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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #270 on: December 24, 2004, 06:55 PM »
The lows keep getting lower.

When in doubt, sue.  It's always someone else's fault.   >:(

Walmart Should have known she was ill? Or tried to find out?


Oh excuse me Mr. Zbierski...we think you might be mentally ill...we can't sell you this Star Wars figure until we check.




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« Reply #271 on: December 25, 2004, 11:41 PM »
That's right, it's the holiday season once more, and it's time to look deep into our hearts and give charitably to help overcome the problems faced by the world. I don't know about you, but I personally can't think of anything more important to discuss than chronic llama manipulation and active obfuscation (LMAO).

Every year, countless evildoers spend their nights convincing llama's worldwide - in zoos, farms, and in their natural habitats, to move behind trees and shrubs, hiding themselves from the eyes of humans who would pet them or maybe feed them a lump of sugar. This ongoing obfuscation of the worldwide llama population has only increased over the years. Dr. Stan Berenstain, a renowned professor of sociology at the University of Toronto (UofT) says it's possible that "as much of 85% of the llamas in the world have been the victim of acts of LMAO, and governments refuse to properly fund the organizations that uncover them."

The results of LMAO are obviously terrifying. Petting zoo stables lie dormant. Groups like the Llanguage Rellation and Rehabillitation Llobby have had their efforts to have the letter "ll" introduced into the english language become totally redundant. But worse than the disappearance of the llamas is their reappearance. Reports of llama's being found in hiding spots all over the world have been taking the news media by storm. Stuart Knockwood of Bangor, Maine, woke one morning and found three llama's hiding in his shower. An anonymous French citizen contacted the local authority when he found a llama hiding in the back of his silverware drawer. Pepsi Co. has has to recall millions of soft drink bottles after numourous customers found llama's huddling at the bottom of a plastic bottle.

"In the pre-9/11 world, LMAO was something we didn't have to worry about" says Berenstain, "but now we can't afford to be naive. It's time for us to track down these llama manipulators and make them pay, to bring freedom to the obfuscated llama's, and lead by example the rest of the world."
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #272 on: December 26, 2004, 12:01 AM »
 :'(

wow man i never knew the llamas had it so bad. i mean yeah sure several have been known to be in the control of michael jackson and that is certainly bad, but damn the whole llama species is in big trouble.

i know what can save them though!! hungry hungry hippos!!!  :D

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #274 on: December 26, 2004, 04:59 AM »
I want to believe this is a joke, but...

http://www.rentamidget.com/
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #275 on: December 27, 2004, 05:57 PM »
Don't curse in your signature.

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #276 on: December 27, 2004, 08:28 PM »
I want to believe this is a joke, but...

http://www.rentamidget.com/

Even though I seldom reply to crap you find on the internet, I love all of it. Please keep sharing your good work. I'm serious.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #277 on: December 28, 2004, 04:15 AM »
Thank you kindly, sir.  :)

Now, for more:
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« Reply #278 on: December 28, 2004, 10:26 AM »
No, thank you.

It missed me as Mork, but got me as Beckett (the second time through as Beckett anyway)...

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #279 on: December 28, 2004, 11:04 AM »
I must be pretty lame...

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #280 on: December 28, 2004, 11:14 AM »
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Congratulations, you stumped me! It certainly seemed that you were Wilson from Home Improvement, but if you say you weren't, I guess I have to believe you. Not that I'm happy about it. In fact, you've ruined my whole day. But I'll get you next time!

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #281 on: December 28, 2004, 11:20 AM »
It nailed me as Mindy from Mork & Mindy, Arnold from D'ffrent Strokes, Enos from Dukes of Hazzard and a couple of Star Trek Captains.

And the one I didn't expect:

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I win again! You are player number 27 to have chosen C-3PO from Star Wars: Droids. I knew you were C-3PO from Star Wars: Droids from the start, but I strung you along for a while to make it seem more sporting. I hope that one day you will overcome the powerful sense of humiliation that you now feel. Until then, good luck.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #282 on: December 28, 2004, 04:59 PM »
« Last Edit: December 28, 2004, 05:01 PM by Bob Crane »
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #283 on: December 29, 2004, 12:30 AM »
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This thing is goooood.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #284 on: December 29, 2004, 12:41 AM »
I like the grammar!    ;D

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