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Offline stormie

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1650 on: August 24, 2007, 04:00 PM »
That must suck.
standing by the Lake of Gennesaret
walking along the Sea of Galilee

Cancer, indeed, sucks.

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1651 on: August 24, 2007, 05:29 PM »
Old Hoover Slogan:  It beats as it sweeps as it cleans.

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1652 on: August 30, 2007, 10:39 PM »
don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1653 on: August 31, 2007, 04:53 PM »
The Simpsons Star Wars



That's sweet. Wish there was a way to download from youtube...
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1654 on: September 1, 2007, 09:24 AM »
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That's sweet. Wish there was a way to download from youtube...

Ask and ye shall receive.

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1655 on: September 3, 2007, 08:56 AM »

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1656 on: September 3, 2007, 10:49 PM »
don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1657 on: September 4, 2007, 05:11 PM »
those kids end up in college not much improved, unfortunately.

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1658 on: September 4, 2007, 08:28 PM »
.........................................I'm speechless.......................that kid........................ ::)

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1659 on: September 4, 2007, 09:45 PM »
Now wait guys, I think he's on to something...

 ;)

J/K. That paper is really a hilarious read. I wonder what grade he got.  ::)

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Koalas have sharp claws but they are weak. They all small
and fat and they be climing trees. I hope a storm just come
while theyjust chilling up in the tree thinking they is hard and
they're will all just fall off. They just break they neck and
****. When they fall they claws are going to fall off and they
going to be crying like some little bitches.

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If they all die there will be more room for
the panthers and all the other hard animals. Koalas are weak a
pit will get rid of their whole ******* family. That's why I
don't like koalas.

And my favorite quote of all...

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They try to be in the ******* kangaroo family. They weak
as hell, talking bout they got a pouch a kangaroo so they their
cousins and ****. Kangaroo's have some big ass legs and whot do
a koala got? Some little ass legs, they tails is little and weak
as **** kangaroo's got a big ass long tail that can kill a
******* koala.




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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1660 on: September 5, 2007, 11:13 AM »
As a former high school English teacher myself, this one remains my all time favorite. 





I taught kids like this....if they'd put half the effort that they put into failing splendidly, they would have had straight A's.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1661 on: September 6, 2007, 09:31 AM »
Batman loves Jesus.

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1662 on: September 6, 2007, 03:52 PM »



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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1663 on: September 7, 2007, 01:36 AM »
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don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1664 on: September 7, 2007, 04:11 PM »