Old Lady #1: When my ex-husband passed away, the insurance company said his policy didn't cover him.Old Lady #2: They didn't have enough money for the funeral.Old Lady #3: It's so hard nowadays, with all the gangs and rap music..Old Lady #1: What about the robots?Old Lady #4: Oh, they're everywhere!Old Lady #1: I don't even know why the scientists make them.Old Lady #2: Darren and I have a policy with Old Glory Insurance, in case we're attacked by robots.Old Lady #1: An insurance policy with a robot plan? Certainly, I'm too old.Old Lady #2: Old Glory covers anyone over the age of 50 against robot attack, regardless of current health. [ cut to Sam Waterston, Compensated Endorser ]Sam Waterson: I'm Sam Waterston, of the popular TV series "Law & Order". As a senior citizen, you're probably aware of the threat robots pose. Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel. Well, now there's a company that offers coverage against the unfortunate event of robot attack, with Old Glory Insurance. Old Glory will cover you with no health check-up or age consideration. [ SUPER: Limitied Benefits First Two Years ] You need to feel safe. And that's harder and harder to do nowadays, because robots may strike at any time. [ show pie chart reading "Cause of Death in Persons Over 50 Years of Age": Heart Disease, 42% - Robots, 58% ] And when they grab you with those metal claws, you can't break free.. because they're made of metal, and robots are strong. Now, for only $4 a month, you can achieve peace of mind in a world full of grime and robots, with Old Glory Insurance. So, don't cower under your afghan any longer. Make a choice. [ SUPER: "WARNING: Persons denying the existence of Robots may be Robots themselves. ] Old Glory Insurance. For when the metal ones decide to come for you - and they will.
Vator passed this story along to me, and it makes me uneasy:Self Aware RobotI think my toaster should just toast, not think too.Kevin
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