Author Topic: Random passages from John Hodgman's book, "The Areas of My Expertise."  (Read 5947 times)

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SEVEN HUNDRED HOBO NAMES

(This being the twenty-first of seventy installments.)

201.  Extra-Skin Dave
202.  Beanbag-Chair Bill
203.  Grant Sharpnails, the Scratcher
204.  Tommy Lice-Comb
205.  "Medicated Shampoo" Jonah Jump
206.  General Woundwort, the Giant Rabbit
207.  Genius L. Cravat, the Gentleman
208.  Giant Bat Wings Roland
209.  Nick Nolte
210.  Salty Salty Friday

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"Winter is coming."

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209.  Nick Nolte

For the win.
He never really got out of that Down and Out in Beverly Hills role did he?
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SEVEN HUNDRED HOBO NAMES

(This being the twenty-second of seventy installments.)

211. Fatman and the Creature (note: there was no creature)
212. Cecelia Graveside
213. Hoosegow Earl French
214. Stymie Stonewrist
215. Roadrunner "Meep Meep" Fabong
216. Bruised-Rib Johansson, the Beefer
217. Joachim Bat-in-Hair
218. Food-Eating Micah
219. Rubbery Dmitry, the Mad Monk
220. Honey Bunches of Donald

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SEVEN HUNDRED HOBO NAMES

(This being the twenty-third of seventy installments.)

221. Crispy Morton
222. Feminine Forearms Rosengarten
223. Two-Headed Mike Hoover
224. Manny Stillwaggon, the Man with the Handlebar Eyebrows
225. Bean-Hoarder Newt
226. Texas Emil
227. The Moor of Venice
228. Averroes Nix
229. Human Hair Blanket Morris Burnes
230. Canadian Paul Tough

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I am so looking forward to the thirty-seventh installment of SEVEN HUNDRED HOBO NAMES

I have this sneaky feeling that Hobo Name 363 is going to rock (although it will be hard to top "Sweet Daddy Champagne").

Still waiting...  just 24 installments to go!

Stll waiting...  just 14 installments to go!
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