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Offline Dressel Rebel

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Go for your sidearm
« on: May 29, 2006, 07:30 PM »
I was setting up a diorama of the Mos Eisley Cantina today when a question popped into my head.

If a gunfight broke out inside the cantina (against Wuher's wishes) and everyone went for their blaster at the same time, who would be the last man standing?

The only disclaimer here is that the fight goes down before Obi Wan and Luke enter the Cantina.

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Re: Go for your sidearm
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2006, 08:59 PM »
cool topic!

i think han and chewie are definetley finalist, mostly because there are 2 of them. das phur, boshek and myo look like some pretty tough customers and wopuld give everyone a pretty good fight, but in the end, i have to say that wuher would be the last one stand, since i have no doubt he'd duck and hide behind the bar until he didn't hear anymore shots. then he'd be free to pop up and shot whomever the premature winner was....
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Re: Go for your sidearm
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2006, 09:25 PM »
Who has the most/best fire power?

Isn't Djas Phur an assasin with two guns?  Chewie and Han are a good team but alone they would go down.  I like Phur.
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Re: Go for your sidearm
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2006, 10:18 PM »
Here's how it would go down:

-Greedo would start the fight. He would first shoot Muftak in the head.
-Kabe, mad at Greedo, would pull out a pistol, aim for Greedo, but miss and hit Hammerhead in the heart, obviously killing him.
-Kabe, dissapointed at his terrible aiming, would then start firing at Greedo like crazy. He would successfully kill Greedo, yet keep firing until he destroyed practically everything behind the counter (drinks, machines, etc.)
-Wuher, mad at Kabe for destroying all that valuable junk, would pull out his huge gun that kind of resembles a gatling gun. He would continue to destroy everyone in the cantina except for Kabe, Djas Phur, Han, Chewie, and Hem Dazon.
-Djas Phur whipped out his two pistols, and shot right through Hem Dazon. He would then use the pistols to shoot Wuher exactly 7 times (now Wuher and Hem Dazon are clearly dead).
-Chewie would run over to Djas Phur and literally pull his head off of his body. (Now the only ones left are Kabe, Chewie, and Han)
-Kabe whipped out his pistol, and attempted to shoot Han in the leg, but Chewie tackled Kabe before he could even put his hand on the trigger. Then Chewie took his huge bow blaster and blasted right through the chest of Kabe. Chewie and Han are the only survivors...

Or ARE they?

-It turns out that the Tonnika sisters were actually alive! They were both standing outside while all of this was going on. So, while Chewie and Han were doing their little celebration dance, The two sisters each drew a pistol and shot Han in the chest simultaneously. Chewie was so enraged, that he stomped over to the sisters, grabbed them both by the head, and threw their heads together, virtually crushing their skulls.



Chewie Wins. :)
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Re: Go for your sidearm
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2006, 11:20 PM »
Okay, the way I see it Han is a deadly shot, and with Chewie (also a deadly shot) having his back, they'd probably take it.

But other noteworthy tidbits:

However, Nabrun Leids could probably get pretty crazy with 4 arms and all.  I wonder if he has a gat for each hand.

Momaw Nadon is a pacifist.  Ithorians probably won't fight.

Greedo missed Han at point blank range.  He couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with a cannonball.

Wuher might have a surprise under the counter like a liquor store or 7-11 clerk:



Myo can regenerate lost parts.  He's probably be a tough kill.

Djas Puhr, being a 2 holster - 2 pistol toting bounty hunter could be a handful.

Certain patrons such as Kitik Keedkak and Dice Ibegon don't appear to be able to fire a weapon due to anatomy-imposed weapon firing constraints.

Keep 'em coming.

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Re: Go for your sidearm
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2006, 11:41 PM »
Chewbacca would go completely pyscho on everyone... I'm betting on the Wookie.

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Re: Go for your sidearm
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2006, 11:43 PM »
Chewbacca would go completely pyscho on everyone... I'm betting on the Wookie.

Me and the Ewok both are set on Chewie...so obviously he will win. :P
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Re: Go for your sidearm
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2006, 12:25 AM »
Have Bill CAble settle this wiht the Cantina comic strip released once a week

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Re: Go for your sidearm
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2006, 04:55 PM »


Snaggletooth of course! Nothing can stop the 'Tooth! Here's how the fight would be:
-Snaggletooth would shoot Greedo in the head, then do a backflip and kick Muftak in the head, killing him.
-While Chewie attempted to rip Snaggletooths arms out of his sockets, Snaggletooth would rip Chewies arms out of his sockets.
-Wuher would shoot Kitik Keed' Kak with his shotgun.
-Snaggletooth would pull out his secret lightsaber and kill Kabe, Djas Puhr, Feltipern Trevvag, Han, Wuher, Nabrun Leids, and the Tonnika Sisters.
-Because Myo can regenerate lost limbs, Snaggletooth would kick him in the testicular area and tell him to try to grow those back, then slowly walk out of the cantina.

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Re: Go for your sidearm
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2006, 09:03 PM »

Dick Cheney. Duh.  ;)

Chewie, Han, and all the other fools wouldn't stand a chance. Cheney thinks he sees a quail!

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Re: Go for your sidearm
« Reply #10 on: June 2, 2006, 11:28 AM »


Snaggletooth of course! Nothing can stop the 'Tooth! Here's how the fight would be:
-Snaggletooth would shoot Greedo in the head, then do a backflip and kick Muftak in the head, killing him.
-While Chewie attempted to rip Snaggletooths arms out of his sockets, Snaggletooth would rip Chewies arms out of his sockets.
-Wuher would shoot Kitik Keed' Kak with his shotgun.
-Snaggletooth would pull out his secret lightsaber and kill Kabe, Djas Puhr, Feltipern Trevvag, Han, Wuher, Nabrun Leids, and the Tonnika Sisters.
-Because Myo can regenerate lost limbs, Snaggletooth would kick him in the testicular area and tell him to try to grow those back, then slowly walk out of the cantina.

Or he'd poke em with his tooth lol

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Re: Go for your sidearm
« Reply #11 on: June 3, 2006, 10:43 AM »
If Hammerhead is packing the Hasbro POTF2 double blaster rifle he wins hands down.  Hell one blast ought to blow up the entire cantina :)

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Re: Go for your sidearm
« Reply #12 on: June 3, 2006, 01:19 PM »
Ah, but what about Chewie's gargantuan sniper missile rifle? He and Han could just make it to a corner and Chewie would blow up chunks of the Cantina at a safe distance. Hammerhead's oversized weapon would explode in the process, but they'd probably be at a safe enough distance.

Seriously though, I think unless it was their fight, Han would say "Oh crap, better get out of here" and the two would fight their way sucessfully to the docking bay and leave the mess behind. Han wasn't really big on getting involved (not counting stuff like Han Solo's Revenge at least), if you'll remember.

As for the other cantina residents... hard to say, but my bets are on Wuher, Muftak, Hem Dazon, and Djas Phur. Mostly Wuher actually- I agree with the hide-behind-the-bar-and-snipe-the-winner theory. Greedo, however, would go down in the first three minutes.

But we all know who's really the deadliest person in the Cantina:

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« Last Edit: June 3, 2006, 01:21 PM by Mitsukara »

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Re: Go for your sidearm
« Reply #13 on: June 3, 2006, 04:13 PM »
I agree with the hide-behind-the-bar-and-snipe-the-winner theory.

But Snaggletoothy already killed Wuher with his lightsaber.  ;)

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Re: Go for your sidearm
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2006, 07:45 PM »
Character number 9!  ;D He looks like a crazed muppet.
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