This was a lot more funny before Cory deleted his original post right before it...
Goddamnit. That touchy bastard. Now, to future generations reading this thread, my post isn't gonna have any context, and I'm gonna look like even more of a dickhead than I already am. Get a sense of humor, Cory. Jesus Christ.
Why the two different types of bread though? Sandwhiches vs. toast, or what?
Pretty simple. I prefer white bread for PB&J's, but for ham- and turkey-based sandwhiches, I like the wheat bread.