Look at your original post and hit the 'Modify' button, and go back and highlight and delete all of that irrelevant stuff. If you can't find it, send me a PM and I'll help you out (and edit your post)...
Chain mail FWD-petitions are usually pretty useless, especially when pasted into a forum... actually I think this may be the first time I've seen someone do this, but hey -
192. Doctor Brad "AngryEwok" Gonzo Hyphen Smith (Alabama, USA)
Have it your way.
That works, too, I guess.