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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #2011 on: May 16, 2009, 08:25 PM »
Ever wonder what the internet would look like to Helen Keller?

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #2012 on: May 17, 2009, 11:25 PM »

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #2013 on: May 26, 2009, 09:53 AM »

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #2014 on: May 28, 2009, 11:13 AM »

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #2015 on: May 28, 2009, 11:55 AM »
Very innovative.  I know when times get tough and we no longer have extra money to take the kids to Monkey Joes or the movies, we often play a little game I like to call "Annoy the Hell Out of the Grumpy Canadian Guy".  I take the kiddos to a Walmart parking lot and let them pull all of the the buggies out of the corrals and play with them.  Then when they are finished, we scatter the buggies all over the parking lot.  Whoever blocks in the most cars wins!  :-*  (They get bonus points for putting dings in car doors) 

Oh yeah, the winner gets a new Ewok figure.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #2016 on: May 28, 2009, 12:05 PM »
   

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #2019 on: June 8, 2009, 03:18 PM »
So I guess this is the best spot for this.  I was reading wikipedia's entry about Wookiees (not wookieepedia, wikipedia) and it had this line:

"Wookiees have notoriously been known for chain smoking and chronic alcoholism"

 ???

It claims there is a reference, but only links to a Starwars.com article about Wookiees that doesn't mention smoking or alcholism.   Anyone ever heard this before?  Sorry, I'd challenge this on wiki but I've never done that before....

Here's the link, its under the "Behavior" section...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wookiee
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #2020 on: June 9, 2009, 11:55 AM »
Well... it is Wikipedia and all... so....

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #2021 on: June 9, 2009, 12:58 PM »
I guess it lends new meaning to Han's line "What is that wonderful smell you've discovered", to which Leia could have replied "Well, since its a mix of burning hair, wet dog and Pabst, I'm guessing its the Wookiee!"
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #2024 on: June 16, 2009, 03:15 PM »
Legend!  I particularly loved his renditions of the dinosaurs he encountered whilst doing a load of towels. 
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