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Offline JesseVader08

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #690 on: August 5, 2005, 05:47 AM »
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #691 on: August 5, 2005, 09:32 AM »
Hey!  I like my Zippo lighter.....and I don't even smoke!
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #692 on: August 5, 2005, 12:50 PM »
Queer Eye for the Imperial Guy.

It's on GH's main page now too. :)
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #693 on: August 5, 2005, 01:25 PM »
Quote from: inadvertent imitation on August  5, 2005, 12:50 PM
Queer Eye for the Imperial Guy.

It's on GH's main page now too. :)

This would definitely qualify as "Stupid ****"   ::)
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #694 on: August 5, 2005, 10:44 PM »
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #695 on: August 5, 2005, 11:13 PM »
Hah! That is awesome. ;D
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #696 on: August 6, 2005, 12:00 AM »
Quote from: JesseVader08 on August  5, 2005, 05:47 AM
How long will this marriage last?

Yeah, he's dead.  I think I need to increase my wife's insurance.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #697 on: August 6, 2005, 03:00 AM »
I hope he enjoyed his last round of consentual female sex.

This dude "did the deed" with his wife, and instead of doing that cuddling thing, he gets up to watch sports on TV. She starts nagging, and so he beats her to death with a claw hammer. The article states he struck her about 70 times. You'd think that around 40 blows, he'd think "Oh ****, I've whacked her too much."










Damn, this is morbid. Here I am making light of a grisly murder. See what 47 pages of stupid **** does to a man?
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #698 on: August 7, 2005, 02:02 PM »
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #699 on: August 7, 2005, 02:04 PM »
Quote from: inadvertent imitation on August  6, 2005, 03:00 AM
I hope he enjoyed his last round of consentual female sex.

This dude "did the deed" with his wife, and instead of doing that cuddling thing, he gets up to watch sports on TV. She starts nagging, and so he beats her to death with a claw hammer. The article states he struck her about 70 times. You'd think that around 40 blows, he'd think "Oh ****, I've whacked her too much."


Well, you know, they gotta stop harassing us to cuddle afterwards.  I mean, we sacrifice four minutes of our time to do the deed, and then we gotta miss more ESPN afterwards.  That's just unreasonable.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #700 on: August 7, 2005, 02:18 PM »
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #701 on: August 7, 2005, 02:29 PM »
Quote from: Dressel Rebel on August  7, 2005, 02:04 PM
we sacrifice four minutes of our time to do the deed

Yeah. I would tell everyone you know about that. Yeah. Everyone.

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #703 on: August 8, 2005, 01:09 AM »
I tried to kill him by busting him in the pecker repeatedly, but it didn't work.

I did enjoy killing that little ******, though.  :)
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #704 on: August 8, 2005, 01:23 AM »
Try smacking him really hard in the nuts.  Then try smacking him really hard on the top of the head!  ;D
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