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Offline Ben

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #900 on: December 17, 2005, 04:17 AM »
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #901 on: December 17, 2005, 12:30 PM »
You would have thought he would have included a few more shots of her to "seal the deal". ::)
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #902 on: December 17, 2005, 07:45 PM »
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #903 on: December 17, 2005, 09:06 PM »
Quote from: inadvertent imitation on December 17, 2005, 04:17 AM
Intarweb bartering at its finest.

Butterface.  ;D

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #904 on: December 19, 2005, 07:06 PM »
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,175683,00.html

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Mom, I Don't Think This Is 'Chicken Little'

A large group of kids trying to see Disney's G-rated "Chicken Little" at Time Square's AMC Empire 25 theater with their parents were mistakenly shown a foreign film opening with a boy killing himself, according the New York Daily News.

"It's pandemonium," 30-year-old parent Joshua Gallo told the Daily News as he rushed away with his 5-year-old son and 1-year-old daughter.

"The kids are crying," he told the paper. "The mothers are screaming for the managers to stop the film."

The bedlam ensued after the 8:45 p.m. screening was kicked off by a young boy hang himself from a tree as the horrified children looked on.

Stunned theater employees turned off the Spanish drama "Andrea" after five minutes and finally got "Chicken Little" playing.

Don't worry about the kids, though. The theater made everything OK by offering all of the moviegoers free-movie coupons.

Am I a horrible person for thinking that's funny? :-\
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #905 on: December 19, 2005, 08:03 PM »
Quote from: Valin Kenobi on December 19, 2005, 07:06 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,175683,00.html

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Mom, I Don't Think This Is 'Chicken Little'

A large group of kids trying to see Disney's G-rated "Chicken Little" at Time Square's AMC Empire 25 theater with their parents were mistakenly shown a foreign film opening with a boy killing himself, according the New York Daily News.

"It's pandemonium," 30-year-old parent Joshua Gallo told the Daily News as he rushed away with his 5-year-old son and 1-year-old daughter.

"The kids are crying," he told the paper. "The mothers are screaming for the managers to stop the film."

The bedlam ensued after the 8:45 p.m. screening was kicked off by a young boy hang himself from a tree as the horrified children looked on.

Stunned theater employees turned off the Spanish drama "Andrea" after five minutes and finally got "Chicken Little" playing.

Don't worry about the kids, though. The theater made everything OK by offering all of the moviegoers free-movie coupons.

Am I a horrible person for thinking that's funny? :-\

If your a horrible person for thinking thats funny, then i'm just plain evil.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #906 on: December 20, 2005, 12:19 AM »
Count me in on the evilness.  ;D
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #907 on: December 20, 2005, 07:21 PM »
Yea if tou think you are a "bad person" for thinking thats funny well I 'm the devil.How the heck did they get that mistaken?And as a sorry they gave them a free pass?????Sooo sad.(yet funny)
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #908 on: December 20, 2005, 07:45 PM »
Quote from: inadvertent imitation on December 20, 2005, 12:19 AM
Count me in on the evilness. ;D

Hehe.

Quote from: NoMercyJoe on December 20, 2005, 07:21 PM
How the heck did they get that mistaken?

I would suspect that the other movie had shown immediately before this, and someone forgot to switch the film reels over to Chicken Little.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #909 on: December 22, 2005, 07:11 PM »
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #910 on: December 23, 2005, 10:43 AM »
OHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!

WARN SOMEBODY!! FOR GOD'S SAKE, WARN SOMEBODY BEFORE THEY CLICK THAT LINK!!!!!!

OHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #911 on: December 28, 2005, 03:55 AM »
Merry Christmas, you little chicken****.

A photo gallery of kids that are scared of Santa Claus.

Enjoy.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #912 on: December 28, 2005, 10:58 AM »
Quote from: inadvertent imitation on December 28, 2005, 03:55 AM
Merry Christmas, you little chicken****.

A photo gallery of kids that are scared of Santa Claus.

Enjoy.

This girl looks like she's going to clock Santa with her candy cane.  ;D

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #913 on: December 28, 2005, 12:40 PM »
Quote from: inadvertent imitation on December 28, 2005, 03:55 AM
Merry Christmas, you little chicken****.

A photo gallery of kids that are scared of Santa Claus.

I think they forgot one.  May I present my son Justin -- age 15 months -- Christmas 2002:

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #914 on: December 28, 2005, 12:41 PM »
Damn!  I tried everything to make that picture smaller -- but nothing seemed to work -- sorry :-[
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