Author Topic: Random passages from John Hodgman's book, "The Areas of My Expertise."  (Read 4479 times)

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SEVEN HUNDRED HOBO NAMES

(This being the twenty-first of seventy installments.)

201.  Extra-Skin Dave
202.  Beanbag-Chair Bill
203.  Grant Sharpnails, the Scratcher
204.  Tommy Lice-Comb
205.  "Medicated Shampoo" Jonah Jump
206.  General Woundwort, the Giant Rabbit
207.  Genius L. Cravat, the Gentleman
208.  Giant Bat Wings Roland
209.  Nick Nolte
210.  Salty Salty Friday

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"Winter is coming."

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209.  Nick Nolte

For the win.
He never really got out of that Down and Out in Beverly Hills role did he?
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