Now wait guys, I think he's on to something...
J/K. That paper is really a hilarious read. I wonder what grade he got.
Try these boots on for size...
Koalas have sharp claws but they are weak. They all small
and fat and they be climing trees. I hope a storm just come
while theyjust chilling up in the tree thinking they is hard and
they're will all just fall off. They just break they neck and
****. When they fall they claws are going to fall off and they
going to be crying like some little bitches.
If they all die there will be more room for
the panthers and all the other hard animals. Koalas are weak a
pit will get rid of their whole ******* family. That's why I
don't like koalas.
And my favorite quote of all...
They try to be in the ******* kangaroo family. They weak
as hell, talking bout they got a pouch a kangaroo so they their
cousins and ****. Kangaroo's have some big ass legs and whot do
a koala got? Some little ass legs, they tails is little and weak
as **** kangaroo's got a big ass long tail that can kill a