Author Topic: Random passages from John Hodgman's book, "The Areas of My Expertise."  (Read 30953 times)

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SEVEN HUNDRED HOBO NAMES

(This being the twenty-first of seventy installments.)

201.  Extra-Skin Dave
202.  Beanbag-Chair Bill
203.  Grant Sharpnails, the Scratcher
204.  Tommy Lice-Comb
205.  "Medicated Shampoo" Jonah Jump
206.  General Woundwort, the Giant Rabbit
207.  Genius L. Cravat, the Gentleman
208.  Giant Bat Wings Roland
209.  Nick Nolte
210.  Salty Salty Friday
"The good news is that all that blood is actually ketchup. The bad news, however, is that all that ketchup is actually blood."

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209.  Nick Nolte

For the win.
He never really got out of that Down and Out in Beverly Hills role did he?
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SEVEN HUNDRED HOBO NAMES

(This being the twenty-second of seventy installments.)

211. Fatman and the Creature (note: there was no creature)
212. Cecelia Graveside
213. Hoosegow Earl French
214. Stymie Stonewrist
215. Roadrunner "Meep Meep" Fabong
216. Bruised-Rib Johansson, the Beefer
217. Joachim Bat-in-Hair
218. Food-Eating Micah
219. Rubbery Dmitry, the Mad Monk
220. Honey Bunches of Donald
"The good news is that all that blood is actually ketchup. The bad news, however, is that all that ketchup is actually blood."

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SEVEN HUNDRED HOBO NAMES

(This being the twenty-third of seventy installments.)

221. Crispy Morton
222. Feminine Forearms Rosengarten
223. Two-Headed Mike Hoover
224. Manny Stillwaggon, the Man with the Handlebar Eyebrows
225. Bean-Hoarder Newt
226. Texas Emil
227. The Moor of Venice
228. Averroes Nix
229. Human Hair Blanket Morris Burnes
230. Canadian Paul Tough
"The good news is that all that blood is actually ketchup. The bad news, however, is that all that ketchup is actually blood."

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I am so looking forward to the thirty-seventh installment of SEVEN HUNDRED HOBO NAMES

I have this sneaky feeling that Hobo Name 363 is going to rock (although it will be hard to top "Sweet Daddy Champagne").

Still waiting...  just 24 installments to go!

Stll waiting...  just 14 installments to go!
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I bet we are going to die of old age before this is done.
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About time for an update, no?
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SEVEN HUNDRED HOBO NAMES

(This being the twenty-fourth of seventy installments.)

231. Crooner Sy
232. Manuel Pants-Too-High
233. Sylvia Patience Hidden-Forks
234. Sung, the Land Pirate
235. Opie, the Boston Bum
236. Hard-Flossing Hope Peak
237. Stingo the Bandana Origami Prodigy
238. Franklin Ape and His Inner Ear Infection
239. Questionable-Judgment Theodore Stomachbrace
240. Thermos H. Christ
"The good news is that all that blood is actually ketchup. The bad news, however, is that all that ketchup is actually blood."

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Whoa, slow down there Matt.  I can hardly take all this in with less than 2 years between updates.

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SEVEN HUNDRED HOBO NAMES

(This being the twenty-fifth of seventy installments.)

241. Sir Mix-a-Lot
242. The Nine Doctor Whos
243. Lord Winston Two-Monocles
244. The Freewheelin' Barry Sin
245. Diego the Spark-Spitter
246. American Citizen Zane Pain
247. Abraham, the Secret Collector of Decorative China
248. Linty Sullivan, the Lint-Collector
249. Socks Monster
250. Ma Churchill
"The good news is that all that blood is actually ketchup. The bad news, however, is that all that ketchup is actually blood."

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Whoa, slow down there Matt.  I can hardly take all this in with less than 2 years between updates.

Well that's attention to detail.