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Offline Ben

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #675 on: July 18, 2005, 03:27 PM »
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #676 on: July 19, 2005, 04:04 PM »
The Simpsons in Japan.

From the link:
Probably the saddest aspect of these ads is not the blatent commercialism of them completely undermining a large feature of the show, but that the show is primarily recognised by these ads in Japan.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #677 on: July 20, 2005, 04:40 AM »
Skeletor's tribute to Ray Harryhausen.

It's a Japanese language cover of YMCA featuring Skeletor, Hordak, and skeleton warriors.
If you think that's strange, you have to watch it. It's pretty loud, so be cautious of watching it at work.

Watching Hordak and Skeletor boogie like that is priceless.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #678 on: July 20, 2005, 07:59 AM »
Man, I want to see that Maynard video, but all I get is the sound and a white QT screen...why is that?
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #679 on: July 21, 2005, 08:45 PM »
Doesn't really fall under "Stupid ****", but I just discovered the world's coolest emoticon and I had to share it with someone. :P



You can't tell me that isn't cool.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #680 on: July 22, 2005, 05:53 AM »
Worst custom figure ever.

This has to be a joke.  :)
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #681 on: July 22, 2005, 06:56 AM »
Dumb customs are funny...  I like seeing what guys try passing off as great stuff.

I'm not knocking a person's skill either, but that guy's simply trying to make a buck on "junk".  There's no effort there and he's hoping some sap who's a little hard-up for ladies, and gets his boobies from the toy shelf instead of by the handfull, will bid on it...

$30?  Ya gotta be kidding me.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #682 on: July 22, 2005, 08:40 AM »
Quote from: inadvertent imitation on July 22, 2005, 05:53 AM
Worst custom figure ever.

This has to be a joke.  :)

Well now that this auction has been outed, I won't be bidding on it.  :'(   :P
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #683 on: July 22, 2005, 09:14 AM »
Quote from: inadvertent imitation on July 15, 2005, 04:47 AM
I hope we don't have any British visitors reading this thread, because they aren't going to think this is too funny.

Anyway, here goes.

We Are Not Afraid.


Spotted something curious in that link:




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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #684 on: July 24, 2005, 05:11 AM »
Cookie Monster and Martha Stewart.

Cookie Monster is ******' awesome.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #685 on: July 31, 2005, 04:56 AM »
Beautifulpeople.net

Since I hate ************* like this, I sent them a picture of my hairy ass under the name Thomas Cruise. Should they dignify me with a response, I'll post it here.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #686 on: July 31, 2005, 12:37 PM »
Wow.

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What is BeautifulPeople.net?

BeautifulPeople.net is an online community whose purpose is to create relationships, both private and professional, between people who because of their attractive appearance and personal qualities stand out from the majority. And there is something seriously wrong with the majority these days.


  Why BeautifulPeople.net?

BeautifulPeople.net is an elite online members' club, which introduces beautiful people to truly beautiful people. It is a meeting place which is reserved for people, who because of their attractive appearance and personal qualities, stand out from the majority. And there is something seriously wrong with the majority these days.

It is a place where attractive people can mingle and create personal or professional related acquaintances across age, gender, job and social status. With the minority.

The decision to allow you to enter our exclusive club lies with our members; who are given the chance to rate all new applications during a three day rating process. The majority vote is final. Unless you get some plastic surgery, lie about your job, house, life and dog and reapply as someone we would like.

We are proud to be the first online community in which existing members decide whether or not a new applicant should be accepted through our revolutionary rating technology. Once you have uploaded your profile, you will be rated by existing members of the opposite sex over a three day period. They will judge whether your picture and profile are deemed attractive enough to grant you coveted access. After three days, you'll either be told "no, you're dead here worm food", or you'll resurrect into a beautiful butterfly that will be the envy of all the ugly hordes and masses we've told 'no' since we began. 14,185 and counting!

While you are awaiting the rating verdict, you may browse members' profiles and mail them; this might improve your chances of getting accepted. Especially if you tell them how beautiful they are! And that you totally would vote for them if they were new.

You will notice that all the members in BeautifulPeople.net are exactly that: beautiful. And completely out of your league.


  Why BeautifulPeople.net?

The initiative behind BeautifulPeople.net is derived from an individuals increasing need for an easier more focused way of seeking and finding likeminded people of a similar social standing and physical appearance. Country Clubs were once good for this, but now some of them let in people who are not of desirable physical appearance (even when dressed well) and may even be Jewish.

The average on-line user spends most of their time, filtering out and having unsuccessful mail correspondence with people who are far from their ideal match. This is a result of too many online mainstream communities, which target all demographics of people. BeautifulPeople.net being a niche site and catering exclusively to attractive and successful people eliminates this problem. Because everyone remembers how the beautiful and attractive people were able to get along in high school. I mean, like OMG, they were soooo popular! And beautiful! Our site is just like that! Being attractive and successful guarantees you'll sift the undesirables right back to the trailer park where they belong.


  How do I get voted in to BeautifulPeople.net?

The only way a person can obtain membership is by being voted in by existing members of the opposite sex. The result of the vote is final. With the exception of those in Florida and Ohio. However if you do not get voted in the first time round, you may re-submit later with a better profile and picture. If you're willing to cough up more money and not kill yourself when you're REJECTED again. Those in professional counseling are discouraged from applying more than 4 times...

The members either vote for or against the membership of an applicant and the final decision therefore depends on the count of votes. In that way the wishes of the members of BeautifulPeople.net, reflects their expectations in relation to the type of people they want to have on their system. [grouchomarx]I wouldn't belong to any club that would have me as a member.[/grouchomarx]


  BP as a platform high school prom coronation.

As a platform BeautifulPeople is beyond anything seen on-line so far. (Thank God) Beautifulpeople is the first of its kind and leader in its own right. It allows its chosen few to take full control of both the visuals of the site, as well as the format. And whether you personally are cool, or not. Beautiful, or not.

It's clever and easy to use. The Mail, Forum, Profile and Rating windows exist separately, enabling you to place them wherever you want them on the screen. (Clever! No wonder it's a "leader!) A user can view e-mail content, member profiles and photo albums all at the same time.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #687 on: August 3, 2005, 04:17 AM »
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #688 on: August 5, 2005, 04:19 AM »
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #689 on: August 5, 2005, 04:54 AM »
That dude with the Zippo is great.

He preaches about the dangers of lighter fluid and goes and lights his hand on fire.

That's why every moron in America should be banned from using them and given Bics instead. :)
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