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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #120 on: August 19, 2004, 11:07 PM »
http://shop.store.yahoo.com/brandsonsale-store/51104-costumes.html

This makes baby Jesus cry. :'(

Oh man that is SOOOO wrong. But you can tell that kid in the cheetah striped jacket is preparing for his life as a john. The Godfather was right when he said, pimping ain't easy!

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #122 on: August 20, 2004, 08:53 AM »
JESUS CHRIST SUPER STORE

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #123 on: August 20, 2004, 09:02 AM »


dude... that is just ****** up right there...

i see a new avatar coming soon  :D

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #124 on: August 20, 2004, 09:31 AM »
Is that He-Man Luke's Head?

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #125 on: August 20, 2004, 09:29 PM »
I believe that's He-Man luke entirely with heavy modding.

Nice packaging...  I mean, seriously, that's creatively nice packaging. 
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #126 on: August 21, 2004, 03:44 AM »
See Luke IS The Chosen One!!!!

To hell with Anakin/Vader, Luke's the bomb yo!

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #127 on: August 21, 2004, 04:00 AM »
Luke in Messiah disguise.  One more way for Hasbro to put a Luke on the pegs?  Or simply Hasbro writing a ticket to hell?
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #128 on: August 21, 2004, 04:09 AM »
Surely, the Buddha figure, "One who has achieved perfection" and
includes Fighting Staff of Meditation, Magnum 66 automatic Nirvana pistol
and the Invincible Holy Orange Cape of Enlightenment, didn't sail right over people's heads, did it? GENIUS!



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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #129 on: August 21, 2004, 05:22 AM »
Buddha didn't acheive PERFECTION, just enlightenment.  Sheesh, dude needs to pick up an Introduction to World Religions book sometime.   ::)

 :P

Seriously, I like his softgoods cloak.  Nice.  Some will complain that sculpted cloaks look better, but I doubt Buddha would agree.

I'm wagering Malakili here but...  Wow, that's surprisingly good fatguy in a diaper sculpting.

Wish I had a set for fodder or to have them hang out at the Cantina.  That legit Christian toy line out (produced down in Pittsburgh actually) are like more in the 5" scale.  Blah.

I want my Christ to stand toe-to-toe with Wuher and Blue Snaggletooth.  And to knock a whiney bitch Luke across the table before he cuts Obi-Wan down in a mad, drunken rage.

Then he and the super holy friends ride away on swoops, raising hell and spreading the good words of their respective religions as they ride out of town...

Yeah, a bit overactive imagination on that, but they'd look good filling out the Cantina.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #130 on: August 21, 2004, 12:22 PM »
Mommy, I can see the fat man's underwear. :o
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #131 on: August 21, 2004, 04:47 PM »
don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #132 on: August 22, 2004, 08:30 PM »
Buddha didn't acheive PERFECTION, just enlightenment.  Sheesh, dude needs to pick up an Introduction to World Religions book sometime.   ::)

 :P

Seriously, I like his softgoods cloak.  Nice.  Some will complain that sculpted cloaks look better, but I doubt Buddha would agree.

I'm wagering Malakili here but...  Wow, that's surprisingly good fatguy in a diaper sculpting.

Wish I had a set for fodder or to have them hang out at the Cantina.  That legit Christian toy line out (produced down in Pittsburgh actually) are like more in the 5" scale.  Blah.

I want my Christ to stand toe-to-toe with Wuher and Blue Snaggletooth.  And to knock a whiney bitch Luke across the table before he cuts Obi-Wan down in a mad, drunken rage.

Then he and the super holy friends ride away on swoops, raising hell and spreading the good words of their respective religions as they ride out of town...

Yeah, a bit overactive imagination on that, but they'd look good filling out the Cantina.

the head definitely looks like malakili and the torso/legs may be as well. the arms are definitely POTF2 Dagobah Luke. Not the first bootleg toyline I've seen use those arms for their figures.

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #133 on: August 23, 2004, 06:16 PM »

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #134 on: August 23, 2004, 09:52 PM »
I've now heard the word 'gonads' enough times that now it's lost all meaning.

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