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Offline Ben

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #315 on: January 7, 2005, 04:48 AM »
**** Iraq. This is some serious **** here, man.

I wonder if this can be debated here. Please?

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #316 on: January 9, 2005, 11:25 PM »
OK, this is an oldie but a goodie, at least IMO. If you've never seen it, take a look and spend a few minutes reading through some of these - you'll get hooked, just like I was. If you've seen it before, just take a few moments and "relive" it  ;D

The chronicles of George
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #317 on: January 11, 2005, 01:07 AM »
Stupid ****, and on the net but more aptly titled "Stupid **** From North Korea" tonight I guess...

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/afp/20050109/lf_afp/afplifestylenkorea_050109183921

Were they turning into San Fancisco or something?  They're suddenly sick of "dirty hippies". :)  Guess that whole "Try to feed your people" thing can take a back seat for a while.

I just found this article very funny.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #318 on: January 11, 2005, 02:29 AM »
Well, I guess in North Korea, I'd be an enemy of the state.

Down with crew cuts! Up with 'untidy' appearance!
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #319 on: January 11, 2005, 02:36 AM »
Oh, ****. I just reread this part:

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But another serious reason came from state radio which said tidy attire "is important in repelling the enemies' maneuvers to infiltrate corrupt capitalist ideas and lifestyle" in North Korea.

So, are these commie pinkos preparing for war or something? Buncha twats.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #320 on: January 11, 2005, 03:12 AM »
Big Brother is watching YOU.

But he's not watching me, since this doesn't yet cover Iowa.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #321 on: January 11, 2005, 03:20 AM »
I liked how they basically said long hair could make you dumb.

While one could agree if they know many dumb long-haired people, the whole article just made me laugh with its absurdity.  I mean, they honestly said,

 "consumes a great deal of nutrition" and could thus rob the brain of energy

That's why I keeps my hair nice and short.  It's brain food baby!  Hair is the glutton of the body.  Using up all my valuable stored energy.

God damn hair.  May go shave my head now. 

Thank you North Korea, for yet another laugh.

BTW who's going to tell Capt. Supercuts here to get his hair cut?  I mean, the "Don King" went out a long time ago...  if it was ever in.

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #322 on: January 11, 2005, 03:25 AM »
I heard he's got small-man syndrome, so he wears shoes with lifts and grows his hair tall for extra inchage.

******* headcase like that sitting on nuclear power. It's evolution, baby.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #323 on: January 11, 2005, 05:06 AM »
Yeah I'd heard that too...  Forget where I saw that...  Probably the history channel or something.

He looks like he's fun though.  Kinda reminds me of a demented William Hung.  Like William Hung on meth or something.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #324 on: January 11, 2005, 09:20 AM »
That pic just makes "Team America" ten times funnier now  ;D
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #325 on: January 11, 2005, 09:33 AM »
Quote from: Jesse James on January 11, 2005, 03:20 AM


Quote from: jokabofe on January 11, 2005, 09:20 AM
That pic just makes "Team America" ten times funnier now ;D



Hell Yeah!   ;D
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #326 on: January 11, 2005, 06:10 PM »
Quote from: DSJ™ on January 11, 2005, 09:33 AM
Hell Yeah!   ;D

I think you mean **** Yeah!  ;)
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #327 on: January 11, 2005, 06:16 PM »
Coming again to save the ************* day, yeah?
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #328 on: January 12, 2005, 04:09 AM »
Man, I really need to see Team America so I'd have a ******* clue as to what you guys are talking about.  :D

Anyway, your monitor's dirty.



PS. Little bit of sound here. Might not be safe for work.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #329 on: January 13, 2005, 03:28 AM »
The Best Reason Yet to get rich.

It's currently at $4,500.

******' wow. Just... wow.
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