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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1860 on: August 12, 2008, 10:23 PM »
Thanks Dale!  It still cracks me up!
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1861 on: August 12, 2008, 10:39 PM »
You got to hand it to the guy in the wookiee outfit. It's got to be over 100 degrees at WDW and he's wearing an ape suit dancing up a storm!
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« Reply #1862 on: August 14, 2008, 10:49 AM »
A lot of times character/mascots will wear ice gel pack vests to keep cool.  I'm sure Disney uses something like that.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1863 on: August 15, 2008, 03:00 AM »
Georgians say they have proof of Bigfoot

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I predict that Rick Astley will pop out of the freezer singing "Never Gonna Give You Up."

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« Reply #1864 on: August 15, 2008, 08:58 AM »
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« Reply #1865 on: August 15, 2008, 11:27 AM »
So they ran over him with their truck? I'm sure if they didn't have the ice cooler, they would have strapped him to the front of the truck.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1866 on: August 15, 2008, 12:13 PM »
One the right in small print Bush Says "We won't stand for Russia Bullying".
On the left in LARGE print the KGB has forced George Lucas to tell the US to "Give Up"!




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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1868 on: August 18, 2008, 01:15 PM »
I like the part about the body is a fairly common bigfoot costume and the guys that found the body are a police officer on disability for shooting himself in the hand and a Las Vegas grifter. By the way, they are charging to see more pictures and won't let real sciencists examine the body.

Why do people do stupid things like this?
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1869 on: August 18, 2008, 03:46 PM »
I Not Come Work Today!

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, 'Hey, boss I no come work today, I weally sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try.

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: 'Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house.'
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« Reply #1870 on: August 18, 2008, 04:05 PM »
old joke, but i'm confused as to why it's necessary to use such a ridiculous asian stereotype to tell it in this instance?
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1871 on: August 18, 2008, 04:19 PM »
because bigotry makes everything funnier.

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1872 on: August 19, 2008, 01:38 PM »
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
>> mothers and their small children.
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>> 'You all have obsessions,' he observed.
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>> To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating.
>> You've even named your daughter Candy.'
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>> He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money.
>> Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'
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>> He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol.
>> This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.'
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>> At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her
>> little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick, we're leaving.
>> Your brothers Peter and Willy are waiting for us.''
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1873 on: August 19, 2008, 01:50 PM »
old joke, but i'm confused as to why it's necessary to use such a ridiculous asian stereotype to tell it in this instance?

sorry first time I'd heard it, as far as the stereotype it's a joke if there isn't a ridiculous stereotypical white, black, hispanic, asian whatever the joke just wouldn't be as funny.  If it was a mexican with the speedy Gonzalez accent would that have been funnier, or some honkey white, Ned Flannders, type of guy.  That's why it's "Stupid **** From The Internet"  If you can't laugh at yourself then who can you laugh at.  I personally love it when white people are made fun it just makes it that much better cause I can relate to the joke, that's why you gotta love Dave Chapel best ever at making fun of white people.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1874 on: August 20, 2008, 03:34 AM »