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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1337 on: October 28, 2006, 12:01 PM »
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1338 on: October 28, 2006, 12:08 PM »

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1339 on: October 28, 2006, 12:09 PM »
KAY-BEE STANDARD RESPONSE:  "All we have is 1990's 'Robocop' toys."
WHICH MEANS:  "Holy ******* ****, please shoot m

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1340 on: October 28, 2006, 03:49 PM »



Shut!  Up!.

LMFAO.


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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1341 on: October 28, 2006, 05:22 PM »
Dead ringer for Michael Stipe...that thing is eerie :P

I also notice Peter Billingsley is not a celebrity choice


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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1342 on: October 28, 2006, 05:50 PM »
Connery and Malfoy?  Awesome!  :P

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1343 on: October 28, 2006, 09:31 PM »
Dead ringer for Michael Stipe...that thing is eerie :P



It's true.   One time Stipes - or Stip-o-rama, as those of us in his circle of friends call him - couldn't perform at a concert because he ate a bad chimichanga, so he asked me to stand in for him.  No one ever noticed a thing.

That's the night that I improvised and wrote the entire song "End of the World As We Know It" right off the top of my head while jamming with the band on stage.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1344 on: October 28, 2006, 10:58 PM »
I got Fredrik Ljungberg (71%), Penelope Cruz (66%), Vladimir Lenin (57%). Ain't that a bitch? A soccer player, an actress, and a communist revolutionary.

And with a particuarly unflattering picture, I got...

Pinina Rosenblum (67%), Andre Malraux (58%), Rolad Amundsen (57%), John Belushi (54%), and Sigmund Freud (52%)

...Never thought I'd see John Belushi and Vladimir Lenin associated somehow.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1345 on: October 29, 2006, 01:45 AM »
Oh man, I've just wasted almost a full HOUR combing through this thread and visiting some of the crazy links people have posted.  Great stuff!  Had tons of fun with that voice synthesizer gal, in a couple of different languages, sent the Mr. a Monk-E-Mail, and tried the MyHeritage Celebrity thingamajig (my top two matches are Albert Camus and DeForrest Kelley).  Drooled over the incredibly cute tampon ghostie with googly eyes.  Must admit I'm still unable to figure out that Weebl animation, however.   :)

And now, if I may add to the list...
Cover Letters From Hell

The title's pretty self-explanatory.  Apparently these are all from real, live cover letters that people have sent to this company.  After some of the outrageousness that people have been posting here, it may seem a bit pedestrian, but nevertheless I found it good for several substantial laffs, and I hope y'all will find it so, too. 

... the Findswoman

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1346 on: October 29, 2006, 11:29 PM »
I was registering at MyHeritage and someone had already taken the handle "Gonad."   :o  Go figure.

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1347 on: November 4, 2006, 04:38 PM »
This is the way.


I have spoken.

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1349 on: November 6, 2006, 10:12 AM »
You know....there's stupid ****, and there's Stupid.  ****.
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