though.  You could've gotten alcohol poisoning on your first night at C3 in Indy earlier this year, and been sent back home to miss all the fun, like this poor guy:

« Last Edit: December 17, 2005, 03:49 AM by JediMAC »

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Re: I've been shat upon
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2005, 08:41 AM »
Food for thought though Chris...

-I'm assuming you weren't hurt in the accident nor was anyone else.  Insurance will cover it and you'll move on and be a better person for the experience...

-Girls come and go...  Then they come again.  I'd be more disappointed in losing out on Christmas gifts possibly, but then again I'm a pig.

-At least you have credit...  :)  And it's just a glitch, **** happens.

Now go out there and be somebody!
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Re: I've been shat upon
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2005, 12:59 PM »
So let me put the positive spin on this:

You went on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride in your jeep, you've got two women on your Player's Card and last but not least, you have so much Star Wars crap that there's no more room on your card for more.

Sounds alright to me!


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Re: I've been shat upon
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2005, 07:41 PM »
I prefer the legendary Ron White's take on it:

"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.  Then find someone who life has given them Vodka.....and have a party!"

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Re: I've been shat upon
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2005, 12:14 AM »
-Girls come ...  Then they come again. 
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That's a myth.
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Re: I've been shat upon
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2005, 12:51 AM »
Well my friends, today, or last night rather was absolute ****. I ended up smashing my Jeep into a parked car due to black ice, getting caught by my semi-girlfriend with another chick (at a movie) , and then getting my credit card declined for no obvious reason. It can only get better... I think.


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Re: I've been shat upon
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2005, 12:51 AM »
-Girls come ...  Then they come again. 
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That's a myth.
It's not a myth... and I really feel for your wife now...  ;)
You are starting to damage my calm.

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Re: I've been shat upon
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2005, 02:41 AM »
Myth it may be, but I like my delusions.
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Re: I've been shat upon
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2005, 10:36 PM »
That's definitely a rough stretch of bad luck, Chris.  It appears your guardian angel was sleeping on the job.