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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #135 on: April 18, 2006, 03:41 PM »
No no, I'm talking pivotal sites like StarWhores.com, StarWarsFansAndWomen.com, and StarSausage.com.  That's the kind of support we need to pull this off.

Should I be offended? ???


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Sorry Tracy, we didn't mean to make you feel inferior about your StarSausage.com website.  :P

Well Jesse, it wouldn't be what it is today if you weren't our "GNT" in the forums there.......... ;D
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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #136 on: April 18, 2006, 03:41 PM »
HA! StarSausage - that's hilarious  :D
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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #137 on: April 18, 2006, 03:46 PM »
Well Jesse, it wouldn't be what it is today if you weren't our "GNT" in the forums there.......... ;D

Damn right.  I put the Sausage in StarSausage.  8)

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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #138 on: April 18, 2006, 03:59 PM »
Well Jesse, it wouldn't be what it is today if you weren't our "GNT" in the forums there.......... ;D

Damn right.  I put the Sausage in StarSausage.  8)


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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #139 on: April 18, 2006, 04:40 PM »
  Gone are the days when they would go around their neighborhood with a wagon.  Now, one mom takes her kids to Safeway to stand outside (both doors) peppering customers with sales pitches.

Hey now. >:(  I'll have you know my kid walked for two hours selling cookies and she did a damn fine job of it. 

I think that whole subcontext of this thread shows what a huge problem we have.  The whole notion of selling cookies is to raise some money and to primarily teach the kids the meaning of hard work and that there's some rejection involved in what you do.  All those things you listed are a joke, the kid is doing nothing and learning nothing.  The parents are living vicariously through their kids and are pretty much pathetic, IMO.  I've no problem with people selling a couple of boxes for their kids to help out AFTER they've made some rounds on their own, just so they can help sell off the minimum the kids are tasked with.  But hanging out at Ferry docks to hawk Girl Guide cookies?  How meaningless is your life? ::)

And if all elections have come down to is who has the most money, well, then I guess we really all are pretty damn stupid. [/soapbox]

Oh yeah, 139 memberships to Hyperspace sold in total via this little stunt?  Wow, Star Wars is in great shape, ain't it?

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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #140 on: April 18, 2006, 04:51 PM »
The fan club is hurting, they know it, as do we.

The problem (they must not realize it) is that nobody wants to pay an extra $20 for the online bull****.

We just want the magazine for $20 a year - and even that is a stretch.


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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #141 on: April 18, 2006, 11:56 PM »
Oh yeah, 139 memberships to Hyperspace sold in total via this little stunt?  Wow, Star Wars is in great shape, ain't it?

But, but, but.... Star Wars is FOREVER!!!

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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #142 on: April 19, 2006, 03:51 PM »
:'(

Even if you don't win the presidency, Jeff, you're still going to win something: Your very own Rayrob t-shirt!

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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #143 on: April 19, 2006, 04:25 PM »
Awesome! 

All the hard work, blood, sweat, and tears I have poured into this contest will get me something at least...
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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #144 on: April 19, 2006, 04:25 PM »
:'(

Even if you don't win the presidency, Jeff, you're still going to win something: Your very own Rayrob t-shirt!

I forgot about that...since they aren't going to be available for purchase, looks like they will be making a whopping 4 t-shirts.  :P
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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #145 on: April 20, 2006, 12:17 AM »
You need to wear it to show what a "Fun" guy you are.
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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #146 on: April 20, 2006, 12:25 AM »
Maybe Rayrob can make a one of a kind version and then try to have his wife sell it to you on eBay

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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #147 on: April 20, 2006, 12:40 PM »
Word has it Lucasland let Rayrob see a few early designs they were thinking about going with for these t-shirts, but he leaked them all in a chat room one night, and they were none too pleased about it.

Anyway, the current results!

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1. uscwannabe                      73
2. dustin@rebelscum.com 61
3. mkDCSWCC                      9
4. fanostarwars                    3[/b]

You're letting this thing slip away, Jeff.  It's like, you got your t-shirt, and you don't even care about anything else anymore.  I have to say, I'm pretty disappointed in you.

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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #148 on: April 20, 2006, 02:07 PM »
Oh, don't worry about me... 

I've got $4000 burning a hole in my pocket.  I was going to use it to start a college fund for the two kids or something, but now it's become clear to me that the only reasonable thing to do is to just renew my Hyperspace membership 100 times. 

That will put me at 103 votes and extend my subscription to 101 years of top-notch quality on-line experience at HYPERSPACE: THE OFFICIAL STAR WARS FAN CLUB!
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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #149 on: April 21, 2006, 02:01 AM »
Star Wars is forever...  or so we've been told.

I wonder if Nader or Perot got T-Shirts?

Yours should read "I ran for president and all I got was this T-Shirt and an overly expensive membership to a POS fan club".
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