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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #180 on: April 29, 2006, 03:48 PM »
So what went wrong?

I think it all started when Dustin's campaign manager started spreading rumors that you had fathered an African-American child.

The real problem is that Jeff has fathered children all over the country and a couple more in Mexico.  For shame.

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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #181 on: April 29, 2006, 04:03 PM »
The real problem is that Jeff has fathered children all over the country and a couple more in Mexico.  For shame.

Well, that's common knowledge.  But none of them were black, were they?

You can have all the kids you want, with as many women as you want, and you're viewed as a super-potent stud (i.e. Mick Jagger).

But--good heavens!--if word gets out that even one of them is black, that's when all hell breaks loose (i.e. Thomas Jefferson, Strom Thurmond, John McCain, Bill Cosby, etc., etc.).

And that was the final nail in the coffin of Jeff's campaign, I'm afraid.

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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #182 on: April 29, 2006, 06:53 PM »
Hey now ... I finally go to all the work of putting up a banner, and the next day you crap out? Bastard. >:(
Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

P.S.: the Dustin news barrage is annoying even people over on TrekBBS. ;D (And yes, that Ferengi guy is me. Over there you can't change your screen name.)
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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #183 on: April 29, 2006, 09:54 PM »
Hey now ... I finally go to all the work of putting up a banner, and the next day you crap out? Bastard. >:(
Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

P.S.: the Dustin news barrage is annoying even people over on TrekBBS. ;D (And yes, that Ferengi guy is me. Over there you can't change your screen name.)

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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #184 on: April 30, 2006, 02:01 AM »
At least Jeff's getting some...  You'd think that would've been a plus in his corner.
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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #185 on: April 30, 2006, 03:06 AM »
Question:

Even though Jeff's cut and run from this campaign like the quitter he is, can the rest of us still use this thread to keep track of how much fun we're having with Dustin's campaign?  'Cause we're all having a ****load of fun.  For example:

Latest results:

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1.   uscwannabe                          109
2.  dustin@rebelscum.com     88

See, the fun we're gonna be having over the next few days is gonna come from watching as the new Dustin votes roll in from all of the unashamed vote-buying he's doing in Dallas this weekend, where he's giving away a "free" $40 print in exchange for signing up for the $40 Fan Club membership.


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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #186 on: April 30, 2006, 01:27 PM »
It's great to see that vote buying is a key component to any worthy campaign.  ::)

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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #187 on: April 30, 2006, 06:14 PM »
Fun *******, Fun!   >:(
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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #188 on: May 1, 2006, 11:29 AM »
P.S.: the Dustin news barrage is annoying even people over on TrekBBS. ;D (And yes, that Ferengi guy is me. Over there you can't change your screen name.)

Who? Valin Ferengirific?

Oooh, I'm gonna use that one. 8)
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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #189 on: May 1, 2006, 04:12 PM »
The real problem is that Jeff has fathered children all over the country and a couple more in Mexico.  For shame.

Well, that's common knowledge.  But none of them were black, were they?

You can have all the kids you want, with as many women as you want, and you're viewed as a super-potent stud (i.e. Mick Jagger).

But--good heavens!--if word gets out that even one of them is black, that's when all hell breaks loose (i.e. Thomas Jefferson, Strom Thurmond, John McCain, Bill Cosby, etc., etc.).

And that was the final nail in the coffin of Jeff's campaign, I'm afraid.

True, but in Strom Thurmond's case, it was pretty ****** up...seeing as he was so adamantly pro-segregation in the past.
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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #190 on: May 1, 2006, 04:45 PM »
At least Jeff's getting some...  You'd think that would've been a plus in his corner.

One would think that would put him in a fairly small minority of Star Wars fans, say 1% or less.  ;)   Perhaps the fact he was getting laid led to jealousy that spiraled into hatred and a loss of votes? 
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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #191 on: May 1, 2006, 04:54 PM »
SW fans are a caddy lot.
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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #192 on: May 1, 2006, 08:38 PM »
Good lord... they found a way to turn news about the Early Bird set into a plug for this "fun" campaign!

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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #193 on: May 1, 2006, 09:15 PM »
Latest results:

126 - uscwannabe 
117 - dustin@rebelscum.com

I assume these results include the weekend's take.  Is it possible Dustin only got 29 people to sign up in Dallas?
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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #194 on: May 1, 2006, 10:44 PM »