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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1440 on: January 3, 2007, 09:09 PM »

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1441 on: January 4, 2007, 12:30 AM »
Old Trick....still pretty neat when you see it the first time.

Not a trick, but some interesting information.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1443 on: January 4, 2007, 11:02 AM »
Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

I find this Patrick Stewart clip much funnier.

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1444 on: January 5, 2007, 01:30 AM »
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1445 on: January 5, 2007, 01:32 AM »
"Fine beef" (July 2004)
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1446 on: January 5, 2007, 01:34 AM »
Drinking and shotguns in the pants don't mix (July 2004)

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SHEFFIELD, England - A man who shot himself in the groin after drinking 15 pints of beer and stuffing a sawed-off shotgun down his trousers was jailed for five years Tuesday for illegal possession of a firearm.

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Judge Robert Moore said recent legislation regarding banned weapons meant he had to impose the statutory five-year minimum sentence.

"The shooting of yourself is plainly an exceptional circumstance which is capable of reducing the sentence," Moore said. "But in this case, I am quite certain, it does not justify reducing it below the statutory minimum."

As if shooting yourself in the man-bits isn't sufficient punishment by itself.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1447 on: January 5, 2007, 01:53 AM »
Shoot the Crazy Frog minigame

So far I've made it to 79, with the help of some nice bounces.

Still not as good as the Kitten Cannon, though.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1448 on: January 5, 2007, 04:11 AM »
The Pants Whisperer

Anyone else have a ************ of a time with the buffering on that site?
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1449 on: January 6, 2007, 10:35 PM »
This is what happens when you invade Wakanda

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1450 on: January 7, 2007, 01:34 PM »
Not **** per se , but interesting none the less.....

Type "telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl" in the run command.

You will be treated to Star Wars in ASCII animation. ;D

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1451 on: January 7, 2007, 09:12 PM »
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1452 on: January 9, 2007, 12:57 AM »
Spiders on Drugs - classic Canadian documentary.  8)

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1453 on: January 9, 2007, 01:15 AM »
Classic!

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1454 on: January 9, 2007, 05:07 AM »
Ever wanted to slay saber-wielding Boy Scouts by the dozens? Me neither, but here it is anyway.

Surprisingly entertaining. My high score thus far is 1520.

(Make sure to hit Play Full Screen at the bottom.)
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